Hello there, Fanfiction users!

Call me Armin, It’s not my name, but that’s what people call me! I am a writer on this amazing site, but my updates are few and far between. I am trying to update my account after about a year of absence, and I think I’ve changed a lot in that year. I’m 14, an anime/comic/book/movie nerd and mainly write one-shots at the moment until I’m confident enough to write a few of the actual story plots I’ve got stored away.

I would love to hear from any and every of you so pm or review my stories and I will answer as soon as I can! Especially if anyone has any good stories they recommend I read/ plots they want me to write about.

You can find me on tumblr under the name of Wir-sind-die-LOKI. I also have a deviantart account under the same name, but I am yet to upload anything on there. So if you're wanna you can go and check them out!

Quotes

"Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don't be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve." -Tom Hiddleston

"Haters never win. I think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end." -Tom Hiddleston

"For myself, for a long time... I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops." -Tom Hiddleston

"Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them - in order that the reader may see what they are made of." Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Rules of Writing

I Wir-sind-die-LOKI, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews . . .

What Loki is (or is not)...

Here's something that I copied from the amazing angrbodagiantess’s account because of how truely amazing it is. I decided to change some of it so it’s not identical but all credit goes to her!!!

Loki can be a cat, that has green highlights.
Loki is sometimes a woman.
Loki always gets his mouth stitched shut.
Loki is sometimes raised on Jotunheim, not Asgard.
Loki often- no very often -cries.
Loki has a sweet tooth.
Loki can birth children, and sometimes they're freaky.
Loki gets tortured. A lot.
Loki doesn't like hugs, but still gets hugged a lot (mostly by Thor).
Loki and Thanos are totally not BFFs (ignore Thanos' Facebook page, he hacked Loki's account).
Loki often loses his memories.
Loki loves Sigyn... sometimes.
Loki loves Darcy Lewis (even though he's never met her or even knows she exists).
Loki loves his brother a little too much (and maybe Thor loves him in return, too)
Loki loves all of the Avengers, at one time or another. Umm. Wait. He loves everyone, everywhere at one time or another.
Loki sometimes falls to Midgard. That whole "cube incident" never happened. Who gives a fuck about the cube? (That was totally "frak" by the way)
Loki hates Odin, but loves Frigga. (Because Frigga is BOSS.)
Loki's eyes are green. No, no, no, they're blue. No wait! They're green. Definitely green. ALWAYS GREEN!!
Loki sometimes gets stuck somewhere with Stark; they just have to learn to get along (don't pretend you don't know what that means).
Loki often has nightmares; guess who comforts him? (If you guessed 'Nick Fury', you need to rearrange your priorities and get your head checked.)
Loki loves Tony Stark the most, or maybe random women who don't appear in canon.
Loki might love his brother as much as Stark (but I don't think so; unless you're looking in the Thor fandom, instead).
Loki never has a good time when he meets SHIELD.
Loki is often carried by Thor, bridal-style (you know that's what first popped in your head)
Loki sometimes meets Jane Foster before Thor does.
Loki's skin is cold.
Loki sometimes gets raped.
Loki often gets hit by cars- or more specifically, by Stark in cars.
Loki is sometimes a child, or slowly becomes a child.
Loki wakes up early/ doesn’t sleep.
Loki can't live without Thor, even though he supposedly hates him.
Loki doesn't like Midgardian food, but likes ice cream (mint) and sometimes coffee (or maybe he loathes coffee).
Loki sometimes smells like mint (because that's how the world works. He likes green, and mint is green, therefore, he must smell like mint! No logical fallacies here move along!).
Loki is sometimes a virgin.
Loki frequently has PTSD.
Loki really, really doesn't like the Chitauri.
Loki put the Asgardian glamour on himself as a babe... or did Odin? Oh who cares, he's pretty either way.
Loki can't use his magic if he can't speak. We don't care about movie canon. You suck, canon.
Loki sometimes crash-lands on Stark's tower (yes, he has good aim).
Loki loves to turn everyone into babies/kids. Sometimes himself, too.
Loki sometimes sprouts cat ears and/or a tail, and he's so cuuuute! No wait! Stop! That wasn't...right. I was supposed to say something condescending... *Distracted by flicking ears* Err... forgot.
Loki can get bromantic with anyone. Yes, even the women.
Loki is a hilarious drunk.
Loki birthed all of his children. Angrboda who?
Loki is sometimes seen by Laufey when he turns blue on Jotunheim.
Loki is always getting arranged for marriage with his brother, or Stark.
Loki, despite being an adept sorcerer, always messes up his spells. Consequently, he has to stay near one of the Avengers. Probably Stark. Or Steve. Whatever.
Loki is sometimes a human. There's this thing called "AU"... oh, I'm not explaining it, just go read some stuff with "AU" in the description.

Me, being random decided that the best place for a disclaimer would be in the middle of my profile. I do not own anything that I use on this site except for my ideas. I do not make any profit at all and the only way I am paid is through the reviews I receive from my readers. I also do not own the pictures I use on this site and nor do I have permission to use them; so I again do not make me any profit and am only using them because they are amazing. Thank you for understanding

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So guys now onto the actually important things…

THE FANFICTION!!! So currently I've written a few one shot's from different fandoms. I also have one multi-chapter Hunger Games fic which is now on hiatus. I can't see that story coming off hiatus at the moment, just because if how many other ideas I have and how different my writing style is now. I can possibly see myself doing a different Hunger Games fic in the future- but I wouldn't count on it because I really don't have any ideas for it at the moment.

My other multi-chapter fic is a Mortal Instrument's fic. It will be focusing on the lives of Magnus and Alec through their lives together. I originally intended for it to be a one-shot when I started, but then I had some more ideas for it. This means the updates will probably be quite random until I settle into an actual pattern. I will continue with my other one-shots throughout as well. But after I have finished this fic, I will be moving onto another multi-chapter fic from a different fandom, so stay tuned!

- Wir-sind-die-LOKI