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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Name: Sorrelshift. Nicknames: Sorrel, Shift, Whiteshift, or Blackshift. What I want written on my tombstone: 1. Be back in 5 minutes 2. Screw you guys, I'm going home. 3. Being dead is too mainstream. 4. Re-spawn in 3...2...1... When women triumph over stupid males... XD Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Fave Quotes: "I need to see other people." "I'm schizophrenic. I AM OTHER PEOPLE!!!" "Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed!?" "Well, it worked didn't it!?!!" I hate these mutha' fuckin snakes on this mutha' fucking plane!!!! Althought the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas! The worse time for me is when I'm all stressed out with no one to choke. "I love this bracelet" "It says heavily medicated for your protection." "Exactly" I used to be schizophrenic, but we're alright now. I used to have a handle of life but it broke. Neuroses are red Melancholia's blue I'm schizophrenic what are you? I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying it. My voices assure me I'm quite normal. Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already. Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there. 9 out of 10 voices in my head agree I'm sane. Hates: little shits who hurt my friends Favorite colors: Orange, yellow, purple, white, and black. (but not in that order) Favorite foods: Most soups, fish, most chinese food, and pasta Favorite thing to obsess over currently: Transformers Talents: Black belt (if that can be considered a talent) |