The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

How do you break it to a great Roman Commander that the Roman Empire no longer exists? Gently, of course...unless you're me. WARNING: Author insert fic.

The story of mates, of those around them, and of the big turning of the Wheel.

Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.

Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters

Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.

Romano has spent too many years wondering if Spain's affection for him was genuine or a careless game; either way he absolutely can't return it. But Romano would do anything, maybe even take a bullet, to know the truth. So he did. SpaRo twoshot.

How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

France smiles - and ignores the miles and miles of love obvious in his eyes, tells himself they aren't there - and leans over England to kiss that little, scrunched up nose. FrUK Oneshot. De-anon from Kink Meme.

Because, it's not about us, it's about you. I know what's wrong, I don't feel for you, Misa, and I know why. But I can't say why, I cant. — LightMisa, slight smut

It's the first way that they mark the place as their own; this flat that they have bought together to be 'theirs' rather than 'Arthur's, where Gilbert often stays over' or vice versa. Set in Off Script-verse, but can be read as a stand-alone. Modern AU

"Good luck," Arthur says, meaning it despite the fact that Gilbert is a potential rival. Gilbert grins back. "You too; don't think either of us will need it, to be honest though."

Life is made up of moments. They define us and our relationships with others. Ficlet series featuring moments which define Will and Bran's relationship after they meet back up at university. Slash, Bran/Will, Will/Bran.

Behind the scenes on Death Note- Near gets a bath, Matt gets a fox, and Gevanni gets rejected, oh my! Gentle Matt/Mello.

The first time Russia made Lithuania wear the maid dress, Lithuania was forced to kick Prussia's ass on principle.

Mello never made it a secret that he hated Near; so why did Near brand him with the nickname "Dear Mello?" MelloxNear, hints of LxLight. --New Title-

What follow are fragments. Happy things, sometimes. Various Russia/Lithuania drabble, spanning many years and many different stages of their relationship. Non Chronological.

"Maybe it was best he didn't get out of the car. 'I'm dapper and charming and here are some flowers' didn't sound right." Blaine isn't nervous about a family dinner at Kurt's, except he totally is. Meeting Brittany for the first time kinda isn't helping.

Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

For some, it only takes one step to come out. For others, it's a little more complicated. Especially for Toris, who's out and dating his best friend without even knowing if he belonged in the closet to begin with. Chapter One: Feliks is a princess.

You cannot have a life so tightly entwined with art – or anything – without seeking some form of clarity on the matter. Even if there is no way of obtaining it, you search anyway – perhaps all the more voraciously. Romano-centric.

Melisandre makes another sacrifice to keep the darkness at bay

Pre-movie. Treachery beyond the Wall leads five enemies to unite. As they travel deep into the Woad heartlands, alliances are made and broken; and Tristran discovers that the truest friends can be found in the most unlikely places.

AU PoLiet. Feliks is the punching bag of the entire school, especially that boy who used to be his best friend. Where is that golden smile that used to be the best part of summer? Rated primarily for language. Several chapters on the way!

Make Romano laugh. It's as hard as it seems. As Spain chases victory, he unearths much more about himself and his relationships than he bargained for. Spamano, hinted USUK.

Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot

Percy asks Nico to be his wingman.

"I long for there to be good and evil. I want black and white. I want certainty." There's much more to Guinevere than meets the eye.

Bad dreams, big brothers, otters, and arguments. How Gawain and Galahad came to be friends, because all great friendships have to start somewhere! A one-shot trilogy - for the moment, at least...

Poland has always been my best friend, even though he is obnoxious. But things just aren't like they used to be since I got away from Russia. Nice introspective fluff.

Usually he stands in front of the mirror, with his boy's clothing, wondering when his reflection will look like himself.

Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot

"Kurt's cold must be worse than Brittany had thought—his skin looked all pale and clammy, and he even looked like he was shaking a little." Brittany wants to nurse Kurt back to health. Kurt wants to avoid a Brittany-induced trip to the Emergency Room.

Tyrion minds his own business, Cersei doesn't, Jaime isn't sure about much. Keywords: Childhood, Dragons.

Spain/England. "Ne, Arthur, we've never really loved each other, have we? I'm just a replacement; and so are you." For Spain and England, it's never been about love; just blood and lust and a way to pass the time as their beloved grow slowly up.

Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .

After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.

At Auschwitz, Poland needs Austria's help. To make a dress. (The laughter is, like, totally to keep from crying, bro.) -Edelweiss Arc.-

Sometimes Toris feels one thing while Lithuania feels another. Sometimes even Toris struggles to find acceptance from Lithuania - from himself. Lithuania/America, Lithuania/Poland.

In which Matthew is a spy, Ludwig doesn't believe it, and Gilbert is right for once but no one believes him. Ludwig/Matthew

New Year's Eve. It is a difficult thing, to regain someone's trust after you've alienated them once. Russia/Lithuania.

Times where Linda decides to speak to Near. The one time Near decides to return the favour. Near, Linda and a hearty dose of Matt. ROMANCE.

Five times...

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

this is how they start. they're seventeen and the world stretches out before them. arthur/guinevere, morgan/lancelot, arthur/morgan, lancelot/guinevere, with just a hint of implied lancelot/arthur. inaccurate character ages, but i'm not too fussed.

Really, teachers get a lot of flack, but they're not so bad, especially if they can hardly speak and/or they happen to sleep with their students...AU

What will baby Lucy's first words be? Her brother Edmund might just be surprised...and in trouble. One-shot. Short family-fluff/little Pevensie humour.

Mello and Matt, a rare day off. As close to a seaside holiday as they're ever going to get this late in the game. Wales in November. Strong language and some spoilers. Oneshot.

after being forced to read Twilight, Rose gives her opinions on the series. and they're not friendly. after all, if they were the world would be doomed to end.

Hey Near, what are you afraid of?"

In the end, a bear who was a king and a queen of the witches wait together.

Edmund and Lucy give Caspian a lesson in the art of courting. One-shot.

America/Lithuania. America can no longer see Lithuania, without thinking of his own failure. I cannot summarize.

Lucy's bored musings in the empty throne room. a hell of a lot better than it sounds. i stink at summaries. reviews are always welcome but flames are not. incest is included so if you don't like don't read. petercaspian and edmundlucy

The Berlin Wall falls, and Prussia and Austria deny that anything has changed.

After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.

Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle

Living with failure was never part of the plan.

Susan sees but says nothing. cute little one shot from Susan's POV. caspian/peter and edmund/lucy. if you don't like that sort of thing i'm not forcing you to read it so please don't flame me.

Linda, in a bet with another Wammy member, attempts to make all three Wammy boys enjoy a cookie. And admit it. Friendship fic, no pairings. Some implications. Oneshot.

Five drabbles in chronological order. Another attempt at a character study. Feat Tyrion, Tywin, Cersei and Brienne. ONESHOT.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

.'As if we breathe again' Inhale. Exhale. Japan and Germany keep breathing after World War II- not that they have a choice. Germany/Japan, post World War II economics.

."Maybe she mistook us for a family." The Litbel republic, through time and trial and heartbreak. Lithuania thinks about almost-brothers and almost-wives and almost-brothers-in-law in a family drama that plays out behind the Iron Curtain.

A year after Mello joins the Mafia, he puts his boldest plan yet into action. Originally written for a contest whose theme was "one year later."

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.

Cersei and Tyrion hang out, there is a lot of snark. Tyrion POV. PLEASE REVIEW? ONE SHOT.

When Calormene dignitaries arrive, Peter and Edmund try to evade the persuasive tactics of their youngest sister. Edit: Chapter eight- Stirring Solos and Flying Tubas - has been posted.

Peter is rather wary of Edmund's smiles. Set in Finchley - Pre Narnia.

Edmund's thoughts on the 'kicked puppy' look that his brother seems to have mastered. Non-slash.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

With Susan sick, Peter and Edmund are forced to entertain a very bored Lucy. Unfortunately, Lucy's entertainment involves the embarrassment of her obliging older brothers.

The marriage of King Robert and his queen Cersei is dysfunctional, to say the least. Warning: Marital rape, references to domestic violence, abortion, incest. Cersei/Robert and Cersei/Jaime.

My take on Ilse and Perry's infamous moonlight car ride three days before her wedding.

In which Mello is a Mafia wunderkind, and Near is a stool pigeon. A Mello/Near AU for Chamyl.

Don't laugh. They'll hear the quiver in your voice. Don't cry. Tears are a sign of weakness. Don't move. They'll see you're not unconscious. A look at pre-Narnia Edmund, through his point of view.

AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania

Lancelot sits alone on his side of the round table. Arthur wants to remedy it...or does he?

“Would you rather I give you a ‘pinch to grow an inch?’” Lidner asked quietly, her voice equal parts sensual softness and sarcasm as her nose brushed Near’s, their pale hair tangling.

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.

follow up to Co Misery. Edmund and Lucy are not children.

Only one of the unlit windows had its curtains pushed eagerly aside. Major Wammy's fluff.

Mists of Avalon, drabble. Mordred and Galahad.

Mists of Avalon. Galahad is guilt-tripping himself, while Mordred's in denial.

Mordred is Arthur’s sworn enemy; does that extend to his cousin? Would Mordred ever say a word, and would Galahad believe him if he did?

Oneshot - Edmund stumbles in on Peter innocently trying on one of Susan's hair barrettes, and goes crazy with it. - Not a slash-fic -

Tristan has a very bad day.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

At a fancy ball, Edmund and Peter complain about their brother-in-law to a bewildered guest. Silly fluff. Susan/Caspian. Written for weekly drabble challenge #9 and #10 at the susancaspian livejournal community.

Casson family fic. a drabble in Sarahs point of view. Sarah/Indigo implied.

Matt/Mello. Domestic hierarchy: Matt is better than His Pink Car is better than Mello. These are the facts of their lives.

Mello/Matt. Five times Matt punched Mello because the punch-ee was being a dickhead, and then they fought, but then realized that this was a really stupid thing to fight about, and went back to being cool together.

Edmund had forgotten how much he hated going to the dentist. Now, he is painfully reminded.

“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.

Mello/Matt. Matt has an allergy to something, and the wacky hijinks that take place as a result. Mentions of McDonald's, love nests made out of snot-filled tissues, and... sexy roleplay?

V for VendettaDeath Note crossover. The world's best detective is asked by the world court to investigate Chancellor Sutler, and to gather evidence for his prosecution. Suddenly, the Old Bailey is destroyed, and another letter is on the scene. Codename V.

Gawain's last battle.

Snow, winter ale, and a bit of holiday cheer. Near x Hal, and pretty shamelessly fluffy.

Galahad really wished Tristran would just leave him alone...

Near/Mello. Mello will get his photo back from Near and he will not be enraged. Because he is ZEN. Spoilers for anime eps 30 and manga ch 77.

So! What does ending every high school or term of service need? A YEARBOOK OF COURSE! We offer you the yearbook featuring all you need to know about Lancelot Bors Gawain Tristran Galahad Dagonet and Arthur. Written by their own hand! 'Tis true!

Lancelot's final regret.

A story of regretting. And of being Lancelot. And, for those paying attention, of being Tristran.

A lot of roleplaying games lingo involved, but if you've ever played RPG yourself the ambience should be very recognizable. Arthur Lancelot Gawain Galahad Tristran Dagonet Bors and Guinevere at their usual Wednesday gaming session.

Honesty is not to be expected from a nine year old genius.

[Warning: Spoilers for Chapter 74] After the explosion of his hideout, Mello seeks out Matt's assistance one last time. [Oneshot]

Near's first day at Wammy's House. Giftfic for a friend on dA.

Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of hysterical and mostly fictional outtakes and extended scenes from the Antoine Fuqua film, King Arthur. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments & Reviews welcome!

A Tristan Poem through the eyes of his hawk. Comments and critiques, as always, are very welcome and much appreciated!

I keep trying to twist my gratitude into something he would accept... Contains end spoilers.

When such a spacious mirror's set before her, she must needs see herself: Nimue's last moments, spoken from her own thoughts, as she contemplates her future by the water's edge.

In a whirlwind of historical inaccuracy, the Knights start a diary. Will Lancelot outfox Tristan? Will Bors marry Vanora? Will Vanora finally come to her senses and kill them all? The answers to all of these questions lie here...please R&R!

The characters from King Arthur are back in playgroup! Humourous fic about their misadventures and what they get up to. Oneshot

A barmaid and prostitute from Hadrian's Wall reflects upon her memories of the knights. Zero plot, just a series of drabblings.