All beings have a Mate, even Demons. What would happen if a 'human' learned the Mating Song connected to everyone's favorite Demon Butler? But, is this 'human', really human? Rated T for Limes, and slight cussing. *ON HOLD*

In order to make women in Konoha better prepared to become mothers in the future, Shizune and the Hokage decided to create a Program that would make them take care of baby dolls that behaved exactly like real babies. Everything seemed fine, except that the person who would have to run the first test would be a certain pink-haired kunoichi.

Scott/Vicky. Scott knows a lot about the moon.

The Original Version of a Lover's Morgue. Discontinued to be revised and rewritten.

This is a romantic and sexual pairing I wanted to see in Ouran HSHC. It was conveniently neglected and in some forums completely discredited as an unlikely match.

Fionna is invited to a party with PG in the land of Ooo where a few dreams come true, but the Prince is up to something, and Marsh is the nice guy. (Fiolee)

Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez

Romance, drama and a pinch of madness were what Vicky expected to find when she entered High School. Not an adorable werewolf whose presence alone drudges up haunting memories. Stubborn to finally conquer her fears, Vicky tries to grow closer to Scott, only to find something more than she had hoped. But will it be enough to finally set her free? The full moon draws near ...

She was everything he was not. Kind. Sweet. Loveable. He loved arson, murder, and torture. So why, WHY was he making out with Vicky Blue in the bathroom when he could easily be with someone who was more worth his time?

Boys don't like baths. Dogs don't like baths. Scott definitely doesn't like baths. What's it going to take for Vicky to get him to take a bath? (One-Shot Starts off as fluff, ends as smut) Scott x Vicky/Carpet Shock

This is my take on a monster prom fic. Main pairings are Oz/Polly, Vicky/Liam, Amira/Vera, and Brian/Miranda.

Oz has plenty of secrets. Here's a few: he's not from this realm. He's from the void, a place of true darkness and terror. His mother is the queen, which makes him royalty. And he's in love with Damien LaVey - and then he sees Vicky kiss him, right after she teases him about his crush on the same man.

this is my interpretation on the player characters who they are where they come from and how they meet as well as a basic fromat everyone can use.

What would you do to make the team run smoother?

My name is Ogino Chihiro. I was a servant girl in the Empire called Spiritino, ruled by the cold, ruthless, and vicious Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi. This is the story of how I fell in love with him. This is the story of how he fell in love with me. -HIATUS-

Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.

Tsukimi almost got Kuranosuke killed, so she sets up a punishment to make it up to him. Warning: Corporal punishment.

You can ask the Hetalia cast and my OCs any questions, ask them a truth, or dare them! Members PM them, please! Guests can ask in the comments. I only own myself and my OCs. 2P!s are here too!

/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.

MeyRin has a little secret. Sebastian wants to know, Or does he already know? Read to find out her little secret which may not be so little

Basically I'm going to put some hetalia characters in a situation where they're going to have to play the famous horror game, FNAF2. USUALLY one character per chapter. Rated T for cursing, and because it's FNAF2. No shippings, but I guess it could be perceived that way... R&R and Enjoy! (wouldn't call this horror, but they're playing a horror game so I guess it counts)

WARNING IF YOUR NOT INTO ABDL/INFANTILISM SITUTATIONS YOU NEED TO LEAVE AND DON'T BOTHER COMMENTING! SO SHOO! Rate T for all of Romano's cussing (Hey it's Romano we're talking about here xDDDD) Basically the story is Romano decides to re-raise Romano after being pushed too far!

This is my second alphabet story. 26 one shots about the twins and what they do in their spare time and all the stuff people don't see them do and other private moments. All the things in the alphabet to write about. Warnings: twincest, fluffiness, swearing later. Any other warnings will be listed in the individual chapter.

This is the story of a young neko by the name of Ciel. He is a hostile, yet beautiful kitten, with a horrid past. Not only does Ciel's life change, but this simple neko changes the demon himself as well. I do NOT own anything black butlerUPDATE: This story is marked as complete bcause i never finished it and dont plan on doing so after losing interest. I apologize in advance!

(Y f n) is a girl 12 years who is abused by her mother until her father, Sebastian Michaelis take her with him to give her everything she has deprived. However, (y f n) from the abuse, has suffered from her mother. She has got to the point to don't trust anyone. The only sure thing is that she takes the love of her father, and with the above and perhaps something more than someone

Hi! I'm your normal average everyday girl. Until this one fateful day when a car crash changed my life. Parings: SasuSaku, Hinruto, Itachi X OC, Kabuto X Sasukia (OC), and others to come. I don't own any of the characters except my OCs. Please tell me what you liked about the story. Even if you didn't like it, please tell me what I can to improve it. Rewriting chapters.

A scattered dream reconnects a long lost memory, A long lost memory soon to be remembered. Sora adventures through different worlds to get his new friend in green back home.

o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.

I knew I should have brought the bag full of kittens to the shelter right after I found them but my son has been wanting a pet and I've always liked cats. WORST DECISION EVER. They were normal(ish) for 1 week when they suddenly turned into 10 (hot) men and women for 1 hour. Every week after that the time spent as humans was extended by 30 min. and man were they annoying(on Hiatus).

The Naruto gang have come to our world and turned into cats. They meet a girl named Jasmine, whom is an otaku which scares everyone. Probably OcXKiba. T for Language. present day in our world. Beginning of naruto in theirs. Re-writing.

this is Black butler Truth or Dare ! insructions are in the first chapter ! Have fun and Review !

Five years have past since Chihiro left the Spirit World and her human life life has been a wreck. Her parents are divorced, her mom is dating a spider demon, she is bullied at school, her dad has started drinking, and she has been asked to show a knew student around the school. The only good part is who the mysterious new student is. HIATUS

It's been three years since Chihiro left the spirit world and she's become unsure if it really happened. On the first day of summer break she returned to the entrance and was drawn in, now back in the spirit world sparks fly for her and Haku. Being teenagers in head-over-heels love, Chihiro becomes pregnant with a human river sprit hybrid child, will they manage? Rated K/K for now

what would happen when sasuke uchiha suddenly became a student at Ouran?

After 14 years, 23 year-old Kaito, who has become a millionaire, decided to come back to his hometown to visit an old friend. Will this affect their relationship? Read to find out! (May become M in later chapters)

Haruno Sakura was found by Konan and Nagato when she was five, They took her in and raised her as their own, she becomes the akatsuki's princess and was trained by each and every member of the akatsuki. Read & Review

Sasuke has kidnapped Sakura, a week before the sky ninja attack the leaf. He uses her for his own pleasure; he protects her and keeps Naruto and the others away. The leaf doesn't know that he's kidnapped her; they believe it was the work of a rookie rogue ninja and are out searching for her. While sasuke does his missions she stays were she is told. BEING RE-WRITTEN.

The cute little neko Amelia is living a hard life on the streets being chased everyday and getting no food. One day she meets the handsome demon butler Sebastian and he takes her to the Phantomhive manor where she becomes a maid. She intrigues both Ciel and Sebastian who both falls madly in love with the cute girl. But what about Amelia?

The mystery of Marceline Vincent Phantomhive will finally be revealed.

This is the story of a broken flower and the boy who mended her heart. *Under reconstruction. ON HOLD*

This story describes the origins of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Note: I'm not sure why people think it is, but this is NOT a true story. It's just a back-story I came up with for the game "Five Nights at Freddy's". Please don't post saying how you can't believe this a true story or something of that manner, because it's not. Other than that, thanks for all the support, guys!

To the world he is known as many things: a legend, a madman, insane, creepy guy, Evil Noblemen, Undertaker. But to her, he was simply father. **Will involve more characters than listed.**

Who's the little Oriental girl that Lau is always dragging around? Undertaker wants to know, but the more pressing question is 'how to make her smile.' [Crack Pairing; three-shot]

Sensual Phase is going to a 50 Sasuke & Sakura one-shot Fanfiction stories, for those who love them in lemon stories. Warning! Some stories maybe to graphic for some readers. this mature content if you cant handle it then these stories are not for you. read them if you dare ;3

Even more ways to die at the hands of your favorite characters! Check out my other How To Annoy stories as well if you like Devil May Cry and Final Fantasy!

It's a Friday night and Michelle is the only person in all of London cooped up in her apartment, lonely and upset. However, her dearest best friend suggests the idea of a slumber party to comfort her, and it's an offer she just can't refuse.

Part I: Immortality is never easy; such is the case for an old and fair shinigami. Making her appearance after centuries she has one thing on her mind, but has she truly learned the meaning of love, family, and devotion? Has her mate, a being she is forever linked body and soul, learned his lesson since her absence? Before main canon. UndertakerXReader. Adult themes. (INCOMPLETE)

Ciel is throwing a Halloween Ball, and wants everything to go according to plan. With his reputation on the line, this means no mishaps whatsoever. Ciel orders Sebastian to make sure Mey Rin doesn't mess anything up this time. Sebastian must take care of her, by any means necessary. SebbyXMey Rin (Anime-verse)

The title is self explanatory. I am not responsible for any injuries or deaths that occur upon executing the actions in this list.

What if Sasuke let Sakura come with him? What would happen? What could happen? like a retell of what happend in the begining but with a twist! SASUSAKU My first fanfic

"Together with Eric-senpai and Grell-senpai, I've set up a little group to take your requests and do anything you dare us to do! That's right, you can ask us (NEARLY!) everything, and we'll see to it that it happens!" Ronald Knox is now using his new blog to take requests from his readers, and most likely, chaos will follow.

Chris and Chef put a bunch of teenagers but now their torturing countries say what you like peeps

Akaito is a neko and Kaito takes care of him. Akaito wants Kaito, but Kaito thinks he just needs a mate since all he ever sees is him. So Akaito is trying to make Kaito believe how much he actually loves him. I dedicate my first fanfiction (and lemon) to my favorite couple, Akaito x Kaito! So I hope you enjoy!

My first ever lemon, and my first fanfiction published to here. This has a plot, kinda... Kinda... Anyways, I don't know what else to put! Please review! Italy really needs to find a hobby, that isn't picturing Germany, or involving Germany whatsoever. Cause it seems that everything to do with him, leads to the poor Italian having a 'problem'.

I do not own any of the character's or anything! Please read and enjoy! .

Tiffany Connors is abused mentally and physically. Her parents beat her anytime they can, and to make it worse the Akatsuki are in her house. How will she deal with all of the pressure? No pairings yet decided but read to find out.

Mey-Rin's birthday has come up and she has had an emotional past dealing with this particular day, until a little talk fixes everything.

I don't own Naruto or the Creepy pastas! This was written for my best friend Julez and her lover/partner.

*New Summary* When Team 7 is sent on a mysterious mission to guard and old creepy mansion, their lives get flipped upside down. Strange abnormal activity begin taking place and they seem to be centered around...Sakura. (Sasusaku)

Ciel and Sebastian have been apart for too long. What happens when desire and longing is what brings them together again?

A reader insert for all ciel fans and i hope you enjoy cause this is a one shot. you want another sequal review. i am glad to have you notice my work and i hope that you enjoy my birthday gift to me.

She found her peace and happiness by sneaking out at night and meeting him in the forest. He found his by holding her in his arms, knowing she was safe with him. She was Sakura, and he was Sasuke.

School's closing and summer is opening! This was your time to sleep-in, pig out on junk food, chill with friends, wear pj's all day and not worry about homework or tests! But the moment you get to your apartment door, you find a cute, little boy by the name of Sasuke waiting and claiming that you're his mother![Reader-Insert, Drabble Series]

none of the characters or manga/anime belongs to me it's all Toboso's. Please read and enjoy!(: AloisxCiel, CielxAlois, Cielois. 3

This is my first fanfic so yeah more chapters to come! Thanks for reading, comment and share!(: *I do not own Black Butler or any of the characters*

When Haruhi is a victim of a hit-and-run, the hosts take it hard. They go and visit her hospital room to find something they didn't expect. When Haruhi's long lost twin shows up, how much pain will it cause? (An OC is in this story. Now remade! Again. Will finish eventually. I promise.)

**PLEASE READ** This story was written and published by The-Anime-Loving-Panda. I am the same person as The-Anime-Loving-Panda. I will be using this account to publish this story as well as others. It's not a proper summary, but you can figure it out from the title. The story is also going under a serious re-write so it will and should be different from the original. Enjoy!

Due to unspecified events, Kakashi Hatake is now seven years old and he'd really, really just like to go hide in his apartment please. Complete with epilogue and alternate ending!

Life does not have a reset button and neither do moments, some people realize this sooner then others and some people are completely in denial about it. When Mike is insisting that he no longer has multiple personalities, Zoey can't take living with him so she leaves and takes a bus back to her parents house. Along the way she finds herself connecting with someone unexpected.

In which Sakura tries to run and Sasuke tries to convince her that this is more than just a one night stand.

The speaker can be seen as you, and OC, or even Sakura. Though I don't see it that way. This is basically a letter to sasuke he'll probably never receive.

Wanting to prove Kiba wrong after calling him a scardey-cat, Naruto invites everyone to go out to the new scary movie. Even though Sakura is terrified of the thought of going to the scary movie, the mention of her crush's possible appearance is enough to convince her. Under a screen lit with terrifying images of monsters, what will happen? AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot!

Just a fluffy one-shot that I've been waiting forever for to post. Merry Christmas everyone! *A western take on Spirited Away*

There are two types of people in this world. The bully, and the one being bullied. Ciel was just a normal elementary boy, but ever since people began to hurt him, he wore a black cloak, the hood concealing his face. In high school, Sebastian takes a liking to the boy, and one fateful day, he saw Ciel without the cloak. He becomes one hell of a bully to one hell of an obsessed man!

I'm a full-fledged male, who got killed, just because the nearest room door was locked. Never in a million years that I thought i'd be in the Naruto World. It all seemed to be stupid, unreal, and just in fanfiction. I never thought i'd be here and be a girl, who was a Uzumaki. This is my second chance of life, screw it up and die again? Or be a ninja and live life to it's fullest?

They have both Suffered. Both were thought of as monsters. They become best friends when they were young but will that change as they get older. (The picture dose not belong to me. Site here /morelikethis/artists/336656302?view mode 2#/art/naoki-neko-343983075? sid 7fa90400)

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story idea. Key: (y/f/n): Your name (h/c): Hair color (h/l): Hair length (e/c): Eye color (Oneshot)

I saw 'How to annoy people at the cinema' on various other authors' profiles. I thought it was funny and decided it would be funny to parody it with Naruto.

Len goes out to the park and runs into a fan who starts following him. However, Len realizes he was being followed for a different reason.

This is basically my headcannon of how Lau and Ran-Mao met. Ran-Mao was a prostitute in one of Lau's opium dens back in China, and he randomly picked her up one day. Based off a headcannon a friend told me a while ago.

The Akatsuki members were in a meeting, when it was over Konan went to her room and found a mysterious door. Pein and Itachi found the key to the door, when they went inside it was a crazy universe that they walked into. Now they have to deal with another suspicious door,and the other mother. Based on Coraline and Coraline characters will be included.

Sasuke is going to leave her but she doesn't want him to be alone, even if he demands it so Sakura gives him the ultimate proclamation of love, the embidiment of great happiness. She gives him her Crystal heart. xXxCharacter death, grab your tissues!xXx

This is just a short story I wrote about Sasuke and Sakura. It might be kinda crappy but im not good at stuff like this but i want to see what you guys think. PLEASE REVIEW OR PM!

Just an parody by me, will use it as a PV, I hope you enjoy it, I dunno a good summary. Just that Sebastian's a dream (Treat) and Undertaker's a Nightmare (Trick) and the Oc could be you or anyone

A Sebastian x Ciel love story. Has a lot of lemon, but also a lot of fluffy drama.

a reader insert with...well..none other then the twin devils!

The Vocaloids are scattered throughout a dark woods, each following a different path...with no memory of each other or how they got here. Their only memory they have are their names...but with each page, the memories start to return...and a man who has no face starts the chase. Based on the song: "Slender" by VocaApple. "Slender Man, let's play again The game that seeks revenge."

Well, it isn't exactly a parody of The Ugly Barnacle. It's just where I got the idea. So, hope you enjoy!

[SasuSaku], [Part 1], [Heed warning inside], [One-shot] - Sakura was travelling home alone when she was attacked by a shinobi that had hurt her during the Chuunin Exam's. Then, her teammate arrives and helps her out by taking out the one who had hurt her. After all, he is an avenger.

Centuries ago a Pact was signed. It still binds the members of the Supernatural World inescapably. Being destined to live her life as a slave, Sakura could never hope for love and freedom. Duty or Love? Heart or Mind? Which is more important? Forbidden Love. Multiple pairs. AU. !Currently Under Construction! Edited Chapters will be marked as such at the beginning of each page!

It has been six years since Chihiro left the spirit world. She thinks about going back all the time and when her parents leaver her for two weeks alone she decides she must go back to the spirit world. What happens when she returns? Will she be able to tell Haku her feelings? What will happen when she has to go back, if Haku will let her go back?

Sakura must deal with problems that occur in only a few months of her life. After her dad is killed in a car accident, she has to deal with a new stepfather that she doesn't like or feel comfortable around. She loves dreaming, & has one weird reoccurring dream. Who is this mysterious boy in her dreams & why does he seem so familiar? What is it she can't remember?

A Reverse Pines version of the Story of Evil

More on how the relationship between MeyRin and Sebastian is developing into something "else"...

Just some random stuff about my pairing of MeyRin and Sebby from Kuroshitsuji

That's right! We're the couple you love to hate and we're here to answer all your questions that we know you want the answers to! This is the first time we're speaking out since season three!

A short story about a woman from first person perspective, she is stuck in the forest (in the slender games) and has only acquired 4 of the notes she knew to get. She is looking for her friends and wants to make sure that before she leaves that they are safe and maybe even home already. However will her curiosity get the better of her?

Hi I'm Haruno Sakura and this is my story! So I got accepted into this school thanks to my supposed aunt and all. Here's the catch, everyone is a supernatural being and I'm the only human! So that means zombies, angels, demons, and probably vamp-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES!

It all started with the promise...SasuSaku. Sasuke a bit OOC.

A GF version of Len's Embarrassing Moment

Sasuke starts his journey with his team mate Sakura. secrets are revealed. Anger rises, and is replaced by love. Rated T for violence, Sexual undertones, Swearing.

Lame title. I'm going to change it as soon as soon as I come up with something or someone has a better title. However...anyone who reads my Alejandro stories knows how odd they are...and this might be one of the weirdest yet. Alejandro/Heather fun also.

Alejandro and Heather discuss what they did wrong during world tour and make a deal for what they're going to do for season 5.

Hunted by a tragedy that occurred before, Sakura Haruno struggles to live her life like a normal teenager. But can she really do that when fear is taking over? "You can't understand my sorrow." "That's because you won't let me in" he said in a loving tone.

Sakura is a thirteen year old ninja. He mother left her when she was young and her Father beats her every day. She lives in fear until Sasuke finds out what is happening to her. Will he be able to save her or will he lose her forever?

He watched the girl tremble in his arms. "I'll do anything, just please, save my family.." SasuSaku

A/U Sakura's mother dies in a tragic car accident right before Sakura leaves for college. So what else could happen to this girl to make her life more miserable? How about a smoking hot guy that happens to be her college dorm mate. Rewrote.

Sebastian finds a basket left on the steps of the Phantomhive manor. A beautiful kitten is inside, and she has a bright red ribbon tied around her neck. One-Shot.

What if the original cast started as the opposite gender? Would the teams be the same? How pervy could this all end? How amazing would the couples be? One-shot. SoMa, LizX Kid XPatty, Black*Star X Tsubaki.

Duncan and Gwen are the perfect couple! They have so much in common that it's scary! Chris sheds some light on that and then it all makes perfect sense.

What was running through Mey Rin's mind when Sebastian offered her a new life? Poem

Crona lost his mother at a young age then he lost his father and has been living on the streets ever since. when he sees Sebastian again, what will happen? ***No Idea what the generes are.***

The Undertaker's love dies, leaving him a single father.

When Italy finds a strange factory and brings Japan China America and Germany who finds them, something happens that flings the group into a thrilling adventure main parings germany x italy and china x japan

Chihiro's parents are killed in an accident and she is bullied at the foster home. But there is a dragon who must yet keep a promise. The thing is, when will he keep his promise.

Squeal to 'Pluto'

Ciel has problems using a laptop and an Iphone.

He didn't remember anything at all. It freaked him out, but not that much. Waking up in an unfamiliar room was weird, and the monsters were, too, no doubt. But Stephano and Sasuke could stick it out together. SLIGHT NARUSASU, SHOUNEN-AI, AMNESIA NARUTO PEWDIEPIE CROSSOVER Rated T for language ONESHOT I repeat: ONE. SHOT.

There is a new hell hound this time it is Female...

Hetalians and Vocaloids meet! A scientist dedicates her life to her two favorite things, science and anime. When her creations come alive, what will happen? Read to find out! I don't own Hetalia or Vocaloid! Pairings decided. Warning: Crazy Inner-Japan!

This is basically a fanfiction about William, Grell, and Ronald as brothers. The Undertaker is their father. sort of AU.This is my first fanfiction so enjoy! Really couldn't think of a better title at the moment.

In this story Ciel talks about the top ten things he hates the most.

Ciel's instructions on training your grim reaper. *Sequel to How To Train Your Demon Butler*

Ciel's instructions on training a demon butler.

Christmas is not Ciel's favorite holiday no matter how profitable it is for the Funtom company. But you know what he hates more than the annoying lights and noise...candy canes. OK so maybe its not the candy cane its just the way Alois had to eat it

DISCONTINUED. Japan calls several countries together, to create Vocaloid-like characters for them. They will be called Hetaloids. WARNING: OOCness also a collab with Kankoku-ssi!

Just as the title says. I might make more.

This story is what happens when a Hetalia-obsessed teen decides to live out her dreams on Sims 3.

Raven has a disturbing dream. What does she do about it? Our favorite Mage merely shrugs it off and goes back to sleep. ONE SHOT!

You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not! Heather and Courtney finally tell Duncan and Alejandro how they really feel about them!

i beased this poem on one of my fav anime charas 'sebastian from kuroshitsuji'

10 ways on annoying Ciel Phantomhive. Merry christmas to all and i do not hate him i just thought he would be funny to torture

SEQEAL to Haruhi and Honey's secret romance Haruhi and Honey are married and Haruhi's baby is born and now we have a look into there crazy and loveing life together!

Congratulations! You have successfully purchased an HONDA KIKU JAPAN Unit! In order to help you unlock your unit's full capabilities and for your safety we have provided you this manual. Reading is highly advised for safety of self and property

After a lengthy hiatus, I'm BACK for some more Kuro-crack fics. This time, it's the very very very anticipated Druitt's User Guide! Read to find out how you can safely dispose of this incredibly annoying character. :

Sakura lives in isolation, afraid of her own shadow. It's close to Halloween, and the chill in the air gets to her bones. She has a visitor. . .is it real, or is it fantasy? Has her mind finally slipped? Rated M for horror/violence/sex/slight rape.

Sakura fails a seduction mission and instead gets raped, as she walks back to her room, someone unexpected finds her, and kills the man who hurt her, after all - he is an avenger.

We at Crypton Incorporated believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!

We at Zero-G/Crypton Incorporated believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!

A humorous observation of the Kuroshitsuji characters in the mini society that is high school. A bullied Grell, the sexy Sebastian, an annoying Alois, and many more in the eyes of the new girl.

This is the story of Sally's life. When she saw Jack for the first time, the secret she finds about her creator, the first Deadly Nightshade poisoning, and Sally and Jack's first offical meeting. It takes 1 to 2 years before the movie. Told in her POV.

Exactly what it sounds like. At your own risk. How to annoy each Organization 13 member.

The twins find Haruhi's diary and find out shes inlove with Honey-sempia and then Honey invits Haruhi to hang out with him at his house! Then things heat up between these two love struck teens! Honey's inlove with Haruhi to! Now he's makeing his move!

Ever wonder where different monuments are located on America's human body? Read this for the answers!

...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.

Ciel is continuously being bullied and beaten at school, is there no one who can save him from this terrible life? SebxCiel, AU, lemon, a little angsty.

As requested by AznRoll! Want your own curry machine? Read this guide! Note: I've decided to definitely make a sequel to Kuroshtisuji Robot Epidemic! Keep an eye out! xD

The Undertaker only asks one price for his rumors, but it seems the Phantomhives are running short on humor.

As requested by one of my readers! : I'm slightly disappointed with this one, cause there's not a lot on Finnian...but I tried! Suggestions are EXTREMELY welcome!

OMFG I LOVE DROCELL! Hugs and kisses to change-of-hearts, for being a Drocell fan! Wanted to own your private puppeteer? Read this guide to prevent him from changing you into a puppet!

I'm terrified of spiders...and I don't understand how fangirls can love a spidery William's cousin wannabe. But the customers like this model, so here ya go! Claude Faustus's User Guide! the self note...means a possible future fanfic!

You asked, so you shall receive! The William T. Spears unit is now out and has sold 2734638294 models already! Gosh...our company really makes a lot of money off fangirls.

Ok, ok, I know how everyone's been requesting this one: the long awaited, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS unit! Since we know this model is going to be sold out in a matter of minutes...free shipping and a 10% discount is given to those that review!

NEW: The Anime Unit Company is now selling a special, limited edition model: UNDERTAKER! This lovely unit, suggested to us by Sonata and ShinigamiLullaby, is now on sale! This guide is essential for maintaining your Limited Edition unit; enjoy!

Yes,I know, you rabid fangirls are so extreme as to actually want a 14 yr old psychopath. I am very disturbed by you people, but as the CEO of the Anime Unit Company, what you want, we give. Read this guide to avoid an early death from Alois Trancy.

Yes, we all love that crazy crossdressing shinigami: but can you imagine OWNING him? As in, having him live in your house? Dear god...either you're a diehard fan or you just want to commit suicide in an interesting way.

Ever wanted to own a CIEL PHANTOMHIVE unit? Read this manual NOW to learn how to take care of him! Inspired by whoever started making these brilliant guides...I think the original was for Lord of the Rings.

Katelyn, an average 15 year old girl wakes up one morning to find a bunch of kittens at her doorstep, but their just normal kittens right? Wrong, it turns out to be the cast of Soul Eater! What happens to them all? Will they ever make it back home? R&R!

It's Naruto's sixth birthday and a nervous Sasuke gives him a handmade gift. Neko AU. Naru/Sasu. Sequel to "A Child's Gift"

When society shuns him for being different, Ritsu feel like the world has come to an end. Will his friends help him through, or will life become too much for him?

You, Takahashi Shimizu had a dream. In your dream, your least favourite person kissed you! And that guy is the one and only Uchiha Sasuke. You don't hate Sasuke just dislike a little because he always ignored you. Warnings: OOC, Reader-insert.

A small collection of requested reader one-shots. Complete! Inside there is a Naruto x reader, Itachi x reader and Sasuke x Reader.

Sakura is Sasuke s secretary. in order to get her way, she has it with him, but in the end can they find something more? love? Lemon lemon lemon

Bonfires, bullies, brothers and bunnies. Little Naruto has wouldn't know what hit him, meeting a real live angel on top of it. Sasu/Naru Chibific

So this is just a short love scene with Sasuke wow i can not believe i wrote it yes it is a lemon, so those who don't like them beware. so ya enjoy

Sasuke Uchiha X Reader. A Two Part Ficlet.

SasuSaku. One-shot. Contains gore, rape, and smut. You have been warned.

Sasuke kills everyone on Team 7 except Sakura. She was there to witness all their deaths and now she wants revenge, but she can't get it cause she belongs to Sasuke now. SasuSaku Lemon Rape Gore Karin Bashing

Exactly what the title says. 31 ways to annoy everyone's favourite demon/butler. Please read and tell me what you think

Sakura wakes up in chains, and a mysterious man from her past is getting his revenge using the only way he knows. Bondage! Warning: contains bondage, rape, coarse language and intense amounts of lime. Be afraid, be very afraid.

He should've known this would happen. It was a family curse, almost a tradition. And he, being THE Uchiha Sasuke, just HAD to be curse-proof, right? Now if Sakura would just stop petting him, he could propose and get his good old body back. He hates cats.

Sakura is on a mission, searching for Sasuke and bring him back. They finally meet after his and Itachi's battle...how does Sasuke feel about all of this, what does he do? SakuSaku Oneshot...Lemon Rape

Sakura thinks she's alone, but she's not. Sasuke comes to pay her a little visit. Warning! This is RAPE! Mature content! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Each chapter will be 13 ways to get on an O.13 member's nerves! Enjoy!

Because of a fateful night in the forest when she was 7,Sakura must now deal with two half human,half neko brothers who think shes their kitten. And did I mention they're BOTH really hot? SasukeXSakura,ItachiXSakura,SasukeXSakuraXItachi.Rating might go up

You're like a cheap toy..' says Sakura father in the middle of beating her in a dark alley.. and all cheap toys... eventually break... on there own.. or by there owners... Sakura Basher: warning: abuse, cursing, and mild suggestive themes. R&R plz!

She felt like a vault that had been broken into, with all of its contents stolen. And the thief was Sasuke. [SasuSaku rape]

Just like the tittle reads. I go around annoying the kingdom Hearts cast. Annoyed:Riku, Sora, asnd Axel! Victim: Roxas! Please R&R :

A poem of someone waiting for their prince Charming.