Name: Yaoilover. No, not really. I mean, imagine my besties saying. “Hey, Yaoilover dude. Wazzup man?” Ugh. Weird.

Age: Old enough to be legally writing stuff that I write in my fanfics, or am I? *devious smirk*

Sex: Yes, please. Preferably, with a man with brown-ish hair named-! Oh. FEMALE... I’m female.

Interests: If you haven’t already guessed from my profile name, I LOVE Yaoi. It’s the fuel to my fire, the chocolate to my cookie, the milk to my banana… ew… that came out wrong, didn't it? Anyhow, I love sketching, playing basketball and pranking people, though I haven’t been able to do that lately. My parents… have it controlled. I’d like to call myself a tomboy. I would rather see a slapstick comedy or a mindless action (Expendables) movie than watch the latest cheesy teenage flick, hands down. Most of the guys I ogle do not exist in the real world. Ahh Sebastian… Kakashi… Itachi… Natsu… Gajeel… Kanda… Naruto… those fine pieces of ass with a co-! Uhm… let’s not go there. So I guess I’m girly enough to deserve my female anatomy.

My muse: Ah! Her name is Ruth. Irony is that, she is Ruthless. (I know, I know. Lame pun. But she really is merciless.) She gives me the weirdest of ideas at the weirdest times. Anything too sick, angsty, eerie, or WTF is All. Her. Fault.

Now that we have got all that cleared up, let’s go to my favorite pairings, shall we?

Shingeki No Kyojin/ Attack on Titan

· Levi x Eren (Come on! Tell me one person who doesn’t love this pairing?)

· Jean x Marco (The saddest. God, I had to cry for Jean. Even if he is a horse-face. *sniff*)

Naruto

· Kakashi x Naruto (My OTP. Yes, And I despise SasuNaru. Aww… They are so cute together.)

· Itachi x Naruto (I love this pairing. Their trust and Chemistry is just so good. Itaaaachi Why did you have to die… twice? *sniff*)

· Gaara x Naruto (Gaara-kun is so sexy and so is Naruto. They are really made for each other.)

· Jiraya x Naruto (What can I say? My guilty pleasure. R.I.P Ero-sennin)

· Minato x Naruto (Okay, before you fan-girls start World War III on me, I like this pairing when they aren’t related or when they are brothers. Read fan-fiction “Extra Practice” by Adevlo. D and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when they are just father-son too.)

· Naruto x Hinata (I think, the only straight pairing I ship. God, I should just go to hell.)

· Naruto x Kiba (I like this pairing like when it’s ‘no strings attached’, just sex partners, because of their toothy grins and aloof-ness. I don’t mind the commitment thing, though.)

Fairy Tail

· Gajeel x Natsu (I love this damn pairing. Why can’t people see Gajeel and Natsu’s chemistry?! I mean, everytime I mention it, people stare at me as if I’ve grown a second head)

· Gray x Natsu (Rivals. Check. Hot dudes. Check. Beat snot out of each other but save each other’s butts. Check.)

· Gray x Lyon (Two Ice princes sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.)

· Romeo x Wendy (1…2…3…. Awwwwwwwww)

· Freed x Laxus (The amount of love shown by Freed can be classified as Homo-ness. I think it is the only pairing that wouldn’t surprise fans too much if it actually happened.)

Kuroshitsuji/ Black Butler

· Ciel x Sebastian (Do I even have to say anything?)

· Undertaker x Sebastian (What’s better than a Grim Reaper and Demon fighting for dominance, with a little lust and pheromones into the play? Nothing. I swear I will do a fic for this, eventually.)

Vampire Knight (Ugh, I know. The ending sucked.)

· Kaname x Zero ( I Was literally fan-gasming all over the computer when Kaname gave Zero his blood in the anime. Kyaa)

· Aido x Akatsuki (Both share the pain of unrequited love. Aido from Kaname and Akatsuki from Ruka. And another important factor, they are both FREAKING HOT.)

· Shiki x Takuma (Did you see that birthday scene?! Need I say more?)

Slam Dunk (I know, the forgotten series)

· Rukawa x Hanamichi (I really don’t think there is anything to be said here. Read fictions by Pirotess666. They are really good.)

· Sendoh x Hanamichi (For some reason, I love this pairing. Their chemistry is just so good.)

· Mitsui x Hanamichi (This pairing… I like the new Mitsui not the weird old one. I’m glad Hanamichi played a role in his transformation. Too bad, there aren’t many fanfics on this pairing.)

· Maki x Hanamichi (I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to say for this.)

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s spout some random-ness, neh?

· Is it just me, that I feel that Naruto, Fairy Tail and Slam dunk characters are very similar. Most of the Shounen mangas usually have similar characters, but this is too much. I mean, bright haired, tan-skinned, hot-headed, no-luck-with-the-ladies man, gluttonous protagonist with an appetite for adventure. Check. Dark Haired, pale-skinned, most of the time monotone, ladies-man, rival. Check. One almost useless female getting caught up in the love triangle. (yes, I feel Sakura is useless).

· Let’s talk about the ‘real’ ninja.

- Real Ninja, do not wear underwear. (See Rokuro Unno from Brave 10)

- Real Ninja blond females (Kunoichis), are well endowed. (See Tsunade from Naruto and Anastasia from Brave 10)

- Real Ninjas always seem to have some gay encounter. (See Saizo and Rokuro from Brave 10 and Naruto and Sasuke, who kiss twice by the way, from Naruto)

- Real Ninjas are guys who look more girlish than girls themselves (See Haku from Naruto and Kamanosuke Yuri from Brave 10)

Yea, I know all this was bullshit even as I was thinking it. But, you know, sometimes you just have to let out all your geekiness somewhere.

For the record, I love both these shows.

Anyways, to wind this up. Thank you, if you have reviewed, faved, followed, or even just read my Fictions. You guys deserve a hug and a cookie.

To all those yaoi-haters or flamers:

“I respect that you have your own choice and preferences, but you need to recognize that I do too. So if you read something of mine that disgusts you, irritates you or brings up vile emotions in you, please just click ‘back’ and forget you ever saw it. For the record, all my fanfics have fair warnings so read them. If you just want to flame for the heck of it, know that all of the flames will be used in cooking up a hot steaming lemon. Constructive criticism is, however, appreciated.”

Thank you all once again.

Regards,

Yaoilover505