About Me:

I love making people happy and making them laugh. I love A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. I love Broadway Musicals - current obsession is Anything Goes and Wicked. Youtube is awesome - charlieissocoollike! Nerimon! Hexachordal! The vlogbrothers! I'm a nerdfighter. Love love love the Shoebox Project - I've printed out all but ten chapters. Love history and the Dan Brown novels. I'm obsessed with the Deathly Hallows movies. I love Doctor Who! I'm an avid puppy shipper. I love Wizard Rock! And Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls, and the Parselmouths, and the the Remus Lupins, and Alex Carpenter, and the Ministry of Magic... I am a dreamer. Everyone says I say sorry too much. I have weird dreams. (Once, I dreamt that Julius Caeser was trying to kill me, and I flew away.) I love both cats and dogs, especially when they're young and cute. I think I'm a nice person, but you can never be sure. I I talk too much. I love to read. I am very picky about movies and food. I hate fish. I don't drink milk. I wonder about things like when the world will end. I am famous for never finishing my stories. I drop everything, including my glasses. I hurt myself at least three times a day. It's amazing if a day has gone by without me saying I'm hungry. I say ow, even if it doesn't hurt. I'm too lazy to wait for ice cream to soften; I put it in the microwave for 10 seconds. (Once, I put it in for a minute by accident.) I smile and laugh a lot.( I almost died of laughter on the phone with my friend, and then I dropped the phone.) I am a huge procrastinator. I don't write well on fanfictions, and when I am writing a story about someone else. Two stories I have are both so not my writing style. I mostly just use my account now to review and do this.

Favorite book: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride (the earlier books. Now they're all about evil global warming,) Angels and Demons, the Lost Symbol, NOT Twilight, Paper Towns, Will Grayson, Will Grayson, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Guardians of Time trilogy, my Mega Book of Useless Information! (I really do have one.), The Prestige (but so far I'm liking the movie better.) Looking for Alaska, Harry, A History. (Some of these books aren't really my favorite. It's that I've read them recently.)

Favorite movie: The proper Disney movies, Pixar. Inception. And Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, and the rest of the Harry Potter movies. Oooh!! and The Prestige!! Hated Dear John, and NOT New Moon! I am not, not, not, NOT obsessed with the "Twilight Saga." No, no, no. But it's following me.

Pet peeve: when people I don't like win American Idol and when people talk about things they hate that I love when I'M RIGHT THERE!! (sorry.) Jewelry commercials. They make me want to vomit. Really? Example of one: "I've never seen it this bad before,"(The stupid weather.) And then a bolt of lightning, which apparently controls people. "OH!" (and let me fall pathetically against you.) "Don't worry, I'm here." (Said simperingly, sickly, sweetly) "Don't ever let go!" (vomit) Alright, I'm quite done with bashing jewelry commercials. Onto New Moon!

God. It's following me everywhere. EVERY where. Not that it's terrible terrible terrible, well, actually, yes it is, but what irks me is that people feel the need to compare Twilight and Harry Potter. Two TOTALLY different books. In different leagues. I'm sorry, but Stephanie Meyer is not a wonderful writer. The Twilight books are a good read the first time, for a pageturner, a romance novel. Not fifty bajillion times, and going back over and saying "I love this part," and such, like people do with Harry Potter. I know I'm being hypocritical, and comparing HP and Twilight, but... ergh! It doesn't need all this hype and attention! It's not that great.

Alright, I'm done lecturing about my pet peeves. Onward.

Favorite band: (I don't really know who else- Fall out Boy? Carolina Liar? No, I just like some (or one, in Carolina Liar's case- one) of their songs.) Ministry of Magic. The Whomping Willows. The Remus Lupins. The Mudbloods. Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls. Train (LOVE Hey, Soul Sister!) The Parselmouths.

Favorite artist- the people on my iPod. I don't know!! Alex Day, Tom Milsom, Hank Green, Charlie McDonnell, Darren Criss, The soundtracks to AVPM and AVPS

Favorite thing to obsess over: hmmm- Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Necessity (I'll Be Alright), Pottercast, OBatR, the Shoebox Project, puppy shipping, Dan Brown novels, history, Washington D.C, Leakycon 2011, AVPM, AVPS, the Harry Potter exhibit that was in Boston (SO AWESOME!!), the Leaky Cauldron, Hey, Soul Sister, Wizard Rock, Alex Carpenter, the Remus Lupins, The Whomping Willows, Ministry of Magic, the Mudbloods, NOT New Moon, the Titanic, Glee, Project Runway, the Closer, American Idol, John Green, Hank Green, nerdfighters, book series I love, movies I love, movies I hate, cute pictures of cute animals, my push, Alaska, KRIS ALLEN, Netherlands, cookies, cupcakes, my cat, school, my friends, new episodes of new things, new episodes of old things, old episodes of old things, old episodes of new things, my room, IKEA, the planet, stairs, my iMac, how I hate my iPod, David Archuleta, the problems in my class, smelly markers, funny quotes, fanfiction, fanfictions I am obsessing over, history, grammar errors, typos, recording weird things on my phone that I always erase, fanfiction, procrastinating...

QUOTES!!

"Laugh, Live, dream."

-ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

"Write what you care about."- Jerry Spinelli

When Life gives you lemons, sell lemonade.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -- everyone hasn't met me yet.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be impossible?

Let us be thankful for the fools, because without them the rest of us could not succeed.

The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.

"Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been canceled."

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

"Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window.

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Shoot for the moon. If you fail, at least you'll fall among the stars.

The hardest way to miss someone is to be sitting right next to them, knowing you can't have them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Feels like I don't belong; like someone's singing the wrong song.

"If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!"

The newscaster is the person who says "good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

"Don't ever let a guy build you up with his words. Because the higher you are, the harder you fall. And trust me you will always fall."

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.

You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

HARRY POTTER- Top 15 Harry Potter Quotes (Not in any particular order-- Or not top, really, just one's I always remember...)

1. Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."

"Or twice-"

"A minute-"

"All summer-"

2. "So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

3. "It bit me!" he said, showing them his hand, which was wrapped in a bloody handkerchief. "I'm not going to be able to hold a quill for a week. I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me he told me off for frightening it. And when I left, he was singing it a lullaby."

4. "There was a horrible smell in the kitchen next morning when Harry went for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like dirty rags swimming in grey water.

"What's this?" he asked Petunia.
"Your new school uniform," she said.
"Oh," he said. "I didn't realise it had to be so wet."

5. As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

6. "OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"

Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

7."What are you working on?" said Harry.

"A report for the Department of International Magical Cooperation," said Percy smugly. "We're trying to standardize cauldron thickness. Some of these foreign imports are just a shade too thin - leakages have been increasing at a rate of almost three percent a year--"
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, cauldron leaks."

8."Mr. Crouch!" said Percy breathlessly, sunk into a kind of half-bow that made him look like a hunchback. "Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Oh," said Mr. Crouch, looking over at Percy in mild surprise. "Yes — thank you, Weatherby."
Fred and George choked into their own cups. Percy, very pink around the ears, busied himself with the kettle.

9. A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."

10. "Who's Kreacher?"

"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

11. "Stop doing that!" Hermione said weakly to the twins, who were as vividly red-haired as Ron, though stockier and slighty shorter.

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."
"You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

12. "Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

13. "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?"

14. (Ron and Harry just completed the Divination O.W.L. examination and are walking down the marble staircase)

"We shouldn't have taken up that stupid subject in the first place," said Harry.
"Still, at least we can give it up now."
"Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly..."
"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

15. "Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

Alright, I'm done... for now.