An Explanation of the Life of John Watson

John found the things in his flat mate which used to fascinate him so were now just normalcies in his everyday life. They made dating near impossible, there were random body parts, (most of which were human), strewn about, particularly in the fridge or anywhere near the food they ate, and though he was basically never bored with his flat mate and the shenanigans he was constantly being dragged in to by said flat mate, it could get rather irritating at times. His flat mate was stubborn, childish, wickedly brilliant, cold, calculating, almost robotic young man who believed himself above humanity. And he was beautiful, which did not help John's case in everyone's, (Literally, everyone's), strong belief that the two were "secretly" shagging, a special detail which the doctor probably conveniently left out of his little blog but that the public was sure was indeed a true fact. John's endless claims of being straight didn't seem to help him at all. As always no one seemed to really care what the doctor had to say. And his flatmate wouldn't help at all, never denied anything, because he simply didn't care what people thought. At all. So yes, his flat mate was interesting, but also irritating and warranting a good slap every once in a while, though John would never give it to him.

You see, John was pretty much a nobody before he moved into 221B. A nobody that nothing ever happened to. But upon integrating his life with the hectic on of his flat mate, the self-proclaimed consulting detective, ("The only one in existence", he'd said, trying not to seem as if he wanted to impress John necessarily.), who ran around looking at dead bodies, throwing himself into harm's way so John could pull a move out of his arse to save him, or the other way around, running into trouble with the police while simultaneously trying to help them, and plenty of people getting their feelings hurt in the meantime. So life was never boring, but sometimes very trying. And most of the time just amusing.

Because John Watson's flat mate was the infamous Sherlock Holmes.