There are a lot of other jobs at UA that don't involve teaching, being around kids, or being around many people in general. Work was peaceful until the attention of Shouta Aizawa, Hizashi Yamada, and Toshinori Yagi was caught. That is when the quiet turned to liveliness.

When you take away the people that the most unpredictable ninja treasures, you makes a terrible monster out of her. She will not sit still and accept it - no - she will take it all back in time and change everything, even if it meant stumbling while treading along the road of shattered glass. Time Travel. Eventual Fem!NaruKaka

Hawthorn Baggins was not what Thorin Oakenshield had expected when Gandalf had suggested her for the position of the company's burglar. A night in the hobbit's smial completely shatters the preconceived notions they might have had regarding the new addition to their group, which will make the journey to Erebor a rather interesting one! GB Bilbo BOFA Fix-It

Professor Naruto Uzumaki was loud, young, gorgeous and dangerous. She hated Umbridge more than anyone, shared pranking ideas with the Weasley twins, and stood up for all her students. The entire student body was in love. But with rumors of her having a fiance over seas, and her weird friendship with Snape, Harry can't help but be suspicious. "No, it's not a pleasure." Fem!Naruto

I shakily reached a hand up and pulled it over the short, two-block cut of curly brown hair as I looked at unfamiliar dark eyes. This can't be right. T-This isn't me. I had blonde hair, green eyes. I-I was short, not this slim stick height! What the hell happened! And I can see ghosts!

Kakashihad been listening to an anonymous piano player for years till silence. After years of silence,his heart is picked up by the sound of music once more and goes looking with his close comrades. Finding a scarred beauty. FemNaruto has always hidden her real gender till one day she is no longer able to.A scarring incident stopping her from living her life,till she met kakashi.

A wolf with sharp teeth. A girl in red. A classic, well-known tale with an unusual end. *Prequel to Little Red, ft. fem-Harry x werewolf Draco*

Minerva McGonagall couldn't help but reflect on her past when an old friend showed up at Dumbledore's funeral. This work will explore their unlikely friendship. Introducing Edelweiss Elric. AU. Gender bender. Fem!Ed. Crossposted on AO3

Shay is an ordinary girl who was betrayed and let for dead. Naruto was more than a little shocked to find a naked girl in the woods.Even more so when he found the drying blood on the back of her head. I've changed my mind kittens. There will be Kakashi/OC/Naruto in this. Eventually. Chapter 83 is now up!

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara, Crossposted to AO3 COMPLETE

On one hand, he feels like he should have seen this coming. On the other, he can't evidently see how anyone could have really put all the pieces together. (mod!fem!Harry).

She may look like her father. Hell she may even have a certain lack in regards to rules, she even got his Quidditch talent. Harianna Potter however inherited more from her mother than just her eyes. Smart, caring and kind attracting the attention of a certain red headed twin. George/ fem Harry

When Harry died, he did not expect to be thrown into a forest and turned into a bloody girl with tattoos on his skin! To make matters worse, those tattoos signified his status as the soulmate of two of the most powerful and hot headed kings on Middle Earth. (Soulmate AU! Soul mark! Thranduil/FemHarry/Thorin) NOT EDITED! I wrote this when i was stupid and 14

"But since my transition, my life is no longer just about me, or so this is according to Headmaster Cross." A fiery, vibrant young girl enters a cold, dead world against her will- but not everyone at Cross Academy has been brainwashed to ignore the truth.

formerly Catch Me if you Can. fem kenichi, no pairings yet. re-done first chap. R&R please so I can get the ball rolling. rated M- Wounds vary from person to person as well as in depth. Some heal with time and others only fester and become worse. Ken-chan has a secret that very few would ever notice. Too bad her sister's kidnapping undo's everything she's been trying to do.

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

7 year old Hayden is invited to attend a school for ninja, and when she accepts she's not only trained in the Shinobi arts but finds out about her magical heritage. Now living with her distant cousin and her family, what kind of surprises will Hogwarts get when she gets back? fem!Harry, fem!Naruto, Uzumaki!Lily, Uzumaki!Hayden, SasuNaru, some bashing, multi-crossover, rated T.

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

First instalment in Tendencies. It was meant to be only once but Marinette and her magic hands keep drawing him back. He can't get enough. Complete.

Naruto lived a good life. She had been given the title of Nanadaime Hokage at the young age of 24, she had the love of friends and an entire village. However, what happens when she finds out that it was all a dream? The Rikudou Sennin steps in and offers her salvation: Go back. She does, carrying with her knowledge, power... And her grim past. Time-travel, femNaru.

But then, the woman speaks again, and his entire being grinds to a halt. "So, I hear you're hunting Horcruxes." FemHarry, some smut present

Werewolf Culture: Alpha Hisolda Potter sneers as the scent of lust floods the compartment. The wizards are nothing when compared to Alpha Sköll Greyback. Nothing.

"If only Iruka could see me now... He'd wish all of my students were like me when I was younger!" Naruko Uzumaki is sent to teach at Hogwarts on orders from Tsunade. Mischief and chaos is sure to erupt. OOC is a definite, and criticism is allowed (not flames!). Alive!Jiraiya Good(kinda)!Akatsuki Dead!Sasuke Dead!Madara PrankQueen!Naruko. Might change title later...

"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)

Instead of immortality and power over Death, Carry Potter brokered a deal with the aforementioned entity: the Deathly Hallows in exchange for time to say goodbye. The catch: Fate is not happy about how her life turned out. So our lovable heroine is sent to aid Kakashi Hatake in changing the future of a newly founded Konohagakure, after he died the first time. AU Fem!Harry D. Travel

Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)

Apparently, Harry can't escape the plans made by old men and women. Fem!Naruto

"The black haired man smiled at the last bit of the mail. He misses her too. So much." Three years after leaving Japan, Naru and Lin are back. With previous feelings finally cleared and friendships blooming, what will happen to Mai and the others? A probable continuation from where the manga left off. (there will also be cases as the story goes on)

It has been three months since Naru and Lin had returned from London. Mai finds it easy to slip back into her old life, except this time she is falling for Lin. And the new case they are on is seriously sinister.

No matter what, his response would always be the same. Whenever she said thank you, his reply would always, always, be anytime. A series of drabbles wrapped up in a oneshot that lead up to Kakashi and Naruto getting together. Because I love this pairing and there just isn't enough of it.

Mai's powers grow in response to Naru leaving for England. SPR disperses. When Naru returns and tries to get everyone together, Lin discovers Mai's dead. One person in SPR knows that's not true, but has promised not to tell.

A figure emerged from the shadows. It walked on four long legs- its forelegs longer than its hind. It had a long, whip-like tail, and a long, slender neck. Its raisin-colored scales were small and smooth, like a snake's, and it had blades running up its forelegs. It stood at a whopping eleven feet tall and towered over little Mai, yet Mai felt no fear. She didn't need to.

After moving from her beloved home in England, Zay Blackwood has found herself attending Ouran Academy. She stumbles upon the school's most illustrious students, and is thrust into the Host Club after figuring out one of them is a girl. The Hosts soon find themselves that Zay isn't all that ordinary, well less than normal... Kyoya/OC/Mori (Rating may change to M later)

Sometimes, just sometimes, our wishes are granted. A little Itachi/Mari(fem!Harry). Warnings: Spoilers

"You can't control everything, Senpai!" To her dismay, it came out in a near unintelligible rasp. Digging her nails deeper into the roots of his raven hair, Haruhi forcefully jerked Kyouya's head upright to make the eye contact desperately needed. "Isn't this what the Host Club is all about? Don't I deserve happiness too?" He still did not respond. M for Smut. Cover art:AnimeJanice

She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.

Mai and Naru finally spend the night together, but then he leaves without explanation, leaving Mai in a sticky situation. Rated M for language and scenes of a sexual nature. Please review!

Sometimes even the love of a parent is not enough to keep the worst from happening but when you're Namikaze Naruto, and your father is the Hokage, nothing can keep you down for long. Please see read detailed summary inside. Cover image copyright of artakis on deviantart.

AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

AU Vampire!Sherlock Fem!John After discovering that the beings spoken of in fairy tales and folk tales existed, a treaty was made. The humans and beings had agreed to coexist with each other. But of course not everyone agreed with the peace treaty. But, over time, the paranormals slowly blended into the normal despite many disagreements.

Tamaki insists on champagne to celebrate Honey and Mori's graduation for a special host-only party. The twins manage to get Haruhi to drink too much. They decide to find out who Haruhi likes by having her kiss each host.

Naruto is killed by Sasuke at the valley of the end, but Naruto had a twin sister, Naruko, all this time. Chaos ensues when she returns to the village hidden in the leaves and the story of "Naruto" is drastically changed. Something strange happens when she meets the man who murdered her brother, Sasuke Uchiha, her brother's best friend. SASUNARU (fem Naruto)

Kurama has a vision of what could have been. The Shinigami doesn't like that his clan was dying out so he decided to fix things. Sasuke just killed the woman he loved and something finally broke in him. Kurama offers him a chance to change things and he takes it. time travel child!Sasu child!Naru FemNaru SasuNaru overprotective!Sasu and what's that about the young Sasu liking Naru?

A forgotten girl, a jealous demon, and an anguished boy. Naruto vanishes. Years later, a blond girl with blue eyes appears. However, she has amnesia. Can Sasuke find a place in her heart again? And will Naruto remember Konoha? FemNaru/Sasu; Sequel is out.

Something happened to their favourite knucklehead leaving them all concerned and worried. She didn't care what they thought and carried on with her life. Only a handful understood what she was doing…after all, they are the ones she cared about. who will it take to get back their blonde?KakaFemNaruOneShotLEMON. don't read if underage, phsst you'd porbz ready anyway.fullsummaryinside

Deleted for probs with site. What if John Watson had been Johnnye Watson? Would Sherlock have been different with her? Female John, same story. Obvious Johnlock. Shows meeting and solving my version of 'A Study in Pink'. R/R please. Rated T for death, swearing and innuendos. May become M later on.

Female John. Sherlock hides from his brother in the only bureaucracy his brother can't touch, Her Majesties Royal Marines. He wasn't looking for whatever John was, but there she sat in sand colored scrubs anyway. She was... Interesting.

No one dares to go against Izaya Orihara. . . right? Meet Miyari Saruki, a young professional ballroom dancer, who always does things her way. What happens when she accidentally runs into Izaya Orihara? Will she let him have his way or will she give this player a run for his money?

When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]

SPR goes on another mission, but this one different. When the group goes to Ouran High School, more than just ghost problems appear. Mai's past suddenly starts to follow her, the past that she tried to keep hidden from everyone. (Bad summary :( But please read and Review!)

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru

Sebastian and Katie absolutely HATE each other, but for the sake of serving Ciel Phantomhive, they pretend to get along. When Katie's father comes to the Phantomhive manor demanding that Katie finally marry, Ciel gives Sebastian the most horrifying order ever; convince Katie's father that she is in love with Sebastian and prevent her from marrying anyone else but him!

Miyuki Sato, after the murder of her family, finds herself- unwillingly at first- under the care of Tamaki Suoh. Miyuki must battle the grief in her heart with the help of the Host Club, who are unaware of her shinobi status, or that Miyuki's very presence puts them all in danger.

Kori was annoying and loud – or so they thought. When her smile fails, nobody knows how to handle the situation. Then, by a deed of Kyuubi, all her friends found themselves in a dark hallway, in front of a door titled "Difficult Days", where there're memories. - Fem!Naruto

The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she'll just have to deal with it, after all, she's a future hokage.

Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU

Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.

Set in Modern day Japan. Uzumaki Narumi's first romantic relationship with an Uchiha didn't last or end well, but the second one did and exceeded all her expectations. And Sasuke learns a hard lesson. COMPLETE : AU, genderbender, genderswap, fem!Naruto

Being taken as an apprentice is a good thing. Even if it's to a demonic overlord with 9 tails. What's a blonde to do in a world of espionage, love, betrayol and adventure? Kick major ass, of course! Read well reader,, because this fic is hot! FemnaruxKiba

Naruto and Haruhi are cousins and a couple of tomboyish girls at Ouran Academy on scholarship. All starting with a search for a quiet place to study the two are made part of the Host Club. Welcome the Natural Rookie, Haruhi and the Knight, Naruto.

Mai reaches her breaking point and Lin is there to pick up the pieces, but moving on is made difficult for Mai when she's faced with a mystery involving Naru that might leave her with more than just a broken heart. Mai/Lin

Merlin was just a girl trying to make her way in the world. She didn't ask to be born a powerful witch, and she certainly didn't ask to be Prince Arthur's servant. However, Destiny sometimes gives us things we don't ask for. FINISHED!

They weren't always like this. Once upon a time, during Raijin days, he took an interest in her and she daresay she did him, as well. Izaya/Fem!Shizuo

The Hierophant stands for traditional authority and Mai's about to have the strangest chat she's ever encountered! Written for aishoka's birthday!

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy

Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.

True? You bet for the Fullmetal Alchemist. For someone who has been hidding her gender for years, she has proven that time and time again. However, can she keep it a secret? And if it does come out, what will the outcome be? FemEd. Pairings? Possible!

She was possessed. She couldn’t be expected to know what she was doing when she was possessed. That's waht he had to keep reminding himself anyways.... Lin/Mai fluffy twoshot. NOW COMPLETED.

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.-- William Congreve

Fakir's heard a rumor about Ahiru having lots of birdseed... and he's curious about it. Investigation of Ahiru begins! FakirxAhiru itty-bitty romance and some language.