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Joined 03-01-09, id: 1852987, Profile Updated: 03-04-09
Author has written 51 stories for Silmarillion, Greek Mythology, Power Rangers, Vampires, Misc. Books, Batman, Misc. Plays/Musicals, A song of Ice and Fire, Cal Leandros, Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Kushiel's Legacy series, The Prisoner, Gormenghast, Death Note, Clash of the Titans, 2010, Harry Potter, Heroes, Merlin, Shrek, Zombie Survival Guide, and Pride and Prejudice.

Le Castor is a Lit Grad student who is writing cracky fan fiction in her spare time. She enjoys a vast array of literature, namely Vampire fiction, Arthurian tales, the Tolkien-verse, but also more obscure writers. Occasionally, those worlds collide in alternate universe fictions. Please forgive her for it.

On occasion, Le Castor likes to write fic orders for friends, but as it's always nice to write for someone, Le Castor is open to requests from strangers as well.

Reviews and constructive criticism are love, always.

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Darker Than Galvorn by Araloth the Random reviews
Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009
Emo, Son of Feanor by Araloth the Random reviews
[Complete] Caranthir, called the Dark, is different. He spends the summer at Alqualonde with all his crazy relatives and gets persuaded to start socialising for once by his cousin - to rather amusing effect. A very silly read!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Triptych by Min Daae reviews
Mother, father, sister. Maeglin, in thirds. Or else at three vital points in his life. Things turn on the head of a pin...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Here At the End by Min Daae reviews
Elwing flees Doriath's fall. ONESHOT.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
One Afternoon by Araloth the Random reviews
[Complete] The very beginnings of a Finwean romance lie back in an innocent childhood game.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Fantasy Novels: Day of Reckoning by Explodingbomb reviews
Five worlds. Five authors. Five villains sworn to darken the worlds. And five heroes, the last hope of the worlds to defeat the Grand Brotherhood of Darkness. This is my first fic so please go easy on me :
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Aragorn
In Doriath by Min Daae reviews
Basically, Celegorm dies. I'm going to pretend I'm not insanely nervous about this.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
A Brief Interlude by Min Daae reviews
Written for Yuletide 2008. Phedre/Nicola de L'Envers.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
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The Final Battle reviews
The end of all things brings hope of second chances to those bereft of most of their first. Aredhel, Turgon, Finrod and Caranthir POV, Dagor Bragollach, Post-apocalyptic. Features surprise guests. Beta'd. WIP.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009
Dream of Rain
Warning also for evocation of violence, suicide and generally trigerry subjects. My interpretation of 909 is really going out of a limb and I do not condone his behavior. Feat. 11-12, 6, 2, M2, 909. Drabble suite.
The Prisoner - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Fires on the Road
12 drabbles in which Stannis rises or falls, it's up to you to decide. Based on a fanmix. Feat. Stannis, Melisandre and Davos. Teaser: He prepared himself, but then the door opened and the Red Woman slipped in before him.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Stannis B., Melisandre
Day of Wrath reviews
19 FST drabbles. Warning for triggers. Feat. most of the cast, multiple POVs. Anime/Manga x-over. Teaser:"Give me a match," Light ordered, screamed, and he reached for Ryuk, but fell on his knees again.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Light Y., L
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd reviews
Actually happening in the comic silver age arc, more or less canon-compliant, Bruce and Selina make plans, but they obviously don't work out as hoped. POV: Alfred, Bruce, Selina, one each. One shot.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Bath of Gold reviews
AU in which Aredhel never died and somehow married Celegorm. Maeglin visits his mother and sisters and babies make miracles.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Aredhel, Maeglin - Complete
Unexpected Resolutions reviews
Crossover - Neville's friendship with Galadriel and Aredhel puts him more or less in a pickle with Galadriel decides to be proactive about certain things. Multiple POVs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Neville L., Galadriel
The Light Yagami Case
Strange stream of consciousness thing in which L's conscience reflects on the aftermath of Light's death and seems to take on a new investigation... post mortem. Feat. Light Yagami & L with mention of Takada, Soichiro Yagami and Naomi Misora. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 9/2/2010 - L, Light Y.
Scent of Heaven reviews
In which a demi-god has strange dreams which may or may not be telepathy or premonition. Feat. Perseus, Io, Spyros. One-shot.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Perseus, Io - Complete
Salt and Sugar
In which not everyone celebrates Christmas, actually. Vaguely slashy, if you squint. Feat. L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Misa Amane. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It Will Do Perfectly
In which Steerpike schemes yet again.
Gormenghast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Inconvenient
Commissionned ficlet for a friend. Features warped teen!Steerpike and Iphigenia interaction. One shot.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Published: 8/21/2010
The Damosel Yonder reviews
Ragnelle wants a husband and gets one. Gawain POV. Feat.: Agravaine, Dinadan Arthurian , Arthur Pendragon, Gawain, Guinevere Arthurian , Kay Arthurian , Ragnell Arthurian . Based on the tale of the Loathly Lady.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010
Stellar Crossings reviews
A selection of scenes from the Silmarillion, revisited, placed in Chronological order. Work in Progress, new chapters may be incomplete at times. Feat the House of Finwe. More chapters to come. PLEASE REVIEW :D?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Aredhel, Celegorm
Coal and Water reviews
Tyrion minds his own business, Cersei doesn't, Jaime isn't sure about much. Keywords: Childhood, Dragons.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Cersei L., Jaime L.
Only on the Outside
When Helen wants something, she gets it.
The Prisoner - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Those Fields I Plow
In the 17th century, Puck remembers one of his failures. Written by request. Warning for fanon, working off of another possible ending of Against Character. Feat. Greek Myth!Iphi, mentions Ishia. ONESHOT.
Cal Leandros - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Five Regrets of Galadriel's reviews
A character study of Galadriel spanning over the Three Ages of Middle-Earth. Warning for slight pseudo-canon. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Galadriel - Complete
Four Times Littlefinger Lost And One Time He Won reviews
Warning for Spoilerific things. A character study on Petyr Baelish, or Why Petyr Is a Bastard. Featuring Petyr Baelish, Edmure Tully, Lysa Tully, Catelyn Tully. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Petyr B./Littlefinger, Catelyn T. - Complete
Five Times Jaime Made Cersei Laugh reviews
Hm, so a pentagonal exercise in trying to develop Jaime and Cersei's messed-up-ness, spanning from their childhood to Joffrey's birth. ONESHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Cersei L., Jaime L. - Complete
Five Times No One Listened To Jaime Lannister reviews
Five drabbles in chronological order. Another attempt at a character study. Feat Tyrion, Tywin, Cersei and Brienne. ONESHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jaime L. - Complete
Five Times Tywin Lannister Smiled reviews
Five more or less drabbles, in chronological order. More or less an exploration of Tywin's descent into evil? I dunno. It's up for interpretation. ONESHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
The Nights of Summer reviews
The day before the Parley with Stannis, Loras takes a walk down memory lane. He remembers the times when he was a squire and Renly was a Lord - and he remembers how things should have been. Yuletide New Year Resolutions 2009 Challenge fic. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Loras T., Renly B.
Remembering Belize reviews
Fandom: Angels in America - Tony Kushner . Left alone to rest, Prior Walter rewinds to the day he met Belize for the first time and fast-forwards to his future with Belize and friends. Warning for language. Yuletide New Year Resolutions fic. ONE SHOT.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Untold reviews
Fandom: Angels in America by Tony Kushner. Hannah Pitt and Prior Walter have lots of things on theirs mind. They don't need many words to understand each other. Yuletide New Year Resolutions 2009 Challenge fic. ONE SHOT.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Above Night's Doorstep reviews
Extract: It was a hot, hot summer day. I'd ran away again from House Cereus, because I wanted to see Hyacinthe one least time before Anafiel Delaunay's men took me away....
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Modern D'Angeline reviews
Basically, Modern Day AU. What if Phedre had been born in 1981 Paris? Cracky crack is cracky, you have been warned. Written in response to a prompt. ONCE SHOT.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Quick, Everybody Behave Naturally reviews
Basically, Price and Prejudice... with Elves. The accident child of a meme, unearthed for a repeat. This is the consolidation of the two drabbles. Feat the Bennets, Galadriel, Elladan and Elrohir, Aragorn and Glorfindel. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Galadriel
Citizen Sansa reviews
I wrote this in response to a prompt, again. Basically, a French Revolution AU : what if the small folk had taken King's Landing? Set halfway through Storm of Swords. Sansa POV, Feat. Littlefinger. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
The Original Seven Were Lost reviews
The Prompt was Silmarillion Zombies. ... so what if the Sack of Doriath had been a Zombie attack? Dior POV, one shot, it's crack, you have been warned.
Crossover - Silmarillion & Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Caliban's ABCs reviews
A collection of short drabbles, themed by alphabet letters. Cal POV, Beta-read by Min Daae and Pitselly. Some of these may be crack!AU. PLEASE REVIEW.
Cal Leandros - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
Westerosi snippets reviews
Some drabbles to experiment with various voices, one per chapter. Includes Petyr and Tyrion POV, the Sack of Winterfell, Wargs, Dolorous Edd and Renly/Loras cuteness. IN PROGRESS, PLEASE REVIEW.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Arya S., Loras T.
Avast! reviews
FT. Shrek, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik. In response to a prompt, "Pirates knocked up Shrek". Shrek has an encounter with pirates. It doesn't go very well, but at least the writer manages to avert mpreg. Hopefully this is at least a touch amusing. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Shrek - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Shrek - Complete
Strange Stirrings reviews
Varys meets an unlikely ally from the Summer Isles. Rating : R for explicit sexuality. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
You Say Yes, I Say No reviews
Slightly AU, Niko allows Robin to kiss him. Commissioned drabble. ONESHOT.
Cal Leandros - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
En Garde ! Cyrano de Bergerac reviews
An unwritten bit out of the play, preceding the scene where it is revealed that Cyrano de Bergerac has been sending letters to Roxanne on Christian's behalf and that he stole away with De Guiche's white scarf. ONE SHOT.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
One Would Have Been Enough reviews
Cersei and Tyrion hang out, there is a lot of snark. Tyrion POV. PLEASE REVIEW? ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cersei L. - Complete
It's the small, small things reviews
Jaime and Cersei's first kiss. There is adorable, manipulation and lots of teen confusion. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
Acid Rains
Tycoon. In which Johnny Rockfort finds a home at the Underground Cafe.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 7/30/2009
Five Times Robin Goodfellow Didn't Get Laid reviews
What it says. In response to a prompt. Robin remembers rejection. ONE SHOT.
Cal Leandros - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Small Mercies reviews
ALTERNATE FUTURE: Sandor Clegane kisses an older Sansa during the sack of the Aerye. Written at a friend's request. ONE SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Before the leaves are completely gone
This is complete RP-generated crack, in which badass Johnny Rockfort from Tycoon is very fluffy around Iphigenia from the Greek Mythology . Written by request, but I liked the result, so here it is. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Indecent proposals? reviews
Where Mordred asks Gwen to betray Arthur and wed him, Gwen is very ambivalent and the author develops a hateship.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Mordred
Price of Origins reviews
A walk down Memory lane, where Merlin's incubi origins are explored. Medieval author Robert de Boron attributes his origins to the coupling of a demon with a human woman and also gives him a sister and a wife. Drama ensues.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Merlin
Stuttgart reviews
One night in Stuttgart, destinies converge and an Ancient vampire must make painful choices. Variation on the common trope of Sire/Fledglings love, hate and manipulation.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Sober Goodbyes
Where Gwenevere says goodbye to Gaheris after the unfortunate incident with Lamorak and Morgause. Based also on Thomas Mallory's "Morte d'Arthur".
Crossover - Misc. Books & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Reminiscence based off H Kostova's Historian reviews
Where Paul expresses his admiration for Helen Rossi. Inspired by Elizabeth Kostova's "The Historian". ONE SHOT.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Not That Dark Of A Gift reviews
Where Selina Kyle attempts to woo Bruce Wayne in a rather cute way. ONE SHOT.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Angsty Zhane reviews
COMPLETE CRACK. In which Zhane angsts about some memory loss and an awkward-inducing crush over Claire Bennet from Heroes whom he obviously met previously, and plays cards with Andros. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Heroes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Zhane, Claire B. - Complete
Against Character reviews
Cross-over fic with Greek Mythology: A trip down memory late, where Robin Goodfellow, as described by Rob Thurman, often mistaken for Pan, is acting as a substitute for Iphigenia. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Cal Leandros - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
A Most Unwelcome Arrival reviews
TOTAL CRACK. Featuring Celebrimbor, Sauron, Finrod, Galadriel and OC Lydia. In an alternate universe, Celebrimbor's fate is very different when he encounters Annatar for the second time, due to the presence of an Ancient who is also his lover. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Silmarillion & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete