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Author has written 10 stories for Sherlock, Disney, and Tomb Raider.

Bro I dunno what to tell you. Just read the stuff.

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The Happiest Place by ForTalosandtheEmpire reviews
For fifty-six years, Disneyland held a secret: all the characters are very much alive within the park's walls. Things are not as wonderful as they would seem, however. When the Villains threaten the park's very existence, the characters will have to put aside their differences in order to save the happiest place on earth.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,947 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
The Story of Ella by TheatreGirl81 reviews
A retelling of (at least) 6 different fairy tales, all rolled into one fractured story.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
Speak My Language by Graphite Eyes reviews
Soul doesn't know how to tell Kid and Liz that he understands everything they're saying when they start to argue in Italian. He didn't really care either until they started bringing up his name before every fallout. /Soki
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Death The Kid, Soul Eater] Elizabeth T./Liz, Maka A.
DISNEY: High School Edition by ravenwritingclaw reviews
CANCELLED - read "Life Is Not A Fairy Tale." It's a redo of this story with different plots. Thanks for all the support with this series!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,293 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
The Company We Keep by BlueWhitney reviews
Decades have passed, but Sylar still wants to save the cheerleader. If only she weren't suicidal. . .
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,324 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - [Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.] Micah S., Molly W. - Complete
A Captain and His First Officer by rousey reviews
A collection of individual Spock/Kirk one-shots and/or drabbles. Of course these stories revolve around our favorite Captain and First Officer. However, the crew will make many appearances and become tangled in many of the plots. After all, the Enterprise is just one big family! I am open to requests too. This is rated T for language and sexual content but nothing explicit. Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,057 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Crystal Thief by crystallica81 reviews
One crime, many suspects. All the police are asking for is for someone to own up for what they did. The suspects are keeping silent, and whoever the Crystal Thief is, they aren't giving up the Crystal without a fight. In the end, who will the Agents choose to pin the blame on and put to death?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,959 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
Dawn by crystallica81 reviews
!SEQUEL TO MIDNIGHT! (Full summary inside). Deftly and lyrically weaved together with intense romance and hilariously funny moments, this magical sequel to Midnight will leave you breathless and begging for more.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014
Andalasia High School by Meg Rider reviews
Join Disney characters as they go through their Junior year of High School. Better description on profile.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,955 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Grim Reminder (and Other One-Shots!) by The Brod Road reviews
Updated! Light BB/Rae. What happens when a TV segment brings thoughts of a certain someone to Beast Boy's mind? Raven ends up with the answer. After all, she had the remote...and the mind-reading.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] Terra
Almost Hynotizing by Nintendo Queen reviews
James T. Kirk was no stranger to sexual desires...however, he found himself completely shell shocked to have this sudden, insatiable urge to kiss someone. Perhaps because said someone is his first officer... SpockxKirk; Spirk May continue
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/1/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Rare Prize by Pirateweasel reviews
It would be foolish to give up a rare prize. AU-Sam and Tron off the Grid. To see more of Sam and Tron, check out my profile page! Part 6 of the Grid Myths and Stories series
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Tron/Rinzler, Sam Flynn - Complete
what legends are made of by Rosslyn reviews
On a routine mission to a normal-looking planet, Kirk and Spock discover a strange cave. Seven handprints were carved into the wall — each moulded to a member of the senior bridge crew of the Enterprise. In order to investigate this anomaly, the entire crew beam down to the planet, and falls into a nightmare. Kirk/Spock. NOW COMPLETE (pending epilogue)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,632 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
One More Miracle by BeSoftJiyong reviews
John is still trying to cope after three years off thinking that Sherlock is dead. After serving a second tour in Afghanistan, he returns injured and seeking solitude from everyone. One day there's a knock, when he opens the door, Sherlock is standing there. How will John take it? Will an old foe rip them apart again? TW: Drug abuse, torture, swearing, child harm
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sort by HermioneGirl96 reviews
John never even considered whether he was in love with Sherlock because Sherlock wasn't the sort to fall in love back. At least, this is what John thinks until Sherlock misunderstands something John says and winds up admitting far more than he'd ever intended. A one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Lazy Mornings by LadyLoki221 reviews
John and Sherlock enjoy a lazy morning in bed. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Would I Do Without You? by Johnlock'd reviews
In fact, there were several things about John that Sherlock didn't notice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beacon by whychenbachfall reviews
Post-Reichenbach oneshot. Sad. Angsty. Very short, but guaranteed to stay in the back of your mind for a while. John has never acted the same since Sherlock's return.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Slow Burn by GemThest reviews
There's no time for feelings with kidnappers and murderers on the loose. For John and Sherlock, dealing with their emotions has always been a complicated give-and-take… Can they figure things out between them AND bring justice to the streets of London? Slash. Post TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,459 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Words by Cee5 reviews
Inspired by an amazing drawing by voodooling. I am not so good at summary's so take a look and find out what this is all about. Thanks for reading! :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
the girl in the staircase by Meg Rider reviews
Meg Ariel Esmeralda Jasmine Aurora Rapunzel Charlotte Pocahontas Helga Tarzan Flynn Aladdin Eric Snow White Cinderella Belle Jim Adam Philip Hercules Vanessa Kida Gaston Thomas and Anastasia are considered mentally unstable in some way and have been sent to The Smith House to get better. But, they learn there is more to what happens in the house than the staff let on.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,234 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
The Idiot's Deduction by PaperPrince reviews
It's not often Sherlock gets things wrong but then he was never very good with the softer emotions was he? Story contains a confused Sherlock and is based on the idea that no one falls into a relationship without knowing about it right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Forsaken by Sir Stud Muffin reviews
Set sometime after Reichenbach before Sherlock's return. John and Sherlock's feelings about each other make themselves known to them.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Experiment by bethanyyerinn reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock's most horrifying experiment yet. Johnlock. Spoilers through the end of season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Girlfriends to Boyfriends by Skylark Evanson reviews
"You've- You've dated?" asks the veteran with a half-choked laugh. He can believe that Sherlock has certain personal relations, with Molly, with Lestrade, and most certainly with Mrs. Hudson, but anything beyond an acquaintance, dare John consider the term "friend", baffles him. Sherlock can barely obtain "good flatmate" status.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secrets by TabbyCat33098 reviews
Sherlock has a secret. John is unimpressed. Rated for language. Fluff. Written to get me used to writing again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Will Not by emjo1 reviews
It's the first day of school, and the Rocky Horror gang is told by their teacher to write a list of things they should avoid doing this year at school, based on what they've learned the hard way. First one is Columbia. :P I do not own Rocky Horror, or Chapstick, no matter how delicious those two things are!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Columbia, Magenta - Complete
It's the Little Things by misscassietaylor
It's the little things that make Sherlock look again. Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Control by trufflemores reviews
"I have your captain."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Winds against a Star - T Rating by valyria reviews
An obsession with a brilliant young cadet forces Spock to confront what it is to be both Vulcan and Human. A Spock/Uhura origins story set at the Academy. Mildly AU.Edited to a T rating. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,014 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
All Things that Burn by valyria reviews
Six months into their first mission the Enterprise visits Omicron Ceti III with unexpected results for Spock and Uhura. Third in my S/U series. AU. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,283 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Spear in Hand, Spear in Heart by valyria reviews
AU covering the events of the film. Spock and Nyota deal with the consequences of Nero's attack on Vulcan. Sequel to Winds Against a Star. Revised & Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,314 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Go Fish by mushroomfarm reviews
Oh no! Timmy has fallen down the well. Batman offers assistance, Superman has a hissy fit, Loki shouts them all drinks and Iron Man is not impressed. A quick demonstration showing that even the mightiest heroes can be defeated by the simplest things.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Can Never Remember That Line by 3988Akasha reviews
Bones makes a fatal wish when he hears Chekov and Sulu discussing the Goblin King. "If this is the planet of the Goblin King, I wish he'd take away the pointy-eared hobgoblin." K/S SLASH
Crossover - Labyrinth & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,893 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jareth, J. Kirk - Complete
Broken by crosbyfan21 reviews
Alianna and Murtagh are getting married. The only problem? They can’t stand each other! Can they ever get over their differences, and see that maybe they aren't so bad after all?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/10/2007
As the World Burns by Beckoning.Disaster reviews
Sarah Williams is in way over her head. How IS she supposed to deal with a crazy clown, a stubborn billonaire, and a possessive Goblin King in a deadly new game that could cost her everything? Batman/Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sarah, Joker - Complete
Slow Motion Daylight by Meg Rider reviews
When Snow White is captured by a witch and put under a spell, Jasmine, Meg, Rapunzel, Esmeralda, Belle, Pocahontas, Aurora and Ariel must make it through the witch's labyrinth and save her.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Maggie's Insanely Twisted Wicked Parody by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness reviews
Deep within the confines of my mind, there live about a million different people and characters. What happens when we put everybody together in one room? Read on to find out. Rating raised due to slight language and suggestive content.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Christmas Bells Are Ringing 2 by MoowitMi324 reviews
It's Christmas time and our favorite characters are celebrating the only way they know how...with singing and dancing. I dont own any of these songs!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Shipper by KingOfTheWeevils reviews
Even the Enterprise needs some love once in a while. Slight crack!fic, but not really OOC. Rated T for mild curse words.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, J. Kirk - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen by Kiiimberly reviews
How to annoy Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward - Complete
10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen by TotallyTeamAlec reviews
Title says it all! 10 funny ways to annoy Edward Cullen. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
31 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by mirifaery reviews
31 ways to get Murtagh seriously pissed at you. Do not do these unless you want to see a very angry Murtagh : . Also, they are just entertaining. Rated T because...it just probably should be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Murtagh - Complete
Finding Where You Truly Belong by DesireOFFantasy reviews
What if Evelyn adopted a mutant? How would Jack handled it? How would the mutant handle Jack and his brothers and when an old abusive boyfriend comes around again how will the Mercers band together and protect her? Four Brothers XMen Crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,396 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Jack M. - Complete
55 reasons i hate twilight by Trouble4eva reviews
as heading says. all reviews, flames and not, are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by silver-nightstorm reviews
When Mercury discovers the internet, it creates a VERY bad scenario for Murtagh... Rated for some topics in later chapters... DISCONTINUED.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
50 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by SeriouslySiriusBlack reviews
Another "Annoy Murtagh" fic. A product of my boredom. It's a lot better than I make it sound though so please read.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Murtagh
Trapped in a Nightmare by NiennatheWise reviews
Seven years after the Labyrinth. Sarah is haunted by dreams of failure. One day, Toby speaks rashly and Sarah is unwittingly transported to the place of her greatest nightmare. How will Jareth respond? And how will Toby get his sister back? J/S—COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,577 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Ways to make Arya Homicidal by HelloFoxie reviews
Wanna annoy our favourite elf? Find out how here! Please note: We do not give insurance for any bodily harm or if you end up screwed in a ball in a dung heap. Eragon now has his own section of the Fic, how to make Eragon Homicidal!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
Illusion of Freedom by Sakura-chan79 reviews
No, Murtagh did not want to face him. But Murtagh had no choice. -EragonxMurtagh SLASH-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Eragon, Murtagh, and their Goofy Adventures by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
Join Eragon, Murtagh, Arya, Galby, Roran, and the rest of the Inheritance Series character's as they eat caffienated peanut butter, face the modern world of today, and have the stories of Alagaesia....their way! Basically a comedy....with randomness!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007
How to Annoy Murtagh by dancing-lover reviews
My first Eragon fic. I don't own anything.Pretty funny. Please reveiw. No flames please.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Murtagh’s Date by Emberseve reviews
Murtagh's on a date with a valley girl. They don't know where they are going, and Murtagh doesn’t know why he's on this date. Things go crazy, and Murtagh is dropped off bound in ropes.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
Elevator by Xxdaveyhavok'sloverXx reviews
Eragon is stuck in an elevator with his worst enemy.This is a sure to please humor fic.But as everyone knows this fanfic will not be as funny as The Guy Behind The Guy.But it will be something.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007
Adventures of Eragon and Murtagh by Kusumita reviews
Actually I'm going to play Doctor with you all you need is a few vodka shots OH MY GOD! I'M BEING RAPED! IT'S LIKE A BAD INCESTSMUT FIC! [Eragon Parody] [AU]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007
Doom of the World by Avalon's mists reviews
Eragon and Murtagh are in for a surprise. And many others. All will fall to the Terror.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
When Fangirls Attack by cyberwolf971 reviews
It seemed to be a normal normal day for Murtagh until someone screamed... Oneshot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Alagaesian Idol by callernumber16onz100 reviews
Murtagh, Eragon, Arya, Angela and Solembum, and Saphira are all competing for the title of '06's Alagaesian Idol. So, who will win? YOU decide! [T for language]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2006
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Tomb Raiders: The Legacy of Lara Croft reviews
Lara Croft has decided that she needs new minds to work with/for her and eventually take over the business of responsible tomb raiding, since she won't be able to do it forever. She recruits the best of the best from a worldwide pool of at-risk youth. Eventually, an old enemy rears her head with agents of her own. Lara Croft & Non/Disney characters. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Disney & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Lara Croft, Zip, Winston the butler
Once Upon A Dream reviews
A twisted combination of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, The Little Mermaid, Enchanted, Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, and Tangled, with a few other surprise characters. If we're being honest, this is the boring lead-up to a much more interesting story I have planned.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 135,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/29/2014
Updates On My Stories! reviews
Updates, announcements, notes and special messages to everyone following me and my stories. I thought this was a good idea because I prefer to keep my author's notes separate from my content. But let's see how long this actually lasts, huh?
Disney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2019 - Published: 8/30/2016
The Chronicles of the RLS Legacy reviews
It was supposed to be a simple expedition; an experiment, an exploratory journey through the galaxy on a brand-new, top-of-the-line vessel: The R.L.S. Legacy, captained by the esteemed Amelia Porter and harboring the best crew in the galaxy, exploring more than ever previously believed to be possible. But it became so much more than all that... (Non/Disney characters.)
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 1/12/2015
Alice In the Nuthouse reviews
Alice Liddel has been sent to a "hospital" to be helped to overcome delusions that have afflicted her for years but that she claims are memories of factual events. She doesn't realize until later that she's actually in an asylum, and no one believes her because they think she's crazy. This leaves Alice distraught until she meets some other patients and finds out she's not alone.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 1/17/2015
For Good reviews
The story of Oz, repeating itself 50 years later, with a Disney twist. Rating will probably go up later. (Heavily inspired by Wicked.)
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 5/11/2015
Just Another Disney High Fic reviews
It starts off slow, but I assure you, the title is misleading. (Teenage parties & adult themes. Dark events later on. Non/Disney characters, but like 95% Disney.)
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 633,362 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
Love Is Love reviews
In celebration of the recent legalization of gay marriage in all 50 states, here's a series of stories, some related, some not, that feature Disney characters in various states of sexual awakening, unconditional love, and a variety of LGBT relationships. Pairings will be quite different from what you may be used to. Nothing will be sexually explicit. Don't like? Don't read!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015
The Incredible Tale of Robin Hood and His Band of Merry Men and Women
There is a legend of a foreign dictator who took over a kingdom in the absence of its great King Richard... Some say it happened in dear old Nottingham, others say in some mystic, ancient kingdom of lore... But who's to say for sure? It's just a legend. Any way, there was a rebellion at work to overthrow the tyrant, led by none other than Robin Hood and a crew of simple folk.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,681 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2014
Life In 221B reviews
John Watson didn't find much interesting after the war until he met Sherlock Holmes. During their time together, they've bonded together in a way neither of them have with anyone else. But when John starts feeling more than innocent companionship for Sherlock, will his feelings be returned?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete