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 Author has written 44 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Elder Scroll series, Doctor Who, and My Little Pony. DOB: July 15, 1988 Location: Somewhere between cleverness and insanity I love writing and I know that I've become rather decent at it. I like it when people stop to review my stories. I work hard on them and would love to see some reviews. If you feel like making fan art, it would certainly be welcome. ATTENTION: Even decent writers still sometimes make mistakes. I would appreciate beta-readers. For those interested in applying, please send me a message. I take requests, though I may not accept all of them. I prefer to use requests with characters I am familiar with. |
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The Lost Colony by xXdreameaterXx reviews
An ordinary adventure at the end of an exhausting day was all Clara had wanted, but she should have known by now that there was nothing ordinary about travelling with the Doctor. As they embark on a new journey several hundred years into the past, Clara has no idea that they are about to uncover one of the greatest mysteries in history.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,074 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Alibi by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor is in need of a new girlfriend. Not because he feels lonely or his daughter needs a mother, but to finally shut up his nagging parents. Clara Oswald is looking for a man that will drive her stepmother insane, but a new relationship is not what she has in mind. Luckily, there's an app for that, one that can provide anyone with the perfect alibi partner.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 4/20/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Darkest Before The Dawn by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Two years after the Great War, the circumstances force a widowed Clara Oswald to move back into her parents' estate. Unhappy with the old-fashioned living arrangements and always looking for an excuse to evade her hated stepmother, Clara embarks on a quest to find out what she can about the urban myth revolving around the Hunter, a ghost figure haunting the forest at night.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,183 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
A Dark Deception by xXdreameaterXx reviews
When the body of a woman washes up on the coast of a small Scottish town in 1992, the residents prepare to mourn their local teacher. Only Clara Oswald is very much alive and John Smith, the new detective in town, knows that she is hiding something. Why else would she choose to live a hermit-like existence in a godforsaken place near Kirkwall? Full summary inside... 12/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 99,614 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Double Trouble by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara genuinely loves her life, yet every now and then even Clara Oswald needs a break and she switches roles with her twin sister Bonnie. One night, while she is pretending to be someone she's not, she meets a strange inventor who calls himself the Doctor. However, what starts as a fun night soon turns into a complicated mess because she is destined to meet the Doctor again.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,147 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Just See Me by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara Oswald is almost happy with her life. She loves her job, she loves her hobbies and the Doctor, her best friend, always has her back. If only her love life could go just as smoothly. What she doesn't know: The Doctor is secretly in love with her and her failed dates are a little more than just a coincidence.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,370 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Nothing's Ever Good Enough by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara Oswald is a rising musician with her entire career ahead of her. The Doctor is an ageing rock star whose career never really took off at all. So when their managers have the crazy idea for a joint album, neither one of them is so very keen on the idea. The aversion between the singers is instant and mutual. Rockstar AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,519 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Moon & The President's Daughter by xXdreameaterXx reviews
There is a story that every child among the Shobogans hears before they can talk. The story of their hero, the Doctor. It's the story of the night he stole the moon and the President's daughter. Breaking into the President's garden started out as a bet, as one of those silly dares Missy usually had in mind for him. The Doctor never expected to get caught by the President's Daughter
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,505 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Missy - Complete
The Story of Steve by TheMoonclaw reviews
Once upon a time, there was a Dremora Churl. His story, like all stories tied to the Elder Scrolls, begins in a prison...A humorous yet serious tale of a Dremora, told in 3 parts. COMPLETE!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Complete
Let It Be Me by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara is the best wedding planner there is even though she herself is completely disillusioned with love and romance. When Missy hires her to plan her brother's wedding, Clara thinks that in John she has finally met someone with a heart as cold as her own. Whouffaldi AU
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 68,612 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
On The Road To Nowhere by xXdreameaterXx reviews
When a strange man with a guitar stumbles into her diner one night, Clara Oswald has no idea that her life is about to take a turn. John is running from something, but so is she and together they embark on a journey that they swear will lead them nowhere. No getting attached, no talking about the past, just two lost souls living for the moment. But the past has a way of catching up
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Lost & Found by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara and John Smith have everything they could possibly want: each other's love, a nice house, jobs and wonderful plans for their future together. Until Clara receives a call that is going to change everything and she finds her life derailing between a husband who doesn't remember her, a troubling twin sister and more new complications. Memory Loss AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,848 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Your Old Man by c1araoswa1d reviews
Prompt: Can you write a story about Clara being pregnant with Eleven's baby, and after he regenerates she's worried that Twelve won't want to be involved in their child's life?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] 11th Doctor - Complete
Pseudonymously by xXdreameaterXx reviews
John Smith knows two things 1 He definitely has a crush on his secretive editor who publishes his erotic novels and 2 Clara Oswald, who keeps refusing his science fiction stories, is a stupid cow. Clara Oswald is certain of two things 1 She would do about anything for a night with the Doctor and 2 that John Smith, who keeps begging her to publish his sci-fi novels, is a rude arse.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,307 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Third Time's A Charm by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The first time he met her, she was undoubtedly too young for him. The second time he was her professor and she was his student, dating some silly guy with a bow tie. Now she is back, teaching at the same university, and the Doctor is determined not to let this opportunity slip away. However, Clara is now engaged to a maths teacher.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Matters of the Heart by xXdreameaterXx reviews
After her boyfriend's death Clara Oswald takes comfort in the fact that a part of him still lives on and she seeks out the man who carries her loved one's heart inside him. John Smith would like nothing more than to resume his life like it was before the surgery, but he struggles to adjust and somehow he finds he has a soft spot for the woman who lost the man that saved his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,965 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Legion the Geth and the Case of the Kitten by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
"Consensus agreed; rescue of the kitten would improve relations between this platform and Tali-Creator, and possibly organics overall." You guys demanded it, and here it is.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Roses in Winter by xXdreameaterXx reviews
It's 1946 and the Doctor, the best private detective there is, receives a call from a young gentleman. Danny, who has just returned from war, came home to find his fiancé Edith has disappeared and he offers the Doctor a great sum to find her. The first thing the Doctor finds out about the vanished girl: her name is actually Clara and her story is more than fascinating.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,647 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Intern by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara had wanted this government internship badly, however when she finds her boss, Malcolm Tucker, not only rude but also very disrespectful towards her it drives her to the brink of giving up. Until she decides to accept the challenge. When Malcolm finally shows her the respect she deserves they eventually find themselves in an emotional mess that could threaten his career.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,236 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Clara O., Malcolm T. - Complete
Crescendo by xXdreameaterXx reviews
He has loved music once. He has loved life once. Now John Smith, the Doctor, a famous conductor only seems to be drifting through life, always on the verge of a mental breakdown in his shallow and pointless existence. Until he stumbles across a street musician, a young cellist named Clara, and suddenly it all makes sense again. Orchestra AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Heart of Steel by xXdreameaterXx reviews
David Oswald is dead, killed by his enemies. The Doctor, his right hand man, sets out to find his daughter Clara to protect her but once she realizes what kind of business her father was in she is determined to have her revenge. The Doctor is torn between protecting her from her father's enemies and giving her everything she wants. Mafia AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Waking Dreams by c1araoswa1d reviews
(Doctor Who AU) Life is complicated enough for Clara after an accident puts her young daughter in a coma, but through her only means of communication with the girl - an in-dream interface system - she's meets an odd company representative who promises to help her along, quite possibly in more ways than she could ever imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 147,101 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
All Inclusive by xXdreameaterXx reviews
When his sister Missy convinces him to go on a cruise the Doctor has no idea that she is sending him on a singles cruise. It's even more of a surprise to him when he wakes up the morning after a party and realizes he is married to the annoying woman who vomited on his shoes on the first evening. But he and Clara can annul the marriage as long as they don't consummate it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Parenting Adventure by xXdreameaterXx reviews
With a heavy heart the Doctor has decided to move on. He has left Clara after the events on Gallifrey and is ready for a new adventure – when suddenly a girl appears in his TARDIS. Elsie is starting to fade because Clara should be pregnant with their daughter but isn't and Elsie has come back from the future to fix it and bring her stubborn parents together. Post Hell Bent.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,210 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Mayfly and the Mountain by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
This is the third in the series The Mayfly and the Mountain and takes place a little while after Clara has reattuned herself to being properly 'alive' again in 'Human Beings 101'. She's seeing the positive about being mortal, but the Doctor is starting to struggle with the reality of her regained mortality as various signs of aging start to catch up with her.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Rorschach by c1araoswa1d reviews
(Tumblr Prompt) The Doctor and Clara find out they're expecting and go for an Ultrasound.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The Last Journey by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor knew that his men were talking behind his back, he knew they thought he had gone mad but he made a vow and even if it meant sailing the seven seas and beyond, he would not rest until Clara was back by his side. PirateAU. Set a few years after Under Jolly Roger (Read that one first if you haven't yet).
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Man That Once Was by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor has reigned Gallifrey as Lord President since the Time War. Driven mad by power he has one goal in mind: the utter and absolute extinction of the Daleks. Until one day a seemingly ordinary human girl attempts to steal his most precious possession just to bring a little hope to the entire universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Summer of Love by xXdreameaterXx reviews
San Francisco. 1967. The Doctor is an eco activist known to chain himself to whatever is necessary out of protest. Clara is a young woman from a rich entrepreneur family that she is trying to escape, so she decides to move into a commune. And she chooses the man that would annoy her parents the most – but can their love last longer than the summer?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,360 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Under Jolly Roger by xXdreameaterXx reviews
When the Doctor, a renegade from the Royal Navy and pirate and captain of his beloved ship, the TARDIS, picks a woman called Clara from out of the sea, he soon realizes he might get more than he bargained for. Clara is not only a feisty woman, but also very pretty and he starts to regret the promise that he made her, to let her go once they have reached the next harbour. PirateAU
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
They Don't Teach You Love by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor thought that taking in his old college pal Joe, a professor who is teaching at the same university and who is unable to keep his hands off the female students, was the worst mistake of his life. But then Clara Oswald sets foot into his class and he is torn between his personal ethics and making an even bigger mistake when the race for Clara's heart is on. Prof/Student AU
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,953 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The 2000 Year Old Virgin by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor hasn't been a teenager in a very long time and with his new regeneration cycle he suddenly feels urges that aren't familiar to his kind. Luckily Clara is there to lend a helping hand. . . and mouth.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Class Trip by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara has been looking forward to this school trip for months – almost 2 weeks on the Isle of Skye. If only it wasn't for the obnoxious, irresponsible father of one of her students who only wants to be referred to as the Doctor and unfortunately has volunteered to accompany them on the trip. One part of her wants to push him off the next cliff, another part. . . doesn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Duplicity by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler is a woman with a mysterious, troubled past. A past that compels her into a life of dangerous deceit, fueled by a fierce distrust of men. But her life as she's known it is about to be turned on its head when she's caught at her own game by one John Smith, a man like no other who uncovers her past, confronts her present, and may forever change her future. Ten/Rose AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,823 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Art of Loving by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara Oswald decides to take up painting and starts attenting a class. From day one she has a huge crush on her eccentric art teacher the Doctor. Yet he only seems to see her as his muse and Clara wonders if their unlikely friendship could possibly turn into more before the painting class is over. However the Doctor appears to be utterly oblivious to her advances. Rated M for later
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,640 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Love Me Like You Mean It by xXdreameaterXx reviews
1959. Dr John Smith moves to Texas with one goal in mind: to start over and forget about his past. When he meets Clara Oswin Oswald, a waitress and an outcast with a whole lot of buried dreams he thinks that she might be just what he needs to give his life some meaning. Diner AU. Rated M for later. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - J. Smith, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Clockwork by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose; Part Eight of the Prompts series. The Doctor, Rose and Jack land on an abandoned spaceship in the future, with a mysterious time portal in the form of a fireplace connecting to 18th century France. Things go a bit differently. Girl in the Fireplace AU with Nine instead of Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Reinette - Complete
Somewhere To Belong by xXdreameaterXx reviews
John Smith has been released from prison after 25 years and wants to get to know his son, whom he has never seen, by moving onto the same street and befriending him. His son's girlfriend Clara is giving him a warm welcome, but soon John fears that he and Clara are getting a little too close while uncovering the true crime for which he went to prison. .Rated M for later
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,535 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Announcements by c1araoswa1d reviews
How do two different Doctors take the same news five years apart? (Clara, baby, fluffiness.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Clara O., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Refuge by SirArthurNudge reviews
ON HIATUS - Executor Pallin has no love of humanity but he eventually makes an exception - set in ME1 and ME2 (and maybe ME3 eventually.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Executor Pallin, Garrus V., Illusive Man, J. Garson
Sex, Love & Rock 'N Roll by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The Doctor is an ageing rock star who is being put under pressure by his ruthless manager. Clara is a journalist who just attended his private party to gather material for her article. Yet somehow the evening turns out differently than they had both expected. Rated M for later chapters. Rockstar AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,723 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Cedrepur by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
The Doctor needs to drop Clara on earth before his body betrays him but she insists on taking a trip to see a sunset. Whouffaldi. Mild smut (for me.) Whouffaldi. M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Watch it Burn by perfectlyrose reviews
They always leave a calling card after a robbery. On the back of the card, written in flowing, gold script are the names the world knows them by: "The Doctor and the Bad Wolf." Bank robbers AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,262 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Three Days by heintz571 reviews
The TARDIS Communication circuit is acting up and the only sound that is coming from the speakers is causing sexual tensions to rise between the Doctor and Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
At Last by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
The Doctor and Clara visit 1960s New York. Whouffaldi. Set after Last Christmas. Fluff. Minor angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
The Darkness Speaks, Has Eyes To See by xXdreameaterXx reviews
After being bitten by a venomous creature Clara temporarily goes blind and relies on the Doctor to take care of her. But neither of them expected what impact the loss of her sight would have on the closeness of their relationship. Whouffaldi. Smut at the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Curse of The Frengalian Fungus by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
Clara is acting strangely and the Doctor realises its most probably due to a nasty infection thanks to the Frengalian Fungus, a powerful aphrodisiac. With her behaviour escalating he must keep her safe and resist his own urges, neither of which is proving easy. Whouffaldi. M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/26/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O.
Where You Tend a Rose by Sarah Liza Parker reviews
Rose Tyler sits at her home with her parents alone in the summer of 1921, until she discovers her father's friend is a bit more interesting than she previously thought.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2015 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Pete T., Rose T. - Complete
A Beautiful Mind by Lunaticpandorus reviews
Dani Pryde is a genius, a polymath and a helpless clutch when it comes to social interactions. Trauma and insecurity holds her back but Anderson figures even an oddball like her can fit it on the Normandy. Spanning the events of ME and ME2, Dani learns about who she is, grows to be her own person and even learns a thing or two about a little thing called love.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 152,827 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Garrus V., OC - Complete
Fearless by Vampiyaa reviews
Rose is pregnant, but doesn't know it yet. The Doctor is anything but fearless. Part of the Ageless, Timeless 'verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [1st Doctor, Rose T.] Susan F. - Complete
The Cure by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
Whouffaldi gratuitous smut!fic whereby Clara takes control of a situation involving the Doctor and a stubborn headache he can't shift. Set post Last Christmas. No plot whatsover. I'm so sorry! Continues in part two with even less plot and more smut. You have been warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Conjunction by Antenna reviews
All of time and space, out there in a blue box. Where do they go first, and what do they do? The Doctor shows Clara a wonder.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Wedding Tree by Antenna reviews
For once an encounter with an advanced civilization was not going to end in war, catastrophe, disaster, or even a pell-mell run toward something or away from something. It was just a lovely thank-you ceremony for the two of them, that's all, followed by a lovely night high up in a tree house. With one bed. Wait. 12 x Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Blue Pill by xXdreameaterXx reviews
Clara knows that there is a big difference between "the pill from the blue box" and "the blue pill" and the Doctor is about to find out the hard way (pun intended). The Doctor accidentally takes Viagra and the situation quickly changes from hilarious to sexy. Crack!Smut. First crack, then smut. Twelve/Clara. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Healing Waters by c1araoswa1d reviews
The Doctor and Clara check themselves into a spa and get far more than they bargained for. (Inspired by artwork by thenotoriouscow [tumblr user].)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Living the Dream by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
Set directly after the Christmas Special 2014 (so SPOILERS). Clara and the Doctor's dreams come true. Gratuitous one shot smutfic to celebrate 12/Clara. M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Mind over Mistletoe by c1araoswa1d reviews
Tumblr Whouffle Prompt: Could you write something during Christmas, where Twelve and Clara get stuck under an alien or technologic kind of mistletoe that doesn't let people move away until they kissed?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Has Someone Been Peeking At My Christmas List? by Vampiyaa reviews
Eleven/Rose sort of; Twelve/Rose; Part Eight of the Who Holidays series. When the Eleventh Doctor takes Rory and Amy home to Leadworth, they stumble upon a future version of the Doctor holding hands with a very pregnant Rose Tyler. Apparently, somebody has most definitely been peeking at his Christmas list. Set just after A Town Called Mercy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T., 12th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Razor Bound by BigEvilShine reviews
One moon sugar eating Breton got mixed up with the wrong daedra and now it's her and a reluctant Dremora stumbling around Solstheim looking for answers. OC!Breton x OC!Dremora. Checkout SKITAMINE on Tumblr for a bunch of cute tagged art of Razor Bound.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
Watch Over Me by GallifreyGryffindorGirl reviews
The Doctor suddenly becomes Clara's over protective guard after she is assaulted and injured - whether she likes this new side of him or not. Later an adventure requires them to go undercover as a married couple.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Mr & Mrs Smith by WhoMe-2 reviews
The Doctor and Rose pose as husband and wife while investigating strange happenings surrounding a couple's retreat. The situation may prove dangerous on an altogether different level, threatening a slow death by escalating tension as the boundaries of their relationship are pushed to the limit.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,549 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Gift by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
A chance encounter at Christmas throws the Doctor and Clara together again and the Doctor decides to mark the occasion with a special gift for Clara. It's only when they try to go their separate ways again that the Gift appears to backfire, but does it know their own hearts better than they do? M for adult themes and scenes later in the story
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Panties by ninalanfer reviews
Thane/Kasumi. When underwear starts to mystically disappear from their quarters, Thane takes on the case of finding the one responsible. masskink prompt. E rating. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Thane K., Kasumi G. - Complete
Puncture Repair by Azertyrobaz reviews
AU story. The Doctor is a doctor in contemporary London and Clara Oswald is the au pair for his nine year old son. A son who was dropped on his doorstep by a dying River Song two months before the story starts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Scission by Vampiyaa reviews
Six/Rose; Nine/Rose; Part Four of the Prompts series. Since the incident with Pete, the Doctor has been acting strangely, but before Rose can do anything a man in a ridiculous outfit appears in the TARDIS, who happens to be a past version of the Doctor. He's rude, he's annoying... and he seems to be flirting with her. Can they save the universe while the past Doctor stirs up drama?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] 6th Doctor - Complete
Five Times He Didn't Kiss by katierosefun reviews
Five times the Doctor didn't kiss Clara Oswald…and the one time he did. [Obviously Whouffaldi.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Scent by SerpentineJ reviews
This Doctor has an acute sense of smell. Whouffaldi!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Last Christmas by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
Christmas 2013 was a painful one for Clara. In 2014 she was going to make sure that things turned out better for both her and the Doctor but something strange is happening in her flat thats having the oddest effect on both of them. M for sexual content. Whouffaldi. Fluffy sexy oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Feverish by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
On a cold autumn night the TARDIS parks in Clara's bedroom and demands she help the Doctor recover from a mystery virus. Rated M for sexual content. Sick!fic with added smut. 12/Clara Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Then Came You by sammyalex-in-the-snogbox reviews
Clara's perfect life had been torn apart in a matter of seconds. The Doctor couldn't leave Clara alone in her state, but will she let him help her pick up the pieces? AU Pregnant!Clara done in 6 parts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., OC - Complete
Regardless by Vampiyaa reviews
One/Rose AU; Part One-point-five of the Forever and More series. Regardless of what the world thinks of them and regardless of future consequences, this is the night the Doctor and Rose will spend together. The smut scene from Ageless, Timeless.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [1st Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Let Us Pen These Truths by Vampiyaa reviews
Twelve/Rose AU; Part Twelve of the Forever and More series. An awkward clock maker and secretly aspiring poet stumbles upon a young blonde woman with no memory whatsoever and is forced to take her in, only to discover she might just be his muse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [12th Doctor, Rose T.] Harry Sullivan, Jackie T. - Complete
Bushfire by devilishlysas reviews
The Eleventh Doctor comes to the stark realisation that he's past the point of no return with Clara and he doesn't much care. 'Set after the Day of the Doctor' but before the 'Time of the Doctor'. A quick and dirty one-shot Rated M for smut and a little angst. Posted in a fit of nostalgia for Eleven/Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The Unspoken Question by e1evenc1ara reviews
You don't have to be alone to feel lonely (Twelve/Clara, spoilers for "Deep Breath")
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Youth by Nehszriah reviews
After a run-in with the Sisterhood of Karn, the Doctor comes over to Clara's looking a little different than normal. young!12 AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
What, This Daft Old Face? by Vampiyaa reviews
Sequel to In Hypervodka Veritas. Since Jack's previous plan failed, he's resolved to come up with a new one, and this one has Rose as the main target. When Jack requests another stop off on Myleia, Rose is the one he takes out this time, and gets her drunk enough to let slip a few things to the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Summer Storm by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose; Part Six of the Who Holidays series. The Doctor had no idea, when he took Rose Tyler to a beach like she'd been nagging him to for ages, that he'd be spending three quarters of the day driving pretty boys away from her. He also didn't expect to end the summer solstice opening his hearts and letting her burn him.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Six Near Kisses (And One Real Kiss, Among Other Things) by Vampiyaa reviews
An old favourite: six times the Doctor nearly kissed Rose, but didn't. And one time he did... among other things. Nine/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
In Hypervodka Veritas by Vampiyaa reviews
Jack Harkness, who's sick of watching the Doctor and Rose dance around their feelings for each other, has a plan: get the Time Lord drunk so he'll spill his hearts out to her. After all, 'In Hypervodka Veritas'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Happy Endings by e1evenc1ara reviews
The Doctor and Clara attend a Royal Wedding in the thirty-first century where they have a bit too much to drink.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Accidentally by c1araoswa1d reviews
Tumblr Whouffle Prompt: In a moment of adrenaline, the Doctor kisses Clara (like he does with Jenny or Tasha or Rory). Later, she asks if it means anything and a meaningful discussion & smut follow suit.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Kissing Complete Strangers by Vampiyaa reviews
Six/Rose; Nine/Rose crack!fic. The Sixth Doctor and Peri take a vacation to Paris, where the Doctor hastens to prove that yes, he will kiss a complete stranger. Unfortunately, the blonde woman he chose to spring a snog on won't be a stranger forever. Surprise birthday present for natural-blues :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [6th Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor] Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Chocolate Iced TARDISes by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose; Part Three of the Who Holidays series. Rose wakes on Valentine's Day to the Doctor and Jack in the kitchen arguing and making strange sounds, and they won't let her go inside. What could the Doctor be making, and why does he get upset when Rose promises to spend Valentine's Day with Mickey?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Mickey S. - Complete
Siúil A Rúin by Vampiyaa reviews
Two/Rose; Nine/Rose; Part Two of the Forever and More series. Rose is visiting Earth while the Ninth Doctor is off on a planet where humans aren't allowed, and he's been gone a day longer than expected. Rose goes to the old park to remind her of everything she's left behind for him, except now there's a man in an odd hat playing 'Siúil A Rúin' on his recorder.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [2nd Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor] Jackie T. - Complete
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Ageless, Timeless by Vampiyaa reviews
One/Rose AU; Part One of the Forever and More series. An older man chastises Rose for her long-time abusive relationship with Jimmy Stone. She calls him a nosy old git. He proves to her that not only is he ageless, but that together, they are timeless.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [1st Doctor, Rose T.] Susan F., Jackie T. - Complete
Thrill of the Hunt by Wide Spread Panic reviews
Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,477 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Trailbreaker, Soundwave
Serendipity by Mordinette reviews
Horizon... Destroyer of hopes and dreams. Instead of enjoying a happy reunion with Kaidan, Shepard is now hurt and angry. She decides to move on with Garrus, thinking that one day Kaidan will come crawling back to her. But will she really want him back? Or will his betrayal turn out to be a blessing in disguise? Rated M for language, violence and sexual content. Some AU elements.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,960 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Freezer Burn by D Veleniet reviews
The Doctor and Clara are stranded in the Scottish countryside in the dead of winter after the TARDIS disappears on them. They try to warm each other up and stumble upon some rather effective "antifreeze" techniques in the process.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Rose Forever After by Vampiyaa reviews
Eleven/Rose; Part One of the Who Holidays series. The Ponds try to figure out what to get a sullen Doctor for Christmas, and Amy manages to wheedle a single muttered sentence from him that sounds suspiciously like he wants a rose. By that notion, the Ponds go to a flower shop and buy a rose, only to run into a certain former companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] - Complete
The Key by Vampiyaa reviews
Rose's TARDIS key is proving to have changed just as much as the Doctor has, in his tenth body. She's kept it on a chain that she keeps round her neck, and whenever she's nervous, she sucks on it. Too bad the TARDIS is channelling that straight to him. One shot, Ten/Rose, very silly; interfering-TARDIS!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
I Think I'm A Tad Possessive by Vampiyaa reviews
Possessive!Nine/Rose. The Doctor knows he's possessive of her, but her constant flirting with and attention from pretty boys of all species causes him to have violent outbursts in secret. And during a particularly tolling adventure, this time has been just one time too many. Will the Doctor stake his claim? One shot, big lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
This Cursed Sixth Sense by Vampiyaa reviews
The Doctor's new body is proving to be a burden, with its oversensitiveness and desire to touch. Rose, it seems, makes it worse. He loves his little companion, but he chooses not to poison her, not when the TARDIS bombards his mind with images of her undressing, not when they're stuck in the dark, not even when he dreams of her naked every night. Until the TARDIS chooses for him.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS, Jackie T. - Complete
How I Met the Doctor by WitlessFool reviews
Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your father? Uh, right. Judging by the look on your faces, he clearly has – in excruciating detail too, probably. Well, I'll just skip ahead to the moment I told him I was pregnant. HIMYM Doctor Who style :D absolute crack fic mixed with a bit of fluff. Ten/Rose COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cultured Memories by barbex reviews
Shavik smut - a neglected genre. The last prothean on a ship full of primitives, superior and alone. He has needs and he finds out that there may be more to the primitives than he had thought.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Javik, Shepard] - Complete
Fallen Angel, Rising Phoenix by Kepouros reviews
There's something about you: you're bruised and bloodied and violated, but your spirit still shines through your eyes. It strikes me that you just might bounce back from this. The recovery of a rape victim Barney Ross finds in Nepal, and takes stateside with him. How will they fit? Can she even be healed? Convincing, I promise. Rated M, you've been warned. COMPLETE!
