For those of you who don't like the formatting of this prologue, be assured that the rest of the story will be in normal formatting. I just felt like doing something different to set the stage. For those of you who love the formatting of this prologue and would like me to write a whole story like this... no. Just getting in first, hehehe.

Hot New Band Thieves Guild Releases Debut Album

Thieves Guild rocked the charts last week when their debut single "Candra" went straight to Number One. Thieves Guild is comprised of lead singer and guitarist Remy LeBeau, Henri LeBeau on bass, Theoren Marceaux also on guitar and Emil Lapin on drums...

Spotted: Remy LeBeau and Bella Donna Boudreaux

Witnesses spied and photographed the sexy lead singer of Thieves Guild, Remy LeBeau having coffee with the outspoken Bella Donna Boudreaux of death metal band The Rippers. Could there be something going on?

Gothic Romance Goes Number One

Gothic Romance's hot new single "Femme Fatale" remains at Number One for the fifth week in a row

Lead singer, Scarlet Witch, guitarist The Rogue, Quicksilver on keyboard, Nightcrawler on drums and the aptly named Pyro on bass...

Thieves Guild VS The Rippers

Lead singer Julien Boudreaux of The Rippers called out Remy LeBeau, lead singer of Thieves Guild, today with the words "Stay the f*** away from my sister, LeBeau." This follows recent confirmation that LeBeau and Bella Donna Boudreaux - also of the Rippers - have been dating...

Bella Donna was heard to tell Julien to "Mind your own f***ing business"...

LeBeau was not available for comment...

Jean Grey in Car Accident

Music Diva Jean Grey was admitted to hospital yesterday after her car was hit by a drunk driver and is currently in critical condition...

Thieves Guild Bassist To Marry

Henri LeBeau will be marrying his long-time girlfriend Mercy...

Thieves Guild's new album "Skeleton Key" comes out next month.

Gothic Romance Fan in Coma

A Gothic Romance fan was hospitalised last Friday after he jumped onto the stage and kissed guitarist, The Rogue...

"I was serious when I said I couldn't control my power," The Rogue told reporters. "I tell people all the time not to touch my skin, and I'd appreciate it if you all would take that warning seriously."

Grammy Winners

Pop Princess Kitty Pryde took out "Best New Artist" and "Best Female Pop Vocal Performance". Lance Alvers took out "Best Male Pop Vocal Performance"...

There was some controversy when one-man boy band Multiple Man won "Best Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals": Is Jamie Madrox really a group or a solo artist? ...

The Rippers Ripped Apart

Julien Boudreaux was convicted of Aggravated Assault with a deadly weapon after attacking Remy LeBeau...

LeBeau was released from hospital yesterday...

The Rippers were already on rocky ground when Bella Donna and LeBeau started dating and Boudreaux spoke against the relationship...

Jean Grey Attacked on Stage

Fans at Jean Grey's "Miss Marvel" concert mobbed the stage today in an attempt to touch the Pop Queen, even delaying bodyguards attempts to rescue her from the crowd...

Bella Donna Boudreaux Goes Solo

Bella Donna Boudreaux announced her plans today to pursue a solo career after the break up of The Rippers...

On the subject of her brother Julien's recent imprisonment, all Bella Donna had to say was "I wish people would shut the f*** up about that. Remy and I broke the f*** up over it, so Julien got the f*** what he f***ing wanted. It's no one's f***ing business but mine anyway. Just listen to the f***ing music!" ...

Spotted: Scarlet Witch and Pyro

Gothic Romance's lead singer Scarlet Witch and bassist Pyro were seen dining together last Tuesday at...

Past speculation about Scarlet Witch had her dating pianist Quicksilver...

The band remains closed-mouthed...

Jean Grey Caught in Burning Building

Diva Jean Grey was rescued from her home today by fire fighters after a fire broke out...

The fire subsequently burned her entire home to the ground...

A Storm's A Coming

Rock Goddess Storm has returned to the scene after a three year hiatus from the music business...

Her new album "Raining in Africa" is due to come out on...

Spotted: Remy LeBeau and Alison Blaire

Remy LeBeau of Thieves Guild has been recently seen in the company of Alison Blaire from Dazzler...

... lead singers of their respective bands...

Are Gothic Romance Fanboys Masochists?

A disturbing number of male Gothic Romance fans have become proud members of what they call the "Kiss The Rogue Club". Their goal? To end up in a The Rogue induced coma...

... President Cody Robbins has been victim to The Rogue's "death touch" three times and has spent a total of four months in comas...

... has forced the band to hire a second bodyguard, whom sources have identified as "Wolverine"...

"Knock it off already! I'm a woman, not a sex toy. And I sure as hell don't appreciate my lack of control over my own mutation being mocked in this manner," is what The Rogue has to say to members of the KTRC.

Haters of Frivolity Speak Out Against Creative Arts

"... The so-called 'creative arts' are nothing but a complete waste of time..."

"... Why do we celebrate musicians, poets, fiction writers, artists... when there are so many others that provide real contributions to society? What about doctors and others in the medical profession? What about scientists, engineers... and other people who active contribute to improving our way of life?"

Jean Grey Loses Suit to The Toad and The Blob

Comedy music duo The Toad and The Blob recently won a lawsuit filed against them by Music Diva Jean Grey in response to their song "She Keeps Coming Back"...

Duncan Matthews Band Concert Disrupted by HoF

The Haters of Frivolity disrupted Duncan Matthews Band's concert today...

HoF told concert goers they had wasted their money and that they should do something worthwhile with their lives...

Duncan was reported to have broken a guitar over one of the invader's heads...

Spotted: Remy LeBeau and Lorna Dane

... been seen with Lorna Dane of Dazzler...

LeBeau has also been seen with Alison, Domino and Spiral...

... recent fighting amongst the group leading to speculation that LeBeau may be the cause...

Jean Grey Returns to the Stage on "New Life" Tour

When asked about the name, Jean Grey explained that she feels connected with the symbol of the Phoenix after all her near death experiences...

Her new album "Phoenix" comes out this spring...

Spotted: Sam Guthrie and Lila Cheney

Sam Guthrie of The New Mutants and Lila Cheney were seen exchanging kisses down at...

The HoF Strikes Again!

The HoF invaded new pop sensation The New Mutants' concert...

Drummer, Bobby Drake was forced to ice over multiple canisters of tear gas...

... HoF attacks have been getting more violent...

Other concerts invaded include Dazzler, Jean Grey, Multiple Man, Duncan Matthew Band, Lance Alvers...

Spotted: Remy LeBeau and Jean Grey

Witnesses were very eager to report Thieves Guild lead singer Remy LeBeau being seen out with Music Diva Jean Grey...

LeBeau has been seen with a number of different women since his break up with Bella Donna Boudreaux, including all four members of Dazzler and...

... Cafe apologised after the awning fell. Jean Grey assured them it was quite all right and that accidents seem to follow her...

Dazzler's "I Slept With Remy LeBeau" Tops Charts

Recent rumours that Remy LeBeau almost caused a rift between the members of Mega Band Dazzler after sleeping with all four girls appear to be confirmed in their new hit single "I Slept With Remy LeBeau (And Damn If I Wouldn't Do it Again)"...

The Brotherhood Reunion

Legendary rock band The Brotherhood have announced their reunion tour...

... different bands will be opening for them throughout...

Magneto, Mystique, Sabretooth, Destiny and The Juggernaut...

Compilation album "The Best of The Brotherhood" now available...

Tour dates to be confirmed...