PAIRINGS I SUPPORT:

X Men:

Kurt/Kitty

Remy/Rogue

St. John/Wanda

Logan/Ororo

Tabitha/Pietro

Jubilee/Bobby

Jean/Scott

Amara/Tabitha

Wanda/Kurt

Kitty/Piotr

Kitty/Lance

X-23/Pietro

Rogue/Pietro

Angel/Psylocke

Maximum Ride:

Fang/Max

Ella/Iggy

Nudge/Iggy

Kate/Ratchet

Glee:

Finn/Rachel

Kurt/Blaine

Tina/Mike

Brittany/Santana

Will/Emma

Will/Holly

Brittany/Artie

Quinn/Sam

Quinn/Puck

Sam/Mercedes

Shane/Mercedes

Hunger Games:

Katniss/Peeta

Finnick/Annie

Haymitch/Mayilsee

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Quirky Stuff

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up

He then said "Listen sir, when i was born i was Black, when i grew up i was Black, when i'm sick i am Black, when i go to the sun i am Black, when i'm cold i am Black, when i die i will be Black. But you sir, when you were born you were Pink, when you grew up you were White, when you get sick you are Green, when you get cold you turn Blue, when you die you turn Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured."

Then the black man sat down and the white man walked away, post on your profile if you hate racism.

Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him that a bench has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it to make sure.

The only race is humanity.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I get plenty of exersize, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging deadlines.

Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Everyone brightens a room, some by walking in, others by walking out.

Silence is golden but yelling is fun.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

At first if you don't succede destroy all evidence that you tried.

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it's pupils.

Life is just a phase your going through...don't worry you'll get over it.

No matter how bad things get you go on living, even if it kills you.

Life is like steppping out on a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink.

Life is painfull, nasty and short...in my case it is only painfull and nasty.

In spite of the cost of living it is still popular.

Life is wasted on the living.

Personally, i don't think that there is intelligent life on other planets, why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering, and it's all over much to soon.

Marriage is grand, divorce is around 10 grand.

Do not disturb, i'm disturbed enough already.

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid, open it and you will remove all doubt.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity.

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

Of course I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk!

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from Hell.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Smile first thing in the morning, get it over with.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the door bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Suicide is man's way of telling God "You can't fire me! I quit!

A day without sunshine...is night.

At first if you don't succede...cheat. Then repeat until caught. Then lie.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (uh-oh)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

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If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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