Greeting my readers of fanfic! I have returned to update this profile after about two years to say that I am still alive and kicking and plan to get back to posting some of my stuff here.

I find it kind of funny that when I come to update this, the fandom I used to be into has changed. And as of currently I've taking a mighty interest in Homestuck, a long but worth while webcomic drawn by Andrew Hussie. Due to his recent Hiatus, I've been sort of jumping around the old fandoms I used to be extremely gunhoe about and remember the good ol days where I was an extreme junkie about certain couples.

Anyway, I'm basically coming back and gonna post more stories so I hope you enjoy what's to come! :3

Top 10 Favorite pairings from all the Fandoms I've been Frequently lately!

1. Dave Strider and Jade Harley - Homestuck

2. America (Alfred F. Jones) and England (Arthur Kirkland) - Hetalia

3. Germany (Ludwig) and Italy (Felinciano Vargas) - Hetalia

4. Dirk Strider and Jake English - Homestuck

5. Toshiro Hitsugaya and Momo Hinamori - Bleach

6. Ren Tsuruga and Kyoko Mogami - Skip Beat

7. Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki - Bleach

8. Neji Hyugga and Tenten - Naruto

9. Raimundo Pendrosa and Kimiko Tohomiko - Xiaolin Showdown

10. Allen Walker and Lenalee Lee - D. Gray-Man

Ways to annoy people on an elavator

1) open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out, "Group hug," then enforce it.

Ways to annoy your classroom

1. Try to develop powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Conceive a brand new language
8. Plot revenge against someone.
9. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
10. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
12.Change seats every three minutes.
13.Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."
14.Give yourself a new identity.
15. Just random stare at a friend, if they ask what you are doing say that you are giving them
energy
16. If you are walking with a group of friends randomly walk into a pole, laugh about it then do it
again
17. If your friend is talking to you randomly look over their head and say "HOLY CRAP SPIDER!"
18. If your friend whacks you for doing something stupid, then whack them back and say "It was
the Banana not me!"
19. In class start snoring without being asleep, then if the teacher asks you to stop then point to
the classmate that is sleeping and say, "It was that guy"
20. Before a test when the teacher asks if there are any more questions ask, "Am I your favorite
student?"
21. During lunch say to your friend, "Excuse me I have to make a call." Then grab your banana
hold it like a phone then start talking to it.
22. when the teacher is out of the room start singing very loudly any random song that comes to
your brain.
23. Act like a famous cartoon character all day
24. start dancing like Michael Jackson in the hallway
25. Act like a Diva, please include the demands of a latte.
26. Sing Hannah Montana songs very loudly in the lunchroom.
27. Randomly laugh evily throughout the day.
28. Be like Barney and say to every person you spot, "I love you."
29. Act like your playing DDR, Gaara of the funk style!
30.Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you’re going! Geez!”
31. Choose a ‘unique’ teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
32. Say everything really loudly.
33.Stick ‘Kick Me’ signs signed by yourself all over your back
into walls and apologize to them.
35.Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room
36. When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start ‘teaching’ the class.
37. Hug your friends randomly and say, “I’m going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.
38.Hand out detention slips to people you dislike while wearing a band labeled “Detention Monitor” (you know, like hall monitor bands?)
39.Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
40.If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob’s fault.
41.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
into the halls
43.repeat
44.repeat
45.Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
46. Act like you’re scared of everything.
47.Bring a straitjacket to school and say, “See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me medications!"
49.Say the word ‘like’ in between like every like word like you like say
50.Draw a stick figure and ask your art teacher, “Isn’t it beyootiful?”
51.Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means
52.Give a present to your locker and start singing “Happy Birthday” to it.
53.Apologize for every little thing you do.
54.Look up words that also mean ‘here’ and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.
55.If you know a foreign language that nobody else knows (This is important!) teach the obnoxious jerks in your school ‘curse words’ (well, tell them that) Instead, teach them phrases such as ‘I love you’ and ‘Will you marry me?’ (Unless the only other people who know the language are your friends and won’t tell them, don’t try this)
them say those things to each other and laugh hysterically.
57.Pretend you’re in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
58. Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
59.Whenever someone of the opposite gender (that you particularly do not like) touches you, scream, “ !” and run away bawling.
60.Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things.