Remington Randhide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Life With Derek, and American Horror Story. Updates: 10/04/2015: In all honesty, while I love writing and exploring new ideas, I am notoriously bad at keeping up -- I will write for a few months at a time, as consistently as possible, and then disappear for ages. For this reason, I have decided not to upload anything new that has not already been completed. On the other hand, even if it is somehow the last thing I write, I do intend to finish Ghost, hence why I am leaving it up. Other pages, not used as often now: Currently working on: Ghost (rewrite, Dasey) Also, check out the trailer on Youtube: Ghost Fanfic Promo Fics that have been put on hiatus/discontinued: The Last Day of Summer (AHS: Murder House and Life With Derek Crossover; Violate, Dasey) I may pick this one up again at some point -- I'm honestly not sure. Where the Lonely Ones Roam (Dasey, Liz/OC) While I personally really like this story idea, development for it is difficult and may not be continued at all. I feel really bad about being one of those authors who leaves things without a resolution, but I have a general idea of the series of events/ending, so if you liked this story and wanted to know how it ended, PM me! |
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Speak Italian to Me by shyesplease reviews
Casey started noticing it not too long after the McDonalds moved into the Venturi house. And as many things go, it started during one her and Derek's fights. Dasey. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Derek & Casey by saicho-18 reviews
Then there was Casey. Derek just had to smile at the thought. Casey was like this huge experiment that he just had to try out. Although he did have a sister in Marti's form, he never had a sister of his own age. At first his mind couldn't wrap around the concept of living with a girl that was his own age. Wasn't that like instantly having a twin sister? (working title) DASEY.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
F-f-feelings by Ka.Ra.Ea reviews
Written for the prompt "Derek professes his undying love to someone (casey) but they take it as a joke/prank."
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,539 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
In The Library by Omi-Omi reviews
There's no talking in the library at Hogwarts, not under Madam Pince's watch. Unfortunately, there's only one copy of the book Harry and Draco both need for the Potions essay that is due the next morning, so they will have to find some way to share. Quietly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
ground rules by emilyforprez reviews
derek and casey, and the rules they inevitably end up breaking.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Definition of Infuriating by Ka.Ra.Ea reviews
Casey thought they'd be done with childish behaviour when she and Derek went to college, but he is just as infuriating as ever and seems determined to make sure she never stops thinking about him. Why can't he just leave her alone? Oh, wait, because that would mean letting her win...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Reunion by Enx2103 reviews
High school reunions are all about impressing the people from your past and making yourself look good, right? So when Casey gets an invitation to Fletcher Academy's 10 year reunion she realizes she might need Derek's help.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Ain't no thing by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
This is just two people who occasionally have sex like two normal consenting adults. It isn't a habit. It isn't a thing. College era Casey/Derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Smash by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Someone's breath is ripping through the air, panicked, loud, and he realizes that it's him. "Casey, Casey, Casey, oh god, Casey, say something." But she never listens to him, does she? (One car accident for one realization.)
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Pros And Cons by Mae Snapdragon reviews
They're making out on his bed and it's sort of weird because it's her, but it's way more awesome than weird, and the whole his tongue in her mouth thing is going pretty damn well when she has to ruin it by being Casey. "So I made a list of pros and cons about this...thing." "You made a list?"
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Long Time Ago by writeforlove reviews
"Dammit," she muttered./ "What?" he managed to ask as he peeled off her shirt. /"This was a test," she said as she shimmied out of her skirt. "And I failed." /He stopped to leer at her lacy black underwear. "I'd give you a passing grade," he informed her.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
And Now It's Time by cacophonous-noise reviews
It is blissful like finally the way comfort sweeps through his bones at her touch. She grins when he pulls back, looking up at him with her big blue eyes. "Hi," he says, like nothing is new, like in fact this is every day.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Lonely Boy and Fire Girl by emergencycaptivation reviews
It's a sad, boring house, and Tate is a lonely boy. Violet's family is a joke, and she's full of teenage fire.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Free Fall by applythepressure reviews
"Violet. Your name is Violet." She laughed, which was all the confirmation he needed before she skipped down the bleachers before she turned around with a smirk and a two-fingered salute. "See ya around, Tate."
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Make War by ohyellowbird reviews
Dr. Violet Harmon's new patient is what you might call a game-changer. Or a psychopath. Alright, maybe both.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Policy of Truth by LolaBleu reviews
Trying to kill that kid for her had been a mistake. He was merely a gift, a grand gesture; something to show that Tate was serious about making sure that he always took care of her. Desperation and anger had made him sloppy and all she saw were his actions negating his words. That was not going to happen again. *AHS Exchange Round 2*
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Tatemae, Honne by ScarlettWoman710 reviews
A part of him doesn't want to want her. He's psychotic and no good for her, he's absolutely certain, not to mention the fact that her heart still beats while his is just for show. He tries to ignore her, at first. But Violet Harmon won't be ignored.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Touching From A Distance by LolaBleu reviews
On a long enough time line love isn't about sweet things, it's about pain: how much you can inflict and endure and still stick around is the only measure that really means anything.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
lover, won't you come back home by daisymeadowss reviews
"You know what I want? What I really want? I want you to make the right choices. I want you to stop being the guy who raped my mother. I want you to go back in time and undo what you've done. But you can't do that, can you?" Violet/Tate, post-finale. oneshot.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Violet H., Tate L.] - Complete
Letting Loose by Lady Azura reviews
"You found a LOOPHOLE to suit your own needs? Why, Casey, I think I've been a bad influence on you." Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
i think i made you up inside my head by howlsatthemoon reviews
This house is filled to the brim with ghosts, but you are the only monster. / AU. If Tate was alive and Violet was dead. Set in 2011. Three-shot.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Holding Hands by PanicAttack757 reviews
It was such a simple thing, holding hands. But with Draco, it was always something more for Harry. Short little one-shot, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nocturnes by tuliped reviews
Not many students return for their 8th year at Hogwarts but of those that do are most notably, Harry and Draco. After the struggles of the war neither can sleep. They meet at night in the room of requirement, where only a piano and a single chair fill it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by slytherinish reviews
Borgin & Burkes is under investigation, and Harry is the Auror put on the case. When he finds out Malfoy is the shop's new owner, he's thrown into an unexpected game of wits, and he isn't sure he can win. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Draco Was Born That Way by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bus Rides by ponderer reviews
It all started on a bus. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Could he have made it any more obvious? Derek/Casey -oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
one revolution around the sun by acronymed reviews
It's not about Max, or flipping your hair, or short skirts. It's about why you keep going back when you know you can do better. Emily decides to fix her best friend because no one else can. — Emily, Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Truman Show by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Flashfic for December. "Truman," Paul says, "you stole a car. Does it really need...spicing up?"
