Sequel to Shizuo's Bow Tie. What have we gotten ourselves into? Shizaya/Izuo!

ONESHOT! Observe: Shizuo and Izaya in their natural habitat, verbally attacking one another from the point of view of our favorite underground physician. Extra short, but written for my extra sweet and patient readers. Implied Shizaya!

ONESHOT. Simon tries to force Izaya and Shizuo to talk. With their limbs pinned together and their weapons thrown aside, there is only one option left. Shizuo/Izaya

Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!

ONESHOT. Shizuo is dragged to a high school party, where he ends up obsessing over a girl... who turns out to be a guy... who turns out to be Izaya. Apparently, he took one too many shots. Shizaya!