This fanfiction is based off the Ouran High School Host Club anime because although I read the manga, the anime has less chapters and hilarious parts I would love to write and/or alter in this fanfic that are not in the manga.

On with the story.

:P

Chapter One Welcome to the Host Club!

A blonde and brunette, both first years, holding their books and bags similtaniously sighed while standing in front of the school's fouth library they'd gone to and left today simply because it was too loud inside.

"You'd think with four libraries at least one of them would be quiet instead of seeming to be hosting a fancy rich party." The blonde said.

"I know." The brunette sighed. "At this rate we'll never find a place to study and stay in this school."

"Now don't be like that." The blonde scolded. "It's a big school, there's gotta be at least one place quiet enough to work."

The brunette wore baggy black pants, an oversized white button-up, an equally oversized brown sweater, brown-eyes hidden by the sheen of her brown-rimmed wide-lense glasses, black sneakers, and chopped short brown hair in a mess.

The blonde looked the same except with baggy dark gray pants, a blue sweater, blonde messy spikes pointing in every other direction and some longer hair hanging in front of her ears (like the fourth hokage's hair but a little longer and messier) and some of the shaggier hair tied in a short bushy spikey tail in the back, blue eyes hidden behind similar black-rimmed glasses, red and white sneakers, and a light amount of cover-up on each cheek, although the makeup was unnoticable unless you touched the skin.

The two stopped in front of one of the many tall windows adorning the entire left side of the long hallway aside from the few feet of wall between the floor and windows and some wall separating each wide and tall window. The shadows of white birds outside flying soared over them as they looked up into the blue slightly cloudless skies.

"I bet you anything my old Uncle Pervert of a godfather is laughing down at our problem right now." The blonde said with a small sad smile.

The brunette gave a slight snort, "He'd think we deserve it with all the times you or the two of us together inturrupted his research."

The blonde gave a light laugh before sighing. "Four years since he's passed on and he went down fighting."

"And ten years since mom, aunty, and uncle passed on as well." The brunette said with a nod as the two went back to search for a quit room to study.

The blonde found herself sighing once again, "Rich kids all seem like they're just at school to play."

The brunette nodded in agreement as the stopped by the third music room. Both put an ear up to the door and didn't hear much of anything.

"It's ironic how all the quiet school libraries are more like a noisy music room than this one right here." The blonde said as they straightened up.

The brunette nodded with a slight shrug before they took hold of the door handles and went inside.

"Welcome!"

But rather than finding a quiet place to study, they found the Host Club instead.

Inside the music room sat a tall blonde in a red velvet chair with his legs elegantly crossed and around him stood two red-haired twins, a young man with black hair and silver-rimmed glasses, a very tall young man with short black spikey hair, and a young blonde boy looking to be in grade school.

Ouran Private Academy is defined by...

one, prestigious families

and, two, wealth.

And prosperous people have much time on their hands.

Therefore, the Ouran High School Host Club is about these handsome young men with too much time on their hands giving hospitality to these lovely young ladies who also have too much time on their hands and profit off them.

It's an elegant game unique to this super-rich school.

"Ho- Ho- Host Club?" Both the brunette and blonde exclaimed with coldsweats, their backs against the doors and trying but failing miserably to reach for the door handles and get the heck out of there.

"What? It's a couple of guys?" Two similar tone voices said in unison, from the red-haired twins.

"Hikaru, Koaru," the black-haired boy in silver-rimmed glasses said, "you two are in the same class as our guests, right?"

"Yes, but..." the twins said in unison once again, "these two keep to themselves, so we don't know them really well."

The black-haired glasses boy smiled with a light snort, "That's quite rude, actually. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, special students."

"What?" Said the tall blonde standing from his seat, "So these two gentlemen are the, not one, but two exceptional scholarship students..."

The two "special students" were currently tugging on the door handles of the suddenly locked doors.

"How can they be locked? We just opened them!" The blonde whispered to the brunette.

"I don't know but keep trying!" The brunette whispered back.

"Fujioka Haruhi and Namikaze Naruto?" The tall blonde finished.

The two fighting to get out froze and looked over their shoulders to ask, slightly frightened in unision, "Why... do you know our names?"

"Well, the way this school works makes it extremely hard for commoners to get in." The black-haired glasses boy explained.

The the corner of the brunette's open mouth twitched frowning while the blonde seemed expressionless aside from the twitching eyebrow. The word "COMMONERS" seemed to appear above their heads.

"They say it's pretty hard to get in even for a special student unless you are a studious bookworm. With just one scholarship student alone being enough of a surprise, but the both of you together, and from the same family no less, you're famous." The black-haired glasses boy finished.

The word "STUDIOUS" came in beside "COMMONERS" above their heads making "STUDIOUS COMMONERS" appear like a billboard sign to anounce it to everyone who saw them.

"I see..." Haruhi said plainly.

"Thank you for clearing that up..." Naruto said sarcastically.

"Yes." Said the tall rich blonde seeming to come out of nowhere to put his hands on their shoulders making the two somewhat flinch. "In otherwords, you're heroes Fujioka, Namikaze. Even if you're tied for number one student in the class, you're both the poorest students in the whole school."

Naruto and Haruhi stayed silent but stepped several steps away in opposite directions, but he chose to fallow after the rather unlucky Haruhi.

"Others might marginalize you as lowly civilians." Said the tall blonde as Haruhi went back the other way to stand by Naruto.

"We're not as bad as you make us sound..." The two scholarship students said with slight irritation.

"Come on. Why not?" Said the tall blonde. "All hail poverty! Welcome, paupers, to our elegant world!"

"Excuse us..." The two "paupers" said going back to the door, ingoring the tall blonde.

"Hey!" Said a childish looking blonde as he yanked the two back by their arms. "Haru-chan! Naru-chan! You two are super heroes? That's awsome!"

"Special students, not super heroes." The two said before they realized something and shouted with tic marks, "Wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN/NARU-CHAN?!"

The childish blonde ran off to where he'd been standing before hugging a pink stuffed bunny with teary eyes, scared by the two scolarship students who were now breathing heavily in frustration.

"But, I didn't expect one of the two bookworms, much less both, to be gay." Said the tall blonde holding his chin with a surprised and confused look.

"Eh?" The two said starting to sweat again from the bad feeling they were getting and looking to the rich tall blonde. "Gay?"

"Nevertheless, you are customers." The tall blonde said with a bright smile. "So, what types do you fancy?

Takashi Morinozuka or Mori: The strong silent type?

Mitsukuni Haninozuka or Honey: The loli-shota type?

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type?

Kyouya Ootori: The cool type?"

"N-No!" Haruhi shouted backing up in fear, the tall blonde fallowing, while Naruto stepped to the side a few times hugging her book like a lifeline. "W-W-We just wanted to find a quiet place to study and-"

"Or..." said the tall blonde putting a hand under Haruhi's chin and stroking underneith with one finger, "how about you try me? Wanna go?"

Haruhi shrieked before jumping back and bumping into a very expensive looking vase, knocking it over. Haruhi turned to try and catch it's handle, but failed. Naruto tossed her books and hurried to slide on her belly and caught the vase. Both Naruto and Haruhi let out heavy sighs of relief before Naruto tried standing up to put the vase back... Her legs started to shake as soon as the blonde commoner stood.

"H-Hey, Haruhi, help me! It's heavy!" Naruto shouted.

Haruhi hurried around the podium and held the other side of the vase and the two lifted it to the podium and put it back on top of it... only for it to fall and break on the other side.

"AAHH!" Naruto shouted gripping her hair on either side of her head while Haruhi stood frozen aside from the occastional twitch in disbelief.

"Ahh..." The twins said looking over the broken pieces.

"Renesanse flower vase that was the target for our in-school auction." Kaoru said.

"That's not good." Hiakru said. "And we thought we could get the starting bid to be eight million yen."

"EIGHT MILLION YEN?" Haruhi and Naruto shrieked.

"Wait." Haruhi said. "How many thousands is that?... How many thousands are in eight million?..."

"It's eight thousand thousands Haruhi..." Naruto said trying to keep from fainting.

"U-Um... A-About paying for this..." Haruhi tried to say.

"With what money?" The twins asked. "You two couldn't even afford our school's uniforms."

The two scholarship students flinched.

"What's with those tacky outfits anyway?" Kaoru asked.

Kyouya came over and picked up a piece of the broken vase from the floor. "What should we do about this Tamaki?"

The two scholarship students flinched again, straightening up and smiling nervously at the now named tall rich blonde. Tamaki Suoh.

"Have you heard the saying, Fujioka, Namikaze?" Tamaki asked walking over and sitting in the chair he was in when they first came in the room, pointing at them, with an imediate change in attitude. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If you don't have the money, then work it off. Starting today... you two are the Host Club Dogs."

Naruto held a hand over her face while Haruhi had stiffened and turned white as a sheet.

'It's terrible.' The two thought as the Host Club surrounded them. 'Mom/Uncle Pervert, we've been captured by this bizzare Host Club.'

Honey lifted a finger and said, "Poke, poke" as he poked Haruhi in the side.

Haruhi fell to the floor in a faint, waking Naruto from her own stupor.

"Ah, Haruhi!" Naruto quickly kneeled to Haruhi's side, lifting the brunette's head to her arm and patted Haruhi's cheek to wake her up. "Haruhi, Haruhi, wake up."

The brunette, though dizzy, woke and glanced at the Host Club members staring down at her before looking to her blonde cousin. "Please tell me I'm just having a bizzare nightmare that you just happen to be in too."

Naruto sighed, "Honestly, I truely wish a could."

The Host Club is now OPEN

With several tables set up and lots of girls seated at them talking amoungst themselves or to a Host Club member.

On a red velvet couch sat the Host Club's King, Tamaki Suoh, a girl on either side of him and two more on the other side of the coffee table in front of him on another red velvet couch.

"Tamaki, what type of music do you like?" One girl asked.

"Of course it's whatever you like." Tamaki answered smiling.

"I baked you some cake today. Would you like to try it?" Another asked.

Tamaki held her chin and said, "Only if you feed it to me."

"Oh, Tamaki..." The girl sighed happily.

"Tamaki, may I have a word?" said the redish-brown haired girl to Tamaki's left, "I've heard you've taken in a couple of strays as pets."

"I wouldn't call them that really, rather... Hm?"

He looked up when he saw that Naruto and Haruhi had just come back from getting a list of things they were told to go out and buy with Host Club money.

"Oh, speak of the devils." Tamaki said before calling to them. "Oh little piggy, kitten, job well done with your errand. Did you get everything on the list?"

"P-Piggy?" Haruhi muttered.

"Kitten?" Naruto muttered.

"And he hasn't even seen your whisker marks yet."

"Hush, Haruhi."

The two went over to show Tamaki what they'd bought.

"Hey, wait... what is this?" Tamaki asked confused, holding a jar of instant coffee.

"Coffee. What's it look like?" Naruto said.

"I haven't seen this maker before." Tamaki said unsure. "Is this one of the ones where it's already ground?"

"What are you talking about? It's instant." Haruhi said.

"Instant?" The two girls sitting across the coffee table from them question with tilted heads.

"Ohh!" Tamaki said surprised. "This is the type where all you need to do is pour hot water into it? The so-called commoner coffee?"

Hearing this, girls began to crowd around as well as the other Host Club members.

"Oh my, I didn't know there was such a thing." One girl said.

"So it's true that poor people use this since they can't grind the coffee nuts with the little time they have." Another finished.

The girls behind them nodded.

"Commoners are smart, I see." Said Kyouya.

"300 yen for 100 grams, huh?" Hikaru questioned.

"What an extraordinary price!" Kaoru said.

"Jeez, we'll go back and get the right kind, okay?" Naruto said frustrated.

"Sorry for not buying expensive coffee nuts." Haruhi said, equally frustrated.

"No, wait!" Tamaki said gaining everyone's attention. "I'll try this."

"Eh?" Everyone but Naruto and Haruhi exclaimed.

"I'll drink this coffee!" Tamaki declared holding up the jar of instant coffee, making everyone but Naruto and Haruhi clap. "Alright. Haruhi, Naruto, come over and make us some commoners coffee."

'Damn rich bastards...' Haruhi mentally cursed.

'They act as if he's declared a way to world peace...' Naruto thought with a raised eyebrow before going over to Tamaki.

Haruhi stayed in place to shake her head and was the only one to hear, "Oh Tamaki, you're really taking the joke to far. Such a personal favorite coffee bought by a couple of lowly commoners, that crap could never suit his taste."

"Huh?" Haruhi questioned, looking down at the redish brown haired girl.

"Excuse me." The girl said looking over her shoulder at Haruhi with fake smile. "I was just talking to myself."

"Uh..."

"Haruhi, now don't make Naruto do all the work." Tamaki said.

"Coming..." Haruhi said a bit lzaily as she joined Naruto.

"It's fine Tamaki-senpai." Naruto said. "I'll mix it and Haruhi can serve it."

"Excellent!" Tamaki cheered.

A couple minutes later...

"Let's enjoy." Tamaki said with a smile.

"I'm a little scared." One girl said.

"Father may scold me for drinking this kind." Another girl said.

Tamaki held the second girl in a dip and said, "Would you drink it from my mouth?"

"I-I would." The girl stuttered with a flushed face as the girls surrounding them cheered with hearts in their eyes.

After making the coffee, at a table for the "little devils", Hikaru was entertaining their guests with a story.

"And then he said he woke up crying from a nightmare." Hikaru said.

"Hikaru!" Kaoru exclaimed. "Speaking of that in front of others, I asked you not to tell anyone that... Why are you so mean to me?" Kaoru said with a couple tears falling from his eyes.

"Kaoru..." Hikaru said softly with their guests staring excitedly as he took Kaoru's face in his hand and brushed their noses together. "Sorry, Kaoru... I didn't mean to upset you. You just looked so cute at that moment, I just..."

"I forgive you, Hikaru..."

"Kyaa! Brotherly love is so beautiful!" The two girls cried in unison.

Haruhi sweatdropped as she passed by with a tray of instant coffee, "What are they so excited about? I don't get it."

Naruto also sweatdropped on the other side of the room when Mori walked in giving Honey a piggy back ride into the room while the little blonde rubbed his eyes tiredly.

"Sorry, I'm late everyone." The little blonde apologised to the girls he and Mori were to host.

"Honey, Mori!" One girl said cheerfully.

"We've been waiting so long." Another girl said though not really complaining.

"Sorry..." Honey said still a bit sleepy. "I fell asleep waiting for Takashi at the kendo club... I'm still kinda sleepy though..."

Barely a second of staring at him later, all three girls cheered, "He's so cute!"

"Is that guy really a senior?" Naruto asked no one while looking at Honey as Haruhi joined her at her side when she'd finished serving coffee.

"Don't misjudge him by appearance. Honey-senpai is a brilliant student." Naruto and Haruhi look up and over to see it was Kyouya who'd answered. "And Mori-senpai's selling point is his strong and silent disposition."

"Ha-ru-chan! Na-ru-chan!" Honey cheered launching himself at Naruto's left and Haruhi's right arms, almost making the two fall over. "Haru-chan, Naru-chan, wanna eat cake with us?"

"No. I don't really like sweets..." Haruhi said looking of to the side while Naruto flushed lightly.

"Then... I'll lend you my bunny, Usa-chan!" Honey said holding said bunny behind his back.

"No, I don't really like bunnies either..." Haruhi said.

"You don't like Usa-chan?" Honey asked with slightly teary eyes holding the stuffed bunny up in front of him.

Both girls blink a moment and before they could control it, "C-Cute!"

Honey's eyes go slightly wide before he smiles and hand his bunny over to Haruhi, "Take good care of it, okay?" He said, about ready to hurry back to his cake.

"Wait, Honey-senpai!" Naruto said stopping him in his tracks and gaining a curious look from him. "Um, I like sweets..."

Honey smiled brightly before coming back to take Naruto's hand and hauling her over to his and Mori's table excitedly. The girls there waiting looked at bit confused as to why Honey brough Naruto over but said nothing.

"Naru-chan, can I sit in your lap?" Honey asked.

"Sure." Naruto said with a nod.

Honey tugged on her arm, making her sit between the two girls sitting across the coffee table from Mori and the third girl and sat in her lap before lifting a small plate from the table with a couple lemon bars.

"Try a lemon bar Naru-chan, they're really good!" Honey said.

Although, Naruto had only opened her mouth to agree when Honey put the end of a rectangular lemon bar into her mouth. Naruto quickly grabbed the other end and took her bite smiling brightly as she chewed.

"Delcious!" Naruto said after swallowing. "Sweet and tangy in every right way."

"See, see? I told ya!" Honey said happily.

"Yes, yes. You told me and I'm glad you did." Smiling brightly at him. Then she felt something against her face. "Hm?" She looked up to see Mori reaching across the table wiping his hankercheif against her cheek.

"You got lemon bar jelly and crust crums on your face from the lemon bar, so Takashi is wiping it off." Honey giggled.

"Oh, I see. Thank you Mori-senpai." Naruto said with a smile.

Moru paused in his movements, eyes widening in realization a bit before finishing and giving her a nod. But then Honey noticed something on Naruto's face, something new to them but not to her or Haruhi.

"Takashi, can I see your hankerchief again?" Honey asked.

Mori handed Honey the hankerchief before Honey started suddenly rubbing it against Naruto's cheek again.

"Hey wait, Honey-senpai!" Naruto said to try and stop him, but it was too late.

Naruto could only blink at Honey, Mori, and the girls' surprised expressions before sighing.

"Go ahead, they're on the other side too." Naruto said.

Honey didn't wait another second before wiping away the makeup covering the whisker marks on her other cheek.

"Tama-chaaaaaan!" Honey shouted before taking hold of Naruto's hand and running over to Tamaki who had seemed to be brooding over something Haruhi had said, if the twins' praising the brunette was any indication. "Tama-chan, Tama-chan! Naru-chan has a cute kitty face!"

Honey's description of Naruto's birthmarks made the blonde scholarship student blush brightly and got the club members staring and suddenly snapped Tamaki out of his depression and into suprise.

"Before you ask, they're birthmarks, contrary to popular belief, not tattoos." Naruto said a bit plainly.

"The kitty face would look cuter without the glasses though." Honey said bringing the twins and Tamaki back onto the topic they were speaking of before.

"Right, my lord," Hikaru said to Tamaki, "even if you teach him the basics of being a host..."

"... in his case," Kaoru said, "he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part, you know." He walked around in front of Haruhi and reached for her glasses. "I mean, even if you take off the glasses, his eyes will appear even smaller- Huh?"

"Wait, I need those! Naruto and I lost our contacts the first day of school." Haruhi said as both twins stared at her in surprise.

Hikaru and Kaoru looked to each other before looking behind them to Naruto curiously. With Kaoru still holding Haru's glasses, Hikaru went over to Naruto and took her glasses as well, only for her bangs to fall over her eyes.

But that was easitly solved when Naruto brought her hand up to comb her bangs up out of her eyes with her fingers to look at him with confusion, "What?"

Tamaki snapped his fingers.

"Hikaru, Kaoru!"

"On it!" The twins saluted before each grabbed the wrist of the scholarship student closest to them and running out, much to the blonde and brunette's protests.

