HI! I'm a TheVoiceOfTheJellicles. I write fanfiction (if you couldn't tell). I write way more than I need to. It's a hobby of mine.

CATS PROFILE:

My Fave Song: Magical Mr Mistoffelees/Macavity

My Fave Dance: Jellicle Ball

Times I've Seen CATS live: 2 (Paris and Melbourne)

My Fave CATS Character: Jemima

My Fave CATS Actor: Veerle Casteleyn

The CATS character I want to marry: Pounce/Tumble/Alonzo/Jerrie/Misto/Munkus

The CATS actor I want to marry: ALL OF THEM!

HARRY POTTER PROFILE:

(I still like all of these, some more than others)

Fave Book: HP & The Prisoner of Azkaban

Fave Movie: HP & The Half Blood Prince

Least Fave Movie: HP & The Goblet of Fire (did the barber go on holidays for that movie?)

Fave Quote: "How much for this?" "Five Galleons." "How much for me?" "Five Galleons." "But I'm your brother." *shrugs* "Ten Galleons."

Fave Weasley: GEORGE!!!! GEORGE!!! GEORGE!!! (Sorry Ron)

Fave Female: Hermione (duh)

Fave Villain: Bellatrix LeStrange

Fave Male: Harry (book Harry not movie Harry)

Fave Professor: Lupin (fuck Snape)

Richard Harris or Michael Gambon: Michael Gambon

Fave Thing that wasn't in the Movie: Fred and George bewitching snowballs to hit Voldemort in the face. (read HP and The Philosopher's Stone)

Which is your house on Pottermore: Slytherin (go figure) and Gryffindor. I have two accounts. My main one, I am in Gryffindor.

What is your true house: Gryffindor

What class would you take: Defence Against the Dark Arts

FUN FACT: I am part Jellicle and part wizard.

TO THOSE THAT POST MEAN AND UNSUPPORTIVE THINGS ON PEOPLE'S STORIES:

Don't you wish they invented a button on your browser so you, you know, don't have to read things you aren't comfortable with against your will.

Oh wait they have!

If you aren't comfortable with reading my stories (or any other story), don't post something mean to me (or the author). Just don't read it. It's not that hard.

I'm done ranting.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, CyrusBryn, Jemidancer2011, TheVoiceOfTheJellicles.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Jemima

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Jemiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fave color and fave animal)

Purple Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Jean Kensington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Wooje

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Ginger

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Elainen

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Kenny Carmella

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Polly

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm not lgbtqiapk but I believe no one should be made to feel like sh*t because they love someone outside societal norm.

Now, here are 37 things you must do in an elevator before you die. Or after. It really doesn't matter so long as you do them:

1: Walk on, and then say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

2: When the doors close, reassure everyone. "Don't worry, they open up again."

3: As soon as the doors close, say in a deep demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

4: Grin stupidly at another person, then when they start to look uncomfortable, say, "I have new socks on."

5: Take your shoes off as you enter the elevator, and act disgusted that nobody else does.

6: Let your cellphone ring. Don't answer it.

7: Ask, "Did you feel that?"

8: Dress in a black cloak with a high collar and hood. During the trip, stare and say in a deep voice, "It is time."

9: Carry a cooler into the elevator that reads, "Human Head."

10: Stand in a corner grimacing, then slap your forehead and mutter, "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"

11: Pretend to be a flight attendant and go over safety and exit procedures.

12: In the dead silence, ask the other passengers, "Was that your beeper?"

13: When people get on, shake their hand, greet them warmly, and tell them to call you Admiral

14: When arriving at your floor, pretend to struggle to open the doors manually, then act embarrassed when they open on their own.

15: Stare at another person in horror, then yell, "You're one of THEM!" and back to the other side of the elevator.

16: Draw a chalk square on the ground and tell the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

17: Stand motionlessly in a corner facing the wall. Do not talk to anyone, and do not get off the elevator. (See how many people deliberately stay on a long time just to see when you will get off.)

18: Drop something. When somebody else leans down to pick it up, scream, "That's MINE!"

19: Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let them close, turn to the person next to you, and say, "Hey, -insert name here-, how's your day been?"

20: Try to make personal calls on the emergency telephone.

21: Offer to push buttons and then push the wrong ones.

22: Say, "I wonder what these do?" and push all the red buttons.

23: Bring a camera and take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

24: If you have a briefcase/suitcase/purse/bag that must be opened, open it a tiny bit and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

25: Make car noises whenever the doors open/close.

26: Say, "DING!" at each floor.

27: Ask somebody which floor they want. No matter what they say, give them a shocked look and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" Until one of you gets off, glare at them and make little disgusted noises.

28: Tell people you can see their aura.

29: Make obnoxious little noises occasionally.

30: Make explosion noises whenever anyone pushes a button.

31: When people are getting on, whisper, "Hide it-quick!", then act overly nonchalant.

32: Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

33: Swat at imaginary flies.

34: When only one other person is on the elevator with you, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

35: Ask somebody which floor they want. Then, ask in "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" style, "Is that your final answer?"

36: Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator with you.

37: As you reach your floor, get very emotional. Hug everyone and tell them you will never forget them.

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

7. Alonzo

8.Pouncival

9. Bombalurina

10. Rum Tum Tugger

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

Jemima and Rumpleteazer are secretly mates.

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Demeter finds out that Victoria and Munkustrap are mates. She is heartbroken and runs off to Macavity.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Something shiny.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Good girl tribe favourite falls for bad-tom (bad - boy)

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Wishful Thinking

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

8/5 Pounce & Teazer because I feel like Teazer would be a total sweetheart with Pounce.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Oh god. I don't know. Maybe Alonzo becasue he's older and has more experiance.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (1). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (1), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Oh dear god.

Rumpleteazer is mated with Munkustrap, but Mungojerrie wants Munkustrap all to himself. Mungojerrie gets Demeter and Pouncival to help, but everything goes wrong when Munkustrap runs off with Bombalurina. Victoria and Tugger go to bring them both back, but find out that Demeter and Munkustrap are the parents of Alonzo and Jemima. It comes to light that Rumpleteazer was cheating on Munkustrap with Jemima and cheating on them both with Pouncival. The rest of the tribe decides to not get involved for their own safety.

What would you do if...

- Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Smile and cuddle her.

- Number 2 got sent to jail? Blame it on Macavity

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "DAD!"

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Give Vic a stern look. That's it. Jus a look. She'll get the message.

- Number 5 cooked you dinner? Eat it. Chances are it's from Victoria Grove.

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Smile and hug him.

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Erm... your the same age as my dad. The f*?

- Number 8 was in the hospital? Visit him and hug him - WTF DID YOU DO? THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE?

- Number 9 made fun of your friends? Slap her. She deserves it. Cettie would probably give me a high five.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time? Pull an Etcetera.

1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Victoria invites Munkustrap and Pouncival. Munk politely declines due to protector duties and Pounce is extremely uncomfortable.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Oh dear god... Mungojerrie maybe because he's fun and I have a major crush on Drew Varley

3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Munk falls for Jerrie. Pounce is jealous. Munk laughs at Pounce thinking he is a naive little kitten until Pounce kisses him. They fall in love and Jerrie falls for Jemima.

4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Victoria jumps me in a dark alleyway. Alonzo because he's tough.

5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Everything burns. She's too young.

6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Munk marries Bomba purely due to age (the other two are kittens)

7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Bomba is late to Demeter and Alonzo's wedding. She was banging Tugger and Demeter is disappointed and Alonzo secretly impressed.

8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

M'kay, Bomba murders Demeter's bff Jemima. Demeter then kills Tugger.

9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Chances are, Mungojerrie will save himself. He's tough and has also had dealings with Macavity.

10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Pounce gets a valuable lesson in hunting.

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

7. Alonzo

8.Pouncival

9. Bombalurina

10. Rum Tum Tugger

11) Tantomile

12) Coricopat

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Noope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well Viccy is pretty cute and she has a good athletic build.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wait, WHAT??? HOW IS THAT POSSSIB- oh, Tants has magic.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Do I? Well there was one where...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no, Demeter has Munkustrap and Mungojerrie has Jemima

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He slowly backs away...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

After discovering he is adopted, Tugger finally come to terms with his feelings for his brother.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Of course.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I literally have nothing. NO idea

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Seduction through dance. *shrugs* It's what she's good at.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Not to my knowledge.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't believe so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope. But Change two to one and maybe. I have some sick friends.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

MEOW!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning: this sh* will be ca-razy!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Any sort of corny one. Like 'Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.' and then Demeter will promptly slap him and walk off.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Mother and daughter's friend." *says through telepathy*

20) How emo is Seven?

Alonzo's a little emo. Just a little

(10) and (1) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (12). Turns out, (10) was cheating on (1) for (12) and (12) was pregnant with (10)'s child. Heartbroken, (1) then has a bad relationship with (4), a hot one night stand with (11), almost marries (6) at Vegas, and is about to start a happy relationship with (9) until (2) kills (1) out of jealous rage and having loved (9) from the beginning. (9) and (2) marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde. Meanwhile, (5), who is happily married to (7) informs (3) of (1)'s murder where (3) is able to bring (1) back from the dead by kissing (1) at (1)'s funeral. (3) pronounces his undying love to (1)- where they then marry by (8) as the priest to their marriage. THE END!

