Name: Joy

Age: I have no fuckin idea! Its like I got wacked in the head with a gigantic noodle of maccoroni and 4got!

Birth Day: June 24

Gender: I'ma girl, (i think) checks YEP I AM A GIRL!

About myself

I haven't updated my profile in a while not that anyone gives a shit. Half the crap i write i dont put up here cause im lazy. UMMMMM leme see about my self. well me I AM A GIGANTIC PERVERTED YAOI FANGIRL AND IM DAMN PROUD OF IT!!

RIGHT NOW MY FAVORITE PHRASE IS "dont put your mouth on tht hoe "!!

I'm COMPLETELY RANDOM and LOVE RANDOM PEOPLE cause you dont have to have a real conversation you could talk about cabbage for two hours and have the best time in the world. WHICH KICKS ASS!!

Faveorite random quotes/ some are from fics too:

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk."

"I saw a hobo, and I took his shoe! I have a hobo's shoe!!"

"Freeze! Now, get on da floor and get funky!"

"Let's make biscuits, let's make biscuits... LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"

"Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!"

"I have no idea what you just said!"

"I was the turkey, MEEEE, it was me the whole time... I was the turkey the whole time!"

Gordo: What do you even know about the guy?
Lizzie: Well I know that he's a total hottie!
Gordo: :sarcasim: Well there's a rock soild foundation! We'll go from there

"It doesn’t take brains to clean a table it does however take brains not to set the kitchen on fire."

"If you Fuc&ing kick me one more Fuc&ing time I am going to Fuc&ing kick you in between your Fuc&ing legs as Fuc&ing hard as I Fuc&ing can."

"Smexy. Down right smexy."

“You can’t rape the willing.”

"You killed El Fonzo!"

"No feck, not Fu, feck"

"This game is PMSing."

"I am so flipping you off inside my head right now."

"If any one attacks you or try's to rape you or a combination of the two rip that tree out of the ground and bash them with it."

"My arm's have become jello"

"The chicken are taking over the world... they took over Canada yesterday."

"It hurts when I bend it, it hurts when I put weight on it, it hurts when I take weight off it,...ok it just hurts"

"Guy's don’t have to be gay to know that pumps are high heels."

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

"One Never Learns how the Witch became Wicked, or whether that was the right choice for her."

"Monday was never my favorite day. For obvious reasons, of course. Monday reminded me of that anti-drugs commercial. The one where the girl shows us an egg, calls it our brain, then cracks it into a frying pan and claims that this is our brain on drugs. Then she destroys the kitchen. That’s my brain on Monday morning."

"Just say no to Lobster sex "

“You wish to know why I have managed to remain so calm. I shall tell you. Soon after birth, members of the Aburame clan have holes created, and thousands of Kikai bugs inserted into their skin. For the rest of our lives, there are millions of creepy-crawly bugs moving relentlessly just below the surface of our skin. There is only way a human could endure this. Aburame clan members start hitting the chronic from the age of five. I’m high all the time; I always smoke the ‘good shit’. This herb you have brought barely registers on my already loaded system.”

Peter:There's a secret message in my cereal! It says 'OOOOOOOO.
Brian:Peter, those are cherios

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

“Tsk, that’s nothing. I once skateboarded off my friend’s roof, to feel what it would be like to fly. I think I was unconscious before I hit the ground."

"If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you."

"Feel free to point, stare and ask questions."

"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy it."

"I'm not anti-social - I just don't like you!"

"I only do what the voices tell me to do!"

"You say I'm a freak like it's a BAD thing."

"You're just jealous 'cos the voices are talking to me!"

"The more we learn, the wiser we get, the wiser we get, the older we get, the older we get, the more we forget, so why learn at all?"

“Are you trying to tell me that, had I not defied the laws of physics, we’d be humping like bunnies by now?”

“Oh, and if that fucker, Inuyasha, comes back looking for his goddamn shard detector, could you tell the bastard that Kagome said fuck him and his dead clay pot bitch Kinky-ho and that they can go to hell together? Thank you all so much. Bye-bye!”

"I die for nothing. Cause everything i have is worth living For."

"Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyways."

Faveorite video games

Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2,Jack 1 2 and 3,Soul Calibur 1 2 and3, Halo 1 2 and 3 ODST, Gears of war1 and 2, Genji days of the blade, Heavenly Sword, Folklore, Army of Two,resistance fall of men 1 and 2, All call of duty's, all Tekken.

Faveorite animated shows are:

Samurai Champloo, Danny phantom, Inuyasha, Naruto,bleach, Death note, Avatar: the last airbender, teen titans,Justice League , code lyoko, yu yu hakusho, futurama, family guy, south park, IGPX, Eureka seven, Big O, Bleach, Boondocks, GTO, Ninja scroll, Ghost in the shell, Air Gear, Full Metal Alchamest,One piece.

Faveorite books and manga are:

Valient, tithe, iron side, order of the odd fish, happy hustle high,imadoki,legal drug,the looking glass wars, blue girl,Harry potter, Perfect girl evolution, hot gimmick, theres more but I'm to lazy to put em down

Faveorite pairings

ZexionxDemyx, AxelxRoxus, SoraxRiku

JakxAshlin

Fuu x Mugen, Jin x Fuu, JinxFuuxMugen, MugenxJin.

Danny x Sam thats it no others this is it

RinxSesshy, SangoxMir, KagxInu

NaruxSasu, NaruxKiba, NaruxHina, ItachxSasuxNaru,ItachixSasu,SasuxSaku,LeexSakura, GaaraxLee, GaaraxNeji,NejixTen Ten,ShikaxIno, KibaxHina, KibaxShino, KibaxKankuro, KakashixIruka, KakashixKabuto,OrochimaruxKabuto,OrochimaruxJaraiya, JariyaxTsunade.

LxLight

MelloxNear

MelloxMatt

MelloxNearxMatt

If L and Light and Mello and Matt and Near could have this gigantic THING THAT WOULD ABSOLUTLY MAKE MY LIFE O!M!G!

AangxKatara listen I've tried wraping my mind round the whole kataraxzuko thing but it aint gonna happen, meh w/e

RaexBB perfect example of opposites attract./ RobxStar its so obvious they might as well scream it to the world, which they did in 'trouble in tokyo.' /Jinx x Kidflash I just love this pairing I think it so adorable./ CyxBee

BatmanxDiana, JohnxShayera

UmixUlrich, JeremyxAileta

Kuramax Hiei, YusukexKeiko, BotanxKoenma, KuwabaraxYukina

FryxLeela

TakashixLiz

RentonxEureka, HollandxTalho, MatthieuxHilda, GidgetxMoondoggie, AnemonexDominic.

RogerxDorothy

RenjixByakuya, RenjixIchigo, IshidaxIchigo

Poem thingie

- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

- Do not fear slash! Kishimoto-sensei himself supports it! -pose!-

Things I've done

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever gone into Zone 3 and run into a wall MULITPUL TIMES copy this into your profile

If it was the SAME WALL copy this too

If you sit at home and shout at your pet to make you some lunch, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

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