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Joined 06-08-16, id: 7938501, Profile Updated: 01-21-19
Author has written 10 stories for Cats, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Oh, hi there! So, you've come to learn more about me? Well, you've come to the right place.

I am a human being. Surprise. Hopefully, you are too! I'm always up for a chat, so if you want to shoot me a message about anything, I'll respond when I can!

Random Facts About Me

I love cooking, and by extension, eating. I used to be on my national junior canoeing team. Gave that up to pursue theatre, though. My favorite country that isn't my own is Iceland. I hate selfies. If you ever talk to me, don't mention them or I will slap you.

About My Writing

Mostly, I write short stuff -oneshots, twoshots, the like - mainly because they don't require particularly long-term commitment, something which I suck at. I'd say I can handle most all genres/types of stories and/or writing...except for smexytimes. I may give it a go sometime in the future, but for now...eh, nah.

Most of my writing goes through a comprehensive editing process, although a better term for it would be 'editing hell'. Most doesn't make it out of that process. I've set up an anthology - 'When Stories of Old Stir The Heart' - for all my (HTTYD) fanfics which don't pass muster to be individual fics but aren't too rubbish and thus have some merit to be posted despite whatever flaws they may have (mostly shortness).

I'm always eager for new ideas, so please feel free to send me any you may have. I can't guarantee I'll be able to turn it into writing, but I'll definitely try if I have some time. I'm also very much open to helping with writing and doing things such as beta-reading (I do happen to be a grammar nazi), so you have anything you'd like me to check out, hit me up!

Thanks To:

anonymousauthor406 - He got me into writing fanfiction. First he inspired me with his amazing stories, then he encouraged and convinced me to try it out myself and beta-ed several of my first stories. Thank you.

WaitingForMyMunkustrap - She's helped a lot in inspiring me to write as well as giving me ideas and feedback. She's also helped me develop a few of my recent concept story ideas, so many thanks to her for that!

Delphicoracle-Cat - She's been incredibly helpful in giving me advice on how to write as well as just in general. She's also helped beta some of my stuff, so thanks so much!

I also thank any and every reviewer of a story of mine - you feed my passion to write, and for that I thank you. Without you, I don't think I, nor my writing, would be here on this site.

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For The Love Of A Princess by ShipMistress reviews
Reduced to little more than a stable boy, Hiccup, despite his noble birth, has few prospects for more in life. But when he meets a girl who came to look at the horses, being a stable boy might not be enough anymore. Together, they have tough choices to make and great risks to navigate if they want to survive and be together. Alpha-reader: AThingOfVikings. SLOWBURN! On baby hiatus.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 387,177 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/3/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Dagur, Eret]
The Little Black Book by anonymousauthor406 reviews
A collection of very short and very naughty fics featuring any and every pairing you care to suggest. Be forewarned... anything you dare to suggest is fair game here.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016
Written in Blood by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
While peace reigns in the junkyard, Macavity's empire grows and his quest for magical kittens is not abandoned. Unfortunately for Mistoffelees, as well as Tugger and their family, Macavity has found a way to get what he wants. Sequel to the "Mysterious Ways" saga. See inside for warnings.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,728 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger] Macavity
Gracefully Broken by Coneflower Adams reviews
Three years ago, Hiccup Haddock vanished with only a hastily scribbled note left behind. It isn't until Astrid is swept off her feet by a dragon and it's mysterious rider that the mystery is finally solved.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 5/11/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka
Tiny Dancer by karapuui reviews
It's no surprise to the Jellicles whenever Old Deuteronomy comes by with a new cat. It's the way their family grows - and after having recently lost one of their most beloved members, they find this addition - strange though he may be - quite welcome. The biggest shock is when Tugger is appointed his caretaker. Everlasting Cat, what was Deuteronomy thinking? (Tugger/Misto)
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,070 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
The Elements of Surprise by Ecoutez reviews
Astrid is looking for something - something specific. Hiccup has a book that might contain the answers, but he's not quite ready to share all he's learned. Sequel to Simple Gifts (/s/10667253/1/Simple-Gifts)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 250,329 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Complete
The Failings of a Pegleg by Whumpdeedoo reviews
Toothless is a creature of the skies. He's not built for water. For Hiccup, he'll swim anyway. Whumpmas Challenge - Falling into cold water
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2019
Once a slave by HumanGuineapig reviews
An alternate story of how Munkustrap came to be a Jellicle...when Jellicle Leader, Old Deuteronomy, is looking around the markets one day, he spots a young, starved, beaten Tom-kit and knows he has to do something, that he has to save this kitten. But the kind-hearted leader is unaware of the struggles the kitten will face as he grows and the past that will come back to haunt him.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Old Deuteronomy, Rum Tum Tugger
For Milady by harrypanther reviews
AU Set during RTTE Season 5/6. Hiccup and Astrid are now boyfriend/girlfriend but not betrothed yet…and suddenly there is a major problem. Astrid faces an uncertain future and Hiccup's plans are thrown into disarray by a decade-old secret. Will our favourite couple manage to overcome the biggest obstacles possible? Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 198,785 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Camicazi - Complete
Two Worlds: One Family by dragontranslator reviews
Understanding has been taught, but can it be kept? To See Through Another's Eyes' sequel.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 117,360 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless, OC - Complete
To See Through Another's Eyes by dragontranslator reviews
Is there a key to understanding? Hiccup and his tribe are about to find out. Some may not like the lesson.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,419 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stormfly - Complete
Nonsense Cookerature: How to Make a Toothcup Fanfiction by ChaMeleonNinja812 reviews
Easy to understand and prepare, this recipe guides you on how to make your very own Toothcup fanfiction. Success is NOT guaranteed and your attempt might goad a Legasus to kick your head in. Don't like PLEASE read & FLAME! Bear in mind that compliments are NOT allowed. Thank you.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
How To Train Your Writing (One-Shot collection) by Dante Stormcloud reviews
Here is a small collection of stories based around my favorite dragon lover couple, Hiccstrid. Hope everyone enjoys reading, rated T mostly for language. - New Chapter: My Name is Astrid, Comic-Con has come to Berk, and for five years, Hiccup and Astrid pretend to be super heros.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 7/3/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Burning by Vivi-ntvg reviews
When Astrid Hofferson, one of the most wanted criminals in the archipelago, offered the people of Berk to help them capture Dagur and claimed she would only speak to Hiccup Haddock to that end, everyone thought she wanted to steal his knowledge of dragons. Little did they know, there was so much more to it than that. Blacklist-style AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,814 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Embers by Vivi-ntvg reviews
Newly orphaned Astrid Hofferson decided to go to Berk. She hoped to find her friend Birger there, the only person she had left. She ended up finding a lot more than that. Burning AU. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2018 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Tugs of the Heart by Judge1964 reviews
Stoick hears five year-old Hiccup's screams of terror, and goes to investigate.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Hiccup, Stoick
Of Nights and Burdens by Coneflower Adams reviews
"Can I stay for a while?" Astrid felt her cheeks heat up at what she was about to admit. "I don't feel like being alone right now."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Protect Me by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Electra has always dreamed of being a Jellicle protector. There's just one problem: Queens don't become Jellicle protectors. Meanwhile, after being rejected by the queen he loves, Plato is feeling overlooked and unappreciated. Both are in for a surprise at this year's Jellicle Ball.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Electra, Plato
Eternity by animalsarepeopletoo reviews
In Valhalla, Hiccup waits. He waits for his family. He waits for his friends. He waits for his dragon. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/28/2018 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Fishlegs I., Toothless - Complete
You're Everything I Want (And Nothing I Can Keep) by QueenoftheWilderwest reviews
