A/N: I know that deleted scenes are not a normal part of fan fiction, but I save some of my ideas that don't end up in the story, especially the ones I think are too funny to simply hit backspace and delete forever, so I have them for you to see. Besides, movies like the matrix wouldn't are made much better when you can see behind the scenes and deleted scenes stuff. So enjoy! (little intros are in italics).

here's Bill asking another stupid question:

"One more thing," I said as we were walking through the junkyard. "You said Mistoffelees is your second name. What's the deal with that?"

He smiled evily and began to chant: "The naming of cats is a difficult matter, it isn't just one of your holiday games...." and proceded to recite this long and involved poem that had something to do with lots of names (I think I even heard my name in there somewhere). When he had finished, he looked at me like he expected me to applaud.

All I could say was, "I still don't get it."

I couldn't resist another Pouncival/Pokeball gag:

Those two ANNOYING cats had found me again. Not wanting to be too rude this time, I said, "Hi......guys." (I still didn't know their names)

One turned to Pokeball and said, "Pouncival, I don't think he knows your name."

Pokeball/Pouncival replied, "Oh, yeah, I bet he does! Hey, Bill, what's my name?"

I considered for a moment, then said, "Pouncival?"

"Told ya!" Pouncival announced. They walked away, one feeling dejected, and Pokeball (or Pouncival, I guess) still showing off that he was right.

Yet another stupid question: (this one was deleted because it became explained in a more "in context" way)

"Uh, Misto?" I asked. "If I brought another non-magical cat into the catrix, what would happen to them when we come out."

Mistoffelees took a deep breath and said, "Whatever happens to you will happen to them."

"So they would - "

"Yeah, they would sneeze."

And another stupid question:

"Misto?" I asked, "When I came back to the tunnel after my, erm, encounter, with Jenny and Jelly, you said I was cleaner. How could they get me cleaner? They didn't have any water in the car or anything."

He grimaced for a moment. "Well, remember how, when you were a human in the catrix, you always thought I really liked the taste of my fur, and that's why I licked myself all the time?"

"Yeah."

"That was cleaning."

I let this sink in for a moment, then screamed, "YUCK!"

This one is an alternate line of when Bill is trying to get out of the catrix on his own for the first time:

Well, if my body wanted to reconnect with my mind, it shouldn't be too hard, right? Right. I closed my eyes and thought of nothing but being back in my body. When I felt something happen, I opened my eyes, expecting to be back in the pipe with Coricopat and Tantomile. Much to my dismay, I was still in the park, though everything was about three times smaller, and people were staring at me. That wasn't supposed to happen (or at least, I didn't think it was supposed to happen.

I looked around for Misto, to try to get him to explain why I wasn't back yet, but he was nowhere to be seen! I was still looking around when a small meow interrupted my searching efforts. I peered downward. There at my feet, on all fours, stood my little Quaxo!

"Quaxo! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in so long!" I picked him up and held him in my arms.

Wait a minute, the more rational side of my brain said. Wasn't Quaxo really Mistoffelees?

I pondered over this a moment, then held out the black and white cat to get a better look at him.

He seemed annoyed (if that was possible for a cat.)

"Maybe I didn't make myself clear," Quaxo/Mistoffelees muttered. "You were supposed to think of your cat body."

"Huh?" I said and looked at myself.

YIKES!

Not only had I unconsciously turned into human form, but I had done it without creating any clothes!