Heys! Name's Jazzs Girl. JG for short. If ya haven't already noticed I'm a big fan of Transformers. Read on if ya like. Don't matter to me. Just would like it if ya did.

ABOUT ME:

For starters, I have blond hair, and blue/gray eyes. I'm 5 foot 6". Just your average young adult!

Fav. Music: Pretty much anything that's not screamo or country.

Books: Any type of mystery or a good fantasy, anything that takes ya outta the real world.

Fav. Color(s): Royal purple, royal blue, gold, silver and crimson.

Fav. Subject: Science, art, or english.

Quote: "If you don't like the past, rewrite the future!" Me

JG: =cranks up the music= WOOT!! TIME TA HAVE SOME FUN!! =starts dancing to...the hamster dance= An all around fun song! WOOT!! Well at least it isn't Reliant K's version of The 12 Days of Christmas.

Jazz: =walks in and goes over to JG= What in Primus' name are ya doing??

JG: Dancing. =continues to dance to hamster dance= ALRIGHT EVERYBODY NOW HERE WE GO, IT'S A BRAND NEW VERSION OF THE DOSIE DOE!

Jazz: =puts hand on face= The twins gave ya sugar again didn't they??

JG: ...=ignoring Jazz=...

Jazz: TWINS!!

Twins: =Sideswipe and Sunstreaker come out from their hiding place behind the couch= Yes?

Jazz: Why'd ya give her sugar?

Sides: Ummmmm...Because it's funny.

Sunny: Ya, I mean, just look at her. =points at JG, who at that particular moment had the cat by the front paws and was dancing around=

JG: Your a good dancer Ronon.

Ronon: Meeerooow

JG: =giggling unc

Jazz: JG!! Put da cat down!!

JG: NO!!

Jazz: Aarrrgggggg!! =looks at the twins= You to are so dead.

Twins: Only if ya can catch us!! Na na na na naaa!! =running out the door they transform and drive off at high speeds=

Jazz: =walks over to JG and picks her up, in turn she drops Ronon= You're coming wit me.

JG: AHHHHHHHH!!

Jazz: =walks out of lounge=

Primus: =smiling at the video camera in his hands= This has to be the bast tape yet. =leaves to watch the rest of the run=

Jazz: =walks into the med bay= Yo Ratch'! Ya in here??

Ratchet: =sounding exhausted= Yes Jazz? What is it?

Jazz: =holding JG out for Ratchet to see= Darn twins gave her sugar.

Ratchet: =looking at JG and sighing=

Jazz: Ratchet, she was doing The Hamster Dance with her cat.

Ratchet: =looking up at Jazz, sighing again= Let me see, I can giver a sedative so she won't go and harm herself, or the cat.

Jazz: Good. By da way can she stay with you? I kinda don't want her to see what I'm 'bout ta do to da twins.

Ratchet: =turning to JG, holding syringe full of the sedative= Fine. Just don't hurt them so badly that they have to come here.

Jazz: =turning to leave= Can do. =walks out door=

====nothing happens for about half an hour, then all of a sudden two very disturbed twins run though the base screaming bloody murder with one very angry Jazz in tow====

Ironhide: =watching the scene= They gave JG sugar, didn't they? Will they ever learn?

Optimus: =also watching the scene= I don't think that they ever will.

Primus: =smiles even more= Good. I need the entertainment.

Ironhide and Optimus: =turn and stare at Primus= Who are you?!

Primus: =grins at them= You wouldn't believe me. The girl isn't as crazy as she may seem. =shrugs and leaves the room=

Ironhide and Optimus: =turns to each other=

Ironhide: Never speak of this again?

Optimus: Agreed.

The end. Well for that day.

Moral of the story: JG sugar Twins x Jazz = Big mistake

Current story update:

Life of a Human: Under construction -- I feel the need to rewrite the story since I began it awhile ago and feel that I have left a lot out.

Closer Than You Think: Hiatus until I can find my rough draft. (My stuff ate it when I moved to my Grandma's house)

What Lies Beneath: In progress

Muina Amber: In progress!!!!!!! Yesh I founds my note pad!!!!!

Into the Painted Sky: In progress

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid, Presto1995, Cegutta12, Pumpkin Maximus, Jazz's Girl

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

the auto department, practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'', ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it?

Re post this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation.

(5/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

( ) You love tomatoes
( ) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (sailor's mouth...)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
(X) You rely on people a lot
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(3/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favourite foods.
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( )You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( )You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
( ) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

( ) You're very mature
( )You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

( ) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( )You can seem to be very brash to other people
( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

(4/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
( )You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

( ) You're very *erm* affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
( ) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
( ) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

( ) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
( )You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
( ) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(5/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

( ) You're very mature
( ) You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas (high school mascot! xp)
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(6/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

(8/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
( ) You're bilingual [work in progress...]
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(6/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

( ) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very motherly
( ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very impolite
(X) You and your best friend are an odd couple. (we are a couple...)
(X) You are graceful one moment and crazy the next
( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid being dependent on someone quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(5/10) for Prussia

Pick 10 characters from Transformers: G1 and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Ratchet

2. Jazz

3. Prowl

4. Bumblebee

5. Optimus

6. Skywarp

7. Ironhide

8. Thundercracker

9. Sideswipe

10. Sunstreaker

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

…...*glares before turning over and going back to sleep*

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

…...HECK YES!!!!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

PROWL! OUT! NOW! BEFORE I GET JAZZ IN HERE...okay maybe not...

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

O.o Bee getting married to Sides? Always thought Side's would end up with Blue...

5 cooked you dinner?

Thank you, Prime? *mutters* Since when could you cook?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

gets out metallic silver sharpie, smirking* This will be fun.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Hide a member of my family? Okay...1. How? 2. SWEET!!! Teach me to shoot!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

…? Did Skywarp put you up to this?

9 made fun of your friends?

pulls out several rolls of duct tape* Now hold still. *ties up Sides* Noe to think of a punishment...

10 ignored you all the time?

But Sunstreaker!!!!! You promished to teach me how to paint!!!!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Go into momma bear!Ratchet mode. (you know he has one)

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Start comming Ratchet before going into spec. op. Survival mode and playing me calming music.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Allow me to come with him as he does a patrol for a local police department. Gotta love going into the CJ system!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Runs in to save me. Then once getting me out call for Ratchet...?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Give me a 'You're gonna do fine' speech.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

So let me get this straight. I'm gonna marry Sunstreaker? I can live with that. Skywarp would probably faint or offline or fry is logic center or something like that.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me to a gun range and teach me to shoot. His is, after all, a part of my family apparently.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Um...let me plan revenge with Skywarp?

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Gets Sunstreaker and several of the other Autobots to repaint themselves in my favorite color with signs that say my name?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

All Ratchet to see if I'm broken or take me to Smokescreen for a psych. eval.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

So i've been having nightmares? Must be that wrench...

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Jazz and Sides? Um...I'm not gonna tell Prowl...SMOKEY!!!! I NEED YOU!!!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Of course. Prowl in polite and protective and a cop car. No one messes with a cops girl. Especially if said cop is a giant alien robot. But I won't be telling my parents that part...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Bee, this is why you shouldn't hang around Wheeljack when he's testing a new experiment.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. No. Primus no! Absolutely not. I may end up pulling a Prowl and glitch if they ever did. Really people! Stay far away from Wheeljack's lab!!!!!!

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Ask Thundercracker to hit him upside the head for me.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

It's not that different...

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

There's someone out there for you. I promise that you wont be stuck with Starscream and Skywarp forever. (I really do feel for the guy...um, mech)

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

That depends. What is this colorful stuffs on top? It doesn't smell like cream cheese...Will it stain my teeth by any chance??

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?

I would pay good money to see that one.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Why not? Surley it's not that bad. Unless it's country. Then it's going to never see the light of day again.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Um, Jazz? Please promise me this is just a phase!

3 told 6 she started her period.

Nice one Prowl. You've officially caused a Con to offline...maybe permanently.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Who pus LSD in my food?! Who? Come on fess up!

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do?

Prowl's gonna glitch. Prime sooooo doesn't cuss anyone out! 'specially not Jazzy!

6 got high.

Here ya go TC.

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Y0u lose a bet or something????

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Not enough action or he's not in it enough.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

Side's would most likely prank the heck out of Ratchet.

10 starts working at a bar.

Again, would pay good money to see how that one ends.

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Who spiked Ratchet's energon!?

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure! Wait, Prowl you can swim?

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Bee vs Hide...Bee would win and Hide would shot the DDR.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

HOW THE HECK DO YOU PLAN A B-DAY PARTY FOR OPTIMUS PRIME!?!?!? Do Autobots even have birthdays?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Skywarp and Ratchet having a deep convo. Okay. Ratchet if you're gonna prank the twin in revenge, can I help?

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Ironhide stalks Sides home and Sunny see this? I foresee a prank coming on.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Idk...Talk with clever bot?