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http:///gangstasmurfettefanfiction/

My blog is where I publish a few original stories as well as recommend fanfictions.

UPCOMING PROJECTS:

Strong Hearts:

Story will be a collab with Sympathy Heart. It will be the sequel of 'Where Does My Heart Beat Now'.

RUNNING PROJECTS:

Where Does My Heart Beat Now

A collab with Sympathy Heart in the later chapters. An exciting twist of romance, history, and moments of peril. An Irish Civil War reenactor with a sad past meets the girl he believes will turn everything around in his life. Together they find a love that keeps them going when times get rough. A journey through the beautiful small Texas town of Jefferson. Found on her profile at: /u/945907/Sympathy-Heart

ON HAITUS:

A New Dawn

Sunni and Buddi are growing closer each day, much to Ursa and Gruffi's disappointment. But when a new terror arises, the Gummis must learn to rely on each other, and perhaps survive to see the dawn of a new day in which Gummis and humans live side by side...

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
Because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry's actual first friend
who lived and died soaring.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

PONDER THIS

1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
2. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
7. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
8. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
9. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
10. So what's the speed of dark?
11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
14. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
15. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
16. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
17. Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
19. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
20. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
21. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
22. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
23. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
25. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
26. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
27. Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
28. Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
29. Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
32. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
33. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
34. Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
35. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
36. Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
37. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
38. Can bald men get lice?
39. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
40. Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
41. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
42. Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
43. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
44. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
45. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
46. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
47. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
48. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
49. Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
50. If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
51. Why is it called common sense if it's so rare

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Little Christian, Cheycartoongirl8, itsalollapalooza23, MercyFulbright

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Don't like my style? Well I certainly don't like yours.

Don't know me? Don't judge me.

Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.

I'm me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.

(List some Kids Next Door characters in a random order 1-7)

1. Numbuh 5 / Abby

2. Numbuh 86 / Fanny

3. Numbuh 1/ Nigel

4. Numbuh 4 / Wally

5. Cree

6. Numbuh 362 / Rachel

7. Lizzie

1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?

(Numbuh 85/ Fanny)

Scream? Run?

2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?

(Cree)

OMG! Cree, I'm soooo sorry! Don't pumble me!

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

(Numbuh 1/Nigel and Lizzie)

Actaully...They already are. But they are a seriously bad couple.

4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

(Numbuh 5/Abby and Numbuh 86/Fanny)

ABBY? Since when were you les?

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?

(Numbuh 362/Rachel)

Ugh, what time is it? RACHEL! Ok, WTF?

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

(Numbuh 5/Abby and Numbuh 4/Wally)

This is actaully not a bad couple...

7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?

(Numbuh 86/Fanny)

Wow, she actaully can be nice to people.

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?

(Cree)

OMG...

I'm getting a restrianing order...

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a boy band?

(Numbuh 5/Abby, Numbuh 4/Wally and Numbuh 362/Rachel)

Not gonna happen.

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

(Numbuh 86/Fanny, Numbuh 4/Wally and Cree)

Get restraining orders...AND FAST!!

11.)What would you do if (5) and (7) were in a mental hospital?

(Cree and Lizzie)

CELEBRATE!

12.)What would you do if you heard (4) singing Poker Face?

(Numbuh 4/Wally)

OMG... That right there, is just wierd.

13.)What would you do if (1) proposed to you?

(Numbuh 5/Abby)

How about...say no?

14.)What would you do if (2), (7), and (4) were presidents for different countries?

(Numbuh 86/Fanny, Lizzie and Numbuh 4/Wally)

This is a bomb just wiating to explode.

15.)What would you do if (2) and (3) got married?

(Numbuh 86/Fanny and Numbuh 1/Nigel)

This suites me alot better than Lizzie and Numbuh 1.

16.)What would you do if (7) tried to convince you they're a purple rhino?

(Lizzie)

Uhh...

LOL!

3 Most Difficult Things to Do in the World:

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Now please put your tongue back inside.

Post this on your profile if you fell for it! I know you did!

List your favourite twelve characters from Harry Potter, in no particular order.

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Ginny Weasley

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Minevra McGonnigal

7. Albus Dumbledore

8. Molly Weasley

9. Hagrid

10. Dudley Dursley

11. Draco Malfoy

12. Severus Snape

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Minnie and Draco. Not gonna fly. 'Sides, I really don't wanna know what would happen to Draco if this happened.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ginny doesn't spark my attention in ANY way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Snape got Molly pregnant. This would be one of the rare times that Arthur Weasley would go to drastic messures.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah. Read one yesterday.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Flat out.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Luna/Hagrid or Luna/Dudley. Okay, I'd say Luna/Hagrid this time because, frankly, I don't think Dudley's Luna's type.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Dumbledore walks in on Hermione and Snape having sex? Well, he probably won't care - but he'll blush up a storm.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ron finds out about Harry's life at his cousins hands and decided to get revenge.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry and Molly? I ought to think so - I'm just too lazy to go looking.

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Molly and Snape? "Confessions of a Overworked Potions Master".

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

"What Hurts The Most"

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry, McGonnigal and Snape? I don't really know...

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Luna? I don't think I ever had...

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Harry and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship untill Dumbledore runs off with Ginny. Harry, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, the follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with Ron.

OMG!

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Nope.

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Hagrid would rejoice, most likely.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

McGonnigal, Ron, Hagrid or Dudley? I'd say Ron. Dudley is a Muggle, Hagrid is half-giant and Minnie is most likely in already.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Hermione, Luna, Molly or Draco? I'd say Draco, but he already was one by "Half-Blood Prince". The other three are on the side of the light.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

McGonnigal and Hagrid or Hermione and Ginny? I cannot chose sides this time. They're both pretty suckish to me.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Ron, McGonnigal or Albus? Ron would be my ideal choice here.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

McGonnigal, Hagrid or Draco? None of them knows what T.V is.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Harry, Ginny, McGonnigal, Molly or Draco? Rule out the females - since I'm female - and that leaves Harry and Draco. I'd chose Harry out of the two them, because I never liked Draco.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Luna and Hagrid? Hagrid accidentally kills Luna and goes on a guilt trip.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Hemione and Molly? Most likely family.

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Harry kills Hermione or Hagrid kills Luna? Neither seems likely but if we're talking by accident, then I'd say Hargid kills Luna.

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

McGonnigal, Hagrid or Ron? I'd say McGonnigal.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Ginny, McGonnigal or Dudley? None of them seem likely.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

McGonnigal or Hagrid? I'd say McGonnigal.

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

Harry,Luna, McGonnigal or Snape? I'd kill to get Harry away from those people they call his relatives!

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

Harry, Ginny, McGonnigal, Molly or Draco? Rule out the females - since I'm female - and that leaves Harry and Draco. I'd chose Harry out of the two them, because I never liked Draco.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

A/N: ALL WORKS MENTIONED ABOVE IS THE WORK OF Gangsta Smurfette!!