AN:

JK: Okay, overly done, I know. But, I couldn't resist!

Disclaimer: I own nothing

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-13 Ways To Annoy Xemnas-

1. Run around his office screaming and giggling like you're insane

2. Ask Demyx to play his sitar outside of his office while he's working

3. Replace his newspaper with Xaldin's magazine

4. When he's in sitting in his favorite chair, run over to him and say Saix desperately needs him. When he leaves, steal the chair

5. Meow at him when he walks down the hallway

6. Spray-paint his room pink and blame Marluxia

7. During a meeting, wave your hand in the air screaming, 'Pick me! Pick me!' When he calls on you, say, 'I forgot.'

8. Wait for him to start drinking his coffee in the morning and then state casually, but loudly, 'You know, you and Saix make a great couple.'

9. Sit on his desk and stare at him with wide eyes for two hours

10. Put a rabid weasel in his desk and blame Demyx

11. Play Karaoke Revolution when he's trying to work. Sing loudly and off-key

12. Steal everyone's weapons and hide them under his bed

13.At ungodly hours of the night, call his name frantically and insist that he come quickly. When he DOES come, ask him if he slept well.

-Xemnas's Reaction-

Xemnas stared at the list before him and twitched in horror. One of his Organization members put it up, and when he found out whom they would pay dearly...

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AN:

JK: Heh, heh. I know, I know. Overdone. But, I couldn't resist! Next is the Freeshooter!