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Joined 04-05-15, id: 6672192, Profile Updated: 06-15-17
Author has written 19 stories for Supernatural, Flash, Sherlock, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, Star Trek: 2009, Criminal Minds, Stargate: Atlantis, Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, White Collar, Bones, MacGyver, and Detroit: Become Human.

Why hello, fancy seeing you here! I'm Whumpdeedoo, also to be found on tumblr under the same name. If you haven't run away yet, good, you're probably a whumper too. Whump is the main thing you'll see here, but I post other things as well. Occasionally. This is also a slash-free zone. As for fandoms, I'm in all of them, so... Sorry for never updating ever. You are forewarned. Happy reading!

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Just a Game by Fleet of the Wind reviews
The way the other man had phrased it, he almost could've tricked himself into thinking that he was sitting down for a friendly game of chess, or some other harmless match. This was no friendly game. In fact, Steve thought, as he reached forward with shaking hands to make the next move, this was probably the most important game of his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,222 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
My Stars and Your Valleys by ketren reviews
COMPLETE. Sci-fi AU. Jack Frost is a just a starship pilot trying to earn a living, but when he's hired to fly the Guardian and its crew of bigwig do-gooders to the edge of the known universe, the job could be more than he bargained for. Throw in vanishing children, stolen goods, bounty hunters, and weird superpowers, and maybe Jack should've stayed on his home planet after all.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,973 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Jack's sister - Complete
Frosted by Dew That Is Blue reviews
When Bruce was a boy, he had a friend. Of course, he was only imaginary, but no matter how hard Bruce tried, he could never convince himself of that fact. So, into his teen years his friend stayed with him. But when something goes wrong, Bruce forgets about his friend and continues on with the rest of his life. He never expected to meet the Avengers along the way. Post Avengers.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015
That Radium Glow by Tenebrielle reviews
Noir AU. FBI Special Agent Clint Barton's life is upended when Steve "Captain America" Rogers is assigned as his new partner. Their assignment? Find some missing scientist for the government. But when this Dr. Banner turns up in the middle of a murder he can't remember having committed, Barton realizes the case might be far more complex than he thought...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Hands by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's having a little trouble getting ahold of himself after Magnussen visits him in the hospital. His panic is muted, but it's there, buried beneath the hospital-grade drugs he's hooked up to. Thankfully, John's presence is always better than the sedatives, anyway. [Set after the HLV deleted scene, whump, h/c, rated T because of the general tone of the deleted scene.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 9,641 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Justice and Heartbreak by SirLancelotTheBrave reviews
"Don't bear your burdens alone, my friend. You wouldn't want to turn out like me." Set after "The Challenge." Athos finds D'Artagnan just after he leaves Treville's office and offers him his sympathy for the loss of his farm. Later, Aramis tries to get to the bottom of D'Artagnan's sudden lack of faith in love. Part of my "Love and Brotherhood" oneshots.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, Porthos - Complete
A Glimpse Into The Past by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Before there was d'Artagnan and Athos, there was Charles and Olivier and their younger brothers Thomas and Mathieu. This is a story of how they met.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos - Complete
Obsessive behaviour by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Since d'Artagnan got hurt in a mission, Athos has been obsessed with training him. Athos has already let one brother die, he will not lose another one.
Musketeers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos - Complete
Miscalculation by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
D'Artagnan wanted to help but he'd miscalculated. In which Athos is foolish and drunk and D'Artagnan should learn when to shut his mouth. No slash.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, Porthos - Complete
After Effects by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Set directly after 1x02, 'Sleight of Hand.' D'Artagnan needs a little time to recover from his near-death experience. No slash.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2014 - D'Artagnan, Athos - Complete
The One Way Street by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'There's blood – his blood - everywhere, soaking into the hungry earth like rain. His ribcage is the greatest weight in the world, a cathedral of broken bones. ' There's no way out, not this time, no matter what Tony said. (Character-death; no slash.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
Frosted Keys by Riverenne reviews
Music. It is said that you cannot create such a thing if one's heart is cold and has only ice in the eyes. But maybe the one's heart isn't as cold and unfeeling as some prefer to think? Maybe he actually has emotions, and is frosted only on the outside? So what happens when Jack Frost finds a grand piano?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, unknown 9 - Complete
I'm Just Tired by MaidenofIron157 reviews
Yes, Tony knew he had an insomnia problem. Yes, he knew he worked too much. No, he didn't think he needed a giant superhero puppy pile. Seems the team wasn't taking excuses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Though the Truth May Vary by PhoenixDragonDreamer reviews
It was odd seeing the man so quiet and unmoving...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Letting Go of the Past by TheOlArchive reviews
"This whole situation was so horribly similar to that awful day seventy years ago on the train with Bucky that he thought he might be sick. Steve could hardly see the difference between Tony hanging hundreds of feet over New York and Bucky hanging hundreds of feet over that snowy canyon." No slash! Steve and Tony friendship feels abound!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bad Influence by Beta Gyre reviews
Modern AU. Rapunzel is troubled by her past and feels swallowed up by Washington DC, but she really doesn't need some shady—but smolderingly charming—young ex-lobbyist who deserves to be in prison, nor does he need her... right?
