Hi I live in a small town but would love to live out in the middle of nowhere again. I am told that i am antisocial and i love it. I am a member of the FFA and am in band.

I love Anime and animals and reading

Anime I've watched: Sailor Moon, Shugo Chara, Wedding Peach, Saiunkoku Monogatari, Tokyo Mew Mew, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Sakura Wars, Kaitou Saint Tail, Steal Angel Kurumi, Full Moon, Neo Angelique Abyss

Pets: Guinea Pig, 2 cats, puppy, and 2 turtles( small ones)

Hogwarts Name: AvisRook16

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

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Jesus is the one I serve.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

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I'm going to keep on shinning...
Just like the moon...
I'll light the way...
Full Moon Wo Sagashite

My boredom

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) I'm just evil... It fits my personality!

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)

Stuff I Fell For:

You know you live in today's generation when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

1.) You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2). Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) You think about how stupid you are for reading this, but you are anyway.

9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

11.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, really obvious question, paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a random crazy laughing fit for no reason, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If Fanfiction to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like pie copy and paste!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those god-of-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If Nobody knows the real you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are random and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you believe having an obsessively long name is okay, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that nerd, geek, and dork are just names that hide the fact of whoever is calling you that name is an idiot, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have something abnormal about you for your age, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.(What girl doe's not like Chocolate?)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.(Oh yea!!)

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.((beep) yes!)

If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Chuloe-Marie95,usako of the moon

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.(I totally would if I didn't have so many other things to do)

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking,MangoTango450 OMG he die's!), usako of the moon kingdom

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.

98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their butts off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.(YES! I get weekends!)

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.(This usually occurs when I don't have my glasses or my contacts in)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into yourprofile

If someone started staring at you for no reason and you didn't know why, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.(This usually occurs when I'm reading people's funny fan fics)

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Hikaru 2009, Meta Knight LOVER, Chuloe-Marie1995, alpha-beta-omega1996

if you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy/hot and you love them, copy and paste this into your profile.

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. if your one of the people who nearly puke when you hear the words Zac Efron or High School Musical paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mind sometimes goes into re-runs of your favorite anime while your in school, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think spanner's will one day rule the world copy and paste to your profile.

I love this one!! If you can read this, your not stupid!!

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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

"The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Random Drabble I wrote 12/21/08"

Grace Raven

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive. Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away. Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down. Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail. Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her .

Friend: Will go to a concert with me. Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Asks me for my number. Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops. Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public. Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade... Best Friends: Are FOREVER!!

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,usako of the moon,

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, alpha-omega1996,usako of the moon

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.

Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question: "Why aren't you married yet?"

You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great sex life? Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. My fiance is awaiting his/her parole. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?" Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?" Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name." Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?" Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?" Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman." Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you." Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me." Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple." Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you." Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

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Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

20. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

21. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

22. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

23. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

24. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

25. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

26. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _' You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (I got that for Christmas '07 as a joke. I still play it when I'm not on Fanfiction) You remember reading "Goosebumps"(ok maybe I still read these) You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . . Furbies Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever! You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob . . . Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans. When gameboy was a brick. You did MASH to figure out your future When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket. Way back.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(ya know he has a point) Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of
her.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

I thougt this was really sweet!

If i dont call you Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad Follow me

When i stare at your mouth Kiss me

When i push you or hit you Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you Give me your attention

When i pull away Pull me back

When you see me at my worst Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt Back yourself up

When i say that i like you I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes dont look away until i do

When i miss you i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart the pain never really goes away

When i say its over i still want you to be mine

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.