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One day Japan was visiting America and they decided to go to Yellowstone National Park….

"Hey! Japan~! You gotta see this!" America exclaims, pointing excitedly at a geyser. "What is it?" a very confused Japan asks. He had spotted a strange thing on America's neck: a pimple. This was unusual, especially because America usually has an impeccable complexion. "What? You have never heard of Old Faithful?" America asked completely dumbfounded that his usually knowledgeable friend hadn't heard of something so awesome. Japan cleared up America's confusion, "I'm not talking about that. You have a pimple on your neck."

"How big is it?" America asks, blushing. 'Oh shit! I bet he's talking about Old Faithful!' Japan musters up his courage to ask what he considers a very embarrassing question. The pimple was very tempting to pop, especially since Germany's OCD seemed to have rubbed off on him a bit. "Can I pop it? I-I mean…" The Japanese man stutters. He settles on just going ahead and popping it. "Nooo!" America dramatically yells as Old Faithful explodes. People immediately start taking pictures of the geyser. Japan, now both embarrassed and amused, asks, "America… where is Old Faithful on your body?"

"…You just popped it…" America says, looking away and blushing.