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
What We Did On Our Summer Vacation by hayseed42 reviews
Nora said their summer trip to the country was going to be an adventure. She didn't mean it quite so literally, but when have Casey and Derek ever been any good at doing what they're told? A slow-building Dasey. *Complete*
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,469 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Five almost Perfect Dates by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey, futurefic. "Your plan..." Derek said slowly, "...is a big box."
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Family Dynamics by avocadomoon reviews
Derek/Casey. It's funny, how family can manage to be both suffocation and salvation at the same time. Flashfic for Moonlit-Jeannie.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
How To Fall Head Over Heels by TheBucketWoman reviews
An accident during hockey practice changes everything. Complete and Total Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
I Think I Can Tell The Wrong Sort For Myself by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
Draco has never forgotten those words, and now he wants payback. 'Potter, you were meant to be my ticket out of there, godammit' Slash, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rhyming by Rayne-Jelly reviews
Thank you for coming, I know I'm insane, but I always thought my imaginary friends would like me. And I know you thought it would be easier than this, but that's because you were insane too. Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Insusurro reviews
"Potter, if you don't stop wriggling, this will be the last time I allow you to sleep with me,' sniped Draco, pulling the blankets closer to him." Something is making it very difficult for Draco and Harry to stay apart, and it's not romance or sex. At first, anyway. Drarry. Rated for some graphic scenes. [Reupload]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost reviews
Derek has a stalker who escalates from pranks to murder...and his identity remains concealed. He's forced to plead for help from Alan, a snarky computer genius-slash-drug addict who also happens to supposedly loathe him. Casey's stubborn nature leads to her helping Derek, whether he likes it or not, and they find themselves growing closer as their nightmare worsens.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Derek V., Casey M.
The Last Day of Summer -- DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE reviews
She reads his face and she finally understands why he always seems to return to her after late nights. The next time she wakes to the sound of screaming. Dasey/Eventual Violate. Rated for sexual content and violence. AU/Crossover.
Crossover - Life With Derek & American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Derek V., Casey M., Violet H., Tate L.
Where The Lonely Ones Roam -- DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE reviews
Lizzie has more than a few secrets; it's harder to hide them when you don't have two siblings waging war as a distraction. When the popular Erica Mason finds out just what she's hiding, it only gets more complicated. [Some] Dasey; Lizwin [friendship]; Liz/Erica [femslash]. TW: Contains content related to eating disorders.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Derek V., Casey M., Lizzie M., Kendra
Give Up, Give In reviews
Derek needs Casey, and the realization opens something like Pandora's box in his head. Dasey. T for mature themes. (This is the revised and expanded version of the previously-published Verisimilitude and Veracity. Read preface for details on chapter structure, future plans, and more.)
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Competition reviews
Derek finds some competition from a new girl at school. Derek/Casey, Casey/OC. Involves femslash.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Derek V., Casey M., OC - Complete
Elevators reviews
Draco and Harry get stuck in a magic elevator. Fluff ensues. Drarry. Vaguely set during 5th year, pre-GoF. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unseen Moments reviews
Compilation of Life With Derek one-shots from my old account (LittleMissMorbid). Genre and ships included in each chapter. New one-shots will be uploaded separately, this was simply for convenience. Some M-rated content, primarily Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Derek V., Casey M., Marti V. - Complete
Paper Tigers
"He was forgetting more and more of Draco Malfoy, pureblood wizard, and not Draco Malfoy, bastard son of one of the city's best attorneys. Of everything that had been real, was Harry Potter the seemingly only person that didn't exist? Why was he the one he clung so much to?" Angst & Non-magic AU. Set during books 4 and 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,139 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fine Print reviews
."Oliver had to admit to himself that if the youngest Malfoy could get the whole wizarding world's savior to fall in love with him—maybe he had changed, after all." D/H slash, Post-war, dismissing books 6/7. SEQUEL to Joint Custody. Rated M. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Joint Custody reviews
."His thumb rubbed the underside of Malfoy's wrist. It was such a small thing and yet the action conveyed so much." D/H Slash, Post-war, not based off of Deathly Hallows. Sequel to this is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fog reviews
.“They’re all gone, now. Except for you.” Could be considered slash or friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eyesore reviews
Based on a special litle Wizards of Waverly Place episode. A little ridiculous and definitely cute. RR, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Prince of Slytherin reviews
Draco and Harry's version of our favorite Will Smith rap! Total crackfic/parody, slight H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