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,557 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] - Complete
Fissure by Nilly's Issue reviews
He didn't think a nightmare could be this bad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Where Thine Master Goes by Bundibird reviews
Merlin will follow Arthur anywhere. Even into insanity. Oneshot. Really rather dark. Not quite M, but I would discourage younger readers. NO S4 SPOILERS. NO SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Puppy Kisses by Pinfeathers reviews
The Doctor has some unusual habits and his companions aren't sure what to make of them. Adjusting to life in the TARDIS, what you didn't see during season five. Mostly quirky fluff, Not Smut. Spoilers through 5x13.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Not to Blame by RadioShack84 reviews
The events of L.D.S.K. didn't leave Reid unscathed. Follows on directly from the end of the episode. Reid whump. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/19/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
She is the Dark to your Light by Cloclo15 reviews
Merlin has been taken captive by Morgause and Cenred, and drained of his powers languishes in the caverns of Cenred's castle. Morgana watches the prisoner from the shadows, reflecting on their relationship and her discovery that Merlin is really Emrys
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Villains by Belphegor reviews
It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Len S./Captain Cold, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Freezing Point by Kristen999 reviews
Accident statistics say ninety-two percent of avalanche victims survive if their party digs them out within fifteen minutes. After forty-five minutes, Rodney and the Team were still searching for Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Unconditional Love by Aromene reviews
He’s never had unconditional love before and he finds it both ironic and typical that the first time is an AI city on the other side of the universe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - John S. - Complete
Keeping The Faith by Pilgrim Soul reviews
Sheppard goes missing and his friends try to move on without him but soon Atlantis is facing a new threat. Shep whump. ShepMcKayWeir friendship. Rated for violence.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,313 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - John S. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
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what's this I hear about no rabbi
"Is it a boy? A girl? No, a Jew!" Jake and Amy discuss their baby's religion. (Chag Sameach!)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5 - Jake P., Amy S - Complete
My Heart In Your Hands reviews
A dark stain spread on Jake's shirt. For just one moment, Amy stood rooted to the spot while ice ran through her, while her world began crashing down around her.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2019
An Impromptu Swim reviews
Jake finds himself in too deep. Thankfully, Detective Diaz is on the scene.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Jake P., Rosa D. - Complete
Optical Error reviews
A dysfunctional deviant worries his dad detective. Whumpmas Challenge - Clumsy
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2019
Little Boy Holding Little Girl's Hand reviews
When Holt is at a loss, Gina saves the day, as usual. Whumpmas Challenge - Asthma Attack
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Jake P., Gina L., Ray H. - Complete
In For a Penny, In For a Pint reviews
Type O blood is a bitch. Whumpmas Challenge - Fainting whilst giving blood
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
Heavy Conscience, Heavy Eyes reviews
Temperance Brennan stands in the corner, eyes condemning him as he screams. Whumpmas Challenge - Torture
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2019
Home reviews
Neal stumbled. He fell. He caught himself on stinging concrete. He pushed himself back up. He kept walking. Whumpmas Challenge - Fainting into their arms
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B. - Complete
The Failings of a Pegleg reviews
Toothless is a creature of the skies. He's not built for water. For Hiccup, he'll swim anyway. Whumpmas Challenge - Falling into cold water
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2019
Bleed Reid reviews
What it says on the tin. Sorry, I can't resist a rhyme. Whumpmas Challenge - Shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2019 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Of Ironmen reviews
Peter hung, suspended in the air by cold metal fingers wrapped around his throat. And then they squeezed. Whumpmas Challenge - Choking
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Crimson Trail reviews
John trusted that his team would find him. He just hoped they found him first. Whumpmas Challenge - Losing a significant amount of blood
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2019 - John S.
To Fool a Profiler reviews
Hotch is fine. If he tells himself that enough times, he might convince himself it's true. Whumpmas Challenge - Appendicitis
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2019 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Blue Lips, Blue Veins reviews
"Jim, I… believe Doctor McCoy is dying." Kirk's hand clenched, and he slammed the fist into the wall. "No." Whumpmas Challenge - Anaphylaxis
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2019 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sick Day reviews
Simon isn't feeling well. Cuddles and fluff. Whumpmas Challenge - Fever
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Blue/Bram, Simon - Complete
Perchance to Dream reviews
Jake doesn't leave the monsters behind in prison. Rated T for light swearing.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Jake P., Amy S, Rosa D., Ray H. - Complete
Still Winds reviews
"All she'd wanted was to understand what it was to feel, to really, truly feel, the way a person did. She burned and smarted and stung but she didn't know." Eurus remembers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Sherlock H., Euros H. - Complete
An Innocent Man reviews
In Iron Heights, nobody knows quite what to think of Dr. Henry Allen. T for mild language.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Henry A. - Complete
Just An Inch Or So reviews
Sam's... different. Dean doesn't like it. Teenchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete