Slay the monster, solve the riddle, save the princess. Fairy tales are straightforward except when they're not, and when a Trouble brings them to life in Haven, 'not' is the most likely outcome.

As inseparable as Arthur's and Merlin's fates are, his own and Merlin's are in their own way inextricable. - Set during 04x02

Duke tries to teach Nathan to meditate. Set season 4 after 'The New Girl'.

There are no secrets between them. Except one. Lancelot/Merlin.

A new trouble emerges in Haven, and Audrey's got her hands full. Nathan's not sure what happened to him and Duke. He just hopes that, in the morning, he'll still be able to feel Duke - icy cold toes and all. kid!fic (pre-slash)

Both Merlin and Arthur are struggling with feelings for each other which isn't helped by their increasing 'happy dreams.' Are the dreams connected? And will the pair realise there is more to their destiny? - A Merthur fic set just after Series 4.

Earthborn, lone survivor and hero of Elysium, John Shepard was ready for anything. Falling in love with a man was not on the list and what's even more shocking is his enthusiasm. Kaidan/M!Shep, Garrus/Tali and more! AU in some parts. Chapter 1 edited!

"What's Christmas but a time for reckoning up all the folk you've lost and finding you've met none who can replace 'em?" Years after the events of Serenity, Mal is losing sight of everything except his old demons, and it'll take some pretty singular events to wake him up. Inspired by "A Christmas Carol." Pairings: Mal/Simon, Zoe/Wash, Kaylee/Inara. Unrelated to my other stories.

If a mercurial Celtic deity had to pick anyone in town to argue for Duke's life, why in the hell choose Nathan? Nathan/Duke.

After his engagement to Kurt implodes, Blaine finds a new path.

Sometimes you have the perfect fairytale relationship. And sometimes you realize you're in love with your best friend right before he asks you to be the best man in his wedding. [Made of Honor AU]

After Kurt ends their possibly premature engagement, Blaine wallows in misery at Sam's apartment for so long that he ends up living there. And then they start a band together. And by the time they end up at a high school reunion party, everyone has formed an opinion about their relationship, except Sam and Blaine themselves.

Thorin had his throne, his nephews, his honour, and wealth beyond belief. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin's heart. On Hiatus

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

Duke's boat has the best view in Haven. Duke/Nathan fluff.

First, there is the rage, like nothing Arthur has ever known. It's hot, hotter than anything, hotter than the kitchen ovens and the blacksmith's forge and dragon's breath. It fills him to the brim and carries on, washing over him in waves that scald, and, as Arthur looks around him at the carnage, the man at its centre, he has no idea how he is ever meant to let go of it.

He loved his companions, yet he always lost them in the end. So what more could the Doctor want than an immortal friend who would never leave him? This is the story of the Doctor and Captain Jack, from the beginning of the universe to its very end. (Semi-platonic Doctor/Jack, character death)

Prompt: Based on the 4x18 rumors There's a shooting at McKinley. I don't want anyone to die, but maybe someone could get hurt (Blaine or Sam) and the other is just beside themselves. TW: School Shooting

Kili knows. Kili knows that Bilbo knows. Kili knows that Bilbo knows that he knows. He knows and he wished he didn't know but he can't help but know and it hurts. warnings: not a happy oneshot. Bilbo/Thorin & Bilbo/Kili

The moment Thorin realizes that he wants Bilbo to be his Queen is the moment that he vows to help get the dwarves' home back.

Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. A little (and slightly intimate) moment at camp somewhere between the Trollshaws and Rivendell, in which Bilbo learns the practicality of Dwarven hair braiding—in other words, Fili seats Bilbo down and braids his hair. (Companion to 'Remembering a Mother') Fili/Bilbo

Arthur has called Merlin his "baby boy" ever since they were toddlers. Merlin never really questioned it. It was simply the way things were. But when a new kid named Gwaine arrives and stirs things up, Merlin finally learns that the name has a deeper meaning than he originally thought...

Kaidan wants to confess, Shepard doesn't get it...

Kili is in looove. Fili isn't sure what to think of it. Fili/Bilbo/Kili.

Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme

Fili and Kili braid Bilbo's hair for fun. Thorin does not approve. No real pairings, but Thorin/Bilbo implied.

John Shepard lost everything, his lover, his status, his friends. And fully planned on dying in obcurity, till someone unexpected shows up and reminds him who he is. John goddamn Shepard! Also Vega/Shep

mShenko FanFic for Vanderloo, who won my follower contest on Tumblr. This is a AU fic set hours before the ME2 Suicide Mission. High paragon Shepard who romanced Kaidan in ME1. Shepard & Kaidan both deal with their feelings after their confrontation on Horizon.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

Two years ago Kaidan Alenko was branded a traitor and vanished. While building his team to stop the Collectors Shepard is given the dossier of a human biotic seen travelling with a talking geth last seen on Ferris Fields. MShep/Kaidan, Steve/Robert

Shepard, a high-ranking Cerberus agent, is sent to capture humanity's first Spectre Kaidan Alenko after he receives a vision from a Prothean beacon on Eden Prime. Turns out, the vids do him no justice — and Shepard finds himself struggling with his loyalties. Written for ME Big Bang. Illustrated by Sammvitch.

There are many moments in Shepard's live which had given him reasons to live. But there was only one man Shepard wanted to stay alive for. The problem is that he doesn't know if the man feels the same. Originally written for MassEffectKinkmeme. M!ShepXKaidan. Rated M just in case. Set during ME2 and ME3 Post EC-ending.

Merlin must truly believe he's an idiot if he thinks Arthur doesn't know his secret. The trick will be getting Merlin to admit it. But Arthur has a plan, and as far as he's concerned, Destiny can kiss his royal arse. [pre-s3, magic!reveal]

Arthur, whist walking through the forest meets a young boy who is being abused by his 'owner'. Although broken they both change the other for the better but the relationship that ensues surprises them both. Arthur/Merlin and Gwaine/Leon.

"Give us hope and a fighting chance. Hell, the Reapers better watch themselves." Every hero needs a hero every now and then. And Kaidan is exactly what Shepard needs.

COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.

KinkMe Merlin Prompt: "Ealdor often has feasts where people sing, dance and play instruments so Merlin has to learn how to play and instrument/sing/dance at a very young age. During training he discovers it's a great way to keep his magic under control. Years later in Camelot, a feasts' entertainment goes wrong and Merlin saves the day."

Arthur is possessed by a demon which needs to be driven out by very specific methods. Inexperienced Merlin seeks help from Gwaine who's been around the block a few times. Gwaine/Merlin/Arthur but Merlin/Arthur centric and endgame. Warnings for explicit adult content, dub con, sex while under the influence of an enchantment, OOC needy!Arthur.

"You heard. Put. It. On." Hesitating for only a moment, Merlin lifts his hand and places the gleaming crown of Camelot on his scruffy, irreverent peasant's head. He smiles, white teeth even and perfect and— Arthur blinks. This was a very bad idea.

Merlin fell asleep on Arthur's bed so Arthur felt the need to punish him. Too bad Merlin felt like punishing Arthur as well.

Written for Mass Effect kinkmeme. A drunk competitive contest between Shepard and Garrus goes too far.

So seldom do words fail me. But this moment happens to be one of them. Whether it's the look of the clothes he's wearing or the look of his wild hair, I couldn't tell you and I don't care to know. All I want to think about is what I'm going to do next.

Merlin's first day working at an ice-cream stand on a private beach takes a complicated turn when he meets the owner's son. Merlin/Arthur, Slash, Romance, Ice-Cream, Food!P0rn, Modern AU, Collab written with Marguerite 26

"You must be terribly bored tonight, sire. You've been looking at me all evening, haven't you?" Contains heavy slash. Fixed, this should be accessible now.

Shepard and Garrus finally consummate their affection. M for slash ShepardxGarrus. Oneshot.

Canon era AU, M/A. On the Mercian border, Arthur is separated from his knights and trapped in a place that seems to balance between dream and reality. To regain his freedom he must put his trust in one of Lord Bayard's men - a man named Merlin.

Merlin has fallen under a spell. Arthur and Gwaine attempt to wake him. Arthur/Merlin, Gwaine/Merlin

Mal is injured and alone in the infirmary with Simon. Mal's current state makes it possible for hidden feelings to come out and be acted on.

An event took place over the summer that caused a rift between Ryan and his family and plunged the young man into an endless sea of despair. Troy intervenes and vows to save Ryan, but will his love be enough to keep him from drowning? Angst. TxR

Warning: Mal/Simon slash, NC-17 for sex. Simon has always been skittish when they're one-on-one, and Mal is beginning to understand why. They're breaking down some strongholds of the past. Posted on lj forever ago

Merlin and Arthur, a short story inspired by "Three" written by TheBird.and.TheBee. If Merlin was so uncomfortable with the whole incident, how can Arthur make him understand how appreciated he really is?

"What's this about, Arthur?" Merlin's eyes were drawn towards a large wooden table. At each of the four corners, rested a leather strap, obviously made to bind around a person's wrists and ankles.

Arthur get's enchanted to want his heart's deepest desire, no matter what the consequences might be. Warning:contains violence, a bit of dub-con and malexmale with a happy ending of course :

A nursery rhyme that just begged to become a story... Slash in case you were wondering.

Merlin can't stand the winter, and Arthur can't stand to see him cold. Oneshot

Just when it couldn't get worse the fates find a way to make it just so. Someone is determined to make the Pendragon's pay for their crimes against magic, even at the expense of others. Set after S4E2. First in the "Different Path" series. Slash/Mpre

And then Arthur's hand landed heavy on his shoulder spinning him about and Merlin did the first thing that came to his mind. He shoved the key down the front of his trousers. Set after the wrestling on the floor sans trousers scene in 404.

Five times Gwaine interrupted Arthur and the one time he didn't or two . Slash in case you didn't figure that one out.

Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.

COMPLETE [Merthur] Merlin gets himself turned into a cat, Arthur's befuddled, Morgana's bemused and intrigued, the knights somehow gets involved in this mess playing matchmakers and Uther is not amused whatsoever.

Arthur is obsessed with his fingernails and it's Merlin's job to keep them perfectly neat. Merlin doesn't know why he's so fussy about them, but then one day it all becomes clear. Canon era, oneshot, PWP, explicit adult content.

Arthur has been trained to never show weakness. But Merlin has always been Arthur's weakness.

Title: Pyen Juh Duh Jiou Cha Wen Word Count: 1,294 Fandom: Firefly Warnings: Language Characters: Malcolm Reynolds, Simon Tam, River Tam Ships: Mal/Inara, Mal/Simon Synopsis: Mal and Simon 'bond' over Mal's latest stitches.

/SLASH/ Mal calms Simon down after a scare.

Humorous crackfic about the whole crew. Half the crew gets de-aged to 5 yrs old with no memories. The crew members who are still adults - especially Mal - have a hard time dealing with the kids' new personalities. Quite cracky. Don't like, don't read.

Merlin is to spend a night in the stocks. Arthur doesn't approve.

After Merlin is rescued from captivity, he struggles to figure out Arthur's strange behaviour, while Arthur has a difficult time coming to terms with what he almost lost.

Three months after her disappearance, Morgana returns to Camelot with a hidden agenda, but she's not the only one keeping secrets, and a series of unintended revelations forces her, Merlin & Arthur on an intertwined journey of revenge, redemption & love.

Merlin and Arthur met when they were eight years old. This story follow their 'friendship' trough the years.

Merlin/Arthur slash: Gaius takes on a new apprentice. Arthur's not amused.

Simon accidentally lets it slip that he's sly. Now his crush on the Captain is tested when Mal appears to flirt with him at every possible turn. Mal couldn't be serious, could he? Simon/Mal, minor Kaylee/River, Zoe/Wash, Inara/Nandi. Complete.

We'll make everything all right again, Kaidan. Wait for me and I will come back for you. John Shepard/Kaidan Alenko. ME1/ME2. Slash. A brief look into what could have been.

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life

In the end of ”War Stories”, Simon is stitching Mal’s ear back on it’s place. Some interesting development ensues. Finally. Mal/Simon slash oneshot

Prince Arthur's diary during the events of The Dragon's Call. HUGE amounts of innuendo, Arthur/Merlin preslash.

Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.

Merlin and Arthur discover their destiny through words and deeds. Arthur/Merlin. WARNING: Descriptive Violence, descriptive m/m sex, angst.

But as of late, Arthur had been sinking into these moods more and more frequently. This had been going on for several weeks now. And it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that Merlin was dying. Except that it had everything to do with that fact.

In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.

The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.

Sometimes Merlin doesn’t tell Arthur who he is. MerlinArthur, future fic.

Mal just likes messing with him. Mild Jaynestown spoilers. Pre-slash, Mal/Simon

Paper planes can be allegorical. A long oneshot. Tryan.

-SLASH, one-sided Tryan, Chyan- Troy wants to deny it and is, therefore, on denial. So says Gabriella. But there’s really nothing to deny. He can’t be in denial if there’s nothing to deny. Because he doesn’t like Ryan Evans one bit.

Like the title suggest. Tryan.

The Alliance turn up on Shadow to give the farming community a hand. AU. SLASH. Mal/Wash.

Mal and Simon play in the snow. Slash. Rated for naughty words and semi-graphic sex.

Random Mal/Simon slash piece. What have Idone? This is both fluffy and angsty, you have been warned.

OneShot. Shameless MalSimon. The crew is relaxing, and during a game, Mal is teased into action, surprising Simon and himself. Yes, there are smoochies... :P

MalWashSimon slash. An AU PostBDM. Mal is angry, Wash tries to cope, Simon wants to help.

Mal knows there’s no future lamenting over the past but when he sets eyes on Simon again, three long years after the doctor left, he’s not about to let that stop him. Written for the Christmas eve challenge put out by the slashgalore list.MalSimon slash

SimonWash slash. Their relationship through the series and straight to the end of the movie. Major spoilers for both as this story follows cannon exactly. Slash and character death.

Simon contemplates his feelings for Mal while he lays on the opporating table

An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realise that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can't crawl, there's those that will carry you. MalSimon hurt comfort.