Yellowierd0hide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Simpsons, Fruits Basket, and Inuyasha. 05.07.2009 Hi!! There really isn't much to know about me. I just logged in for the first time in nearly 3 years and realised how awful my profile is. I've changed a lot. I have a big question mark on whether I will post anything new, but well, I'll just see how it goes. If anyone has an IDEA of something I could write I might give it a go! My Main Fandoms: Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: TNG, NCIS, CSI: NY, Fruits Basket, Naruto Links: My deviantART My LiveJournal |
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A Gift of Love by Jezebel Parks reviews
Yoh has Anna, Ren has no one and he wants to keep it that way. However, his parents have other plans. Most kids get toys or clothes for their birthday. Ren gets something else... Rated for Language, Violence, and Sexuality.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 498,644 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Ren T.
Camp Waterford by Scosh81 reviews
Gibbs team gets sent to Camp Waterford for a week of teambuilding. Tiva and possible McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,686 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
THE DARE SHOW! 2! by MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary reviews
The Dare Show is back with not only a new season but also a new hostauthor! See what happens when the insanity continues in this new season.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by OliveInk reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he's considering suicide, will someone come to his rescue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures! by The Girly Man reviews
What happens when you take most of the brains out of our favorite Fruits Basket characters? Why, The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures, of course!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006
Learn To Play My Game by Takara Yukiko reviews
Sakura has decided to play a game with Kakashi. Then he realises what's going on and plays along.. in his own way. What will Naruto and Sasuke think? What do games lead to? [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
So What Now? by i-have-issues-deal-with-it reviews
full sum inside! warning: goth people... flames welcome!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Another Place by Fly-Girl222 reviews
Tom hits his head and ends up in an alternate universe where things are incredibly different. Set during Thirty Days, please read and review! Now with Missing Scenes for more fun!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - T. Paris - Complete
Something Like That by GrimmZ reviews
It is a romantic ninja play and no one is really sure what it's about, when the leading lad and lady fall ill it is up to poor Temari and an unwilling Shikamaru to save the day. [T for language]ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Mission: Freak Out Kakashi by Melissa Norvell reviews
CHAPTER 17 POSTED! SakuKakaNaru. Naruto and Sakura take a bet on who can freak out the teacher, but what happens when Sakura gets a little too caught up in the game? mostly KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,183 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Bloodstained Regret by MysticFirefly reviews
ONESHOT: After Sasuke and Itachi's final battle, after the horrible deed has been done, what does Sasuke feel? Relief or Regret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Soaked Valentine by ChaosLink reviews
What happens when the Kyuubi finds out that he will be reborn even if his container is dead? Find out. First songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
BORED II by 143csi4ever reviews
Sara gets Catherine to do something with her...conversational...
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Haiku! by Serena-Chan reviews
Gaara takes a shot at writing poetry for his very first crush. Temari and Kankuro try to help. Oh god. Poor Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Someone's watching us by xXNattatouilleXx reviews
When Greg starts to feel like someone is watching him, things start to get slightly strange in the lab. [COMPLETE]
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Greg S., Archie J. - Complete
Why i, kakashi ware a mask by Gothkat reviews
the copy nin is fed up he is telling you why he wares a mask and what is beneath it. :short song fic and plzplzplz no flames it makes me hate this site and give up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
COD by bioassy reviews
VERY VERY SHORT. A rare moment between Greg and Grissom. The acid is real!
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Gil G., Greg S. - Complete
Cat And Mouse by kikofreako reviews
How do you win a game with no rules? And more importantly, how do you forfeit? [shikatema]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ninja Instant Messaging by Kiwi-Kitteh reviews
What happens when Hinata signs in on NOL? 'Ninjas Online' This just proves why the Naruto gang SHOULDN'T be introduced to any I.Ming system. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Few Drinks by guiltshow reviews
Hinata gets drunk. Its Kiba's fault. Hope you enjoy. Chapter One:Drunk HyuugaChapter Two:Shino is Smited!Chapter Three:Shikamaru the Fondler and Others Chapter Four:The Attack on the Pink Haired Whore Chapter 5:Good Ole Drinking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
10 ways to piss off Naruto! by Baturo-Demon Ninja reviews
just something i did when i was bored...just things i thought i would do to naruto to piss him off.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi Mystery by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Genin love IM. Jounin don't know a thing about it. What happens when the jounin find out about it, spy on the genin's chatroom, and make up a fake sn? [oneshot] [semi ooc]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Kakashi's Holiday by MetalDragonFX reviews
It's just a story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Suicide Club by RinsDarkMagician reviews
So many people are suffering and it's all the fault of Yuki and his new, insane club. He's out to make sure everyone knows he can't be saved. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Matchmaker Kakashi by MetalDragonFX reviews
Hahaha what happens If Kakashi accidently found Gai's Diary and reads it, then starts playing Matchmaker with the new jounins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Insert Witty Title Here by Atashi Desu reviews
All right, summary time. So, there's this girl, who goes to Japan, and watches a cursed video. All the smart people who have actually watched this movie know what's gonna happen. Or do they? Hmm... I've had too many falls on my head, so don't blame me!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Aftershave by random-antics-echelon reviews
Nick and Warrick argue over which shaving cream brand is better. Some GregSara for fun. oneshot.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Nick S., Warrick B. - Complete
Kaze no Namidawa: The Diary of Isuzu Sohma by The Girly Man reviews
Under Akito's orders, Rin is forced to attend Kaibara High! Oh no! Rin won't have any of this. Rin will get out any way she can... [[COMPLETE!]]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Rin S. - Complete
Five Kisses by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto and his first five kisses [SasuNaru fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Maddithong reviews
[Sakura's got her first date with Sasuke planned out, and it might get steamy. So what happens when she goes to Kakashi for advice?][Kakashi x Sakura x Sasuke]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Too Sexy by AngelWingRinoa777 reviews
Kakashi gets a dare out of a hat...What is it? Everyone in team 7 gets a dare! Humor xP Chappie Sixteen is UP! NaruSasuKakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Please Don't Feed the Animals by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Tohru and the Sohma's go to the zoo on a snowy day in Winter. But all does not go to plan as the Sohma's get followed, attacked and mauled by their animal counterparts! Very funny and cute.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Tohru H. - Complete
The Competition by Lady Jaye1 reviews
One shot. Gai and Kakashi stumble across an unexpected sight during one of their battles. The problem? Well...it might kill them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dreaming of You by Torishu reviews
A longish Drabble 1400words.Kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Bored at the Lab by bauerfreak reviews
The girls of the lab are really bored one Friday night. Find out what they do about it! My first attempt at humor! Ensemble with a pinch of Snickers.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Simple Questions? by MetalDragonFX reviews
Well It's a NejiTen Story I think this is the first story I ever wrote that is not that funny! Also has mild ShikaTem..haha I bet if any of my friends read this I'd be embarassed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Maybe Someday by Menerothiel reviews
Sakura's thoughts on Kakashi one night. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
It Started With A Bet? by Usearki reviews
Kakashi and Gai get drunk and Kakashi is challenged to make Sakura his girlfriend. Lee is stalking Sakura just to make things complicated. Can love blossom from this strange set of circumstances? KakaSaku [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Game by Siephe reviews
Oneshot. After a long round of sparring, Naruto and Sasuke chill out for a bit... And so comes the birth of Naruto's funky game. ShounenAi. Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Beautiful Day by DelightfullyMAD reviews
Gaara is having a very good day. And the world trembles in fear...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2005
One Fine Afternoon by MP1 reviews
On her way back to Konoha from a mission, a perfectly fine conversation goes horribly wrong when Sakura says something she shouldn't have said... KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Drunk Slumber Party by UzumakiSteph reviews
Naruto over hears the girls talking about a slumber party and decides to have one of his own, but in order to do this he has to get the boys drunk. What will happen when a group of drunk boys have pillow fights, truth or dare and other party games.DONE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Winston goes on a diet by Homestarnut reviews
Winston goes crazy on his diet
1984 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2003
He DOES exist! by Skippy1 reviews
The result of extreme boredorm. Winston meets Big Brother and other such insanity.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2003
Room 101 by Terrapin Kavalier reviews
A parody of an excerpt from George Orwell's book, 1984. It attempts to create some humor out of the dismal scene of Room 101.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
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Death on your Lips reviews
Being bored leads Lisa to find some interesting things online. What will people think of the new Lisa? Only the pixies know XP only the pixies. T cause of violentish scenes... Complete!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,347 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
The Random Freak Show! Monty Python style! reviews
The Random Freak Show! hosted by Yellowierd0. This week it’s Furuba! And the theme is… MONTY PYTHON! It’s mainly the Holy Grail though. Contains bits of Life of Brian, not much just a little. Rated for language. there isn’t tooo much cursing though
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Constipated reviews
Homer ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Songfic: Constipated – Weird Al Yaukovic
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Some Simps Inuyasha fan fic that makes no sense reviews
Simpsons go to a magical place Inuyasha land. Homer gets hungry, Bart makes fun of Inuyasha, Lisa befriends Kagome and Shippo and... Naraku comes along! i.e. problems and blood, hopefully yay!
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Random Fic Way too random to title reviews
Contains Inuyasha, A Lot of Randomness, Death, The Simpsons, Hippies, Emos, Malcolm in the Middle and Star Trek. I think that’s it. I’m not sure. Well if you don’t know what any of these things are it may be slightly harder to understand. Not too hard tho
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Kyo's Last Breath reviews
Songfic: My Last Breath by Evanescence. It’s basically what Kyo’s thoughts are about being confined. Contains slight spoilers for Chappy 33 and 63. OneShot and sorry for the typos
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
