Collection of tumblr hayffie prompts that I was asked for. You can leave me one at ellanainthetardis

What if Sirius didn't spent twelve years in prison, but was given a trial after four years? Follow the story of Sirius Black as he learns what it means to be a father/brother/guardian to his young godson & the story of Harry Potter, a young boy with a loving home who learns about the Marauders from the two men who should have raised him. Slow-burn Hinny. M for sex & violence.

The sequel to 17, Clumsy & Shy. Harry begins his final year as he and Ginny embark on a new relationship filled with danger, mystery and plenty of Voldemort shenanigans to keep them hopping. New friends and new bonds are made, and some old friends are lost. Started pre-HBP and now, finally, after many years, it will indeed be finished.

A Morty who lives with a physically abusive Rick is rescued by a star ship full of Ricks collecting and saving unaccompanied Mortys. Morty Q-405 seems to be a magnet to danger and misfortune as he struggles to trust the new, unknown Ricks who look and even act so much like the man who has been abusing him for so long.

Now Complete. When the flu attacks Dunder Mifflin, Jim and Pam are the only ones left to go on an important training road trip. The two of them alone for three days? What could possibly happen? AU, set Season 2. Romance, humor, drama. Rated T/M for adult content, language

Rick gets stranded on an alien planet with his 4 year-old daughter. AU. Gen. Pre-series. No spoilers.

Cross-posted over at MTT. Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)

Years later, the hunt for horcruxes continues as Voldemort strengthens his hold on wizarding society. When his men capture Harry Potter's best friend, he doesn't think twice before throwing the mudblood to his wolves. An unlikely ally emerges, and to escape her captors Hermione must accept help from the creature who raped and impregnated her. [Werewolf AU]

After the Battle at the Ministry of Magic, Lord Voldemort has a revelation - he needs to act if he is to preserve the bloodline of Salazar Slytherin, and he has a servant awaiting a reward. Bellatrix/Voldemort, Bellatrix/Rodolphus. Rated M for explicit sexual content.

Post-OotP Sirius is cleared and finally gets to give Harry the home he had always wanted. Rebuilding his life with a war brewing in their world isn't simple. It's a good thing he has a family to fall back on this time. What he didn't realize was that good things don't last too long. Not for him anyway. Semi canon-compliant. No Slash/bashing. AU HBP & DH (NOT ABANDONED)

MULTI-CHAP. When Minerva McGonagall wants to send Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter, she finds out that Harry Potter sleeps in a cupboard under the stairs. So she investigates and finds an abused and severely food deprived boy. Minerva places Harry in another household, this time a loving one. Weasley's adopt Harry fic. Rated for abuse and cursing. WARNING FOR ABUSE.

The rebirth of Tom Riddle, the death of Cedric Diggory... is it any wonder that Harry Potter is behaving a little differently than what his friends and classmates expect? But is this sudden shift merely the result of traumatic experiences, or is something much darker afoot? Who should Harry trust? Who can he turn to? With all that's happened in his life, who'd believe it anyway?

Minerva McGonagall remembers her promise to Harry in the aftermath of his fifth year. She will help him become an Auror if it's the last thing she ever does. The Second War is rising and He must be stopped.

Cross-Posted over at MTT. Just as quickly as life can give you everything you've ever wanted, it can take it away on a dime. When tragedy strikes, will Jim and Pam's love be able to stand the tests? Set during the summer between S2/S3. For those of you who watched Lost or Once Upon a Time, the theme of flashbacks will be heavily played with in this one :)

Four years after the 74th Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta are forced to work for the Capitol in Victory Hall- a high-end brothel catering to the elite. Even if the Girl on Fire doesn't burn any longer, the embers are still there, and fire could very well catch in the most dangerous place in Panem- right under President Snow's nose...

Part 8 of "Entricked Fates" series: While his Morty is off for three hours to have a romantic afternoon with Rick Q-89, Rick S-202B decides to use the Sunday afternoon to get some incestuous fun himself (Rick x Beth); sequel to "The Morty-Lover" (kind of, since it's happening around the same time)

"Thirteen's out." The whiskey Haymitch had been quietly savoring in his corner of the ballroom went down the wrong pipe and he almost choked on it. / Catching Fire AU. Hayffie.

When Peeta is rescued from the Capitol, Katniss finally allows herself to consider her feelings about what happened between them before the Quell. But when she discovers the horrors he endured and that he may never totally recover, it threatens the relationship they do have - until she discovers something that will bind them together forever.

"That's when I feel it. A piece of the hurt fades." This is the final book of the Light Up Series - a growing back together story. Katniss and Peeta return home and try to find themselves again. [Light Up Series - Book 5]

Jim receives a peculiar call from Pam in the middle of the night that slowly turns into a habit for the pair. Multi-Chapter, set after Booze Cruise. Based loosely on the lyrics to "Wake Me Up" by Billy Currington

As long as we perform we'll stay together. As long as we perform Prim will be safe. I look to Peeta and he looks away unable to meet my eyes. Doesn't matter, you don't have to make eye contact during sex. *warning: prostitution * post victory tour

Sequel to Robbers' Retreat - read that first! Having gotten rid of Rodolphus, married Bellatrix, and helped her through the excruciating process of creating a Horcrux, Lord Voldemort finds there's more to being a family man/aspiring dictator than he'd ever anticipated. Jealousy, possessiveness, greed, lust, and a thirst for power combine to snarl his climb. Complete.

She was someone else's wife, and he was Lord Voldemort. He had no time or space or energy to think about her. And, anyway, she was married. But here he was, staring into a fire, remembering the warm softness of her skin beneath his palm and wide shimmer of her dark eyes. Bellamort COMPLETE.

"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

Bellatrix’s slow decent into madness began with her father. (MAJOR INCEST WARNING)

My own interpretation of what happened when Dwight and Angela spent a day alone at the office (originally posted on MTT)

"He's in love with the idea of me, maybe, but…he's not in love with me." MerDer. Post 4.11. Derek was dating, and Meredith was fine, but one night in a bar changed everything.

Gomez Addams may not be long for this world, following some bad news from his physician. The one person he needs to tell the most is the one he cannot bear to see hurt. Envisioned as Anjelica and Raul's Morticia and Gomez.

Things happen in the winter. Suicides, phases of depression, births, marraiges... and those things affect the lives of many. Infidelity in a marraige is never an option for an Addams, so what will Gomez and Morticia do when Gomez's betrothed finds them? Afterall, things happen in the winter... dangeorus things. Little do the lovers know that his betrothed is one of them.

A look into the mind of Jim Halpert (and a bit of Pam Beesly, as well) as he goes through life pining over, missing, dating, and marrying Pam. As canon as possible.

What would have happened if Phyllis never interrupted Dwight and Angela during "Goodbye Toby?" And how did the affair transpire in the first place? Spoilers and oneshot. Rated M

"Morticia was feeling strange for quite some time now. She knew that she wasn't pregnant again, although she felt weary and exhausted. But Morticia was a master of disguise. Nobody could read her true feelings from her face. She was a perfect, pale, mysterious mask that swallowed every emotion." But what happens when the mask is slipping and her fatigue overwhelms her? Now complete

Morticia dances with another man at a family ball. Gomez reminds everyone who she belongs to. For K x

This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix

Picks up right at the Jim/Pam conclusion of Season 3, leading up to and including their first date.

Prim's delight with the Capital tradition "Valentine's Day" has unexpected results when it leads to an angry Haymitch and an unsuspecting Katniss. Hayniss Aberdeen Oneshot, MRATED

When Sheldon invites Amy to accompany him to his annual family reunion, she sees it as a major step in the evolution of their romance. But, as the weekend winds down, so do her hopes Sheldon will ever be able to hold up his end of a physical relationship. Will her support during an unexpected tragedy prove to be the catalyst needed to draw her mysophobic boyfriend out of his shell?

Before it all goes tits-up, Hard News interviews Mark Darcy and Bridget realizes it isn't just her fiance's face (or body or brain) she likes. It's that gorgeous voice. (Or, An Ode to Mark Darcy, QC, by his loving fiancee, Bridget Jones.)

ANGST! Morticia finds herself buried alive and fighting the panic...Who dared to do that to her? Read and find out ;) Enjoy! I have finished this one, yay! Reviews make a fangirl happy :D Don't try this at home...at least I heavily suggest ya'll skip the first part :P

"She allowed herself, for the first time, to really picture him whole. Until now it had been fragments and wreckage from a floundering desire which had surfaced on the shore of her consciousness when she least expected it, but now she allowed herself the pleasure of seeing him fully..." The story of how Morticia and Gomez came together. A chapter story.

When Amy goes missing, Sheldon quickly retreats to Pasadena in a search to get his vixen back. (Mainly Shamy but will also depict the dynamics between all the main characters.)

Summary: Admitting the truth to others is difficult. Then there is the matter of admitting it to yourself. Sheldon Cooper discovers that you can't run from your feelings forever. When Amy suffers a near death experience after a trauma, it leaves Sheldon reeling. What happens next will shake the foundation of what is most important in their lives. And who.

Just a look into the lives of Morticia and Gomez during their alone times. Rate M for sexual content, Addams style!

