HELLO Viewers!!!!!!!!!

I absublytly love dragons so dont try and dis them in anyshape or form cuz i will hunt you down and have saphira eat you. MWahahahahahahahaahahaha!

TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!

DRAGONS AND OTHER MYTHICAL CREATURES ARE REAL!

Well... my name is Cara and I'm 17. My friends call me Carebear though.

I love Transformers well I've only seen the movies and Transformers Animated (TFA) if that counts. lol. Big fan of twilight to so all yah will probably see that i have a couple twilight stories on here. Well not yet. Also love The Lost Boys. i love Eragon both books and the movie! Osessed with the WWE. My favorite wrestler is Randy Orton:) My cousins refer to me as his profestional Stalker.

I live in Chicago, Illinois and love to read. A lot actually. I love to play volleyball and write stories. Well if i didn't like to write stories than what am i doing here writing stories other than reading everybody elses right?. lol. I'm single and man is it great "Don't worry bout a thing!Cuz every little thing is gonna be alright!" I try to live up to everybodies exceptions. Please try and be nice on the reviews but if you have somethin to say say it! I will try and make my writing skills better. I except requests for stories. Just give me the names and your other ideas and i will let you know if I'm up to writing the story.But remember I can only write one story at a time so if I'm feelin it then I'll do it!!!!!!! The story wont allways get done in a quick way cuz it takes time and i like to rewrite stories and add more too them so don't get mad if it ain't done real quick.

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Vampirerex1, Flying Freedom

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If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about Transformers, Transformers fanart or Transformers fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

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If you know Revenge is a Bitch copy to profile.

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If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Strawhat-Alchemist, x.Yue.x, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Flying Freedom

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

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If you have ever dreamed about being in the Transformers world...copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Vampirerex1, Flying Freedom

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. If you have ever done this copy and paste it and add your name to the list: Flying Freedom

99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

TRANSFORMERS!!

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Decepticons WILL oblitorate the Autobots and Starscream WILL kill Megatron!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*erm* My pardon..

You can reach me on DeviantART, here's my username: ScreamintotheStar

Name: Cara (Carebear)

Age- 17

Fav Color* Hot Pink i just love neon!!!!!!!!

Hair Color= Brown with Blonde highlights

Eye Color: Blue or hazel

Height- 5'2 yeah i know I'm short!

Birthday May 5, 1996

Fav TFA Transformer= Blitzwing

Fav Transformer: Starscream "You scream, i scream, we all scream for Starscream"!!!!!!

Fav twilight charecters Jasper, Alice, and Rosalie

Fav Lost Boys Cutie; Marko damn is he hot

Fav WWE Wrestler Randy Orton, The Apex Predator of the WWE!

Fav Pussycat Doll - Ashley Roberts

Fav Lord of the Rings (LotR) Character= Legolas

Fav Underworld Character Marcus. He's just so hot! *drools*

WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'

26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.

27. Screams out the names of random transformers.

28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.

29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.

30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.

- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.)

- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime.

-You name your green Jeep Hound.

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. ( i luv barricade)

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.(Always think of Frenzy)

-You used to hate technology and now you love it.

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.(Deffinatly)

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.(I'd rather have Screamer in comand then that moron)

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.(Hell yeah)

-You get an Autobot tattoo. (Hate those slaggers)

-You get a Decepticon tattoo.(This would most deffinatly be me)

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.( I picture him throwing a wrench more so)

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.(That would be so cool. I've seen the cars that are in the new movie tats coming out soon. They filmed it in my home state and city...)

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.(Sure do... more familiar with Linkin Park though)

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.(More so the F-22! I luv my seeker...)

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be a Decepticon when you grow up.

You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.

-You are known as General Jazz.

-You call your gun Ironhide.(I don't think i have on... but alright)

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.(Ahahaha i knew it was that triple changer!)

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.(Ughh I'm actually a girl..)

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.(Yeps i do... well the movies technicacaly)

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.(I'm not in collage yet)

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.(I have actually done that! He is my dream car!)

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.(I would do that...)

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.( I got my mom into it... but more so my sister)

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.( I do)

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.(Tushea)

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(I do talk pretty fast...)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.