"Prove it. Bring her along this weekend, and prove it to everyone." After a little white lie, Hiccup has to do something drastic to avoid embarrassing himself at a family reunion. Lost for any other ideas, Hiccup asks his best friend to pretend to be his girlfriend, just for a day. What could possibly go wrong? [Fake Dating AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid] - Complete
Carbucketty's Dream by Amor Nubila reviews
How can Carbucketty admit to what he dreams about at night? The dark figure that always comes to his bedside. How would the tribe feel now that Carbucketty has developed feelings for the Hidden Paw himself?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2017 - [Macavity, Pouncival/Carbucketty]
The Last Flight by animalsarepeopletoo reviews
'Hiccup pressed his palm against Toothless's forehead and allowed a tired smile. "I'll see you in Valhalla, buddy."' An elderly Hiccup is diagnosed with a terminal illness and is quickly losing hope in survival. Toothless has a plan - but will it save his rider in the end? One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Axestrid by animalsarepeopletoo reviews
Pre-movie. One day on Berk, Astrid comes to the forge to get her axe fixed. A bashful Hiccup watches and notices exactly how much she loves her weapon, and he creates a nickname for her in the spur of the moment. However, everyone knows keeping things from Astrid never ends well... Hiccstrid. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Astrid, Gobber, Hiccup - Complete
Seven by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Who doesn't love a handmade gift? Mr. Mistoffelees wants to make a special something for Jennyanydots' birthday, but accidentally conjures up MUCH more than he bargained for!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger, Victoria, OC - Complete
Returning The Favor by Thepopcornpup reviews
"Crutchie knew exactly what he was doing that night. Jack had saved Crutchie's life a year ago, and Crutchie returned the favor." (One-Shot)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Jack K., Crutchie - Complete
The Good Doctor by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Doctors Mistoffelees and Munkustrap live quite exciting lives when it comes to saving cats and pulling things out of orifices. Or snotty kittens. It's easy to forget that even doctors can grace the gurney of a trauma table. AU kinktrash. Angst. Things out of bums. Not the main characters though... yet.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Alonzo, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Regrets, Wishes and Hopes by HumanGuineapig reviews
The Aftermath of Endure Series- Following Munkustrap's departure with Macavity, the Jellicles are left rather shaken. There are so many regrets, so many things they wish they could change, so many things they hope will happen. A series of drabbles from different perspectives of the times following Munkustrap's deal, how they cope with Macavity frequently visiting the yard with Munk
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Macavity, Munkustrap
Coming Into the Closet by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
WARNING: HET. ;P A one-shot in which the Rum Tum Tugger has trouble accepting his little brother's sexuality.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger, Victoria - Complete
Life to the Everlasting Cat by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Who or what is The Everlasting Cat?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Complete
Cat Facts by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
The continued adventures of Victoria the Slash Author and Mungojerrie the Het Author (from Warning: Slash - A CATS Fanfiction). In doing research for her fanfiction, Victoria has learned some cool, new stuff about cats...but, just maybe, she should do the junkyard a favor and keep her newfound knowledge to herself!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Mungojerrie, Victoria - Complete
Warning: Slash - A CATS Fanfiction by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Contains no slash. Victoria is writing a fanfiction, but she's worried the other Jellicles won't like it. Misto, Tugger, and Jerrie, however, have something to say about that. A short, highly sarcastic parody of fanfiction itself.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Complete
Use Your Words by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Jennyanydots is sick of all the violence between Munkustrap and Macavity, so she takes a stand. A useless one-shot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Jennyanydots, Macavity, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Dare by anonymousauthor406
Whenever the Rum Tum Tugger is involved, a game of truth or dare is guaranteed to get interesting. This time it gets VERY interesting for two black and white toms after one of them admits he's never been kissed...
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Alonzo] Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Freebies Anyone? by anonymousauthor406 reviews
Know anyone who might want a free story? Oh, you do? Well why don't you come on in and we'll have a quick little chat about it! / Update: Final 3 still up for grabs - First 3 stories now posted! :)
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016
Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
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When Stories of Old Stir the Heart reviews
Stories of old may be long, may be short. May be fulfilling, may be simple. But one thing's for certain, they stir the heart. Or, a collection of the assorted short HTTYD fics that I write in my free time unworthy of being posted individually, so I'm tossing 'em here.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
After reviews
It wasn't because he didn't understand. But that didn't mean it broke him any less. Or, "There were dragons when I was a boy."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Last Flight reviews
As leaders, they understand what they have to do. As brothers, it tears their very souls apart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The End of An Eternity reviews
After an eternity, they were finally one once more.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Toothless - Complete
Midnight Whispers reviews
In the dead of night, hibernating dragons don't talk. Neither do they judge when you need to vent.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
If Only For Her reviews
"And I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Pearl reviews
Plato is a shy cat; always in the background, never making himself known. That is, until one chance encounter on a midnight stroll changes everything.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Plato, Victoria
Waiting reviews
Every day, I had come. Rain or shine, storm or blizzard, I came and I stayed. And I waited. And I yearned.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Plato, Victoria - Complete
Memento Viviere reviews
Remember that you must die. Remember that you must live.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Complete
Alone reviews
I don't know why I even expected them to notice. I was just a black-and-white freak. A cat who couldn't defend himself. A broken cat.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Alonzo, Mistoffelees/Quaxo