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Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Halo, Pokémon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Portal, and Hunger Games.

Okay heads up, at first I didn't believe this game would work for shit but after doing it (without cheating, of course) I was freaking wowed. It fucked up a lot of stuff, but was scarily accurate on others.

Okay, take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work with.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

My Results

1. 4

2. 7

3. ToastTSA (yeah, right... no offense!)

4. Artkitty437 (mah sister)

5. 3724Paradox (yep, not the best (that would be me) but a lot)

6. BillyGod (*cough*)

7. Cit (quite true)

8. Call Me Maybe (not at all)

9. Some Nights (applies on Some Nights (see what I did there?))

10. The Girl from Ipanema (way off...)

11. We are Young (dead center)


I'm addicted!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

My Answers:

1. ToastTSA (again?! again, no offense)

2. Green

3. A

4. September

5. White

6. BillyGod

7. 7 (what are the odds)

8. Florida

9. Ocean


Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[X]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x]You would surrender in a war situation.
(5/10) Well, fuck.

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[X]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(5/10) Geez

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[X]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (does fanfiction count?...)
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[x]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people .
(4/10) ...

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[X]You love to invent things.
[ ]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(5/10) Oh God no

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[X]Your cooking is awful.
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
*cough]You're good at embroidery.
(6.5/10) HELLS YEAH, BRITAIN!

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[X]You love red roses.
[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(4/10) Idk whether this is good or bad...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose .
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(2/10) *sigh*

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[X]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(4/10) Welp

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite. (sometimes)
[X]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake. (Who wouldn't?)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[X]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[X]You've composed music before.
[X]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses .
(8/10) What the?!

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people. (WHY DOES EVERYONE NOTICE ME?!)
[X]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (I wish...)
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
[X]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10) Go Canada!

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[X]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[X]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(4/10) Yup. GO CARIBBEAN SPIRIT!

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[X]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(6/10) Umm...

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[X]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[X]People tend to walk all over you.
[X]You're a born worrier.
(7/10) Jees...

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[X]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[X]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[X]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (Depending on what kid of person)
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[X]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[X]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(10/10) FUCK YEAH.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[X]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(5/10) Konigsberg

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[X]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[X]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[ ]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[X]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(6/10) *spit take*

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[X]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[X]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[X]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(8/10) Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz

So, in order of score...

1. Poland (10) (HELLS YEAH)

2. Romano and Austria (8) (I'm a lazy cellist)

3. Lithuania (7) (I worry too much)

4. The U.K/England (6.5) (WE'RE GETTING INTO DECIMALS UP IN THIS BIOTCH)

5. Spain and Hungary (6) (...)

6. Italy Venezziano, Germany, America/ The U.S, and Prussia (5) (FOUR WAY TIE?!)

7. Cuba, Canada, China, France, Japan (4) (Quite the odd mix)

8. Russia (2) (idk whether this is good or bad.

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Personal Profile

Name: Johnson Watson Kirkland (Fake name of course)

Age: Why do you need to know?

Gender: I'm a guy. At least, I'm pretty sure.

Nationality: Puerto Rican by body, Scottish by soul, Polish by heart

School: Nah, I don't want to tell.

Phone Number: 1-800-WHAT-THE-HELL-ARE-YOU-THINKING

Email Address: figure it out! *stick my tongue out at you.*

Where I live: Ummm... I'd rather not say. Your only hint is that it's on Earth.

Some Nice People I Know in this Website: TurnipZee, ToastTSA, Artkitty437, HarryPotterEncyclopedia24, NutsforWiress, NutsandVolts

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (the best!), Hunger Games (a given), and the Thrawn Trilogy.

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter movies (duh!), Star Wars, and Jurassic Park!

Favorite T.V. Shows: I only watch Doctor Who and Hetalia on T.V.

Hobbies: Reading fanfics. writing fanfics, drawing explosions.

Favorite Things: Harry Potter (as always), dinosaurs, Minecraft, STAR WARS, Doctor Who!!

Favorite Games: Star Wars: Empire At War and its expansion pack, Forces Of Corruption; Minecraft; Civilization V; Spore; SWBF2

My Minecraft ID: PyroPotter

How Many Times I Have Read Harry Potter Series: The number is larger than 20, I can tell you that.

My Favoritest Hetalia pairings in the universe:

England/Poland: Y U NO HAS MORE LOVE, PAIRING?!?

China/Russia: Dare argue and I'll give you several canon sources that hint a relationship.

Italy/Japan: I have...no idea. SAY WHAT YOU WILL.

Austria/Switzerland: I used to hate this pairing, but it's grown on me like a fungus.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

LIFE'S GREATEST TRUTHS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1:Steve

2:Harry Potter

3:The Creeper

4:Bastila Shan

5:Darth Revan

6:Leia Organa Solo

7:Mission Vao

8:Shaak Ti

9:Aayla Secura

10:Anakin Skywalker

11:Canderous Ordo

12:Galen "Starkiller" Marek

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. I would like to to see all the time paradoxes involved!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Are you kidding? FUCK YES.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm... I think Yoda would banish her.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, they were all AWESOME.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Probably. HP fans would commit suicide though...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Idunnolol

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mission would vomit, burn the Harry Potter collection we all know she hides under her bed, and commit a very brutal suicide.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No but I can write one...

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

"Time Paradox of Death" Yeah super creepy right?

10. Does anyone on your friends' list read three hot?

No.

11. Does anyone on your friends' list write or draw Eleven?

No.

12. Would anyone on your friends' write Two/Four/Five?

No but that sounds amazing! Harry Potter/Bastila Shan/Darth Revan? F*CK YES.

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

My brain is too complex to understand music.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advise of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Steve and Mission Vao are in a happy relationship until Aayla Secura runs off with Mission. Steve, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Canderous Ordo and a brief unhappy affair with Galen Marek the follows the wise advice of Darth Revan and finds true love with The Creeper.

I swear I saw that already.

What would you title this fic?

Something I wrote at 11:00pm while my eye was twitching badly.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1:Hermione Granger

2:Draco Malfoy

3:The Emperor

4:Arthur Dent

5:Ford Prefect

6:John Hammond

7:Dr. Grant

8:Han Solo

9:Chell

10:GLaDOS

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Arthur: Hello Emperor. Hello Han Solo

Han Solo: Hello. Where is this Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I keep hearing about?

Emperor: DIE!!!!!!!*electrocutes everyone with lightning*

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Hermione's. I don't like old people.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

GLaDOS: You are all homosexual. Have some neurotoxin.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

First I wanna state this is a gay love triangle. What are the odds? *slightly muffled* Shut up, Threepio!

The Emperor: I believe i'm in love with you, John.

John Hammond: This is creepy.

Han Solo: I'm jealous even though i'm not gay.

The Emperor: Guess what I was on crack when I said that. DIE!!!!!!!!

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Dr. Grant would get killed by a raptor, GLaDOS would get destroyed by a bird, Draco Malfoy doesn't like me. So none of them. BTW Arthur Dent I could actually fight off.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Hermione: Shit, shit, SHIT! I accidentally revealed magic to the world.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Chell would never annoy him because she's mute.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Dr. Grant:I want your copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Ford Prefect: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Maybe. 9 people is a lot to fight but the Emperor is badass and some of these people are weak.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Han Solo: Thank goodness now I don't have to feel bad about "accidentally" missing their gay marriage.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Dr. Grant can kill dinosaurs. John Hammond can't. That's why.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Chell (through a piece of paper): Sorry I was late I was too busy saving Aperture Science from Wheatly.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Ford and Chell start arguing about how a portal gun works and end up making out. Yep. Their fault for drinking those Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Chell murders Draco Malfoy. His fault for being so narcissistic. So Draco tells the Devil to torture Chell for infinity.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

John Hammond, the cowardly sexist fuck, saves himself.

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

The Emperor kills Han, then roast a deer live and eats it.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Chell pays all his hospital bills then makes out with him again.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Draco ended up leaving Dr.Grant for... (drumroll) himself. Figures.

Different version of teh first quiz i did.

List your 12 fave HP characters:

1. Hermione Granger

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Harry Potter

5. Neville Longbottom

6. Ron Weasley

7. Xenophilius Lovegood

8. Sybil Trelawney

9. Molly Weasley

10. Sirius Black

11. Remus Lupin

12. Severus Snape

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
No!

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Do I look, like I'd answer that?

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

I'd say that's disgusting... *vomits* Shut up, Perverted version of Earth!

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
No. I wish there were more people that admired Molly Weasley.

5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple?
NO! I’m not into incest (siblings in a relationship.).

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

Do you have brain damage? Here, I have some spare neurotoxin...

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible?

He would vomit, then write about it on The Quibbler. I would commit suicide.

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
HELL NO BITCH!!!!

9) Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff?
NO! First of all, Hermione HATES Trelawney. So NO!

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Comfort on a lost loved one from a maniac (no slash)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
What does de-flower mean? Actually... I don't wanna know. It's probably really creepy. I'd rather NOT be mentally scarred for life.

EDIT* 14/11/12 *vomits* learned what de-flower means *vomit again*

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
Nobody on my friend's list reads Harry Potter at ALL.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11?
See Above.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
See previous two entries.

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Do I LOOK like I would know that. (x_x) No? I thought so.

16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use?
My brain is too complex to understand music as I am from the planet of Ilum.

17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! I have new socks. Also, I can't write fluff.

18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

See entry 15.

Random Hetalia Quiz cause why the hell not?

1. Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)

2. Arthur Kirkland (England)

3. Yao Wang (China)

4. Kaoru (Hong Kong)

5. Mathias Køhler (Denmark)

6. Ivan Braginsky (Russia)

7. Vash Zwingli (Switzerland)

8. Roderich Edelstein (Austria)

9. Glbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)

10. Kiku Honda (Japan)

11. Matthew Williams (Canada)

12. Eduard von Bock (Estonia)

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
Way too many and way too creepy to be justified. FATHER, I HAVE SINNED.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
*muttering shyly* Somewhat...

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

vomits for several minutes*

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Too many to be justified.

5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Depends if they can get over several hundred years of bad relations. So, probably not.

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

Denmark/Prussia any day!

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible?

He would get his shotgun and blast them full of lead.

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.
What kind of story?

9) Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff?
There might be. I'm too lazy to check :P

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Stories from a Maniac with a shotgun

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
Absolutely no plot at all. That's the only way that'd work.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
Not that I know of

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11?
Toast draws Canada from time to time, but usually when she's making a list of characters

14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Is you smoking something Mr. Question-Writer?

15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
Something about being too old?

16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use?
Something classical but sporadic. Beethoven, probably.

17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! Poland and Russia hate each other, so I have no idea how well this will work!

18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Something referencing the Anglo-Japanese Alliance. Do I look like a Pickup line Factory? Didn't think so.

19) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

I don't think that works since China and Hing Kong live in the same house.

20) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Poland scares me a lot less.

21) Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

"My eyes! They're merting! HERP ME SOMEONE! MY BRAIN CERRS ARE DYING!"

22) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

First I'd like to state that this sounds somewhat like a story I had in mind, so screw you Mr. Question-Maker

Austria expresses his anger through PIANO!

23) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

All of them would work together to kick Hong Kong's butt.

24) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

It was so close to being England. SO CLOSE. Well, 15 minutes later, all the ingredients have been eaten by Pony.

25) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Austria because they don't count him as family (Hing Kong eliminated) and because he's not full of himself (Eliminate Prussia). Plus, they both love tea.

26) Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

For Denmark to stay the hell away from Liechtenstein when he's drunk.

27) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Maybe. Between his wok and his 4000 years of skill mastering, he might take some of them down, but eventually gets overpowered.

28) Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

He's happy that he doesn't have to see his childhood friend and his teatime friend get married.

29) Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Absolutely no reason. It wouldn't work that way.

30) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Sorry, The Awesome Me was too busy making fun of his hermit friend who didn't get invited!

31) Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Well, first of all, 5 and 9 are drunk half the time so... and next, they'd probably get into a drinking contest, vomit on my new rug, and fall asleep.

32) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Prussia murders China. England's revenge is to murder the now-mortal former nation.

33) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Russia saves himself, only to be brutally murdered by me and England.

34) Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

They head towards the nearest Chinatown, or build one from scratch

35) Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Prussia sits there drinking beer and laughs at Denmark's bad driving and inability to drink beer now.

36) The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

They had a big argument which ended in a couple of bullet holes in England's leg. Poland and England end up together (rightfully) and Austria and Switzerland end up together (rightfully).

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What doesn't kill us by Igraine7 reviews
Hermione never thought she would be considered a "victim", until she became one. Rape/abuse/family. Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING regarding the story or characters in relation to J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter series. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Happenstances by Theresalynnee reviews
Smith meets an intriguing girl at Comic Con. This is their story. M for much later chapters. Matt Smith/OC Amelia
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,769 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Moments of Blood & Starlight by Bookwormy Angel reviews
MOVED to ao3.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Jem C., Tessa G.] Will H.
A Harry Potter Parody by Jacen Caedus reviews
Random parodied scenes from Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 12/5/2011
Jurassic Park: Survival by Sarah Victoria Cullen reviews
Two girls, both sisters. After their boat is wreaked in the storm around Isla Sorna and it doesn't take long for them to figure out what island they are on. And what's even more shocking…is that they end up becoming part of a Velociraptor pack! Rating for safety. Finally, it's finished after all this time! (BEING EDITTED)
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,587 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Velociraptor, OC, Spinosaurus - Complete
An Army of One by smoss reviews
He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Harry P., E. Palpatine
The Desolate Future by SakuraMoriChan reviews
America tests out a time machine that he and Japan created together. But when he arrives in the distant future, it turns out to be very different from what he would have expected... My first fanfiction!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,573 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/24/2012 - America
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,478 - Follows: 19,518 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Glimpses Into a Supernova by ScribeOfRED reviews
A collection of Force Unleashed drabbles. 36: Dress - Galen straightens his formal tunic, uncertain why he is nervous when this is what he wants. — Complete with bonus chapter.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [G. Marek/Starkiller, Juno E.] Darth Vader, Rahm Kota - Complete
Herobrine and kurtjmac by Wandergirl108 reviews
kurtjmac is also on YouTube, and has been walking - legit - to the Far Lands for some time now. I wrote the first chapter of this fanfic following episode 36 of his expedition, and it is some of the story of his expedition through Herobrine's eyes. Warning: May contain content.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Herobrine - Complete
More Than Just a Clone (Not Just a Copy of a Man) by LongLiveTheClones reviews
Commander Bly receives Order 66 and has to make a split-second decision whether to fire. Has Aayla Secura ever seen him as more than just another clone? The two struggle to find their way in a galaxy forever changed as the Republic disappears and the Empire begins to emerge. Can they find a safe haven, or will they be forever hunted as a Jedi and a traitor? Artwork by gloryblaz.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aayla S., Stormtroopers - Complete
Candy from the Trolley by Essalinn reviews
Because life is just like a mixed bag of candy, isn't it? Sour, sweet, awful, wonderful - all together. A collection of oneshots, mostly canon, rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 4/29/2012
Looking through tears by Kailiata reviews
Things can sometimes seem clearer when you are looking through tears. Scenes between Luna and Draco set within the 6th and 7th book and beyond. Part I - HBP completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 50,901 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
Dark Destiny by JYN044 reviews
Bastila is captured by Darth Revan, and is determined to resist him. But when she realizes he is not who she thought he was, Bastila is forced to make choices that determine the fate of the Galaxy, as well as her own future. DSM Revan/Bastila
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,084 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Revan, Bastila S.
NordicOni by Evil Kitten1 reviews
Denmark tells the Nordics about a mansion that is apparently abandoned. But after discovering the terrifying occupants of the mansion, how will the Nordic 5 pull themselves together before someone dies? (ALL CHAPTERS REVAMPED)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,054 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Finland, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Time to Respawn by Katykat321 reviews
This is a story about me playing Singleplayer Survival on Minecraft. It has been played up a bit to make it more intresting, but I assure you, these things really did happen to me. For the most part that is... Rated T just incase.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Hunger Games Revisited by Lady Asia reviews
The 74th Hunger Games have three tributes from District 12; Katniss, Peeta and now Primrose. How will the Games be different? Which one will make it out alive? Written in the place of 'The Hunger Games.'
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,146 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E.
Harry Potter and the Man of Britannia by DeiDeiArtistic reviews
England, being bored of National life, sends a letter to Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts. However, having neglected both his magic community and the Ministry of Magic for so long, England finds himself bewildered by the "recent" changes. However, can he teach at Hogwarts while secretly being investigated by almost everyone around him? Who, or what, is Arthur Kirkland?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,030 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., England/Britain, America
Mischief Managed by VictoryNike reviews
Join the Marauders, Lily, Marlene, Mary and Alice for seven years of pranking, laughter, danger, magic, and yes, romance. See the world through the eyes of a doomed generation growing up during the rise of Voldemort and the Order of Pheonix. PG-13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,656 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Lily Evans P., Alice L., Mary M., Marauders
Head In the Clouds by VictoryNike reviews
James Potter finds himself at the brink of a promising Quidditch career in the midst of a burgeoning war and his final year of magical schooling. When he is forced to choose between his Quidditch dreams and The Order of Phoenix, will James realize that while Quidditch leaves his head in the clouds, maybe what he needed all along was someone to keep him grounded?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
The Minecraft Chronicles: Phantom of the Aether by hpe24 reviews
The Creeper King is left powerless and the Users victorious. The Overworld is safe for now, but new evil has awakened and the Aether turned dangerous like never before. What happened to the sky dimension? And who is the Phantom of the Aether? Rated T for violence. CANCELLED, WEBTOON/COMIC REMAKE BEING DONE IN DEVIANTART
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,806 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012
The Funeral Party by rhetoricfemme reviews
Looking only to humor her secret affections, Haruhi unwittingly encourages Kyoya to untangle himself from the high-reaching, self-destructive web he's become embedded within. Trigger Warning: This story includes a character with a history of cutting themself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,698 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Medicine by DecoyDream reviews
Tessa Gray is a volunteer at a hospital for the terminally ill where she meets Jem Carstairs. Modern AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Cliché Catastrophes by inescapablesuffering reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Of Mary Sues and Mind Slavery by Kittenn1011 reviews
A dark force is working within Hogwarts in the form of a deluded teenage vampire. Now it's up to the most mismatched group in Hogwarts history to save it from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. This is the real story of the legendarily bad fanfiction, My Immortal. (Warning for occasional crude language, semi-sexual situations, making light of self-harm, and Enoby's presence).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Remus L., Severus S., Voldemort, OC
Tarkin's Fist Episode II Dirtside by AshlaTi reviews
The invasion begins. The Empire launches its massive attack on a backwater world. The harsh tale of OC characters set against the backdrop of the Empire-Earth War. Please R&R, 1 free Force Power for every new follower.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 446,749 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise by OmegaStarShooter14 reviews
To save her friend Italy's sleepover from extreme boredom, a girl recommends that the Axis and the Allies play a normal game of Truth or Dare, but with a twist. What she doesn't know is that when it comes to these guys, 'normal' isn't a word in their vocabulary. Things are about to get crazy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Brave Enough by Mellifluousness reviews
A collection of messages from the baddest beasties of Minecraft... and they're addressed to you! Are you brave enough? Poems born from the depths of a mob-lover's imagination. Rated T for some poems.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012
Sword Art Online: Unity by 117Jorn reviews
What happens, when five friends, among 10,000 other players of Sword Art Online, are trapped within the game they once praised, where if they die in the game, they die in real life? This is the story of one Guild who do everything in their power to bring the terrors of SAO. Rated M For Graphic Content and LEMONS.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Yuuki/Yuuki K.
Altering My Silent Life by raindrop571 reviews
We all know that NPC Villagers can't talk, but has anyone else ever wondered why?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012
Of Revenge, PurpleBlue Monster and SingALongs by rainbowdragongirl101 reviews
Wait, what? A parody of HetaOni? Why, yes it is! To all the fans who have cried, screamed, and tried to punch Steve through the screen we present THE parody of HetaOni in which AoOni wants revenge on his rival. Multi-pairings, the abuse of doors,annoying sing-a-longs, references galore and maybe even some dancing included. WE love HetaOni Co-written with bluerainbowrose/Chris-chan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012
The Miner's Destiny by cynicalDreamers reviews
Meet Adeline Jones: A lonely girl who just turned 13. When her cousin gives her a necklace and introduces her to the game Minecraft for her birthday, her life turns upside-down as she gets warped into Minecraftia and discovers she and her new friends have to save the world. Rated T for lots of violence, annoying love triangles, obnoxious mysteries, and some suggestive thoughts.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Letter Adventures by Khorale reviews
Watch as Voldie juggle the responsibilities of death eaters, letters, and visits from the author all at once! slight Voldie OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Root of the Tongue by Majesta Moniet reviews
She's been uprooted and transplanted too many times to recall the taste of rich soil. That doesn't mean she's forgotten to drink deeply. Jem/Tessa. Clockwork Angel AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Infamous Wars by Abramus5250 reviews
During his battle with the Beast in New Marais, Cole is sent to a galaxy far, far away, a few months before the beginning of the end for the Jedi and the Republic. Will Cole make a difference in a place he does not understand? Will he find some semblance of a normal life for himself, or is he destined to change the galaxy forever? (Currently undergoing a lengthy overhaul.)
Crossover - Star Wars & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,591 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Shara Lunison reviews
COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,995 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,862 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
We're the Perfect Two by Spaidel reviews
Some of the most loved and weird couples on this site and the most common ways of how they fell in love. Don't get offended by this.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Heartbreak by Rainbowkiwii reviews
Humanstuck AU. Kanaya has grown up and has adopted a child. Her child has grown up too, and confesses something that makes Kanaya's heart cringe as painful memories of the one she used to love make their way into her mind.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Kanaya M., Rose L. - Complete
The World in Which We Fail by Mellifluousness reviews
This world is full of danger, great obstacles that only the bravest can face and the mightiest overcome. In that case, how the Nether did this idiot survive the first night? Join your slightly schizophrenic narrator and all her Latin in a quest from beginning to End and back again. Can she survive creepers, failures and vengeful white eyes? Yeah, nah. (REALLY OLD AND TERRIBLE)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,918 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
Sweet Mornings by White gardenia petals reviews
Kaoru wakes up to find his brother not by his side on their bed. Hikaru who has to be dragged out of bed each morning! What could he be up to? Romance, Lemons, and Twincest!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
CAN you see US? by Fruity-Dragonfly reviews
It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, Canada
Lux in Tenebris by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,845 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
When Giants Fall by alpomepro reviews
The Americans blame Justinian the First for the destruction during the Third East Terran war. The first World War breaks out when nations begin to choose sides. Extremely short.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Finnick Odair's Many Stalkers by Rose Hunter reviews
Poor pretty boy Finnick Odair is too gorgeous for his own good. (abandoned)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Finnick O.
Devil's Contract by ToastTSA reviews
Have you ever asked for a wish that just seemed like it would never come true? Like bringing back the dead or becoming the richest man alive? Well things like this don't happen on a normal basis without a little bit of magic. That's where this team of demons and devils come in. Going around, causing chaos and making sure people get what they want. Be careful what you wish for...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, Japan, England/Britain, Russia
Incandescence by Majesta Moniet reviews
A collection of Post-Clockwork Princess oneshots. #5: He was always having to teach her things. But maybe he was the one who had learned the most.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Conversations by MockingjayMarvel reviews
Just random short conversations you make on word when you are home alone and you are bored... Just thought I'd share them. Various Hunger Games characters. rated T for lanquage
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012
When The Devil Comes Knocking by Niknakz93 reviews
With the belief he may well die sooner rather than later, Jem reveals to Tessa that he has a list of things to do before he dies and she sets about making his dreams reality. Jem/Tessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Tessa G., Jem C.
Herobrine and shadowskeeper21 by Wandergirl108 reviews
shadowskeeper21 is on YouTube, and he's been dealing with Herobrine in his world for some time now. This is the story through Herobrine's eyes.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Herobrine - Complete
ABCs of Hetalia Pairings by I Tried To Judge But Failed reviews
If you add a female and male nation, what would you get? A collection of drabbles and oneshots of Hetalia het!pairings. Might have crack pairings as well. Requests are temporarily closed. Note that not all chapters have a fluffy plot. I apologize before. Latest pairing: Germany/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Germany, Hungary
The Minecraft Chronicles: The Beginning by hpe24 reviews
The three Users from each dimensions: Aether, Overworld, Nether, are teaming up to face the threat that may decide the fate of all three worlds. First story focuses on the Overworld where they search for the last Overworld Users, but the Creeper King and his minions won't let them be. Rated T for violence. WARNING: TESTING STORY. WEBTOON/COMIC REMAKE BEING DONE IN DEVIANTART
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,625 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Gender Reassignment by MockingjayWolf reviews
Katniss - an arrogant jerk. Peeta - a Mary Sue. Haymitch - a ditzy bimbo. Effie - a metrosexual. What has happened? Gender reassignment, of course! *Rated T for safety - R&R!*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
Change Gone Unnoticed by AdoringSmiles reviews
Nothing had really changed between the brothers since they confessed their undying love to each other. Time to take it into his own hands, Lovino decides, and finally get some real change! Itacest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Creative Way to Pay off One's Debt by pingo1387 reviews
China has a proposition for America to considerably lessen his debt. Cover by maisami-chan. **OLD**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America, China - Complete
Panem High School: The Junior Year Rebelion by Femalefonzie reviews
Cato's crushing on Marvel, Marvel hates his older siblings, Katniss is trying to set her bestfriend Gale up with her cousin Peeta while leading a student Rebelion, Foxface is dating Thresh, Clove, Glimmer and Rue are BFFS. High-school never ends!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Cato, Marvel - Complete
You Only Live Once by AbsolutelyNot97 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, and Draco thought they were just going to talk to their Professor about a homework assignment and then be on their merry way. They thought wrong. Now they're stranded in not only another country but another time! The only people that can help them are a bunch of deranged muggles that seem to know everything about them. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012
How Not to Cure a Headache by Busby's Teapot reviews
Ever since Austria came to dinner, Switzerland has been continuously banging his head against hard objects and cursing at random intervals. Poor Liechtenstein is getting worried for her big brother's mental health. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Scars by escritoria reviews
There's a reason Japan won't let anyone see him without a shirt on, not even his girlfriend America. Especially not her. Being a nation isn't always easy, and sometimes you can get hurt... Japanxfem!America fluffshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Japan, America - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
The Parody of the Hunger Games by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Katniss Everdeen is on her own against twenty three other tributes, but at least she has her talking backpack to keep her company. An all-around parody that explores Katniss's philosophical battle with murder, as well as the origin of Peeta's hilarious bakery themed name.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Hunger Games Social Network by sloangrey reviews
What happens when you allow the tributes from the 74th Annual Hunger Games to start social networking? Well that's easy. All hell breaks loose. Crackfic. Flames will be used to make cupcakes, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
District 12 on the Internet by rainbowwdasshh reviews
when katniss, peeta, gale, and company discover the internet, what will transpire between them? appearances by facebook and other social networking sites.rated m for creepiness over the internet, language, and possible lemons later on. parody/humor enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
April Fools by intotheyellowwoods reviews
It's April Fool's Day, and The 7th Year Gryffindor girls decide it's high time for the Marauders to get pranked. And what shall happen next, you ask? Why, a prank war, of course! Rated T for Marlene's language and innuendos. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Alice L., Marauders - Complete
Nerds by MoyaKite reviews
Human!AU; fem!Amepan for demo-mo. The two of them are nerds together. mentions of fem!PruCan because OTP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Japan, America - Complete
Portal Cubed by Wolverinejoe reviews
After Chell is released, she discovers the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Confession of an Intoxicated Man by Mad Hatter Usagi reviews
Roderich tells Elizabeta that he wants a divorce and she runs out of their house. By chance, she ends up outside of Gilbert's and the two old friends drink some vodka together. Gilbert says a few interesting things while he's drunk and Elizabeta asks him about them the next morning. PruHun, human names, probably OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Short Miserable Lives of Mobs Against Players by HPE24 and Eta7400 reviews
The monsters are way more civilised than we knew before... A story of monsters and mobs working tiredlessly to bring an end to unaware players of Minecraft, which somehow all fails miserably. Discover the reason why this story is set as Humor/Tragedy and read along the pathetic efforts of mobs rebelling against players. Rated T for some violence and swearing.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
Afterthoughts by pauciloquent reviews
I am Wiress Jineer, and I am misunderstood. I am invisible, and I am not wanted. I am 7.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wiress, Beetee
Saga of Survival by SuperWuppy reviews
When a teenager is thrust into the world of Minecraft in a twisted experiment, he must fight to survive and regain his memory. Rated T for possible violence.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012
Star Wars: We dared by 117Jorn reviews
When Order 66 was given by the Chancellor, We dared to Question his Authority. We dared to spill our own Brother's blood in battle, for the sake of the Republic, and the Jedi. We Dare too Reason, and We dared to become the 247th Hades Mobile Assault Corp.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,560 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Boss, Etain T.
Five Times Jem and Tessa Misplace Their Virginity by Majesta Moniet reviews
And the one time they actually lose it. Jem/Tessa. Post-Clockwork Prince.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
The Martyr by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
Alternative to what might happen if the rebellion was beaten on Endor and Leia was captured. Just a quick one-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Picking Up the Pieces by VictoryNike reviews
AU. Frank Longbottom survives the Cruciatus curse with his sanity unscathed. Alice, however, isn't so lucky. Now, Frank must face his greatest flaws and deepest doubts in order to pick up the pieces of her memory, and save the world in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Alice L., Frank L.
Hunger Games Truth Or Dare! by Mockingjayswillburn reviews
Yet Another HUnger Games Truth or Dare! You review with truths or dares and i'll force the characters of the Hunger Games answer/do them!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
Brings Out the Animal in Us by Spaidel reviews
Buttercup had a long, tiring day at work, and he decides to watch one of his favorite channels on TV - National Geographic. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Buttercup - Complete
Turning Tables by LaceFlower reviews
What if Katniss wasn't allowed to volunteer for Prim? What would happen if Katniss had to watch the games with Prim competing? From Katniss' point of view, not Prim's. My first fanfic story! Reviews are awesome!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E.
No Mercy For Mercer by Momokaiii reviews
Same fic as before, only I've made it moderator friendly. In which Alex Mercer experiences a series of unfortunate events that shows the world the meaning of FAIL. Rated T for minor language and violence. Crackfic. Hiatus.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Future Generations by calico118 reviews
A tragic accident leaves GLaDOS to raise the daughter of her former test subject. Can she and the child adjust to this new life style? No pairings or language, just the fact that Caroline is Chell's mother. Please R&R!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,624 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - GLaDOS
Case Study by HelloPoppet123 reviews
Cambria Vale, a rather unorthodox psychologist, is assigned to monitor the Avengers team- before S.H.I.E.L.D. realizes she's as every bit cheeky, flippant, and unruly as her patients. But the real trouble arises when she gets a little more personal than necessary with a Dr. Bruce Banner.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Chosen: Restoration by WrittinInStone reviews
A mysterious illness forces Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan to discover the mystery of Anakin's birth and the untold history of Shmi Skywalker. Their journey will finally answer the question: Who exactly is Anakin Skywalker? AU. Set during ROTS.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,987 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Girl On Fire, Who's Your Desire? by belladonnablush reviews
Katniss knew the magic Peeta's hands could do in the bakery, but an argument with Gale makes her realize she is in love with the baker & wants his hands on her. But loving Peeta has costly consequences for herself & others in her life, including Gale. A tale of decisions & repercussions, love & loss, romance & lemons, action & angst. Katniss/Peeta, w/ some Katniss/Gale situations.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,125 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
All That Glitters by TheCookieRaiders reviews
The story of the Hunger Games trilogy - told from a resident of the Capitol.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012
The Jurassic Games by PetiteGrenouille reviews
If the Hunger Games took place in Jurassic Park. Yeah...
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Katniss E.
Fallen Kingdom by Kierany9 reviews
A mighty King has been reduced to nothing. His kingdom has been ruined, his family lost and his subjects died in a battle against evil. Follow this tragic story from the begining to the very end. Based off the song Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
The Victors' Last Requests by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Katniss' Mockingjay stint failed : So Coin will do what she said at the end of Chapter 4: She will execute them. All of them. But not before she must honor their last requests. They will be her biggest headache until the bitter end!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Pres. Coin - Complete
Hunger Wars by Jedi Carpet reviews
An omnipotent being catches wind of the Hunger Games and pulls his most favourite contestants together for his entertainment. Multi-crossover from Hunger Games, Star Wars main POVs , Star Trek, Legend of Zelda, Stargate SG-1, and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jacen S., Katniss E. - Complete
Harry Potter Starwars Crossover Idea by Samantha Carter-Potter reviews
I've had an idea for a Harry Potter/Starwars Crossover story, but I don't know whether its a good idea or not. As such, I've decided to post a little preview to see what you think about it. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P.
A Bazillion Ways Peeta Could Have Died by Nareya reviews
Peeta's a great guy. But sometimes, we get a bit frustrated with him. And then we blow him up. And run him over with trains. And let him get eaten by squirrels and the like...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Broken Shards of Glass by MissHanner
What happens when a young girl is pushed past her breaking point? Can she recover, or will she lose herself forever? Who ever said life was going to be easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,342 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Hermione G.
11 by Vrow reviews
He ran. Full Summary Inside
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Project MINE by Stickler45 reviews
After a horrible plane crash, a man wakes to find that the world around him has changed- and so has he. With strange powers, no real objective other than survival and no clue who or where he is, he will fight for his survival.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012
A Crossover Facebook by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Your favorite PJO and TKC characters use facebook! The title pretty much says it all. One-shot, unless you want me to add more. Character will or may be OOC, sorry!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Mmm Berries by Snooze Button reviews
Katniss takes a different approach to tricking the Gamemakers and getting her and Peeta out of the Hunger Games alive... But unfortunately, things go wrong due to a little lack of communication. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Spies Like Us by Red Bess Rackham reviews
Spies AU. Agents Everdeen, Mellark and Hawthorne are on a mission to take down the newly elected President and expose his corrupt dealings. All they have to do is get in, get out, and not get caught... Oneshot. For the Girl on Fire ficathon.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
The Nature of Clockwork by ToastnJam reviews
Beetee and Wiress share goodbyes in an empty room, fully aware of the motions of Love, Time, and ever-imminent Death.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Wiress, Beetee
The Ten Question Questionnaire by GamerRCL0505 reviews
The Interview Core asks Aperture employees a series of 10 questions, with interesting and not so interesting answers. Answers with tragic consequences.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Tracker Jacker by Quadrillionaire reviews
They broke her family, and she wants revenge. Her sister was the Mockingjay. She is Tracker Jacker.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Prim E.
Skybound Arc 0: Itinere by xAshennightx reviews
Waking up into an unfamiliar world, with little to no memory of who you are. With a long journey ahead of her, the road to paradise will be a memoirable one. Rated T for future chapters.
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012
Truth Or Dare? by BiPolar UniCorn reviews
Some of the Harry Potter kids decide to play a gamne of Truth or Dare. DracoxHarry RonxCho PansyxHermione CrabbexGoyle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You know you are obsessed with the Hunger Games if by HazelLucieLuna reviews
read the tittle...
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Where you hang your friends head by calico118 reviews
Parody fic! What happens when you give me excessive amounts of money in Skyrim. Dark Brotherhood quest-line spoilers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Nazir, Babette - Complete
The Switch by itsacompliment reviews
In his repeating year at Hogwarts, Draco undergoes a transformation he never expected. A victim of a gender-bending spell, Draco must solve a mystery to change himself back- aided without request by Harry Potter and friends. Fair amount of Fem!Draco,DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Night Before The Quell Began by pauciloquent reviews
This is a 4-verse poem about the night before the Quarter Quell, almost like a parody of "The Night Before Christmas". But not quite. It represents all of the characters in Catching Fire, based on the 75th Hunger Games- The 3rd Quarter Quell.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
A Thousand Years by CaptainLexi reviews
Everyone knows how Katniss reacted when she woke up in the hovercraft after the Quarter Quell. But how did Beetee react, and deal with the fact the his closet companion is dead? One Shot. Beetee/Wiress R&R :
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Beetee, Wiress - Complete
The Complete Ares Snow Trilogy by Ironsides reviews
In honor of the release of the Hunger Games feature film, here is the Complete Ares Snow Trilogy. Twenty-five years after the fall of the Capitol, Panem has become a free and just nation, but a new threat appears that could destroy everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 188,270 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
Observations by LittleFireDragon reviews
An enderman observes a fascinating and seemingly divine, yet dangerous, creature in the sunset. T for tasteful, innocent nudity: endermen don't wear clothes and don't see why humans do either. One-sided enderman X unnamed female PC. Enderman POV.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
A Strange World by Wikem reviews
When Steve illegally walks down the forbidden "Hall #7", He is banished to Earth, his only hope of going home being to find Herobrine's lost wife, Sophia. But what happens when Steve falls for her? Find out in A Strange World.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
Enderman Roomate by Alarica Glory Ange reviews
Oh God Why...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
Sharing A Dream by Alderaan Girl reviews
Story of what might have happened if a character from Star Wars suddenly appeared in my life. Don't worry, what can possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING! I'm writing about Leia this time. Enjoy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Leia O.
The Battle of Stamford Bridge by thistleblue reviews
A relatively young Norway meets the English army in battle at Stamford Bridge, and things go poorly. Denmark's there, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Lonely Luna, Alone? by HepburnHigh reviews
Everyone is paired up, Ron&Hermione, Harry&Ginny, Neville &Hannah...so where does Luna fall? Can she find the love that she deserves...and the love that she finds, will it be too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Luna L., George W. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Hunting We Will Go by Amaterasu1969 reviews
In which Lord Voldemort and Darth Vader destroy that bane of fiction, Twilight.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort - Complete
The Adventures of QuiGon Gin and the Nabooze by That Mysterious Figure
A semi-accurate summary of the events of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by White gardenia petals reviews
Tamaki had a wish...but due to unforeseen circumstances it's dashed...or it is? An unexpected surprise from his lover gives him a Christmas to remember. A Kyouya x Tamaki Fanfic Lemons
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by nerdData reviews
A Terraria Christmas one-shot with NursexArmsDealer, MechanicxGoblinTinkerer, and GuidexOC pairings. Rated T for one cuss word and becuse i'm parinoid.
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - The Guide - Complete
The Other Version Of Star Wars by Alderaan Girl reviews
I asked my friend to make a short summary of Star Wars and she never even watched it. It ended up really funny, enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Chewbacca - Complete
Obsessed With the Hunger Games? Part Two! by junbug24 reviews
More ways on how to know if you have an obsession to Hunger Games. No spoilers, so it's safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Will Fall by Emihn reviews
The journal of a girl who can't remember what's wrong. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Silence - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Spin the bottle: Random Style XD by Keanna Black reviews
A game of truth and dare between friends and some enemies! DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - OC
100th Annual Hunger Games by Mockingjayswillburn reviews
Katniss couldn't stop these games from happening no matter how hard she tried. President Paylor has restarted the Hunger Games! It's the 100th Hunge Games! Formerly by Tratieluver14.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Other tributes, Martin
Hide and Seek with Melody by balfies reviews
In the creaky orphanage, little Melody Pond plays hide and seek with everyone's favourite Silent, Steve. I get bored sometimes, and this is what happens.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Melody P., Silence
Iberian War of Roses by Discet reviews
A declaration of love goes terribly wrong; starting a series of events that will be difficult to curb. Taiwan forces Vietnam to make a choice. Fem.IrelandxFem.Portugal & VietnamxTaiwan. Yuri, AU. Gakuen Hetalia Fic. Please Read and enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,528 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Portugal, Vietnam - Complete
LEMONS by sonic30blast reviews
After the end of inFAMOUS 2 cole thinks too hard... He uses Caves infamous lemon speech... DISCLAMIER: I don't own either games.
Crossover - Portal & inFAMOUS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Zhang Fei, Cole MacGrath
100 ways to annoy Voldemort by Kitkan reviews
Ever wondered how you could annoy dear old Voldy? HERES HOW! D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Empire of the Rising Sun Book 1: Kaihō no honoo by 117Jorn reviews
From the ashes of one empire, another one shall rise that will surpass the last. A new era has begun, the era of the Empire of the Rising Sun. Expect elements from Naruto and other Anime's. Rating may increase too M, so dont say I didnt warn you.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011
Why Hunger Games is Better Then Twilight by TheBeatlesFan reviews
What the title says.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
The Last Year by DSK7723 reviews
Reality is more than black and white, and history as you know it is a lie. Heavily AU
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 234,238 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Swiss Crack by Amanda del Brot reviews
Germany enlists Hungary to help hook Switzerland up with someone. SwitzHun, GerUkr, other crack pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Switzerland, Hungary - Complete
Harry Potter II: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
Chamber of Secrets, Facebook News Feed Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Avada Kedavra by Shara Lunison reviews
Harry switches sides and Voldemort decides that he needs a little tutelage in using the Unforgivable Curses. Warnings for character death and crack. NO PAIRINGS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
We Are Who We Are by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Short four line poems about each character. Some old, some new, and some we just never got to learn very much about.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Conclusions of Dan Browns Question! by RalexLuver reviews
This is my first attempt on a crack fic!Please read! Just my crazy opinion about Jesus getting married or not. God and Mary Magdalene mentioned! Reviews are welcome..
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Photos Unnecessary by Prosecutie reviews
An unexpected partnership is formed, and now Japan and Hungary are dedicated to bringing yaoi to every corner of the globe! But can they put down the doujinshi and consider their own love lives for one second? For Catskid100's Crack Pairing Collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
Views on Twilight by InsaneHoboLady reviews
Ever wondered what other people think about when they read Twilight? This is the answer. Not recommended for Twi-hards, as is a hate-fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Gryffindors Gone Wild by AurorAngel reviews
In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Tarkin's Fist by AshlaTi reviews
We are not alone, and neither are they. Empire vs. Earth, prelude to invasion as two societies clash. Multiple POV seriel. Please read and review for many Bothans died to research this story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 235,606 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
The First Fire by Valkyrta reviews
What happened if Katniss was standing a little farther away when the bombs that killed Prim blew up? KatnissxGale, T to be on the safer side. Oneshot. Better than it sounds, please read! You get cookies!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M./Athena - Complete
Obsessed with The Hunger Games? by junbug24 reviews
How to know if you have an obsession to Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Hunger Games When by Boomerang Fish reviews
You've always known you liked THG...but are you completely obsessed with it? Figure it out with this handy guide. /accepting reader suggestions/
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Story of Our Lives by Lostliveson4eva reviews
A fight to the death on live TV. Living in a place where you can't be free. Short Poem, read and review.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Nymph by NotaPunk reviews
Part of my WDLJDT series, even though it's rated M, there are no lemons, there is just implied sex and because Liechtenstein does a strip tease for England. Story is much better then summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - England/Britain, Liechtenstein - Complete
Love is a Soccer Feild by NotaPunk reviews
Beliguim gets herself and the other girls in a hard situation,win the soccer game and have Liechtenstein lose her boyfriend or lose the soccer game and lose something far more valuable. 2nd chapter will be better.Part of my WDLJD series
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Belgium, Liechtenstein
WokXFrying Pan by Mr. Sora Majiggers reviews
Have you ever thought what would happen if Hungary's frying pan and China's wok brought the two nations together? Crack Filled goodness in every bite! ChinaXHungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - China, Hungary - Complete
Motherly instincts, or not by Kit Yami reviews
Lithuania has a small problem on his hands literally , and he needs the help of a female he can trust. It just so happens Switzerland is the only one to come to mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Poland, Switzerland
Truth or Dare at Lily's house by FRIENDSLEAVEMEALONE reviews
Everyone is at Lily's house playing truth or dare...... Rated "M" for content in the 6th chapter... don't skip to that chapter cuz it won't make any sense if you do, pervs... lookin for porn...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
End of a Hero by Ultimate Jedi Master reviews
Post-ROTJ Dark Leia, Han, Luke fic. Revan, Anakin, Solo kids also. Who knew opening one holocron could have such far lasting consequences?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Leia O., Luke S.
A Sue in Denial by annnne reviews
A moronic epic tale of a Potter Sue in denial and how her creator manipulates her life in the most WTF moments ever. One Shot WARNING: Highly contains brain melting elements. T for cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - OC - Complete
Recipe for Antimatter by iRiot.Light reviews
Humerous Recipe for Anti-Matter. Hope it's enjoyable.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
The Empire vs OSHA by Draxis reviews
The Empire is not the only powerful evil organization left in the Galaxy. This tale, set shortly before Star Wars: A New Hope, describes an encounter between Darth Vader and OSHA.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Innocent Play? by Goddess of Serpents reviews
COMPLETE - What happens when a simple game of truth or dare, and a bottle of firewhiskey do? NC17 for later chapters. Totally AU nobody is dead .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Muffin Joke by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Obi-Wan, Garen, Siri and Reeft are in a bar. All are drunk and Obi-Wan has a joke to tell. It's supposed to be funny but I'm not going to tell you that it is. It's just a piece of randomness! Reviews are welcome, but I don't care. Pre-TPM! COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Fanfic Of English Bookreportedness by Amalia-Ashe reviews
A bunch of happenings that never actually happened! BWA HA HA!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The Chosen Eight by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
AU Year 6. “However, founders’ blood doesn’t really mean anything. Just because you have the blood of a founder doesn’t necessarily make you his or her heir. Those are chosen by the founders.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Truth or Dare by tre reviews
It started out as just an innocent game of truth or dare...WARNING: CONTAINS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2000
Truth or Dare! by Felicity reviews
Harry and Hermione starts "stripping", Snape dances, George dresses up as Ariel the Mermaid, and Mcgonagall sees it all! Trouble... MUST READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2001 - Published: 3/16/2001
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Hetalia Pool Party England POV reviews
This is a story about when the Bad Touch Trio decides, "Hey! Let's invite everyone to a pool party!". This is England's POV. All The POV's are England, Prussia, Russia, and Japan (Maybe). I'll mention the pairings when they're relevant. Rated T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - England/Britain
I Commentate: From a Distance, by RoxiWright reviews
So I Commentate on From a Distance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Hunger Games Pokémon Theme Song reviews
Born out of a random conversation. T cause it's the Hunger Games
Crossover - Pokémon & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Glimmer - Complete
The Most Epic WTF Moments ever! reviews
Way too many categories, but primarily Halo and Portal. T for now.
Crossover - Halo & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Chell
Base Delta Zero reviews
Commander Matthew of the Imperial Navy is faced with a difficult decision that leaves many lives in the balance. Billions. What will he do? Please Rate as it is my first Fan-Fic. *EDIT* To be tsken down, overhauled completely, and re-uploaded.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012
Minecraft Adventures reviews
One man wakes up alone, in a deserted word, with a BOOK! T for now because I'm paranoid.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012
1001 ways to kill Peter Pettigrew reviews
The Golden Trio find a mysterious spellbook and decide to take revenge. Rated T for Violence. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Peter P.
The Weirdo Wizards Book 1: So many references reviews
The Weirdo Wizards are a group of friends in Hogwarts. Sometimes they hate each other, but they're still friends. Tragedy, Adventure, Friendship, and a little Romance. *le gasp! *EDIT* DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., OC
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