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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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I call them cookies, you call them biscuits by SpyMiss reviews
College student Alfred has a hangover and a love for homemade pastries. Luckily for him, a certain Mr. Kirkland seems to have rather talented hands. USUK. The awesome trio. Other pairings will appear. Rated M for later chapters. AU because they are humans and Arthur can bake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Denmark
Fifty by Childish Sadism reviews
Fifty minutes is all he had at first, all the happiness he could achieve. He only wanted to see him, he only wanted him to love him. It wasn't his fault, it never was, that people couldn't see what was in his head.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] - Complete
Chime by OrangePlum reviews
There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - England/Britain, America
Me and You in the Deep Blue by OrangePlum reviews
In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - England/Britain, America
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's Only Because I Love You by OrangePlum reviews
Sometimes love can make a person do some dark things. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/11/2014 - England/Britain, America
When You Wish upon a Star by marinoa reviews
It isn't easy between the two, it has never been.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
iPregnant by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England knocks up America while America is texting on his iPhone. But America runs into a very serious pregnancy complication after an unfortunate masturbation accident! That poor fetus ... UKUS/ USUK, mpreg, crack, pretty gross stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
That Time of Year by Ka no Megami reviews
*HIATUS* It's that time of year again. Your brothers are in town, and of course, they're going to dump all the christmas decorating on you. And, the idiot you called for help is sitting on the couch and stuffing his face with candy canes, when all you want him to do is knock everything off the coffee table and just give you a good fuck! Yeah, we feel for you Artie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Above the Line by Galythia reviews
Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
Star-crossed by Iggycat reviews
"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/17/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Behind the Scenes by YunaMustang reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring our beloved countries. Covers multiple pairings, ratings, genres, scenarios, really anything my active mind can create. Requests are welcomed and embraced!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rule of Thumb by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Never interrupt a geek in the middle of his game time. Arthur learns this the hard way when he chucks Alfred's game console out the window in a fit of rage. Sequel to the sequel of Geek in the Black and White.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You Know You're A Hetalia Fan If by onarwhal reviews
A list of quirks you may have as a fan of Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013
Golden Chorus by OrangePlum reviews
1950s AU, Boston. Arthur isn't picky about his clients, but there's just one person he'll never sell to: a bright-eyed blonde who won't let him out of his sight. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Cluster by OrangePlum reviews
"I think my neighbor's a serial killer. I can prove it, too."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/9/2013 - England/Britain, America
Fetish Comes First by FalteredGAIT reviews
From the moment he had first witnessed it, Alfred knew this was his biggest fetish. Call it shameful, embarrassing, dirty, raunchy, lewd or simply weird – he simply couldn't satisfy his infallible hunger for this deep, dark secret of his. Or perhaps it was normal – he really didn't care. USUK/PWP lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Shades of His Passion by Meadowlark 9 reviews
Lord Arthur Kirkland is invited over to a neighboring lord's manor following the death of his wife. Strange how the widower isn't consumed with grief, and this other lord may not be so interested in merely talking. FrUK. Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Heat of the moment by Angelicheartbeats reviews
REUPLOAD. Hushed whispers and frantic kisses, the stall door was quickly shut and locked tight. Arthur and Alfred are desperate to relieve the tension even if it is in the school toilets. They're enjoying the heat of the moment, that is until somebody walks in... Human/High School AU Teen!Arthur Teen!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A longing lust by Angelicheartbeats reviews
It's been too long since they touched each other. Now they're finally together, they want to try something a little bit new in the bedroom. M rated smut, erotic asphyxiation facial. USUK Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Proof of Existence by MildlyMiffed reviews
America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Oral Obsession by SpyMiss reviews
Alfred is sure that Arthur has an oral obsession. M-rated. Punk!Arthur. AU, humans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Last Waltz by Kuro The Dark Ringmaster reviews
Arthur becomes ill with a disease that is slowly tearing him apart, to preserve his pride he pushes the other nations away and retreats to his study in which he reads, writes and generally regrets what he didn't do with his time. There is one person he desires to see and that is to apologize to a certain young man he had hurt. UsUk, Lemon, Character Death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2013 - England/Britain, America
International Love by PixieDust291 reviews
