I just finished taking one of the most boring midyears (tests) of my life.

"Write a 4 paragraph essay on how nature affected your life."

Hmm, let's see, I once saw a large raccoon serenade my garbage can. And then proceed to make out with it.

Yes, that was absolutely a life-changing event.

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Owner's Guide and Manual: Finnian

Aww, it's the little blonde guy! Ciel uses him for dart-throwing practices (meanie!)

Your adorable gardener comes with:

1) Plaid pants

2) Plain top

3) Straw hat

4) Red bobby pins (3 pairs)

5) Gardening tools (Supplied by Phantom Funware Company; email us for replacements)

We are not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by our units; in addition, our main mechanic and chief programmer, Mizuki, has gone missing. Repairs are currently unavailable.

To remove your Finnian unit:

1) Get a Sebastian unit to remove him.

2) Tell Ciel he can throw darts at the box. (Finnian unit may be slightly damaged and upset)

The modes your gardener comes in:

Normal: He will destroy your prized rosebushes and trees, and then sob when you scold him. But that won't last really long; he's so adorable that you can't help telling him it's okay.

G.D. and T.O.P's love child: This is only available in the KOREAN edition: Finnian can perform "Lies" and "Haru Haru" in this mode!

Uke: I guess there's no discussion about who's dominant tonight.

Bardroy's Bitch: Oh God Finny, you poor little boy! Actually... I think some fangirls may be envious of you.

Jobs:

1) Pathetic Gardener: Sorry...Finnian's just not very good.

2) Giant Dog Tamer: Got a vicious doggy you can't handle? Its fire breath burning your house down? Leave it to Finny: he's absolutely awesome. In fact, he should be the Clifford Whisperer (God...that brings back so many memories from kindergarden)

3) Angela stalker: I dunno why you would want to stalk someone who is obviously two genders.

Food:

Finnian units eat almost everything; you don't have to worry. He's not picky.

Cleaning:

Yeah, you can clean him. He'll be very embarrassed though.

Questions and Answers:

Q: Uhhh...how old is Finny? Cause I don't wanna seem like a pedo.

A: In the anime, the fans approximate his age to about 16 or so. However, to overlook this problem of him being a "minor", we have made his age 18.

Q: OMG he's a GREAT ballerina! I paired him with William and Drocell!

A: WOW, REALLY? I guess you've unlocked the secret girly mode he has.

Q: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MIZUKI?

A: Who knows...you'll have to check Kuroshitsuji Robot Epidemic to find out!

T.T Why do I have this feeling that Finnian's didn't turn out so well? Maybe it's because he's a minor character?s