Hi my name is Andi and I love the movie Van Helsing! So I know some people on here through deviantART. If you want to see some of my drawings and more click on my homepage! Also you may e-mail me ideas, questions, rants over why I take so long to update, and if you wanna chat! DON'T SEND ME SPAM OR I SWEAR UPON WHATEVER GOD THERE IS IF THERE IS ONE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

My Fiction Press.

Thank you. :)

URGENT NOTE TO MY READERS!! IF ANYONE CAN HOOK ME UP WITH THE LYRICS TO THE MUSICAL NUMBERS FROM THE OPERA Faust I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!

Thank you,

~Andi.

IMPORTANT:

The Dark Rose is dead until further notice.

Thank you,

~Andi.

NOTICE:

In addition to The Dark Rose, Only I know, and Anything But Love are temporarily dead until further notice.

Thank you.

Ways to contact me:

1) Email. (most preferred way)

2) Private Messages. (second preferred way)

STORIES SO FAR:

A Second Chance -complete-

A New Life -complete-

Only I Know

The Dark Rose -dead until further notice-

Anything But Love

Passion Arcane

the other stories are one shots and will not be continued!

INFO ON STORIES:

A New Life: Anna Vlad

A New Life video

A New Life UPDATED VIDEO!!

A Second Chance: Anette Vlad

A Second Chance video

A Second Chance Banner

Cover made by Phantoms Ange

Only I Know: Adriana Adriana in London Adriana's Mother's Necklace Dracula Dracula's Brides Johnathan Mina Lucy Van Helsing Holmwood Quincey Seward Renfield

Only I Know video

Only I Know Banner

Only I Know UPDATED TRAILER!!

The Dark Rose: Diana Erik Raoul Meg Madame Giry Carlotta Andre and Firmin Banner Cover by Phantoms Ange Trailer

Erik and Diana video

Anything But Love: Elizabeta Kraven Lucian Selene Trailer

Passion Arcane: Charlotte Charlotte disguise Gabrielle Comeaux Aria Vulpes Cardinal Giordano

Favorite Movies: Van Helsing, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Lord of the Rings, Dracula Dead and Loving it, Underworld.

Favorite Bands: NIGHTWISH, Sonata Arctica, Dimmu Borgir, Magica, Epica, Lacuna Coil, Tarja Turunen (not a band but whatever), Rammstein, Tristania, E Muzeki, Sarah Brightman.

Favorite Reads: Castle of the Wolf (SEXY AND ADDICTIVE!), Dracula (of course), Alice in Wonderland (CHESHIRE CAT RULES!!), Vampire Kisses series (TEN TIMES BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!), Vlad Dracula: The Dragon Prince, Faust.

Favorite Video Games: Dracula Origin (FTW!!), Phoenix Wright, Sims 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Wii Fit, Soul Caliber II, Castlevania.

Favorite Artists: Victoria Frances, (I don't know anyone else really..)

ONTO FAVORITE QUOTES!!

Me -explaining why he killed over half of his own population-: Vlad had a horrible childhood..

Kitty: PROTECT THE PEOPLE!! -jumping up and down as she makes stabbing motions in the air-

Mr. Ballew -my tech theater teacher-: When I saw Lord of the Rings the Two Towers all those junior high girls would go "Oh my.." when Legolas came on. But when that guy with the beard throws open those doors the college girls went "NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!"

Mr. Ballew: MINIONS! WE ARE HANGING ZE LIGHTS OF DOOM!

Mr. Ballew -after listening to my sound design project-: I want you to babysit my kid so he's afraid of nothing when I have one.

Mr. Ballew: It's rather sad that most of stage makeup has to deal with domestic violence.

Mr. Ballew: These little blood packets are handy. The actor just pops one open and squeezes it where the wound should be. But they're also helpful to vampires. NO VLAD YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYMORE! -in a vampire type accent- But I need more! I never get enough!

Jescee -to Sam-: I'm allergic to latex!

Sam: Well now you can't have sex.

Me -after hearing the story-: You better hope you're not fertile.

Mansi -after seeing a picture of Vlad Tepes-: THAT'S HIM?!

Me -in response- : Yep. And he was married twice!

Tori: When I die they're going to have a special pit in hell for me. When I die they're going to go "OH SHIT SHE'S COMING!" and they're going to dig a pit and name it level 8.

Mom: Your cat killed something again.

Sally: -meows and purrs-

Me: If I went back to the second crusade I'd take all the gunpowder, make a very long trail around the Turkish camp, light the gunpowder, then run like fucking hell.

Alex -in response-: -laughing- You're such a nerd!

Anette -my Anette-: -doesn't understand a question that someone asked her- TARVA BEAT THAT!

Lucian: You're acting like a pack of wild DOGS!! -Underworld

Niko: Why am I wearing those feathers?

Devon: Because this is what your people wore MANY MOONS AGO.

Niko: I'm Romanian..

Gabriel: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Well, actually, I'm just a friar. I can curse all I want...Damn it! -Van Helsing

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know! Are you thinking 'HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, A GIANT SWORDFISH ALMOST WENT THROUGH MY HEAD?!'? -Get Smart

Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
Sam: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... -Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: whispering It's the beards.
Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!
Eowyn laughs
Gimli: Which is, of course, ridiculous. -The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? -Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it! -Pirates of the Caribbean

"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye,"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"What'd you call him?"- Gibbs
"...Larry,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

After going through CelticAurora's profile I realized that I never talked about my style! I MUST CORRECT THAT!

MY STYLE:

Okay. So I write in a very dark yet humorous kind of way. I specialize in dark, historical romance/fantasy got it? I also can do first person point of view and narration. Any other questions?

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. ( coughs I have a fictionpress.)

If you think Tuomas Holopainen is the most amazing lyricist and sexiest keyboard player you've ever seen, copy and paste this into your profile. (OOOOOH YES!!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (PROUD OF IT!)

If you are one of those people who think that there's no chance in hell that Gabriel Van Helsing and Vladislaus Dracula were lovers in the past, and are in agreement that Dracula probably hates Van Helsing now, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have no problem with homosexuality but I never could see how slash was hot..)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. (Always have been and always will.)

If you cannot see the world without Gerard Butler, copy and paste this in your profile. (-drools-)

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music", and that rappers are wanna-be's who are getting paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. (AMEN!)

I think that the Phantom of the Opera doesn't deserve to have people hate him. I think his voice is like an angel's. If you would be the one to love the Phantom forever, copy and paste this into your profile. (I would love you forever Erik!!)

If you believe that the ONLY Return is the Return of the KING copy and paste this into your profile. (made by me.)

If you would willingly and eagerly follow Aragorn no matter the costs copy and paste this into your profile. (made by me. I WOULD SO DO IT!!)

If you want your own Army of the Dead copy and paste this into your profile. (I SO WANT ONE!! made by me.)

WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME:

deviantART: My Homepage. http:///

GaiaOnline: My fun place. http:///profiles/11096472

LiveJournal: Somewhat abandoned. http://

Twitter: Listen to me tweet. http://twitter.com/AnetteTepes

FictionPress: My Original Works live here.. http://fictionpress.com/u/599106

My Blog: ...In Search Of The Truth... http://

YouTube: Where my trailers are posted. http://www.youtube.com/Sakura2811