Francis was the one that dragged Arthur to this rather strange night club. How was Arthur supposed to know that the club would give him exactly what he needed. After some alcohol and a bit of erotic dancing, Arthur was more then willing to let the cowboy practically thrust him into the wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/20/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Swallow by smuttyandabsurd reviews
Gilbert attempts to teach Arthur how to swallow. Bondage. Comeplay. Discipline. Noncon. Prussia/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2013 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Coffee by VagabondAngel94 reviews
What happens when America has too much coffee before a world meeting? Read to find out. UKUS USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/30/2013 - England/Britain, America
Small Stuck Sorries by Meadowlark 9 reviews
America finds an interesting way to finally tell the things he needs to tell England. Mostly just fluff and stuff. Minor hurt/comfort. USUK. Minor FrUK, RusAme, and FrUS. Rated T for Themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Red Diamond Heist by Zo One reviews
They were normal, carefree, and unassuming. It was their disguise. Hacker!Alfred x Thief!Arthur; Criminal AU; UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Ace of Diamonds by Galythia reviews
One chance encounter upon a train is all it takes to flip a person's life upside-down. It's no different when Arthur manages to find a seat next to an annoyingly boisterous yet strangely attractive young man, who is not really who he appears to be. But Arthur doesn't know that, and this mysterious stranger is in no rush to let him know. (Sweethearts Week, Day 2!). Implied romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
As Vast as the Universe by Galythia reviews
In the words of Arthur Kirkland: "I am not a writer. And this is not a tragedy. But if you are interested, then please, allow me to tell you the story of how Alfred F. Jones enchanted my heart. And hopefully, by the end of it, he will have enchanted yours too." (Sweethearts Week 2013) Warning: it IS a tragedy, though there is a way to read just fluff, which I have explained within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetaoni by Shengkai Wang reviews
Feliciano thoughts... (Poem)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - N. Italy
The Depths by Taxie reviews
Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
In the Music by theamericanandhisbrit reviews
USUK to music, 10 drabbles per chapter. Multiple universes, written to help my writers block. Some MA content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, America
Third Time's a Charm by BunnyOfMint reviews
Football tryouts are coming up this Friday, but Alfred can't go if he's not passing his English class. How far will he go to get extra credit from Mr. Kirkland? Teacher/student, USUK, yaoi, lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sick by MoonVirus reviews
Britain never expected to see his former colony like this... One-shot. Could be seen as USUK or Platonic!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Drawn and Quartered by homesickpirate reviews
England is being ripped apart, his heart is being torn in two directions, and he doesn't know how to escape this prison of love inside of him. Warning: FrUSUK, angst, mentions of yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - America, France - Complete
British Accents by BunnyOfMint reviews
While he is enjoying his tea, Alfred starts making fun of Arthur's accent by mimicking it. However, instead of getting annoyed, Arthur gets turned on by his mimicry. USUK, yaoi, lemon, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred, I'm Horny by BunnyOfMint reviews
Alfred just wanted to stay home and play Halo that night. It's only natural that a drunk - and horny - Arthur would show up at his door. Yaoi, USUK, lemon, oneshot. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
PruAus oneshots by Mad As A Bloody Hatter reviews
a series of PruAus oneshots. Sumarry will be changed for each new chapter. Chapter 8: Smut "Ready for round three?" Prussia asked, causing Austria to stare at him. Prussia was going to run him ragged!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Rain by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
It's pouring it down outside as England and America get rather... intimate. UKUS oneshot. Pretty much pure lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Cheri by Angelicheartbeats reviews
You'll give me your body but your heart belongs to someone else... FrUK with USUK hints. Based off the Doujin "Cheri"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Empty Coffee Room by BunnyOfMint reviews
World Conferences can be so boring. Of course, they become interesting if you put England and America alone in a room together on the conference break. USUK, lemon, oneshot, dubcon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by Mars and Kitkat reviews
'On the other hand, the thoughts weren't quite passing Arthur's mind, as he hit a particular spot in his body that sent tremors passing through his limbs. "O-Oh god, yes...!"' Alfred had been gone far too long... and he really does miss his amazing British lover. Telephone sex, UsUk, Masturbation, Lemons, Side-story to my fanfiction, "The Brit Next Door." Reposted
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/19/2012 - England/Britain, America
In Other Words, I Love You by SonataAllegro reviews
A jazz singer and a journalist are on the road to romance, Frank Sinatra most definitely included. Oneshot. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Docile by Childish Sadism reviews
If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,109 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - America, England/Britain
And Two Devious Wolves by DestinyShiva reviews
Sequel to Our Scandalous Little Rabbit. Includes references to sex, masturbation, eventual sex, including toys, and one HELL of a lot of big plot-based setup. Also, it's FrUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,349 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain
This is NOT my slideshow! by AccountPermanentlyInactive reviews
Based off a prompt in the USUK kink meme. America has a slideshow prepared to explain one of his brilliant ideas at the next world conference, but it somehow gets switched with a video of a much different nature. USUK, obviously, with small hints of GerIta because I just couldn't resist. Yaoi, so don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Calling by ipona reviews
After a long meeting, all Arthur wants is to have some fun. The fact that Francis' phone rings isn't going to stop him. England/France, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
In The Office by BunnyOfMint reviews
Alfred finds himself lusting after the new employee at his office. Oneshot, yaoi, lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anybody Seen the Sky? by vennumberten reviews
America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
How to Succeed in Business, Without Really Trying by SonataAllegro reviews
Alfred's boss, Arthur, is determined to make his life a living hell. Maybe if he can't win him over with his heroic personality, he'll have to make Arthur fall in love with him instead. Problem is, Alfred never planned to fall in love himself. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,850 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lucky Bunny by OmgPandi reviews
Every nation has secrets and quirks. One day, England finds out America's. However, England wished that they weren't so pink, fluffy, dirty, ratty, and looked like rabbits. USUK and fluff! De-anon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Honey, You're Sweeter Than Pi by seijoknight reviews
When Arthur lets his sweeter side show, Alfred can't help but turn into a big sap himself. teenage!AU, one-shot drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fandoms Do Come True by nionefignedayht reviews
America discovers the hidden UsUk fandom when in the weird part of youtube. How does Britain feel about it? UsUk, oneshot, re-typed better? smut/yaoi By Mikachi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mercilessly by ipona reviews
Some nights, they make love. Some nights, it's beautiful. Tonight is not one of those nights. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Get Caught by Ahr0 reviews
After a long absence due to financial crisis, America finally returns for the 2012 World Conference. England is surprised to see him, and the change that has taken over his former colony. Meanwhile, America is curious to see just how much the missing nation had been on England's mind. USUK; Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vouzles Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir? by Chiara Alice Vargas reviews
Francis is summoned to the bar by a drunk Englishman, and he is forced to be the one to take him home yet again lest he leave Arthur to lay in the bar, wasted and pissed. Arthur uses a really lame French pick-up line, how can Francis resist? But maybe it's just a bit too much... I have done the impossible! I have written a FrUK fanfic! /gasp FrUK, Rated M, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Double Masked, Double Idiots by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Arthur has agreed to yet another one of Alfred's trips; A trip to a DC Universe convention. However,on their way back to their room, the elevator in the hotel gets stuck, and they're forced to spend the night together. Alone. Could things get any worse? UsUk Lemons Robin and Batman Smut two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mon Ange by ipona reviews
Britannia Angel's erogenous zones are his wings. France is pleased to find this out. France/England, shameless smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Home by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
The rain was only physical. America's independence was only another lost fight. But Alfred walking away, leaving him, was what truly broke him. USUK Revolutionary War
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Titanium by ipona reviews
England still has some piercings left from his punk phase. France still finds them hot as hell. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
All In Good Fun by theamericanandhisbrit reviews
Alfred decides to take the famous Seme-Uke quiz with Arthur to see if they are actually compatible as a couple... USUK one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Cupcake by Vani Jane reviews
2P!Verse - America likes 2P!England because this England isn't mean to him and feeds him colourful sweet cupcakes. But after finding a part of a finger in one of the sweet treats, America realises how wrong he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Twisted Encouters by RainbowZombieApocolypse reviews
One-shot. America hosts the world meeting but it turns into a game of twister! Only England and Italy are left standing. Who will win? And why does Italy keep smirking like that? Rated T for suggestive themes very suggestive themes and OOC Italy. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, N. Italy - Complete
Cockblocked! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's April Fool's Day, and America plays an epic prank on England. Shame England doesn't think it's funny and withholds sex from him. So America calls France asking for advice. Of course that's a bad idea ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Goodbye, Apathy by Sully-van reviews
I've got to go. I'm sorry, but I need to do some things for me. I'll come back. I promise. I'll come home. Don't look for me. FrUk. Rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
A Photograph of the Artist as a Young Man by fishwrites reviews
Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,874 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - America, England/Britain
How To Avoid An Ex by FMB reviews
FrUk. Really, just PWP. Arthur can't stand the sight of his ex, Alfred, and hides in the bathroom with Francis. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Erotic Ambassador to the World by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America's Maid Service by SouthParkFirefly reviews
America wants to see Iggy as a maid and he gets his wish. WARNING: Lemon, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Lies Beneath by woodbyne reviews
"I wish I didn't have to know the longing of unrequited love." France muses about England. One-sided FrUK. One-sided USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hamburger Time by FMB reviews
Arthur wants Alfred to call his name for once, so he convinces the man to come home from work one night to fulfill this desire. USUK Human names used. smutsmutsmutsmutyaoismut. A little sexting, too. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Be My Anchor, Be My Moor by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK, bondage kink. "You can do it, we can help."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Simply Beautiful by Miss Lady Demon reviews
FrUk. It about how England can't see why France would love him. After all his is an ugly person and no one likes him. Why would France even pretend to love him? France thinks someone is after England. Well, that's won't do at all. Warning: Yaoi smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What I Need by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England is no stranger to pain. In fact, it's become such a part of his life that he doesn't know what to do without it. However, as time passes it becomes harder and harder to come by. Maybe America can help. USUK, non-sexual pain-play. M for Masochism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forces of Physics by XxDamned ForeverXx reviews
Alfred the quaterback has some homework to do, and the brit transfer student Arthur has to help him... what is this homework? UsUk dubcon in HS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ice Ice Baby by BonsaiBabe reviews
Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
On Rainy Days by marinoa reviews
An English boutique, right in the middle of Paris? There was absolutely nothing that would make Francis Bonnefoy to set his foot in such place. Nothing - exept the rain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Who You Callin' Specks? by BonsaiBabe reviews
Roderich finds out that Gilbert secretly wears glasses. Amusing times follows. No plot to speak of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Prussia, Austria
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Lover's Quarrel by BonsaiBabe reviews
PWP PruAus. Short story about Prussia and Austria taking their relationship to the next level. Unfortunately, it gets a little bumpy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Anniversary! by Eviltwin05 reviews
It's Alfred and Arthur's 9 month anniversary and both want to surprise eachother with something. USUK M for lemon and mild langage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Timor by KyosBeads13 reviews
The Timor Hotel seems to offer a beautiful stay for both America and England who are away on business. However as time passes, things turn for the worse as the two find themselves in a hotel with several things straight out of both of their nightmares.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
It's Too Stiff by screammealullaby reviews
Arthur insists Alfred's old suit is not longer presentable and takes him shopping for a new one. Alfred hates shopping, especially for a stiff suit, but manages to make it entertaining UsUk Warnings, inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anges en Angleterre by GoxHaya reviews
When France starts and online love advice site, he soon finds himself to be the savior for his most frequent client's love life. But as his life and King of Camelot's start to parallel, France wonders if there is more than what meets the eye. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,282 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - France, England/Britain
The Cake is not a Lie by Iggymonster reviews
Alfred gets rewarded with a sexy British boyfriend for doing a good deed. Rated M for incorrect usage of chocolate cake, plain suckiness, and the occasional adult theme. Lime. USUK; yaoi. Human names. One shot. Slut!England...sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Marmite by Jinguuji reviews
France is acting weird during a meeting. Prussia wants to know why. FRUK. Awfully sucking summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
What you see might fool your logic by ButterFish reviews
When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
yesterday, away from You by E.E. Jubil reviews
If there was one thing of which Arthur Kirkland was certain, it was that romance hated him. So it only made sense that the evil thing would eventually lead him to fall for his popular, charming, heterosexual best friend. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - England/Britain, America
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Iridescence of a Paperweight by E.E. Jubil reviews
England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
And All That Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,954 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Earl Grey by old works reviews
America glared at the offending cup in front of him. Well, to be fair, it wasn't the cup that was offending him, but the muggy brown liquid inside it. USUK Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Know by Yaoi jesus reviews
"You know I hate you right?" Francis chuckled, biting down on the shoulder in front of him, causing the writhing body beneath him to gasp. "Oh yes, L'Anglettere, I know..." Starts with FrUK, ends with USUK and sad France, crappy drabble is crap :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/18/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Must Love Cats by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Tired of his friend's supposedly dead love life, Kiku gives Arthur an online questionnaire, with orders to fill it out. Arthur does so to please his friend, and ends up in over his head when he's sent a robotic "lover", Alfred. Rated for citrus KM-De-ant
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Yeah, This City Does That To Ya by Saya-Sama reviews
Arthur reaaaaally likes Alfred's Boston accent. A lot. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Advent Calendar by Iggycat reviews
America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
You Say Tomato by OrangePlum reviews
England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
100 Themes of Love by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
A hundred different words, a hundred different aspects of their relationship… 100 words prompt, USUK. Rated for suggestiveness and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - England/Britain, America
Forgive Me by ReoPlusOne reviews
Everyone has scars. What matters is forgiving them. FrUK, very mild angst, romance, general.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Picking up a Brit in Eight Easy Steps by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Close Every Door by absolute power reviews
There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How About a Swim? by KyosBeads13 reviews
"This is definitely not how I planned the afternoon to go…" Arthur trailed off while averting his gaze to the side. A raft plays a frustrating role in a little pool time fun between Alfred and Arthur. Rated M for slight sexual content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mortal Kombat by Reigning Rats reviews
America's antics during sex. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love is War by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
When America was asked by England's boss to pick him up from a bar, he expected to be lugging a drunken Brit back to his house, not have to fight his way through a pit of punks and drag him off stage. Includes Punk!Iggy. USUK short one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Out of Closet by M.D. Off-Red reviews
The last thing Alfred expected to find Arthur in the world was the supposedly prim and sober Brit in a closet, wearing skirt and heels. Cosplaying as hobby is one thing, but cross-dressing? WTF? USxUK M-rated for saucy contents
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by KyosBeads13 reviews
A slight challenge from Alfred makes Arthur angry, which gives Alfred more than what he bargained for... In the middle of a dinner theatre. UKUS Adult content, be warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Outside Blowing a Fag by Jay1892 reviews
What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mind Your Manners by KyosBeads13 reviews
A trip to a cute cafe leads to a short lesson in "etiquette" that both Alfred and Arthur will never forget. USUK fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Songfic, one-shot/ficlet; England comforts a crying colonial America on a stormy night with a lullaby. song: "Lullaby for a Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng ... Pure cuteness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Connection by Smrtypantz reviews
Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
His Angleterre by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. “He said he loved me, Francis.” France could feel wetness on his shirt and let his hands stroke at the other’s back gently. “That sodding prat said he loved me and he was shagging that bloody oaf the whole time!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tears of England by Canadino reviews
America could count on one hand how many times he had seen England cry. US/UK. T for implied sex, England's potty mouth, and America's sexual innuendos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/19/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Burned by Blue Fire reviews
'Three years into WWIII and it's a game of who falls to their knees first.' Arthur Kirkland is an evacuee, shipped to America to escape the worst of the raids and bombings and fighting. There, he meets Alfred Jones. Together they pull through the war, and a rocky friendship might just become something more. USUK. Alfred and Arthur's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - England/Britain, America
Entity reviews
USUK. Arthur has an entity connected to him. After rough family life, he leaves to the prestigious World Academy, a one-of-a-kind educational institute where he hopes to research more about parapsychology and where this entity comes from. His partner in the department and also his roommate is Alfred, who plans to help him research and learn more, but who it will benefit is unknown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Skinny Love reviews
FrUK/USUK. Second part to The Man Who Can't Be Moved. Arthur always believed there was something to the relationship he and Francis had, but that was a tiny hope among the pain he felt. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2014 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
I Don't Want to Say I Told You So reviews
'My brother used to say when we were kids that if you ever threw a bottle out to sea, then whoever picked it up and read it was your soul mate. Sounds kinda silly, right? And yet here I am trying it.' USUK, inspired by a headcanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fever reviews
Alfred is attracted to an undeniably English voice he hears singing a suggestive song. Arthur is utterly feverous, just like the lyrics he sings. USUK. Sexual themes. Songfic to 'Fever' by Peggy Lee.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviews
USUK oneshot. Inspired by The Script's 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved'. Alfred goes back to where he first met Arthur and decides to wait until he sees him again, only to tell him he still loves him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete