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name: You can call me Viv for short

pen name: Sw33testAgOny

gender: female

age: you should never ask a girl unless u wanna get your azz kicked... JK :D

randomness: on the volleyball team,lip sync prez, ASB vice, love horse back riding, spaces out... a lot. loves to travel!

e-mail: Sw33testAgOny@ (e-mail me any time!)

Crunchyroll account name: Sw33testAgOny (if you have one, add me anytime!)

STORIES WRITTEN BY...

Love on the Basketball Courts: SnOoks

His dad, Arashi, was once a great basketball player whose dream was to go to the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury ended his career before it even started. Despite his unfortunate luck, he passed his love of the game –and moves- to his son. sasunaru

The Rich and the Poor: Sw33testAgOny/SnOoks

Sasuke's a prince and Naruto's the new servant in the palace.Sasuke then sets his sights on the poor blonde and won’t let him leave.Kyuubi comes and tries to save his younger brother but ends up as Itachi's personal assistant.Sasunaru Itakyuu and others

Best in Show: SnOoks

A world of humans, purebreds, and half-breeds, what are a half-breed Naruto and a purebred Sasuke to do when they meet? Two total opposites will find out that they have some things in common… like their feelings for one another. Sasunaru pairings inside

My Sons Friend: Sw33testAgOny/SnOoks

Sasuke's son brings home his soccer buddy Naruto and Sasuke starts to fall for his son's friend and Naruto start to have feelings too. What’s a father to do? And how will his son take it when he finds out? OOC,sasunaru, and other pairings listed inside.

Be My Mate: Sw33testAgOny/SnOoks

Our little Naru got fired from his job and gets drunk… Naruto wishes to the gods to be anywhere but there and ends up in the demon world where he meets, of course, Sasuke the demon king of the forest.sasunaru Mpreg

Butterflies: Sw33testAgOny

‘I hate riding the bus in the morning’ Naruto thought as he sighed and began reading his book once more as the bus continued it regular rout. In another part of the bus was a raven haired teen that had his camera pointed at a certain blonde. Sasunaru

if you see Sw33testAgOny/SnOoks it just means she helped with the stories and if you see only SnOoks then she wrote that one. She likes to use my account since we're always hanging out at my house. :)

I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.

I'm trying to update my stories but i seem to always get projects and essays to do during the weekends and it sucks. I have half of the stories written but I'm still revising them so please bare with me, i will update as soon as i get a chance.

I'm not a good updater... so i wont update for a couple of days at times or more.

-i like to Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up. lol (they alwayz call the cops...haterz!)

.ooO Sw33testAgOny loves you! Ooo.

What Happens When You Fall In Love With...

A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trash man? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

likes and dislikes...

likes:

manga, drawing, video games, hiking, paint ball, foxes, animals, volleyball, traveling, water skii, go-cart racing, riding/raising horses

dislikes:

moochers!, people who repeat their stories constantly (u know who u are T.T), donuts(i don't know why okay), math, school (sometimes...), stuck up peplz

some more randomness...

~A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

-A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week!" the tampon says,"Yeah but when you fuck up, I lose my job for 9 months." ~LOL! :)

-When I was little, I used to hate going to weddings. It seemed like all my aunts and grandmothers would come up me, poke me in my ribs and cackle "Your next." They stopped doing that shit after I did the same thing to them at funerals.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"...

oOlove Sw33testAgOny!Oo

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their azz to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??