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,694 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Barney Ross - Complete
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
Nevermore by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: He never saw it coming; a chance to feel something for another again, a chance to let someone feel for him. Will he open up for this one and experience true joy, or will it all end poorly, as it often does? Sequel to "The Visitor". ShockwaveXRed Alert M for obvious reasons later on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
A Lesson in Control by Same name different page reviews
One shot - Thalmor mage Ancano thought he had everything under control until the Breton Girl walked into his life. Desire leads to obsession in the College of Winterhold, and obsession leads to a heated, sexual encounter. All characters property of Bethesda.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ancano - Complete
Shadows by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Brave Police J-Decker While being trained to run a deep sea submersible Kate finds what she thinks is just an unusual computer chip, when she takes it home with her she finds out it is much more. KagerouXOC M rating for a couple later chapters
Brave Saga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Love and Justice by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Brave Police J-Decker While Yuuta is away for training, Hana who is fresh out of the academy is assigned to work with the Brave Police until he returns but will any of them ever accept her as part of their team DekkadoxOC DrillBoyxOC McCranexSeia
Brave Saga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
In The Darkest Corner With The Best View by The Red Celt reviews
From the kinkmeme: "Kasumi/Thane, work something out of the title and the pairing. Genre and timeline is totally up to you, as long there is something between them." Kasumi and Thane, infiltrators extraordinaire, tease each other during a mission. Rated M for assassin-on-thief action. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Kasumi G., Thane K. - Complete
The Captive by w Blitz reviews
AU. Shepard and Vakarian were sworn enemies. Then, she saves his life in a meeting with a Thresher Maw and changes everything. Rated M for language and adult themes. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,130 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Masquerade by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFA: AU. His mission was to infiltrate their ranks, hide behind a false, kind face. But what happens when one female threatens to change everything he's ever known? Long Arm/ShockwaveXRed Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,910 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
By Any Means Necessary by Dragon Star Empress reviews
Starscream is determined to do whatever he can to give the last surviving sparkling a chance to survive no matter how crazy or slim that chance may be.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,759 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream
Please by kc-archive reviews
Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Javik, J. Garson - Complete
The Things We Do To Win Wars And Other Things by Washedawaycloud reviews
FemShep/Javik - Mass Kink Prompt. To get information out of beacon they have to dance - but what if it leads to other things? One Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Javik, J. Garson - Complete
I love this Car by Soundwave 0107 reviews
Soundwave is having a lot of fun, to say the least. Two-shot, written for the LOLz XD Enjoy! :D Second chapter on popular demand
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Soundwave, Carly M. - Complete
Spring Fever by dytabytes reviews
Ratbat learns about 'biology' the hard way. Amusingly enough, no porn is involved. Prompt: Any/All cassettes: orgy inside Soundwave's chest - As the noise escalated and he caught the attention of every mech in the meeting, all Soundwave could do
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ratbat, Soundwave - Complete
The Sea's Gift by PheonRen reviews
Something powerful and dangerous emerges from the Sea, following a deep and dangerous instinct. Naga male, BElf female. Sexual content, rated MA. Violence. Short story.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blood Elf - Complete
Chase you down until you love me by Ninjacat reviews
It's not that Blitzwing doesn't know how to flirt, it's that he can't make up his minds about which way to go about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Blitzwing, Jazz - Complete
Parasitic Psycho by poisonanon reviews
Find him. Kill him. Simple right? That's what Flip thinks when she's off to assasinate a little half-crazy green insect. But the thing about life is, when you turn your back, it can do funny things behind it. M for Extreme language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Wasp - Complete
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Shining Supernova by poisonanon reviews
Sequel to 'Parasitic Psycho'. Stargazer didn't think saving her sister from the stockades would be so easy. Stowawaying in the back of the Elite Gaurd ship to Earth? Not so much. Set after Endgame.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Blurr
Sparkles by FlyingFritz reviews
Soundwave learns that Skywarp isn't the only one banned from being 'creative' while Jazz wonders why Prowl twitches every time he mentions arts and crafts. Oneshot, just for laughs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
Needing Me by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
He was all alone. She needed someone to talk to. Maybe organics weren't as bad as they seemed. Movieverse No pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Soundwave - Complete
Drunkticon Karaoke by poisonanon reviews
Megatron is out, and the Decepticons have nothing to do! Until D-Cal and Blitzwing have a brilliant idea. KARAOKE PARTY! This was co-written with my friend, and this was all HER idea!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Bound by Little Noctua reviews
Eva never had a stable life until she moved in with her grandmother in Detroit, Michigan. When she meets a certain bounty hunter, however, her life is turned upside down and changed in a way she could have never imagined. Following Cyndi's Lightverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Lockdown
Goblin Debts by errihu reviews
A shapeshifted netherdrake with an insatiable curiosity about mortal ways learns more about mortals than she intended when she runs afoul of the goblin lending system. An undead priest might be her only chance for freedom.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Forsaken, Dragonkin] - Complete
LOLOMGBBQ by anondecepticon reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
A Night in Freddy's Shoes by calicophoenix reviews
Just a short crack fic of Freddy running into some fangirls. :D
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Mere Digression by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. A digression was what Sesshoumaru called it. 'It' being the heated encounters between him and Kagome which took place simply because neither of them could resist. Heed warnings and notes in the first chapter.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Size does matter by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
An Itch to Scratch by iloveprettysilverhair reviews
*1st place winner for best humor/parody on Dokuga* Sesshoumaru gets fleas during one of his runins with Inuyasha, Kagome is dropped in a bush AND gets bitten by bugs. These itchy situations finds two unlikely beings lending each other a helping hand...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
FEAR by SCEWT reviews
THE MOST HIDEOUS, HORRIFIC, UNSIGHTLY SIMPLY PANTFILLING KIND OF TERROR IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! The marines have faced all manner of aliens and survived. But what new kind of terror awaits them within the walls of the colony compound?...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Heart of Honor by Raven9 reviews
A young Dunmer adventurer seeks shelter in a Daedric shrine during and ash storm, and makes an unlikely acquaintance. COMPLETED!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
The Perils of Clams by DarcieLeeds reviews
Hunched in the bathroom, sick as a dog, Rose didn't think she could feel much worse... until she found out who her mother called to take care of her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
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Finding Donor 386 reviews
Clara Pink and her husband, Danny are truly happy, even though their daughter isn't genetically his. After Danny dies in an accident, Clara is left alone. One day, her intrepid daughter, Izzy, decides to look for her sperm donor. After she and her mother meet him, Izzy wonders if her mother and Donor 386 could become more than friends. Partly Pinkwald but mostly Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,565 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Danny P.
