"This is THE MUSE. 'idiot is now under my complete control MWAHAHAHA. Or you know, technically I could have just erased her bio to write complete gobble-dee-gook in its stead, you heard stead. Anyhew I encourage you, yes you, to read and review all her stories because I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

On to relevence."
idiot is back to wright the norm... looks up the barrel of gun thats being held by the slighly eccentric muse... "cough cough" looks up at the coughing gun... eccentric in the nicest possible way of course "that's better" erm any way

name:either call me baka or idiot or jak but not village idiot, i live in a town where the pets have a higher iq than the owners so dont insult me i may be daft but im not stupid.
age:17
sex:female
place of origin: newcastle upon tyne (england)
looks:brown hear eyes glasses thin tallish erm bland i suppose.

looks around for the muse. She's disapeard for the moment so ill wright hers
name:Musey McMusington
age:17ish (i havent dared to ask)
sex:femail (unless shes not telling me something)
"At least I'm not the person who writes about one gender confused 'boy' and another who's halfway to growing fangs a taile and a fluffy fur coat"
oh she's back, Anyway you're the one who wanted to make him pregnant.
"It would be GREAT. See if he could hide THAT for nine months and then make sure no one gets suspicious when the contractions starts and a person pops out."
EEEEWWWWWWW unneeded mental imagery
"I haven't even said who I think the father should be."
now befor we get on to the eternal debate...
"but.. but..." no shush-
"You DARE to shush THE MUSE! I hold the KEY to your INSPIRATION. Without me you get WRITERS BLOCK. I will NOT be SHUSHED!"
nnnooooooooo dont say the evil wb word... i know QUOTES QUOTES FAVOURIE QUOTES muse looks around slightly less peaved...

PARANOID PARANOID..WHO SAYS IM PARANOYED YOUR NOT PARANOYED IF THEY REALY ARE OUT TO GET YOU..
"'YOU ARE STANDING IN MY AURA'"
"'YOUR INTELLECT IS RIVALLED ONLY BY GARDENING TOOLS.' I say this to idiot all the time"
I AM MUSE, QUEEN OF LITTLE FLUFFY DRAGONS AND FIRE-BREATHING SHEEP, AMUSE ME COMMONER I AM BORED.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME -"you stole that from me!" SILENCE "you DARE to silence THE MUSE! I hold the KEY to your INSPIRATION. Without me you get WRITERS BLOCK. I will NOT be SILENCED!"
it never ends-
OH LOOK THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE. points to an invisible flying pig.
"TALK TO THE ELBOW COZ YOU AIN'T WORTH THE REFLEX."
"HOW IS BACON SEASONAL, YOU CAN GET PIG ALL YEAR ROUND."
I'LL BELIEVE YOU, THOUSANDS WOULDN'T
SIMPLE THINGS PLESE SIMPLE MINDS WHILST BIGGER FOOLS LOOK ON...
The quotes will expand as we start to remember them. "But there is no way that you can stop the madness"
the hedgehog song.

5,11,04

i just gotta put a co2 thing (tecnical languge) up hear so others can find it is called THE HOGWARTS LIBARY is all HP YUGIOH crosses and realy good the link is http://www.fanfiction.ws/c2/5056/0/1/
and the managers bio is
http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/304748/
and i hope that this dose come up as a link wish me luck...

19,8,05

i am out raged by fan fiction nets decision to not alow authers to reply to revews in their storys, and I am in full support of a protest that is going around if you want to put your name up in this patition then send your pen name and e-mail adress to althea_astera_renata000@,thank you for your support..