Peeta returns home from the bakery to find Katniss in bed unable to move or speak clearly. He quickly learns that this is more than just an episode, and is faced with making life altering decisions that concern them both without her help.

Tradition dictates that a daughter born of pure-blood must be taught certain customs before she reached the age of maturity. Ginny Weasley was no exception. Arthur/Ginny. Incest.

Morticia lay beneath a blanket of snow, above a hollow reminiscence.

Amy felt that she had been too patient. He felt she was accusing him of not being patient. That was not true. Sheldon had an Amy-shaped heartache, and he needed to mold it into something else. He had been living in perseverance. And pain. Now he would take control of his own story arc, he would slowly, carefully, quietly demonstrate his love. CANON

Imagine the most embarrassing conversation you ever had with your parents. Now imagine having it with Haymitch and Effie instead. Everlark gets an education they never expected. Co-written with Famousfremus for the 2015 S2SL charity collection to benefit . (Banner by Ro Nordmann.) Rated M.

"Leave them off, sweetheart, your body's old news to me," he raises his glass at me, a kind of cheers or salute, I return the gesture and wriggle free of my tangled pants. I sit only in my shirt and underwear, but neither of us really cares.

Katniss "convinces" Snow, and is forced to marry Peeta. AU.

"If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight."

Penny has informed me that I need to start thinking about my anniversary present to Amy now. She told me my Christmas present was "too creepy." This is not true. Amy loves it. I did not realize our anniversary required a gift. If I had known, I would have saved the monkey skeleton. Note: rated M for innuendo. SHAMYVERSE

Sheldon has everything he's ever wanted, but how did he get it? He has no idea. The realization of his perfect life comes as a painful surprise to Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Much Angst. Much Sadness.

Katniss and Peeta weren't reaped for the Quarter Quell. Instead, they were forced by Snow to get married as soon as they turned 18. How does their marriage change the future of Panem? Will there still be a rebellion - when Snow is controlling the Mockingjay? The sequel to The Wedding.

Set a few weeks after the end of MJ (before the epilogue). Katniss spends a morning exploring Peeta.

Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

Cora falls unexpectedly into heat. Peter coerces Derek into helping her.

Jack is feeling unsettled...

Set in Mockingjay, Katniss and Gale are out hunting when a Capitol hovercraft abducts them. They are brought to the Capitol to pay for their crimes, but they face an unusual punishment... I noticed a gap for K/PS fic and my friend challenged me to write something like 50 Shades, and this is the result. Rated M for explicit content and language - Adult themes. One shot.

"It's not that I don't like sex," she says quickly. "I do! I just don't get to the grand finale very often."

Jack always has her back.

Bellatrix is young, unmarried and innocent. And there's nothing the Dark Lord enjoys quite so much as to corrupt an innocent... Written for ReillyJade's Competition for the Rest of Us on the HPFC forum. Bellamort.

Remus refuses to accept it, but Sirius always helps him solve his most embarrassing problems. TWO SHOT

Meredith is 16, in recovery for an eating disorder. Derek is 17, recovering from severe depression and cutting. They are not supposed to be together, but fate always rears it's ugly head in. Rated T for content not language or anything sexual.

Post season 6 with an emphasis on Meredith and Derek. COMPLETE.

Jack/Liz. Some things are temporary.

An exploration of how Jim really feels about the glasses Pam wore in 'Did I Stutter'

Jack/Liz. Jack comes home to find Liz in his bed.

Pam's with Roy but things are less than perfect between them. Jim loves her and knows she doesn't belong with Roy. He'll find a way to save her, and show her she deserves to be loved. Warning: some abuse

Jack/Liz. Post-ep for "Apollo Apollo". Jack gets what he wants for his birthday.

Or, Five Things Dwight, Angela, and Andy Do After the Duel. Spoilers through Episode 5x11 - "The Duel".

Takes place after the ferry boat accident. Derek is trying to cope with the almost loss of Meredith. MerDer. Dercentric.

Meredith and Derek experience a horrible accident, changing their lives forever. They haven't moved. Life flew by and there they stand. Now they just need to find each other, but how can they after what happened....

COMPLETE! Despite everything, he will be right there when she needs him the most. Can he convince her its time to leave, without jepordizing his relationship with Karen? Season 3 - AU JAM. Rated M for some violence and adult themes.

During their first night together, he was terrified to hold her as they slept. DWANGELA

A romance novel throws sparks. Timing is prior to Season 3

WARNING: DEALS WITH ABUSE! Based on Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. High school AU. Meredith has been taking abuse from her father. Derek is the new kid at school. Can he help her? MerDer. CHAPTER 8 UP