Plus-One reviews
Clara Oswald is very happy with her boyfriend of two years, John Smith. One day, her father tells her that in four months, he is getting married to a woman named Linda. Most wedding preparations are dramatic. In addition to dealing with Linda's drama, Clara is unaware of a little surprise that will change her and John's relationship forever. Third story in the Blind Date series
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/19 - Clara O., Dave O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Christmas on Planet Holiday reviews
The Doctor takes Clara to a planet where half the year is Christmas. The two get stuck in an inn, stranded there by a blizzard, and drink way too much Noellian rum. They eventually head up to their room, where Clara gives the Doctor a very special "present".
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Look But Don't Touch
It's just another day for Amy and Rory on the TARDIS. Then they hear strange noises coming from the Doctor's room. They know what he's doing. Three days later, he's still doing it. Our favorite couple has to keep an eye on him before he injures himself. Rory must babysit the Doctor to keep him from injuring himself. Seriously, if he keeps it up, he's going to go blind.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Published: 12/17/2019 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
As You Wish reviews
"I'm not your boyfriend." Lately, the Doctor has been using that phrase a lot. Romantic things keep happening between them, but he always ruins the moment by saying those words. The Doctor is a master of mixed messages, but lately Clara has been wondering: when he says "I'm not your boyfriend", could it be possible that he means something else entirely?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Call It A Hunch reviews
Not all heroes are Dragonborn. Some are mercenaries, some are mages, some are thieves, and some fight for the legion. Ordinary, if exceptionally skilled, people going about their day to day lives. Sometimes all it takes is meeting the right person at the right time for you to get involved in the biggest mess you've ever seen.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Altmer, Khajiit, Nord
The Morning After reviews
John Smith had the most amazing date with Clara Oswald. For some reason, she seems surprised to find him still there in the morning. Things become less awkward, so they decide to not make things serious. Eventually, things get to the point where John isn't sure how much longer he can keep things casual. Sequel to Blind Date.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Jack H., Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Blind Date reviews
At the insistence of her friend Jack, Clara decides to go on a date with one of his co-workers. It turns out that her date is John Smith, a man with good looks, a sense of humour, and very memorable eyebrows. To make things even better, he loves cats! It looks like tonight is going to be a fun one for Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Jack H., Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Four Times Clara's Day Went Wrong and One Time It Went Right reviews
Sometimes Clara Oswald's days go horribly wrong. Other times her days go completely right. Thankfully, when her days go wrong, the Doctor is always there for her.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2019 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Danny P. - Complete
The Inane Adventures of Hazelnut Latte
It's been a year since Hazelnut Latte moved to Ponyville with her little sister, Cocoa Jinx. She originally sought to find a good, wholesome place to raise her sister, but she finds herself entangled in the problems of other ponies as well as a potential romance of her own. Rated T for drug use, implied sex, adult discussions, language, and gratuitous innuendo.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,737 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2019 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Fluttershy, Rarity, Discord, OC
How To Not Murder A Time Lord reviews
Donna is ready and willing to seduce the Doctor. Unfortunately, the Doctor insists on making things difficult.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 3/19/2018 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
After years of trying, the Doctor and Clara are thrilled to finally be expecting another child. Unfortunately, it comes with a hitch. No one told them which one of them would be carrying it. Sequel to Unplanned. Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Suits, Pricked Thubs, and Eggnog with Rum reviews
The Doctor is forced to spend Christmas at the Hernandez-Patil household. While he endures insults, banter, and American beverage, he discovers a surprise connection between himself and the events of 24 December, 1984.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2018 - OC, 12th Doctor - Complete
In A Family Way reviews
Lately, the Doctor has noticed something different about Clara. He just can't figure out what it is. When he finally does figure out what it is, he knows that nothing will ever be quite the same again. Something tells him that they're going to have to get married a little sooner than expected. Sequel to Something Dumb to Do
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 10/12/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Something Dumb to Do reviews
Sequel to As You Wish Prompt: After his loving partner gets down on one knee and asks him a very important four-letter question, the Doctor isn't quite sure how to react to her. After much deliberation, he decides that he wants to become Mr. Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Infected reviews
Clara and the Doctor find themselves with an alien STD. The strange symptoms of the infection force them to finally be honest with each other. Possibly one of the crackiest things I've ever written.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Drunk On You reviews
Clara and the Doctor attend a wine tasting on a planet made entirely out of cheese. Clara didn't really anticipate the extent of the effect that said cheese would have on the Doctor's Time Lord biology.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Something A Little Different reviews
The Doctor is feeling a bit curious and extremely frisky. He and Clara decide to take his new parts for a test drive. Sub!Twelve Dom!Clara Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Soiled Nappies and Sonic Screwdrivers reviews
The further adventures of Clara Oswald and the Doctor. A series of Parrotverse-related one-shots. Rated K to M. Mostly Twelve/Clara, but there are other pairings as well. Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Mother's Day reviews
Sometimes the Doctor makes himself known in the lives of other people, in this case Irrepressable's Mother.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Complete
A Little Birdie Told Me Redux reviews
The Doctor has to babysit a parrot that keeps copying everything he says. Unfortunately, there are things that the Time Lord would rather not have repeated. Specifically, things regarding his feelings for Clara. Non-Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Warming Up reviews
The Doctor has stepped in it again and now he and Clara are stuck in a cave in the dead of winter with only a hot spring to keep them warm. As the temperature goes down outside, things start to heat up inside. When clothes start coming off, Doctor tries not to look, but things quickly change from awkward to sexy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
How To Sweep A Human Off Her Feet reviews
The Doctor has somehow managed to tell Donna how he feels about her. Now the time has come for him to make her his. It's Valentine's Day and he's pretty sure that he can impress Donna. After all, what's the worst that can happen? Sequel to How To Seduce A Human
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2016 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
UST reviews
Since regenerating, the Doctor has been feeling a little funny around his pretty companion. For a person who educates people for a living, Clara can be horribly dense sometimes. 12/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Unplanned reviews
After what didn't happen last time, they were both certain that they were incompatable. Sometimes life is full of little surprises. Parrotverse. 12/Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Night Of The Living Eyebrows reviews
The Doctor's eyebrows have become sentient. Apparently, they have a dirty mind. Poor Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Voyeur reviews
The Doctor watches Clara do something unexpected through a crack in her bedroom door. Parroverse
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Confessions And Chocolate reviews
Clara knows that sex can have consequences. She just didn't expect sex with a Time Lord to have that particular consequence. It's amazing what sort of truths can be revealed during a pregnancy scare. Takes place several months after Heated. Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor
Heated reviews
The Doctor and Clara get into an argument and the Doctor heads to an alien pub to think. After someone drugs him, he returns to Clara. Now, instead of saving the Doctor from enemies, Clara has to save him from himself. That's easier said than done since the Doctor's advances are making it very difficult for Clara to think straight. Parrotverse
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Dirty Beak reviews
The Doctor has to deal with the foul vocabulary of another parrot, only this time, it is mostly not his fault. Either way, he learns to not leave a parrot unsupervised in front of a television. Sequel to A Little Birdie Told Me. Rated M for filthy, filthy language.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2015 - 12th Doctor - Complete
A Little Birdie Told Me reviews
The Doctor and Clara rescue a vitally important parrot-like bird. The bird starts mimicking everything the Doctor says. Unfortunately, not everything that the Doctor says is appropriate to repeat.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2015 - 12th Doctor
Dreaming In Color reviews
Love comes in many colors. As the Doctor grows ever closer to Rose, each encounter is touched by a different hue. Nine/Rose. Rated M for sexual content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2015 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Naked Truth reviews
Faced with the threat of an alien invasion, the Doctor must shed his clothes in order to save the day. Rated T for naked Time Lords
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
What Happens In Quarantine Stays In Quarantine reviews
The Doctor and Rose get exposed to an unknown substance and have to spend a couple days in quarantine. The Doctor shows Rose that there is more than one way to wait out a quarantine. Nine/Rose. Rated M for sexual content
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2015 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Waxing Loves Company reviews
Seeking to placate Clara after a particularly draining adventure, the Doctor arranges for them to spend the day at a spa, where he learns a particularly hairy lesson. Sequel to Time Lords Don't Take Bubble Baths
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2015 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
How To Seduce A Human reviews
When the Doctor's feelings for Donna aren't exactly platonic, there's only one thing he can do. Unfortunately, his plans to woo her don't exactly go as planned. 10/Donna
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2015 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Time Lords Don't Take Bubble Baths reviews
Clara gets a big surprise when she comes home. Based on a series of text messages between me and my mother. Rated T for naked Time Lords
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2015 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Tea, Toast, and Daedra reviews
It isn't every day that an Argonian catches a cold. It's even less often that a Dremora takes care of a sick Argonian. Sparkticus and Lost-In-The-Forest friendship. Takes place a few years before Call It A Hunch. Now with part II!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Universal Greeting reviews
Sentinel Prime once again makes a complete aft of himself, this time at a high school assembly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sentinel Prime, Moonracer
Icky reviews
Another dose of sparkling!Stargazer cuteness! Written as a gift for CelestialDeth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Shockwave - Complete
TFA: Too Many Questions reviews
Because sparklings never stop asking.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Starscream
TFA: Rumors reviews
Decepticon Bar-fight! An over-energized D-Cal gets in trouble again and a medic Seeker is caught in a situation that isn't what it looks like. To top it all off, Blitzwing has the scandalous pictures! A gift fic for Israel42. Rated T for some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Blitzwing - Complete
Don't Tell Megatron! reviews
Why bored seekers shouldn't make bets in front of sparklings with small hands.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Just Too Adorable reviews
A fluffy little drabble about Starscream and my OC, D-Cal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Starscream