-You say you are the real Prime.( I can't stand flameboy...)

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (i could gather a few friends and start a civil war! but im in Highschool...)

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.(That would be soo cool. I would do anything to get into the ranks. i would request being Starscream's privet human pet...)

-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.( I don't have twins)

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”

--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.

-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.(ahaha more like Starscream vs. Bumblebee)

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.(This has happened...)

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.

-You covered your walls with TF pics

-You call your computer Teletran one.

-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.(No but i still want it! Well mabey more of the seekers then autobots. If it was abots i would personaly burn it)

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.

-You refer soda as Energon as well.

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.

-You build a model of the Ark.

-You also build a model of the Nemesis.

-You then stage battles between your two new models.

-You want to move to Iacon.

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.

-You try to do Circuit-su.(Epic Fail...)

- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag.)

-You call your soul a spark now.(I could see myself doing this)

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.

-You try to build a space bridge.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You want Vector Sigma.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.(O.o i would never do such a thing!)

-You join Transformer fanclubs.(Yup)

-You own a Transformer related site.(Nope but i know somebody who does...)

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. (i am so close to doing this ;))

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.(Yea i have been known for doing that in the middle of the store... in a dramatic manner)

-You want every toy even if it means importing it.-You want Takaras autograph.

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.(ahahah i can't stand flameboy)

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.

-You saw the movie over 25 times.(Deffinatly... moreso closest to 1,000)

-You got you're friends obsessed with it.

-You read this entire list and added to it.

-You screech every time anyone says: Dark Of The Moon.

IF YOU ARE A HUGE FAN GIRL, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE:

-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.

-You know about the Transformers chapter book.

-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian.

-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers.

-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day.

-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies.

-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.

-You watch the Transformers movie weekly.

-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.

-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head.

Favorite Transformers quotes:

"What's crackin' lil' bitches, this looks like a cool place ta kick it!" -Jazz

"You feelin' lucky, punk?" -Ironhide

"What are you looking at, slobberpuss!?" -Wheelie

"Damn, I'm good." -Sideswipe

"You fail me yet again, Starscream!" -Should be obvious, Megatron

"Gotta wonder. If God made us in his image, who made him?" -Epps.

"This is like a freaking house of horrors!" -Wheelie

"That wasn't so bad. At least where on the right planet." -Jetfire. The old guy is just hillarious.

"This is what I call, blending in like a ninja!" -Skids, don't mess with the processor-less twins.

"I need you to pull 'em hard. Not now, where on the plane, dumbass!" -Lennox. Its just fun hearing the hottie swear.

10 Commandements of a Teenager!!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz. (you can break this one, it not that important)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

Fav Quotes... well others and mottos lol

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron

Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you fleshling?

Jazz:"Do it with style or don't bother doing it."

"I never met a Decepticon I didn't dislike."

"The least likely can be the most dangerous."

"Strike first, strike fast, strike hard."

"Know the conflict within before facing the conflict without."

"I don't break rules, I bend them...a lot

"High-tech circuitry is no replacement for guts."

"Observe everything, remember even more."

Optumis Prime: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

Wheeljack: "You break it, I'll remake it."

"Logic is the ultimate weapon."

"Never do what your enemy expects you to do."

Sunstreaker: "Looking good is what life is all about."

Random Saying from Transformers 2

After Optumis' transformation.

Epps: If God may us in his image, who made him?

After Galloway said:

Galloway: Soldier, your paid to shoot not talk.

Epps: DOn't tempt me.

After Galloway asks if Prime would leave:

Optumis: What if we leave, and your wrong!?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I wearI'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (That almost happened!)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS

THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love sprea

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
] Brown - $100
[x ] Blonde - $50
] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
] Brown - $50
[ x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $125

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $225

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins -
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $545

Drink?
[ x] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
] No - $600

Total so far: $945

Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $ 1345

Shoe Size:
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1395

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ x] Green - $750
] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
] Brown - $300
[ x] Purple - $225
] White - $400
[x ] Aqua - $350
[x ] Orange - $300
[ x] Blue - $300
[ x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $3520

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x ] Yes - $0
] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3,520

This is so sad:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism