About myself:

Hi my name is Breana. I'm 28 years old my birthday is March 13th, so i'm a pisces. I have blonde Hair and Hazel eyes. I'm one of those girls who likes just about any story; even if i don't i try to help make it better. I am an anime geek, I love transformers. I am going in college; double majoring in elementary education and special education.

More about myself:

I'm cheerful and will try to get as many friends(that means befriend too!) as i can. My friends mean the world to me and i will help them as much as i can. i'm sweet, kind-hearted, clumsy(sometimes), lovable. My favorite t.v. shows are Inuyasha, Spider riders, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Naruto, alot of other ones(too hard to name them all). I love to sing, write, and among other things. My favorite Subjects are Chorus/Music writing (even though i am learning disabled and have a speech impediment problem).

Nicknames: I'm usually called Bree

Favorite Animes\Mangas:

I love to read all Manga Anime i get my hands on. I love to read and write as much as i can.

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I'm a huge transformers fan

Favorite authors: Lets just say i have to many to count or type.

Weird things I borrowed from other peoples' profiles:

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Take The Time To Read Each Sentence

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YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (I wish lol)

There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!" (Always :O)

Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes

When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses

You burn food to see if it smells good (lol I havent cooked in awhile)

You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"

You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family

You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...

You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood (I hope so :O)

You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air(hope not)

You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite

You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies(totally)

You sometimes try to control water (I tried lol)

You don't read anything but PJO for three months(yesss)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (nope lol spend my time reading about Percy)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (yes, totally lol)

You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test

And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You make a list of charcters never to anger and why(yup done it)

You hve ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this (I do have ADHD, yay I am awesome!)

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (yup lol)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (Yes thou mostly in my head)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke

You want Hephaestus to fix your ipod when it breaks

You give all your siblings godly parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians

When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."

You cried when you finished TLH

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth(nope lol I love Perlia XD)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (PercyNico-drool-)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (I totally wanna!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you obsessively check fanfiction.net every ten minutes to see if you got a new review or PM, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you drive your family bonkers by randomly saying "Chicken" all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. (I'm pro-Choice but I would never get an abortion no matter the reason I became pregnant)

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TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! (I don’t LIKE it, I am OBSSESSED WITH IT!)

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Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, Skylight13, WolfSpiritFlower, Soundwave555, EboneetheheWinterMaiden

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, Sunmist, Mnnkey Csaw, AkatsukiLover01, Supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, KithiaIsTheVillian, inkdragon13, Soundwave555, EboneetheWinterMaiden