An AU story. What if Rose stayed with the Doctor through Doomsday? What will they do stuck in 1969 without the TARDIS? A reworking of Blink, from season three.

After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.

This story is based on a single photo. Bella Swan is a photographer for GQ magazine. After years of heartache and heartbreak, was she ready to give love a try again? And would a pair of Green Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs be her undoing? AU/AH **Nominated for twifanfictonrecs Top 10 Completed Fics for April**

Sirius took his godsons from the wreckage, saw the mark on Harry's face, and sought a way to make the boys identical once again. Yet another take on the twin-fic trope. Heavily-implied Sirius/Loki slash. Oneshot, complete, don't own.

What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.

Hermione returns to her true home to discover that things have gone awry while she was away helping the wizarding world in England. A prophecy and a girl empregnanted by a vampire are just the tip of the iceberg in this puzzle that they must deal with. And with the help of her friends, she'll be able to do that. Twihard warning! If you're a Twihard, you might not like this story.

An early excerpt: Hermione looked up at the man and woman in surprise when she answered the door. "Father, Madame," Hermione greeted the two respectfully despite their outdated clothing. "Is there something you have neglected to tell me, Severus?" The woman asked her companion. The man scowled at her and Hermione.

The lonely Duke of Devonshire finds a battered beauty on a country lane. When this overlooked 'country nobody' turns out to be anything but, the ton is in for a surprise! Please Review And Tell Me What You Think **Now ReUploading A Cleaner, Edited Version!**

There's an evil from another universe, not parallel but completely different and separate. They found our universe and they want it. This is what happens instead of the happenings of The End Of Time. Eventual crossover with Firefly. PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE THIS STORY BY THE FIRST CHAPTER. It is only the FIRST chapter after all, with many more afterward.

A late, anxious patient. A compassionate nurse. What happens when comfort becomes something else?

Darcy Lewis was just an intern looking for six science credits. It's amazing how fast things change. This is the story of how her life gets completely reorganized. Set in the same universe as "Widow's Choice".

Sometimes a mother just has to meddle, and this is one of the times that it's for the good of the universe. (One shot)

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Friendship is a funny thing...the story of the bond three people form. Lucius POV. LM/HG/SS Rated M for subject matter. Mature readers ONLY.

It is truly amazing how having a little love and understanding can change things so dramatically, even if some things never truly change. Taser Tricks, don't own, complete.

"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.

What you see isn't always what you get. By all appearances, Masen lives the life of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. He's living the dream that has turned into a nightmare because his life - and his reputation - is not his own. There must be more to life than tour buses, groupies, paparazzi, and slimy record producers. AH/ExB/Rated M

Sheldon uncovers something about Penny that surprises him. So while Leonard is away researching gravitation radiation, Sheldon and Penny work on their own theory of relativity. Are they just resuming their friendship? Or could it mean more? Takes place after 'The Bon Voyage Reaction'. *shenny*

A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.

Bella's an exemplary student who enjoys her part-time job at the University, helping with event days; except when she has to deal with one particular sponsor. Edward Cullen runs the most popular country bar in the area. Handsome, charming and cocky, he only has eyes for one member of the student body. Can he ever make her see beneath his façade?

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

Leonard thought a simple apology was enough when he tampered with Sheldon's monopole experiment. How will he react when someone interferes with his own research?

Bella hates flying, but Rose insisted on having her bachelorette party in Las Vegas, so here she is on a plane, sitting next to the most gorgeous man she's ever seen, embarrassing herself. Luckily, she'll never see him again. Right? AH, Fluff & Lemons

(First chapters rewritten) Luna's warped logic and Ron's quick temper drive Harry and Hermione to Seattle. Of course there's never a moments peace as far as Harry's concerned. Encountering the Cullen coven is just the tip of the iceberg, really. Rated 'T' for action/violence. Set post-DH and at the very beginning of Eclipse.

My best friend ran away with my boyfriend. Damn, I'm really going to miss her. AH/AU

Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.

Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.

Birthdays are special—especially when you're five. What special wishes does Teddy Cullen hope come true this year? And why do his wishes involve a certain dark-haired lady from the park?

OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.

School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.

After the war, Hermione finds that she has drifted apart from Harry and Ron, as their lives head in different directions. As new opportunities come to her and she makes new friends, will the Golden Trio ever reconnect? Cedric lives. HG/CD.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

What if Edward got his wish to become human? Would Bella still want him, accepting his lies & choices? Would she put up w/his early 1900's attitude & morals w/o the supernatural benefits & the promise of eternity? Edward found a 'cure' after he left. Human Edward & Alice are waiting in Bella's house after her cliff dive, clueless to her activities. Not B/E - B/Jasper. New Moon AU

A Marriage Law with a major twist that no one saw coming!

The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

Set in Who Are You, Really (06x01), this is a one-shot rewrite of Sookie and Eric's walk home after she staked Bill to save him. In the show, she throws him out and they never see each other again for the whole season. This story? Well. Let's just say it doesn't end with our pair on either side of the front door with their clothes on. No, sireebob. Dedicated to Brutalfreeze.

Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey

It's just a laugh from a dark haired girl on the street, but it trips off a set of events that no one could expect or anticipate. Truth is stranger than fiction, but when your whole life is fiction, who's to say what strange really is?

Lizzie spends her time with her Aunt and Uncle as a child where she meets the one and only William Darcy. Their instant friendship grows, but when he severs connections she is extremely hurt. Now that they have been reconnected, can their relationship continue? Even with an impossible road ahead of them? Everyone is slightly OOC. Rating subject to change.

AU: During the events of the Avengers, Darcy and Steve (but mostly Darcy) hit Loki over the head (repeatedly) and release him from Thanos' control. Loki is eternally grateful. For Loki, gratitude means meddling. Darcy x Steve. Darcy!Loki!BFFs. CRACK

The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.

Bella is doing better since the Cullen's left. much better. Then fate throws her for a loop by introducing her to yet another vampire. Only this one isn't like the others. He's better, he's nicer, he's... perfect for her. Is the feeling mutual? Or is Felix just like Edward? will he leave her heart broken or be the one who holds it permanently? MA for lang lemons please review :)

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKESMYHEADSPIN! A silly little tale of battle lines and boundaries being crossed. AH/AU One shot.

In which one rendezvous to the roof becomes several. Puento Antiguo shall never be the same again. Oneshot. Darcy/Coulson

Slices of life with the team. Chapter 35: Thor and Steve go out on the town for St Patrick's Day.

Severus Snape revives a medieval potion, and Hermione steps in to help her friends deal with the uncomfortable aftermath. However, she soon begins to question who are truly her friends and who actually needs her help. EWE; Written for Sixpence Jones during 2012 SSHG Exchange.

Penny discovers a very personal, private secret of Sheldon's. When he confronts her about her snooping, she finds out that Sheldon has never had a good experience with intimacy. Penny decides to rectify that. I absolutely earned the rating on this one. Also, my muse is a naughty little fellow. For now this is a 1 shot. But he's doing his best to kick a few ideas around in my head.

POST S2 AU:For every action, there are consequences to be faced. After the Arctic implodes the group, everyone has to pick up the pieces and move on. Penny will make this easier for Sheldon;Rated for language and future spice;6th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!

Wherein Severus learns to never take an antidote without having taken the serum. Munchies, giggles, and a smut ensues. (Rated MA) One shot. :)

Garrett has met the girl of his dreams. He only wants a chance. It should be simple to win her.The problem is that she is a trained government killer and refuses to date vampires. Every relationship has its quirks though, right?

When her husband does the unthinkable, who does Hermione turn to for comfort? Our favorite potions master of course. Rated M for smut. DO NOT READ if you are under 18.

Sheldon discovers a secret Penny has kept hidden from her friends.

Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

Jane starts packing for Norway and Darcy starts packing for Virginia because she understands the only reason why she got as far as she did with the whole assistant gig was because she accidentally peeked behind the curtains of reality. Or something. OR. Jane and Darcy's Excellent Adventure In Breaking the Laws of Physics and Bending the Fabric of Space

I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.

Years after the war Severus returns to find the woman he's not been able to forget. (AN: I am almost sorry that it is already over...)

Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.

Regency, D&E HEA. Elizabeth and Jane are children of Mr. Bennet's first marriage. The results of Ramsgate are more dire than in canon. We begin on the night of the Meryton Assembly.

This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.

Seven years after the final battle: Severus is neither here nor there and is apparently unwanted, dead or alive, until a small black kitten pins his cloak to a cobblestone. Hermione learns that now and then life rests on the flip of a friendly coin. HGSS

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

Can people start anew after being abandoned by the ones who supposedly loved them? Bella & Jasper build new lives for themselves after being torn asunder by Edward & Alice. But what happens when they run into each other? Will they give love a chance?

What if you only need enough venom, both on the skin and inside the body to trigger the change, not just pushing venom into the blood? Just a taste and everything shifts! AU Adult B&J

A companion fic to They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE. Darcy thought Loki was going to be home late. Just read please!

Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

Waiting tables on St.Patrick's Day can be a pain in the butt. Literally. Fortunately for Penny Sheldon's willing to help. Happy St. Patrick's Day! Enjoy S/P love!

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.

Sookie loves Eric.He is beautiful, blond and used to getting his way.He is also her cat-that is until Amelia decides to experiment.Now Sookie has to contend with a tall and sexy human man who insists on sleeping on her bed and claiming her as his. AU

Regency P&P. Reclusive Mr. Bennet lives two lives, one at Longbourn and one in top of London society. Real people and real history mix with our favorite characters to give us this tale.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.

What might have happened if Elizabeth really was as good at reading people as she first seemed to think she was, if Darcy had better manners, and if there was a special friend to help them along...

Hermione visits a Spanish monastery intending to do some research. She finds something else instead. Award: OWL Awards 2009: Nineteen Years Later, Order of Merlin 2nd Class. Originally posted to Ashwinder and The Petulant Poetess in 2009.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

Spoilers, and humour bordering on libel.

Based on the 2005 movie. What would have happened if instead of walking away in anger, they had just taken a breath and closed the scant distance between them during the proposal scene in the rain? A story about forgiveness and overcoming the obstacles of family, friends, society and their own pride and prejudices to find their happy ending. Fluff. Some characters are slightly OOC.

Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie

A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.

The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

She, Rose Tyler, was miraculously alive, and he loved her, and even this crazy, desperate hug couldn't bring her close enough.

A sequence of seperate incidents sets Hermione on a course to secure the safety of a comatose Snape with the help of an unlikely comrade.Will her Gryffindor nobility enable her to do what's right?Will Snape forgive her?Canon compliant,EWE? Mostly post DH

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.