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I, SeriouslySiriusBlack, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!

Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!

Some random quotes because I'm too lazy to edit my profile from middle school:

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do."--Eleanor Roosevelt

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention" - Brom

"Wear pink! It confuses the enemy." - Lady Lyll Allerion

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"I forgot to remember."

They don't know that we know they know we know.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

"Whoever said,”the pen is mightier than the sword" obliviously never encountered fully automatic weapons"

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
-Bill Cosby

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
-Steven Wright"

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
-Robert Benchley

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
-Steven Wright

"Fashions have done more harm than revolutions."
-Victor Hugo

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have made it all the way to the end of my incredibly long profile, I congratulate you.