"Kyouya, call the hair designer! Mori-senpai, get a couple pairs of contacts from the nurse!"

"Tama-chan! What about me?" Honey asked excitedly.

"Honey-senpai, you..."

"Yeah? Yeah?"

"... eat cake, please."

For once, Honey wasn't as much in the mood for cake as he usually was right about now but ate anyway. "It's just us Usa-chan." Honey said to his bunny grumpily. "Everyone else is just too busy with something."

Behind a curtain on the other side of the room, the twins each held a boys Ouran uniform in front on the girls who were back to back, trapped by one of the twins standing in front of them.

"Alright, put this on!" The twins said.

"What? Why?" The girls asked.

"No questions!" The twins said before pouncing.

"Hey, wait!" Naruto said trying to push Hikaru off her. "Okay! Alright already!"

"Fine, I'll wear it!" Haruhi shouted at Kaoru.

"But both of you get out!" Both girls shouted before throwing the twins out from behind the curtain.

The twins had to hop on one foot to keep from falling flat on their faces before looking to each other in realization.

Sometime later, after Naruto and Haruhi's hair was "fixed" as the hair designer put it, they had contacts in, the two were now changing into the boys uniforms the twins got for them.

"Um, senpai?" Haruhi questioned from behind the curtain.

"Oh, are you two dressed?" Tamaki asked.

The curtain opened and out stepped Naruto and Haruhi in the boys uniforms. Haruhi's hair was trimmed a bit and combed neatly, her big brown doe eyes in clear view, and in full uniform, school shoes included.

Naruto's hair was cut into shorter spikes, much like Mori's but a bit longer (regular Naruto hairstyle), her blue eyes in clear view as well as her birthmarks since there was no sense in hiding them any longer, she had a pair of mens silver hoop earrings about the size of a dime on since the hair desaigner had noticed she had pierced ears, and, though she wore the boys uniform, she kept her red and white sneakers on.

"Is it really okay for us to take these uniforms?" Haruhi asked.

"You both look so cute!" Tamaki said seeming to being crying out of happiness. "Like a couple of girls!"

At this, everyone but Tamaki sweatdropped.

"Haru-chan and Naru-chan, so cute!" Honey cheered.

"If you're so good looking..." said Hikaru.

"... then say so earlier, eh?" Kaoru finished.

"They could both get customers like this." Kyouya said.

"Yes, just as I predicted." Tamaki said.

Liar...

Tamaki then pointed at the two girls dressed as boys. "You two have graduated from doing trivial chores! Starting today, you two are official members of the Host Club! I will personally train you into being first-rate hosts. If you each get one hundred customers to request you, your eight million yen debt will be gone."

"A host?" The girls gasped.

Naruto and Harhi hosting as well...

"Hey, Haruhi?"

"Haruhi, what are your favorite hobbies?"

"Naruto, are those really birthmarks?"

"What do you like to do for fun, Naruto?"

"Do you take care of you're skin in a special way?"

"It's so pretty."

Naruto and Haruhi were both slightly twitching in disbelief of how they could be in such a situation. They were still emabarrassed about all the stares they'd gotten during class hours because of their changes in appearance. Being new, Tamaki said it was fine for them to sit as a pair on their first few customers as hosts. But they had no clue what to do, this would be over before it even started...

"Why did you two join the Host Club?" The girls around them asked.

This seemed to bring the two to reality. Gather a hundred customers each to designate them and the debt will be gone... That was the deal.

And, just like that, they knew where to start.

"Oh my... Your mother passed away ten years ago from sickness, the same year as Naruto's parents as well?" A girl questioned sadly.

"And your parents died in a fire, Naruto? How awful..." Another said.

"Yeah." Naruto agreed. "I had my godfather for awhile, and we grew close, until he died of heart cancer four years ago. After that, I started lving with Haruhi and my uncle. Haruhi and I have always been close, so living together was easy from the get go. And the things I like to do most... Actually, it's probably best if I show you..." Naruto said, reaching into her orange and black shoulder messenger backpack and took out an out gray ipod with a set of small speakers. Hooking them up quickly, Naruto put in on a slow classical song and stood with bow and an outstretched hand to the long black-haired girl with her hair tied half up by a light blue ribbon. "May I have this dance, milady?"

"Oh no! I have two left feet." Said the girl, flacing her hands on either side of her now flushed face.

"Nonsense." Naruto said smiling brightly, taking her hand anyway and bringing her to the clear floor. "In my arms you will be a new Cinderella at the ball... and may the clock never stroke midnight..."

The girl let out a happy sigh as they began to dance. Though she instantly grew nervous and looked down at her feet when she found they were moving.

"No need to look at your feet." Naruto said gently lifting the girl's chin. "Look only at me. There's no one else. Just you, me, and all the time in the world." She twirled the girl around and brought her into a dip, giving her another bright smile. "You see, you're very light on your feet, milady."

More girls stood around the floor sighing happily, many with hearts in their eyes watching the two dance.

"Um, Naruto, may I, um well... May I touch your birthmarks?" The girl asked as she was brought up from the dip. "If you don't mind that is..."

"I don't mind at all." Naruto said lifting the girls hand from her shoulder to her cheek and gently holding it there. "You see? If they were tattoos or scars, you'd be able to feel the markings."

"I-I see..." The girl said sighing happily. "W-Would you mind if a couple of friends and I request your company tomorrow."

"I would appreciate it." Naruto said smiling. "And I would very much love another chance you dance with you again, milady."

Naruto brought the girl back over to the the table they'd been sitting at with Haruhi and two other girls, kissing her hand and bowing before they sat.

Meanwhile, back at Naruto and Haruhi's table...

"He's such a graceful dancer..." One girl still sitting with Haruhi said with a happy sigh.

"Yes, he is." Haruhi said smiling. "Dancing is just one of his many passions as well as talents. We hardly ever get time to ourselves anymore with all the work we have to do both in school and at home. We share the chores at home with my dad working and such and we take turns cooking. My mother was very skilled at cooking and she left me a lot of recipes while she stayed in the hospital. It was fun learning them one by one and my father would get very happy on days that I cook them properly. I really love those times."

"Umm... Could we request to sit with you again tomorrow?" The two girls asked.

"Yes." Haruhi said with a smile as Naruto and her dance partner came back to the table. "That'd help me out a lot."

"Why are they so popular?" Tamaki said.

"Complete naturals..." Kyouya said observing Naruto as the dance came to an end and the blonde brought her "Cinderella" over to their seats, kissing her hand and bowing before sitting as well.

"No training needed." The twins said.

"Tamaki, have you forgotten about me?" The redish brown haired girl he'd been sitting with said to gain his attention.

"Huh? Ohh! Forgive me, my princess." Tamaki said smiling. "I was just concerned for our kids there, but it seems I have no need to worry."

"You seem to have an eye on them a lot." She said. "The brown haired one especially."

"Of course, I'm raising them like my children, training them to be gentlemen like me." Tamaki liften a hand and snapped his fingers. "Naruto, Haruhi! Come here for a second."

"Excuse us ladies, the king is calling for his knights." Naruto said to the girls, as she and Haruhi stood, making them giggle shyly.

Kyouya, hearing what she'd said, smiled and took a couple of notes.

"Yes?" The two said standing in front of Tamaki.

"I'd like you two to meet someone." Tamaki said. "My regular guest, Princess Ayanokoji."

'Ah. She's the one from before.' Haruhi thought.

'Princess Judgemental-with-a-big-mouth huh?' Naruto thought from what Haruhi had told her after they'd gone on their errand and talked about the bizzare day and with the Host Club just making it weirder.

But the two just smiled anyway and said, "Pleased to meet you."

Tamaki seemed to gasp before his face turned red as he jumpted up and hugged both girls' heads to his chest and twirled around happily much to their suffocated protests.

"SO CUTE! Those shy looking faces are good!" Tamaki praised. "Good! Very good!"

"T-Tamaki..." Ayanojoki said waving her hand akwardly, trying to get his attention and failing.

"Mori-senpai, help us!" Naruto shouted.

A second later, Mori was there with Naruto's back curved over his left shoulder and Haruhi on her stomach over his right shoulder.

"Mori-senpai, you didn't need to got that far." Tamaki said before saying to the two Mori held, "Come on, come back to papa's arms!"

"WHEN DID YOU BECOME PAPA?" Naruto roared, lifting her upper body from Mori's back long enough to do so before letting her body relax once more while Haruhi just shook her head and rolled her eyes.

"Mori-senpai, you can let us down now, thank you." Haruhi said.

Mori gave a nod before setting the two back on their feet and the two went back to entertain their customers.

"EH?!" The girls at the table exclaimed making more girls gather around them. "You're godfather was Jiraiya Gamasennin, the writer of the Icha Icha series?"

"Yes." Naruto said with a smile. "He was my father's kickboxing, karate, and capoeira teacher as well as my own after my father passed away."

"Hey, wait, wasn't Naruto the name of the main character in another book he wrote?" Another girl asked.

"Yeah." Naruto said rubbing the back of her head, embarrassed. "My parents named me after the character Jiraiya's Tales of A Gutsy Ninja making Jiraiya my godfather. Even though it wasn't the best seller they'd thought it'd be, it was his first book and both my parents loved the story. Jiraiya was probably the biggest pervert anyone could ever meet... but I loved him. And there was never a dull moment around him."

"I've read it before," Haruhi said with a smile, "and I was surprised it wasn't a best seller. And I can even imagine Naruto as the 'Naruto' in the story whenever I read it. Their characters certainly match."

"Haruhi-"

"What? I'm right and you know it." Haruhi said with the embarrassed blonde with a bright smile.

Naruto could only smile embarrassed unable to think of something to argue while the girls surrounding them were sighing with heart-filled eyes.

When the two had gotten to talking about home, it got them onto the subject of what they'd be able to fix for dinner tonight. Naruto repacked her ipod and small speakers after checking her wallet for what she and Haruhi could get with their money combined. She want over to Haruhi while the brunette was searching for her bag that seemed to disappear. Naruto looked out the window and noticed something in the pond below.

"Haruhi..." Naruto said without taking her eyes off what was floating in the pond.

Haruhi looked to her cousin and stood beside her to fallow her line of vision before the two of them hurried out to get Haruhi's things.

"I thought there wouldn't be bullying at this academy." Haruhi said as they ran out of the clubroom. "This is really troublesome."

"Right now, I'm more worried about the money in your wallet or else we won't have enough for dinner tonight with just the money I have." Naruto said as they hurried down the hall. "Sure, it must've been a rich kid that has enough money as it is, but whoever did this could've probably taken it just to spite you."

"Ah, you..."

They stopped where they were when the voice made them noticed they'd passed the fake-smiling redish-brown haired girl, Ayanokoji.

"You both look so tidy thanks to Tamaki-sama, neh?" She said without looking at them. "Maybe you should fix your ill-bred nature too."

The sound of her school dress shoes clacking on the marble flooring of the hall as she walked away echoed hallowly.

"Next chance I get, I'm going to smack that girl." Naruto said as she and Haruhi searched the water for Haruhi's wallet with theirs sleeves and pant legs rolled up to their knees and elbows.

"We're not even sure it was her Naruto." Haruhi said.

"Who else could it have been?" Naruto asked.

"Anyone in the school who seems to have something against commoners like she does." Haruhi answered.

"If that were true, why didn't they take my bag as well?" Naruto asked.

Haruhi couldn't really answer that. "I don't know... But-"

"But- Nothing, Haruhi." Naruto said flatly. "I know we can't be totally sure with nothing to prove it, but it was obviously her. For what reason, though, I'm not too sure."

"Yo, commoners!" The two looked up to see Kyouya and Tamaki standing beside the pond. "You two have a lot of guts to skip club activities to play in the pond."

"Such things could make your debt go up." Kyouya said looking over something on his hand-held computer.

Naruto and Haruhi paled but continued looking through the water for Haruhi's wallet.

"Why's your bag all wet?" Tamaki asked.

"I dropped my bag in the pond by accident." Haruhi said a bit lamely.

'How could you drop your bag like this unless in was from a low flying airplain?' Naruto thought with a sweatdrop, raised eyebrow, and attempted to smile.

"We can't find my half of the food money for this week." Haruhi said.

A couple minutes later, they heard water splooshing and looked to see Tamaki helping them, but Kyouya just observed and continued going through his handheld computer.

"You don't have to do that, you'll get met too." Haruhi said.

"A little water never hurt anybody." Tamaki said . "Besides people are always telling me, I'm dripping with good looks."

Haruhi could only stare while Naruto scoffed with a shake of her head and Kyouya could only smile.

"Oh, hang on a second." Tamaki said standing up with Haruhi wallet in hand. "Is this what you're looking for?" He asked walking over to Haruhi. "What's the matter? You're staring off into space. You're not falling for me are you?" He said waving the wallet in front of Haruhi.

"No way!" Haruhi said grabbing her wallet while Naruto gave a snort.

"How did your bag end up in the pond anyway?" Tamaki tried asking again.

Haruhi didn't really answer. A few minutes later, she was in a bit of a strange... predicament.

"I guess I accidentally dropped it out the window at some point." Haruhi said.

"Oh, really." Ayanokoji said. "That must have been terrible. I can't imagine what I'd do if my bag fell into the pond."

'Why did she request me when it's obvious she doesn't like me?' Haruhi thought.

"And you actually made Tamaki search that dirty old pond water with you, how astonishing." Ayanokoji said bringing her elbows up the the table and folding her hands under her chin. "You really don't know your place, do you? You do realized he's a blueblood and not a commoner, right? The only reason he's paying so much attention to you is because you're background is unusual and he's trying to turn you and that mangy cousin of yours into a couple of gentlemen."

Her tone caught Haruhi's attention completely.

"Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you." Ayanokoji said with a smug look.

"Now I understand." Haruhi said. "You're jealous of me."

There was a pregnant pause and Ayanokoji held a look of shock before she suddenly grabbed Haruhi by the uniform, hauled her over the table on top of her, knocking over the table and breaking the flower vase of roses, tea cups, and tea kettle in the process, and screamed.

"AHHHH! No, Haruhi! Leave me alone! Somebody help, he just attacked me!"

Haruhi looked down at her in disbelief while Ayanokoji continued to shout.

"Someone do something! Teach this commoner a lesson!"

When a blonde came over and pulled Ayanokoji to her feet she was about to plead to Tamaki about Haruhi being violent until she saw that the blonde that was there was Naruto.

"Get your hands off me you-"

Smack!...

The sound echoed throughout the now silent room.

Ayanokoji stood with her face turned to the side, cheek turning red and half a step back from where she'd been pulled up to stand to keep from falling from the hit's impact. Naruto stood between her and the still downed Haruhi, eyes shadowed by her short spikes, arm and open hand stretched over her chest from making the hit. The reddish-brown haired girl slowly turned her eyes to her hitter before her head fallowed. After a moment, Naruto revealed her eyes, making Ayanokoji and some of the girls watching flinch at how the whiskered blonde's normally warm oceanic eyes where so icey and cold at the moment.

"You want violence, there you have it." Naruto said with a glare before turning to Haruhi and helping her to her feet before readjusting her cousin's uniform.

"Naruto..." Haruhi tried to say as the blonde fixed her tie.

"I told you, next chance I get, I was going to smack her and we both know I never go back on my word." Naruto said calmly.

"H-How dare you lay a hand on me you filthy inbred commoner!" Ayanokoji shrieked.

"Haruhi, I think I need to get my ears checked." Naruto said suddenly.

"Hm?" Haruhi questioned.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing sound in my ear that just won't go away." Naruto said with a smile and tilt of her head. "Perhaps it's just a stingerless brown-red bumble bee that should be squashed and put out of it's misery."

Haruhi sweatdropped. 'Is she trying to start trouble?'

Ayanokoji looked at the whiskerfaced blonde in shock, "A-A-Are you threatening me you-"

"There's that buzzing noise again." Naruto said seeming to clear her ear out with the end of her pinky.

"You foul mouth and filthy commoner! I-"

Splash!

Haruhi and Naruto blinked in confusion as water dripped from their now soaked uniforms and wet hair while Ayanojoki wrinkled her nose in held back anger at the twins holding the pitchers that held the water thrown at the three of them.

"Wh-What are you doing?" She asked the twins as Tamaki came over and brushed the wet hair from her face. "Do something, Tamaki. Naruto just hit me and Haruhi assulted me before-"

"I'm disappointed in you." Tamaki said. "You threw Haruhi's bag in the pond didn't you?"

"Y-You don't know that!" Ayanokoji said quickly. "Do you have any proof that I did?"

Tamaki lifted Ayanokoji's face to get a better look and said, "You're quite beautiful, bit you're not fit to be our customer. If there's one thing I know, Haruhi is not that kind of man. And as much as I despise seeing a lady be struck, I can't say you truelly didn't deserve Naruto's love-tap, compared to what he could've done."

"Why, Tamaki...? You idiot!" Ayanokoji said running off crying.

"Now... as for you two..." Tamaki said turning to Naruto and Haruhi. "How shall I punish you both for causing such a ruckus... Ah, I know!" He pointed to the two ans declared, "Now you must each get one thousand customers!"

"O-One... Th-Thousand...?" The two stuttered almost ready to cry.

"I've got high expectations of you my little rookie and you as well young knight." Tamaki said with a smile, gaining slightly confused looks from the two.

"These are the only spare uniforms we have." Kyouya said stepping forward, holding out a couple bags for the two. "It's better than a wet one, right?"

The two took theirs bags and peaked inside.

Naruto frowned slightly but sighed, "Can't be helped."

"Thank you very much." Haruhi said expressionlessly.

Behind a curtain the girls stood in their slacks and Naruto had her back facing the mirror as she unbuttoned her shirt revealing her white slip while Haruhi had already slipped her shirt to her elbows revealing her pale pink slip.

"Haruhi, Naruto, I brought you some towels..." Tamaki said opening the curtain.

Both girls blinked expressionlessly as Tamaki's face remained blank before he closed the curtain again.

"Haruhi... Naruto..." Tamaki said from outside.

"Yeah?" Both girls said continuing to change.

"So... you're girls?"

"Biologically speaking, yeah." Both ansered before the curtain opened and they stood in full girls uniforms.

Tamaki let out a shout looking as if he were about to rip his hair out.

"We didn't really care whether you senpais saw us as boys or girls." Naruto said. "Gender difference doesn't matter much to us."

"Right, in our opinions, it's better for a person to be recognized for who they rather rather than what sex they are." Agreed Haruhi.

"This has been a very interesting turn of events." Kyouya said.

He knew all along.

"Yeah." Hikaru and Kaoru said with Honey and Mori standing beside them.

They figured it out along the way.

"Oh, but senpai," Haruhi said smiling at Tamaki, "I was kind of expecting as much from Naruto earlier but you were pretty cool too."

Tamaki's wordless ramblings came to the halt and Tamaki brought a hand up to cover his moth as his face began to turn red.

Naruto held in a snort.

"You know, I could be wrong, but this could be a kind of start towards love." Kyouya said to seemingly no one.

However, Tamaki's red face turned blue when Haruhi said, "But it's not to bad being a host and talking to girls."

Naruto couldn't hold in a laugh anymore and Haruhi soon joined her.