Oh boy. Tugger and Jemima are in a happy relationship until Tugger runs off with Coricopat. Turns out Tugger was cheating on Jemima for Coricopat and Cori was pregnant with Tugger child (magic). Heartbroken, Jemima then has a bad relationship with Victoria, a hot one night stand with Tantomile, almost marries Mungojerrie at Vegas and is about to start a happy relationship Bombalurina until Demeter kills Jemima out of jealous rage and having loved Bombalurina from the beginning. Bomba and Deme marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde (not that hard to imagine tbh). Meanwhile, Rumpleteazer, who is happily married to Alonzo informs Munkustrap of Jemima's murder where Munkustrap is able to bring Jemima back from the dead by kissing Jemima and her funeral. Munkustrap pronounces his undying love to Jemima- where that then marry by Pouncival as the priest to their marriage (seems legit ;D). THE END. wow.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

(I wish there were more than six places!)

(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?

One is called Silhouette and is female. She looks like Munkustrap, except that the spots where Munk is silver, she is a dark burgundy, giving her the appearance of being all black. The second is Emerdon and is male. He is silver and white with stripes of dark orange across his chest, neck and back.

(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?

I think Victoria would win because Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer remind Demeter too much of Macavity

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?

Probs his sister because she's annoying.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?

Uhhhh... both? Neither? I dunno.

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Jemima creeps into Rumpleteazer and Mukustrap's den to find them about to pour water over Demeter. Victoria and Mungojerrie make a loud noise to see what's happening and those three decide to wake Demeter or help Rumpleteazer and Munkustrap. They pour water all over Demeter, who becomes annoyed and refuses to talk to any of the others for the rest of the day.
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Love Story - Taylor Swift

Some newbies!
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...

Jemima discovers her mate, Victoria doesn't love her anymore - she loves Mungojerrie. Mungojerrie, however secretly fancies Demeter. Demeter proclaims her love for Munkustrap (no surprise there), but Munkustrap and Rumpleteazer are happily together, except Rumpleteazer keeps on dreaming of Jemima...

If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Mungojerrie probably. Don't ask why... I just get a sense.

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?

Probably Jemima, because she's the smallest and quite possibly the weakest and would be easy to get out of the way.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1 Jemima
2 Demeter
3 Munkustrap
4 Victoria
5 Rumpleteazer
6 Mungojerrie

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Oh Jesus Christ, ummm... siblings? Under the parenthood of Jenny and Skimble... they are both very small, and very fast.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.

Demeter would definitely take the book. Just due to curiosity.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?

Munkustrap and Demeter are caught by Jemima together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Munkustrap is comforting Demeter, the expressions on their faces tell another story. They were actually having some alone time together, away from their daughter. Jemima thinks they were... um... maybe... kinda... how do I put this... planning her a surprise birthday party (what were you thinking? EW! GROSS! NO!)

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?

Munkustrap and Victoria are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Munkustrap is wanting to mate with Demeter, whom Victoria likes. Demeter, however, is torn between the two, although Rumpleteazer catches her eye. Munkustrap and Victoria are both shocked and a bit stroppy when this admiration comes to light.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?

Rumpleteazer loves Jemima and Jemima secretly admires Rumpleteazer. When Demeter, Munkustrap and Victoria discover that Rumpleteazer loves Jemima, and all have a kinda "Are you freaking kidding me???!!!".

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)

Mungojerrie has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Everyone is a little confused.

1) Jemima

2) Demeter

3) Munkustrap

4) Victoria

5) Rumpleteazer

6)Mungojerrie

7) Alonzo

okay, 1 is in love with 4, what does she do?

Asks her out. Jemima is a very no nonsense kitten.

4 says yes to 1 and they are happy, then 6 comes and kidnaps 4 what does 1 do?

Viccy says yes to Jemima (yay!) and they are happy, then Mungojerrie comes along and kidnaps Victoria. Jemima gets Alonzo and Munk to help her break Viccy out of Mungojerrie's grasp, only to find that he had kidnaped her for Macavity (surprise, surprise) and that Jerrie had already broken her out.

5 wants to talk with 4, but then he kisses her and 1 see's them. What does 4 do?

Rumpleteazer wants to talk with Victoria, but then SHE kisses her and Jemima see's them. Victoria, seeing the look on Jemima's face, pushes Rumpleteazer away. She watches Jemima run away and tries to run after her.

if you were 1 and you saw that, what would you do?

Do exactly what I wrote. Run for the hills.

If you were 4, what would you say to 1?

Girl, your leg extension needs some work. I'll help you... if you teach me to sing...

