Hi. My name is JoBob. that icon is a Juniper Flower, an uncommon flower, rare, delicate and neat as hell. That is where i got the name Juniper, from Harry Potter and the... Wait Scratch That, the story i am currently working on. its a cute little plot that just popped into my head one day, and i wrote and posted the first chapter before even plotting the rest, _ im just glad my muse has seen fit to help me finish it, it has a semi plot now, i at least know where its going. and i am determined to finish it!! its a different "harry is a girl" story. if you find another like it, let me know, i would LOVE to read it!!

i've had a few of the readers of that story tell me that my female Potter is out of character, that i should make her more like Harry. i, personally, think this is rediculous. think of your sibling, younger, older, male, female, would they be the same if they were the other gender? or your best friend? would they be the same? how about your boyfriend/girlfriend? nope, they would be completly different. so i made her mostly different. and i made the people around her different, because people would treat you different if you were a different gender.

i do not read this kind of story. ever. they annoy me. authors always name her Harriet or Jamie or something else thats totally weird. people make her Gryffindor and in love with Ron. uh, ew. they copy the book almost word for word, just with a little girl power thrown in. dont get me wrong, my June is very similar to Harry in the important ways, shes good, shes curious, shes great at Quiddich, loyal etc. but shes different. shes not as reckless, she doesnt follow Rons lead into stupidity, shes slytherin, and shes better at hiding her scar.

some people ask if i made her like me. no. im... more like Snape. i actually based most of her personality off my two best friends in high school. one is fashion obsessed, flirty without knowing it, a little concieted, clueless and disliked by most girls. the other is sarcastic, laid back, curious, studious, and totally obsessed with cultures that are not her own. you will see a lot of these qualities in her as the story progresses. now me, im mean, scary, i love my jeans, t-shirt, pony-tail combo, smart, and i'd sooner do everything myself then let a bunch of idiots try to lower my grade by "helping" nah, i would not make a good "hero of the wizarding world" so i went for a better option. and dont worry, since i dont read this genre, theres no way i could copy anyone elses work, even unintentionally.

The Dance was the first story i put up, therefore its not very good, i've been told Ordinary Life isn't good either, but according to the people who reviewed, Fool in Love With a Fool and No One Needs to Know is really good. =_= i got a LOT of compliments on my Snape in NONTK!!

those are my one-shots, i have a TON of them half written, little random plots that pop into my head, _ when listening to music, so they have the song their named after at the end, with artist and lyrics. =_= this is what happens when you can't think up your own plot!!

if you read my storys, please be forwarned, i am human, i have a life, and usually i have very little time to write for fun, and im not good at the whole getting it out on time thing, and i ramble, so any A/N, while usually kinda amusing, annoy the hell out of some people. now i'll shut up!

my friend told me to put some thing about myself here, so here goes.

i love Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco and Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, the Twins, comedians, and many mangas and animes, including but not limited to Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Demon Diary, Cardcaptors, Read or Die, Iniyasha, and most Yaoi.

i hate Albus Dumbledore, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange, Peter Pettigrew, JK Rowling(for ruining the end of her book), Valentines Day, waiting for new books to come out, people who say i look like my mum, and capitalizing i's

i like the rest of the Weasleys, Neville Longbottem, Lupin, the Potters, the portraits and ghosts, Peeves, the sorting hat, Fwakes, the dark mark (it just looks cool ya know?), cooking, children, writing and camping

i wish everyone good luck, good health, good finances, and a pretty face with a big heart

my ships are HP/SS HP/DM HP/LM HP/LV

i like stories where Snape is Harrys father, Draco is Harrys brother and a good slash with a semi-good to great plot.

Rest In Peace Sirius Black, Headwig, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Mad Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin and Tonks Lupin.

- gone but not forgotten.

i am a firm believer that Rowling killed Remus, just so she could write that scene with all their ghosts. i am very glad that Neville is responsible for the death of the damn snake that killed my Sev, i am very glad that Molly is responsible for the death of that vile woman Bellatrix. and i believe Harry's kids have stupid names, even if i do like Albus being named after Sev. at least a little. and i HATE that she made me think Hagrid was dead three times.

i would like to thank all my reviewers, especially an anonymous reviewer who was VERY kind about my story No One Needs To Know, they said they loved me! that is a GOOD way to get more stories out of me people!

and i would like to point out, to people who read and review, the A/N is there for a reason, read it. and if you are going to harshly criticize my writing, leave a reply address, because most criticisms can and will be defended. any thing i can't defend i apologize for, and I am never mean to reviewers or writers, unlike SOME people

Anyway, I'm writing again and I love reviews so please feed the author, let me know what you like, and if it's in the newer chapters, what you don't. Maybe I can change it by popular demand, Maybe. ;)