Which Harry Potter guy would you lose your virginity to (both young and old characters):

Your Result:

Who? Severus Snape (present time period)
Where? In his office on top of his desk after class
Afterwards? He gives you detention for a week, but you know you wont be spending your time writing lines ;)
Who do you confess this to? Millicent Bulstrode, your fellow Slytherin and best friend
Who finds out? McGonagall, who sees you sneaking out of Snapes office one day, but thankfully you erase her memory and go about your merry way

Which Harry Potter guy would you lose you virginity to ;)

Draco Malfoy

Where? At his Mansion. When? After Voldemort was there discussing when Harry Potter was being moved. Who did you tell? No one because it's no one's buisness. Who found out? Pansy who hexed you into oblivion for doing it while they were dating.

What do the HP adults think of you

Your Result:

James(if he were still alive):Hates you for dating that Malfoy.
Lily(if SHE were alive):Thinks your an arrogant little jerk!
Arthur:Thinks your quite rude and dislikes you greatly.
Molly:Doesn't like how you call her family 'blood-traitors.'
Lucius:Loves you like a daughter!(even though you r a mudblood.)
Frank & Alice Longbottom:HATE you for picking on their son all the time!
The Dursleys:'I STILL don't know who Draco Malfoy is.'they said.
Sirius:HATES YOU FOR DATING DRACO MALFOY!
Remus:Thinks your an idiot to date a Malfoy.

Which Marauder Era Harry Potter character would fall for you:

Your Result:

Your guy is...
SEVERUS SNAPE
Your House: Slytherin
Your Best Friend(s): Fellow Slytherins
How you met Severus: Sirius Black thought it would be funny to knock all your books out of your hands after class one day. Severus hexed him for you, and you both ended up spending the entire afternoon together talking about how much you hate those damn Marauders.
How you started dating: He was helping you with your Potions essay in the common room and you ended up making out with him. After that you two were inseparable and one day he passed you a note during Charms asking you out. You said yes and ended up spending your remaining time at Hogwarts with him.
How it ended: You found out he had joined the Death Eaters so you dumped him. He told you he loved you and didn't want to be with anyone else, but you told him you could never forgive him.

some of my fav sayings!!

-Go Fuck a Cow/Bull

-Fucktard

-Chickenbuttitsa

-Chickenbutt

-Go Die in a Hole

-Hag from Hell

-Luv Ya!

-Go Fuck a Motherfucking Fuckduck

-Ass Hat

-Ass Bucket

-What Crawled Up Your Ass and Died?

-He/She/You Need(s) to Get Laid

-Get Rid Of The Stick Up Your Ass

-Bitch In A Hat

-Bite me

-Kiss My Ass

-Bite My Ass

-Hells Fucking Bells (I got this one out of one of my fav books)

Okay thats some of the things I say to my friends when they get on my nerves, or I say it to people who are just plain annoying!! lol you know I love you guys, So don't kill me BarbiiDol!!!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

So True!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Would comfort you if you got raped.

BEST FRIENDS: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

FRIENDS: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

BEST FRIENDS: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

FRIENDS: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

BEST FRIENDS: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

FRIENDS: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

BEST FRIENDS: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you

FRIENDS: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

"Nope can't go to hell satan still has that restraining order against me"

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about the WORLD
"The earth does not revolve around you little missy!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

My Drugs (in no particular order):

Chocolate

Eric Northman

Damon Salvatore

Severus Snape

Lucius Malfoy

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Full Name - Katherine Rose Babcock (mostly go by Kat)

Fav Book- anything to do with vampires/werewolfs, excetra

Fav Colour- Depends on my mood but mostly black or red

Best Friends- Barbara (AKA BarbiiDol) and Andrea

This is the site that I'll put anything to do with my storys on. (Pictures, Songs, excetra)

https:///site/katsfanfictionpics/home