1.) Female Character: Victoria

2.) Another female character: Demeter

3.) Male: Mungojerrie

4.) another male: Munkustrap

5.) Favorite character: Jemima

6.) male: Alonzo

7.) Female: Rumpleteazer

8.) Male: Macavity

9.) Female: Bombalurina

10.) Male: Plato

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Yeah. It was okay.

you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

*guiltily smiles* a little bit.

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Erm... Plato would lose it.

you recall any good fics about nine?

Who hasn't? *cheekily winks*

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

I don't actually think so. Purely because Rumpleteazer would remind Demeter too much of Macavity. MACAVITY!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

4/9 Munk and Mac do not (and I repeat DO NOT) get along.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

She wouldn't get it, and Mungo would be embarrassed. It's their boss after all.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

What happens when her knight in shining armour stops being her prince? What happens when his best mate falls for her?

there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

I... erm... maybe... LET ME LOOK IT UP REAL QUICK... nope! It should be tho. I can see it.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Friends Are The Family You Choose.

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Bit of romance. The protector and the dancer.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Not to my knowledge...

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Oh jesus... I don't know... Nobody's Home (for a guy)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Mary Stewart's The Hollow Hills:

'... bar of bloodless flesh where the stone had bitten in. I began to...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A take-away hot chocolate cup.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Stranger Things

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:40am ish...

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

HELL YEAH!!! 10:40am!!! I'm awesome!!!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman. Yes, it's Zootopia, so?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday because I was going for a swim

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

T.V.

9. What are you wearing?

Blue onesie.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. It was about penguins.

11. When did you last laugh?

5 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Art.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nooo...

14. What do you think of this survey?

I like it.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Zootopia.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to CATS. And a large room, made to look like the Jellicle Junkyard.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

No.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End ALL wars.

19. George Bush:

No.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

idk, depends.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dawn... maybe... or Robin...

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I wanna live in the heart of London.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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It's Called ... THERAPY

If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are SIBLINGS and not mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this on your Profile
If you think CATS is the best musical ever

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. (Cats!)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) Pepper Lemon (Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.) MrsEdgarAllanPoe (Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47 (Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman) SweeneyToddLover26 (Sweeny Todd, Pippin, Shaggy from Scooby Doo...i was little, Snape...very short time...Ron Weasley,Draco Malfoy,Alexander Sterling,many more), Hazelthorn (Mungojerrie, Sweeney Todd, Draco Malfoy, Edward Scissorhands, Klaus Baudelaire, Titus (from Pure, Dead, Magic), Phantom, Roger, Oliver Wood, Graverobber, Repo! Man, Jack the Pumpkin King, Lock, Puck (from Sisters Grimm), Ash Redfern, John Quinn (Better known as Quinn), Gomez Addams, Kazune (from Kamichama Karin), Morgead (from Night World), Galen(from Night World), Peter Pan, Randall (from Monsters Inc), and many, many more) BroadwayKhaos (same as SweeneyToddRocksMySock all the toms in Cats and HP guys, plus Commander Riker, Captain Kirk, and Anakin Skywalker and way more that i'm not gonna list :P), Rumplejemima fan (Harry Potter, Phantom, Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Mungojerrie!(My little thieving ball of ultra cat awesomeness/my current love affair), Munkustrap, Mistoffelees, Alonzo, Plato(All of the other cats toms who were not special enough to name but I still love.) TheVoiceOfTheJellicles (Mungojerrie, Munkustrap, George Weasley, Alec Lightwood, Jace Herondale, Lucas Sinclair)

I promise to remember Bombalurina

When I want to get attention;

I promise to remember Tugger

When I go against conventions.

I promise to remember Plato

Whenever I'm being quiet;

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I say I want to diet.

I promise to remember Munkustrap

Who taught me to be caring;

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly

Who taught me to be sharing.

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

Who taught me to be clever;

I promise to remember Gus

Who taught me to endeavour.

I promise to remember Jemima

Whenever I sing a song;

I promise to remember Grizabella

When I feel I don't belong.

I promise to remember Alonzo

Whenever I see someone show off;

I promise to remember Demeter

When I look at them and scoff.

I promise to remember Skimble

When I'm getting on a train;

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I question if I'm sane.

I promise to remember Admetus

When I pull a funny face;

I promise to remember Victoria

When I recompose my grace.

I promise to remember Pounce

Whenever I'm being daft;

I promise to remember Tumble

Whenever I've smiled or laughed.

I promise to remember Macavity

When hear of or see a crime;

I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger

When I fall in love for the first time.

I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica

When I'm being rather mysterious;

I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra

When I'm feeling rather delirious.

I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

When I know I've done something naughty;

I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat

When I know I'm being haughty.

I promise to remember Deuteronomy

When I think of those who've gone;

But I promise to remember the Jellicles

When it's time to finally pass on.

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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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