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Author has written 11 stories for Dragon Age.

Summer, my arch nemesis of a season, is upon us. Fie!


I have quotes! The (not so) high-water marks of wittiness!

"Perfection is found in imperfection. And therefore, by linguistic extrapolation, the possibilities of tomorrow are found in the impossibilities of today."

"Never let a small thing like common sense stand in the way of genius."


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War of the Laurels by spectre4hire reviews
There is no Duncan at Highever when Howe reveals his true colors, but Edmund Cousland survives Howe's treachery along with the rightful heir of Highever, his nephew Oren. The Fereldan Civil War changes drastically when it's a Cousland who leads the resistance. This is a multiple perspective story that covers various plots including Couslands, Denerim, Orzammar, Fereldan Civil War.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 235,177 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Cousland, Anora, Oren C., R. Howe
A kind of magic by KCousland reviews
Another answer to a Cheeky Monkeys challenge. A collection of one-shots and drabbles where Tara Amell tries to make Zevran happy, with mixed results.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,933 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Zevran A., Amell
Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 449,388 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Amell
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 124 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - J. Garson
Saving Grace by Shakespira reviews
A wager between a viscount and his seneschal to turn Grace Hawke from uncouth spitfire to genteel noblewoman proves to be an irresistible challenge for Seneschal Bran. It may also be the death of him, if she has her way. Rated M for later chapters. Book-cover image by the amazingly talented Seika who is ladyseika on deviantArt .
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 5/24/2012 - unknown 1, Seneschal Bran
Darker Yet Darker by nighttimelights reviews
When fate prevents a younger Frisk from ever falling into the depths of Mount Ebott, 15 years pass before they're able to venture close again. What has happened to the monsters in those years? Thorny vines now prevent even most magical approaches to the mountain, and rumor abounds about the fate of the monsters trapped inside. Something isn't right, and Frisk is about to find out.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Flowey, Frisk, Sans, Papyrus
Andraste's Key by EasternViolet reviews
After the destruction of the Kirkwall Chantry, a mysterious mage recruits an Orlesian scholar to find Andraste's key. With help from the Hero of Ferelden, they must unlock this ancient secret. The DA world is thrown together when the Scholar, the Hero, an apostate and the Champion, scour Thedas to find a relic in time for the Conclave. Post-Kirkwall/ Pre-Inquisition.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 275,521 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Amell, Connor G., Hawke
Modest in Temper, Bold in Deed by Bethadots reviews
The woman they call Rosalie Trevelyan is not a noblewoman at all but a bard sent to spy on the conclave by her Orlesian master. Becoming the Herald of Andraste was a lot more than she bargained for, and keeping her true identity a secret from everyone else is just another complication.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Trevelyan, Iron Bull] Leliana - Complete
Tales of an Unlikely Mage by CrimsonLance50 reviews
An eighteen year old high school graduate gets dropped in Thedas out of the Fade. Wakes up to find that he's a mage. Follow him as he tries to survive in a hostile world that hates him for what he is while he works to gain control of his newfound abilities. Partial SI. Eventual pairings. DA2 with mention of Origins. Rating for language and violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Bethany H., OC] Hawke, Carver H.
My Name is Amell by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
'They' say no two Amells should exist in the same universe but 3 of them together is going slightly overboard with all the women and children first with no life-jackets or hot rum with hungry sharks circling below. Crossover Alt-Universe TLW-WYWH-RAM with Reyavie. No sequel this however...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Amell
Corin by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 290,783 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cousland, Anora
Eternal Infinite Immortal by Suilven reviews
The woman I once was felt sadness, felt guilt, felt regret. I felt none of those things. Post-ME3 Control Ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2014 - J. Garson - Complete
As Howling Wind Across the Steppes by leaky.oven reviews
Mathain Mahariel has been cast adrift in a sea of violence, lust and betrayal. m!Mahariel/Alistair, prompted by a severe lack thereof at k!meme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Mahariel, Alistair
The Night Was Filled With (DA FF Writers June Challenge) by The Original Frizzi reviews
The battle at Ostagar was an eventful night, for more than just the Wardens and King Cailan. This is a brief glimpse into a soldier's final moments on the battlefield.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014
Rise of Arlathan by BeyondThedas reviews
When the arrival of two mysterious women attracts the attention of the now-retired Bard Ives Durante, his curiosity sparks a chain of events that will lead from the Grey Warden's Keep in Val Royeaux all the way to the Great Hall of Arlathan. Join Ives and his companions as they search to find a cure for the taint, and discover that no less than the future of Thedas is at stake.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Amell, Zevran A., Alistair, Mahariel
Justice in Surrender by analect reviews
All Tobias Hawke wants is to stay alive. Kirkwall is no place for an apostate like him… and definitely no place to fall in love with an apostate like Anders. He knows he should get out. Trouble is, it may already be too late. m!Hawke mage /Anders M/M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 267,916 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Hawke, Anders
Dial 1800 for Ferelden Counseling Services by Reyavie reviews
And be attended by your very own Warden-Commander Aedan Cousland and All-Powerful Old God Urthemiel. Ask them anything, poke and prod at your own descrition and, most importantly, remember we lack insurance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Cousland, Urthemiel
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kíli, Fíli
Blood Song by xseikax reviews
Lilyth was the opposite of what a hero should be, a manipulative blood mage who wanted nothing but power, to survive. She had risen up from a bitter past, forged her will into iron resolve, and knew the cruel lesson of life: only the strong survived.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,875 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Surana, Zevran A.
Desire by Grace Kay reviews
Leliana confronts Elissa Cousland, and something's gotta give. Rated M, one-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Cousland, Leliana] - Complete
The Return by dragonmactir reviews
Current characters: Loghain/Cousland, Surana, Brosca, Varric, Anora/Alistair, Merrill, Isabella, Fenris, Aveline/Donnic, Tabris, Flemeth. Loghain Mac Tir returns from Orlais after being relieved of his service in the Wardens through mysterious offices, just in time to help the King, Queen, and Hero of Ferelden (Cousland) put down the Empress' renewed "interest" in Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 257,216 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Wed for Duty by BonnieandRhyme reviews
The Blight is over, but tensions brew in the royal court. Anora, now the widowed queen, is pledged to marry the bastard heir to the throne, Alistair. But will their relationship ever be more than strained, their marriage ever more than a political power play?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
The Longest Memories by PhoenixFlame6 reviews
A decade after the Blight, Anora cannot say she hates the Warden. From starting blood feuds with Tevinter mages to razing Amaranthine, Anora just wishes the woman would leave her court in peace for more than a year. Meanwhile, Thedas changes and the queen must rearrange her pieces. Love, duty, and politics make strange bedfellows.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Alistair, Anora] Tabris, Nathaniel H. - Complete
The Long Road by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Companion piece to 'Mabari & Magus': Life's journey can lead to extraordinary places, not least those within oneself. Key moments in Sabhya Amell's life, pre-game and moving through the Blight. Slightly AU-ish. Rating now M just in case for implied adult themes and violent imagery.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,239 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Amell, Zevran A.
Pilgrimage by EasternViolet reviews
What happens when an elf of little faith takes a pilgrimage?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Leliana, Surana
Heart's Desire by Peres reviews
A somewhat overgrown one-shot featuring one of my headcanon couples. Soris has always thought romantic tales rather ridiculous. He changes his mind a little when he's living in one. Written for the CMDA Valentine's Day challenge "Love Returns".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Soris, Surana] Zevran A., Shianni - Complete
The Call by Oleander's One reviews
An old man confronts the shadows of his past and faces one he never thought to see again.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Mabari & Magus by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A dog's best friend is his mage. And vice versa. A series of random drabbles of no particular chronological order centered around Sabhya Amell and Blossom. Rating 'T' for mild language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amell, Dog
Unwanted Excitement by Gratiae reviews
Fíli and Kíli give their Uncle Thorin quite the fright. One-Shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Good Dog by Peres reviews
A good dog knows that there are no choices in matters of love and of loyalty. Warning: rather dark.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Dog, Alistair - Complete
I Have No Idea How the Rhinoceros Got There by Riverdancekat09 reviews
...but it's still easier to explain than the elf. An autumn storm delivers an unexpected intruder, and my comfortable rhythm and routine is altered forever. Now rated 'M'.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,260 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Kirkwall Can Be Such a Drag by Josie Lange reviews
An unexpected visitor arrives just as Madeline Hawke and Mother Petrice are about to have their final confrontation. Story takes place in Act II. Fenris, Anders, and Isabela co-star. Written for the "Never-Say-Never Self Insert Challenge" at the Cheeky Monkeys of Dragon Age forum. Rated "T" for mild language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - unknown 1, Petrice - Complete
A Study in Spheres by The Half Mad Writer reviews
Forced to remain behind after the Battle of Denerim, Enchanter Watson is placed in the charge of Sherlock Holmes, who introduces Watson to his unique profession and invites him along to help solve the mystery of a murdered templar. Based on "A Study in Scarlet".
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Halt Everything, I Bring Logic by Reyavie reviews
Reply to a CMDA challenge. Ever thought about the one thing you'd change in DA? Yes. Yes, you did, don't lie. Ostagar gets a visitor.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Cailan T., Cousland - Complete
It's Called Revenge, Shepard by Reyavie reviews
What's this about letting Kaidan get away with Horizon? What is?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Treachery by Isolationistmagi reviews
Ostagar one shot from Loghain's perspective.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Loghain M. T. - Complete
Lost in a Familiar Place by serenbach reviews
You have never believed that he is dead. That's why it hurts to lose him, not once, but three times. F!Mahariel/Tamlen.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Tamlen, Mahariel - Complete
This Valley of Dying Stars by Suilven reviews
You'll never be alone, she'd said. She lied. Post-ME3. Very dark.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Shelter by shadoedseptmbr reviews
In whom do we seek shelter? Sebastian and Hawke, figuring things out over the course of a story. NSFW after Ch. 14.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,976 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - unknown 1, Sebastian V. - Complete
Identity Theft by SailorElfGirl reviews
It was hard being a mage in Kirkwall. It was harder still to be Hawke's ancestor from 1400 years in the future who was sent back into Hawke's body by a dragon. Things would be easier if people would just understand my jokes. M!HawkexAnders. Slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,840 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Anders, Hawke
Jazz Age by mongoose-bite reviews
Hawke and his family fled the war in Ferelden on a liner, dogged by Darkspawn U-Boats. Two years later the war is over and Hawke is a private detective in Kirkwall, a city awash with jazz, bootleg liquor and a lot of trouble. Roaring 20s AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,986 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke, Fenris - Complete
Hurtled into Chaos by Wyl reviews
DA2: A cynical, taciturn rogue with a strong sense of duty to her family struggles against her past and present. Can she overcome the misery within to find purpose, friendship, and later love? Campaign story with lots of twists. Book 1 of 3 Act 1 .
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 217,255 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
In Her Mind's Eye by EasternViolet reviews
Freedom is a curious thing. It does not make the wanting go away. Nuraya Amell wants to end the Blight, free the mages and see Alistair take the Fereldan throne. Most of all, she wants Alistair. Can she have it all? COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,291 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Small, But Fierce by totallybursar reviews
What happens when the qunari find a young thief in their midst. Young F!Hawke AU oneshot. Posted in two parts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Per Ardua Ad Astra by LittleLeto reviews
M!Hawke/Fenris. A proud, prickly mage runs into a proud, prickly, mage-hating elf, and, after a shaky start, they find they have more in common than they first realised. Strong language, moderate sex scenes. Also with Anders, Varric and others.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 359,325 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Fenris, Hawke
Tea with Bethany by Zute reviews
The Champion has tea with her sister, Bethany. A satire of the romance options in Dragon Age II.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - unknown 1, Bethany H. - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Dragon Eyes by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
Before the dwarves and Bilbo, of course, went to regain the great treasure at Erebor, the mountain first had to be taken by Smaug the Magnificent. This is that takeover, from the great red dragon's perspective. Not consistent with Tolkien's histories.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Smaug - Complete
How to Bottle Lust by The Original Frizzi reviews
Gather 'round the campfire, for I will tell you a tale, of a rambunctious boy of magic receiving a lot more than he wished for, of a wishing-for-true-love FAIL! DAWC challenge to write a happy Circle story! Rated M for safety
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Anders, Amell - Complete
Broken Souls by MsBarrows reviews
Keran finds himself assigned to a remote post for six months, his only company a young tranquil mage named Feynriel. Rated M for eventual smutty bits.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Keran, Feynriel - Complete
The Corsette Makes the Man by Shini-neko-chan reviews
A request fic, set around the 1900s, with cross-dressing!Fenris and Garrett Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Fenris, Hawke - Complete
Remembering Aunt Mildred by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
Sometimes, what you leave behind is more difficult than accepting that you need to leave...A story of the Mage that didn't become a Grey Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 258,058 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Amell - Complete
Blue Skies, Fresh Air, Freedom, and Darkspawn by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Before Maggie Amell became the Warden Commander she was just a big-mouthed mage happy for any chance to leave the Circle. Being a Grey Warden isn't easy, but it's certainly better than the tower! Set in the Never Boring/Apostates of Amaranthine universe
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,310 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zevran A., Amell
God of Beauty by Hyliian reviews
He heard the Voice, the fire in his blood, and he Sang his Call to his children. The rise and fall of the Archdemon of the Fifth Blight, through his eyes.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Urthemiel - Complete
Jinx by Bethadots reviews
The inevitable is coming, and Jinx is going to make the best of the time he has. For him that means making mischief and stealing what pleasures he can. There is nothing to lose. This is my DA: Asunder writing competition entry.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
A Boy and His Dog by fangirl42 reviews
The story of Liam Cousland through the eyes and memories of his aging Mabari. Part of the "Who Wants to Live Forever" story line.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Cousland, Zevran A.
The Burglar Bold and Dragon Dread by Indilwen the Bard reviews
Small and brave the Burglar Bold which cheated Smaug the Dragon Dread and returned with treasures it is said. A 200 word poem of sorts about the events surrounding the end of Bilbo's adventure to the Lonely Mountain. Written as lore. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
The Taste of Surprise by vehlr reviews
Tumblr exchange fic for wasdplz. Fenris and Bethany converse.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Fenris, Bethany H. - Complete
What and Whom? by Reyavie reviews
Where Carver learns about the 'J' word, Sigrun gets harassed, Oghren gets an eyeful and the Warden gets an urge to kill everyone.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Carver H., Sigrun - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Archdemon by tklivory reviews
As Grey Warden Kalindra and company close in on the Archdemon, an unusual curse from an unlikely source threatens the party. Will they be able to overcome its effect to save Ferelden? WARNING: Thar be chuckles ahead!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Tabris, Alistair] Shale, Zevran A. - Complete
Support Magic by Snarkoleptic reviews
Our favorite swamp witch has finally had enough of your endless curiosity about her most practical magic. Parody and crack once again. M for juvenile humor.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Morrigan
Alistair, I Am Your Father by Reyavie reviews
Aedan Cousland never thought he'd empathize with the Archdemon of all creatures. Here comes to show he should expect everything. But where do Wookies come into the story anyway?
Crossover - Star Wars & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Cousland - Complete
An Unsought Finding by littleblackdog reviews
Set before Mark of the Assassin, with minor spoilers for the DLC. Just a short, somewhat sweet moment between Seneschal Bran and Serendipity.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Seneschal Bran - Complete
A Pair of Knaves by MsBarrows reviews
Owen Amell has challenged Zevran to chase *him* now that he has the assassin's interest. Written for a prompt on the k!meme asking for Zevran with a dominant partner and size kink. Rated M for m/m smutty bits. An Arren & Co. Story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
The Wild Rose's Thorn by MsBarrows reviews
Morrigan teaches Jowan shapeshifting magic so the nervous mage can better hide himself in mage-unfriendly places. With good timing, as the very next place they visit is Redcliffe Castle to revive the Arl. Rated M for m/m smutty bits. An Arren & Co. story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Alistair, Jowan - Complete
Brandy Kisses by MsBarrows reviews
Zevran has an unexpected encounter with Bann Teagan, and gains a friend. An Arren & Co. story.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Zevran A., Teagan G. - Complete
So Sharp A Thorn by MsBarrows reviews
Written for a prompt of the k!meme. OP wanted a Jowan/Alistair story that had clumsy courtship, fluff, sap, and would provoke squee-ing. Rated M for mild M/M content, mostly lots of character development. An Arren & Co. story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alistair, Jowan - Complete
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Riordan - Complete
Rants, Facepalms, and Things Left Unsaid by The Ultimate Person reviews
Tom, a darkspawn, vents on life, meaning, and happy things.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
Dinner with Anora by Zute reviews
Alistair is invited dine with the queen. This takes place shortly before the Blight comes to Denerim. It is an event that happens in the S. Californian in King Cailan's Court AU world.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Alistair, Anora - Complete
A Breath Of Fresh Air by Ventisquear reviews
Cheeky Monkey 'Hypocricy' Challenge... Is Airam rally possessed, like Wynne suspects?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Zevran A., Surana - Complete
The Plot Thickens by Vshard reviews
When tensions rise in a small group, companions take things into their own hands to secure resolution. Caught up in their oblivious camaraderie, Varric and Lady Hawke get wrapped up in one of these traps, but they'll get their revenge. Eventually.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hawke, Varric T. - Complete
The Watching Giant by Eva Galana reviews
It always amazed him how someone so small, so seemingly insignificant, and completely unfettered could prove so overwhelmingly effective in battle.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sten, Brosca - Complete
Misguided by YamiSnuffles reviews
Bit of a crackfic; Hawke finds out from Aveline that she's been doing some late night "campaigning" for mages with Isabela. Anders approves but thinks her methods might be a little misguided. A fair bit of innuendo but nothing explicit.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Anders, unknown 1] Aveline V. - Complete
Heatwave by Lok reviews
One's hit Kirkwall, but that's not the only reason some people are sweating.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hawke - Complete
Temper, Temper by Serindrana reviews
Fynnea Tabris has a passionate temper. Zevran likes to play with fire. Origins-timeline. BDSM flavors, violence, limited angst. Please check each chapter's specific warnings for more information. Updates every Friday.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
Rising to the Challenge by Doxx reviews
rather long fill for a Kink meme prompt, Rogue!warden and zevran one-upmanship. generally sneakyness. m/m.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zevran A., Cousland - Complete
Escaping by the Dozen by Thundera Tiger reviews
After the Wood-elves capture Thorin and his company, Bilbo seems to be their only hope for escape. And they are more than ready to provide him with many suggestions on how to go about it.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Myth of the First Warden by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn fully intends to return to Orzammar after the Blight but Loghain points out that Amaranthine will need an Arl. People won't accept Loghain under normal circumstances but fortunately the pair have got the Myth of the First Warden on their side...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Aeducan, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Keeping Watch by Ashfae reviews
Alistair is just a little obsessed. Set between the kiss and spending the night. Alistair/f!PC, details about the f!PC deliberately left vague
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Challenged by Redrangerpower reviews
It started with a challenge. One, simple challenge from dwarven berserker to human mage, made during a particularly slow night on the open road.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Amell, Oghren - Complete
Elf Root by Soledad reviews
Bilbo Baggins is presumably dead, his belongings are to be sold on an auction. But he brings back more than just gold and silver from the foreign lands when he returns.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Trials of a Woodland King by Soledad reviews
Sequel to 'Little Bird', with slightly less anguish perhaps. Thorin & Co. enter Mirkwood - much to the Elvenking's chagrin, who has enough other things to worry about. BOOKVERSE fic, picked up and partially revised after a decade or so. Previously known as 'Astonishment in Mirkwood'.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Elvenking Thranduil, Legolas, OC, Thorin
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A Heated Conversation reviews
Varric and Dorian have a little chit chat to pass the time. Whilst under fire. From a dragon. A gift fic for EasternViolet! :D
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Varric T., Dorian, Iron Bull, Adaar - Complete
The Seventh Corpse Walker Unbound reviews
"The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?" —Edgar Allan Poe
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Alistair, Morrigan, Cousland, Flemeth - Complete
Piece of Mind reviews
"Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there's always madness." —Alan Moore
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014
Strung Out reviews
Story-time and smut-time with Varric and Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Varric T., Hawke - Complete
Always With Me reviews
CMDA Secret Santa Fic for ChampiontheWonderSnail, depicting a little holiday fun in the snow for the two wardens.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Alistair - Complete
A Spider Drops In reviews
Written for the "Never-Say-Never Self Insert Challenge" at the Cheeky Monkeys of Dragon Age forum. The Challenge in a nutshell: "Pick your favourite or unfavourite scene from DA and put your lovely self into it." The Dragon Age universe and characters, things, places, etc. belong to Bioware, and so on and so forth.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Hawke, Petrice - Complete
The Tranquil's Solution reviews
"It was a time when only the dead smiled, happy in their peace." —Anna Akhmatova
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Rain Dance reviews
"To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless." —Gilbert K. Chesterton. Cover art created by the amazing Ventisquear.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Varania - Complete
True Fereldan Fashion reviews
"The best way to behave is to misbehave." —Mae West
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hawke - Complete
A Peaceful Protest reviews
"Compassion is the basis of morality." —Arthur Schopenhauer
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - unknown 1, Saemus D. - Complete
The Flower Girl reviews
"It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it." —Eleanor Roosevelt
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - unknown 1 - Complete