The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.

A mission to hunt down a band of highwaymen leaves Athos with a severe injury and even quieter than usual. Aramis' medical skills are pushed to the limits, while Porthos and d'Artagnan deal with the worrisome situation each in their own way. The Musketeers have to turn for help, but the fight for their brother’s life and fate is only just beginning.

Post s3 - Aramis has been away on a royal mission. The Queen has missed him.

Bellamy has never believed in fairy tales. He believes in the law of the jungle, in the lions of the Serengeti and the wolves of North America. There are no princes, no towers to climb. There's knowing when you've found your match and not letting anything stand in your way...because Blakes fight dirty to get what they want. Warning: violence, character death, real life problems.

This is a conversation between Athos and Aramis. HOWEVER... SPOILER ALERT for Season 3! If you don't want to go there, please read after you have seen the first two episodes. I don't think the story gives away much, but there are some references.

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours. Bass/Jo.

Through the blackened bodies and the curling smoke, Bellamy is relieved to find that he's not the only one who survived. They've been scattered to the wind, but Bellamy is determined to find his people, no matter what it might cost. Takes place post 1x13.

Athos is wallowing in misery after a mission gone wrong. Aramis and Porthos come to remind him that danger does not always come from their enemies. Sometimes they take it into their own hands. Copious OT3 smut ensues.

Thorin, captain of the Oakenshield, is consumed with the need to reclaim his homeland, which was ravaged by pirates. Sometimes he and his nephews don't see eye-to-eye. A story about loss and homesickness and learning what to let go.

The ark is destined to come down within a matter of months but the chance of seeing that day is less likely than death. The survival tale of a group of exiles just taking life one moment at a time. (Takes place after 1x07)

The storm left some marks on them both. ONE-SHOT / COMPLETE.

Their story is kind of like one of those five-act plays that her father loved so much.

"Your eyes sparkle in such an intriguing way when you look onto treasure, Thranduil. Like the night sky... like a thousand and one stars… like you've never seen beauty until that moment." Fluff? Possibly. Thranduil and his lost wife after the serpent scars his face. ThranduilxOC

Set during the Desolation of Smaug! Thranduil often looks up at the stars to forget about how much he has seen.

{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.

Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!

A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.

Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.

FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE

Jim Kirk, "Five times Jim Kirk experienced fear." General, drama, humor, character study, STXI, TOS spoilers, side piece to 'the stars go on forever' and 'run into the bright lights'

In an alternate universe far, far away, the USS Enterprise encounters the Heart of Gold. It seems that the crews of both ships have a little bit more in common than they initially thought...written for the STXI Kink Meme on Livejournal. Potential slash.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

Hogwarts Theater Presents: Ron of the Dead, a Marauders of the Quill Production, Albus Dumbledore hosting. Follow our hero, Ron Weasley and his best mate Harry Potter as they take part in a harrowing adventure of daring do. Sorta... Kinda... Maybe...

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Au. In an unlikely event with disastrous results, Neville accidentally turns Draco into Sleeping Beauty. Oh dear. Just when Hermione was starting to think her sixth year at Hogwarts would be normal... DMHGBZ, Dramione. Warning - Some light slash EMRWTN

Professor Snape knows that students have been sneaking into his potions lab after hours and using the room for things that shouldn't be done in the classroom. He finally figures out who. But what's worse, he can't stop watching.

Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.

HGDM: A month of torture while confined to the solitude of Lucius Malfoy's dungeons would leave anyone wounded, Hermione included. Hiatus.

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

The war is over and the now opened Hogwarts has decided, in an entirely unconventional move, to bring together the students by hosting a muggle camp! And who else but Hogwarts favorite destined to be couple would be partnered together? DHr

“You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?” Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. “Alright then. Let’s put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger’s flat.” Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.

Can Draco be saved from his Deathly Hallows fate of being a sniveling coward?

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!

Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr

Their master has fallen and their people are in Azkaban.All the remaining Death Eaters have left is 18 hostages and one demand...but the ministry doesn't negotiate with terrorists.WARNING:GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

In a whirlwind of historical inaccuracy, the Knights start a diary. Will Lancelot outfox Tristan? Will Bors marry Vanora? Will Vanora finally come to her senses and kill them all? The answers to all of these questions lie here...please R&R!

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!

Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different

What happens when Hermione discovers that Draco is infact a MUD BLOOD and is spending christmas with his muggle grandmother next door. will a friendship blossom over the christmas holidays or will it stem into somthing more? HGDM.

AU, set after the War of the Ring. An update two years in the making....

An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?

How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!

Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG

Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Blind girl gets to meet Legolas. This is quite a dark piece of writing, full of musings rather than action. Chapter 18 is finally up! - 'Song and Sword'

Chapter 13- It's sort of random, and Draco is sort of nice. But all that will change. How did it go from sex education to this, I wonder?

Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.