Hey, I'm Thorn.

I tend to talk to myself and I'm not sure why.

I have a Tumblr under the name ThornNB.

I've been asked if Thorn is me or a character. It's kind of both. The character Thorn is based off of the actual me , but she has powers and a past that I came up with in a dream. In the dream the girl was me so I changed her a little and gave her a different look and Thorn became a character also.

Random crap about me!!!

-Hair color: Dirty blonde.

-Eye color: Brown (I want them black or blood red D:)

-Sex: I am female... that you know off.

-Age: 20. My birthday is May 28th if you want to send me a message.

-Favorite Colors: Black, red (mostly blood red), blue, most dark colors.

-Likes: Writing; yaoi; books, books, some more books; music, even more music; people of the both genders; other crap I can't think of.

-Dislikes: People of both genders (I only like some people not all); people who judge others; loud irritating noises; sparkles, anything that is school related (this does not count for reading and writing because I sometimes do it for fun); spiders; bugs; life (one of my fears, most people fear death but once you die it's all over, life is where you are tormented); other stuff.

-Personality: I'm very shy around most people except my friends, then I'm sometimes loud and odd. I don't automatically jump to conclusions about people, and I don't judge people by the way they look and I really admire that about myself. I'm very trustworthy. If you tell me to keep something a secret, a secret it will remain. However, I have extreme trust issues with other people. I love the dark and twisted, angst. It's just who I am. I have serious problems when it comes to my interests. I love to watch Criminal Minds and Deadly Women so people find me creepy. Although, I find myself surrounded by some "popular" kids who try to talk to me. The main problem, I sometimes don't mind.

-Music: Nickleback; Three Days Grace; Eminem; Skillet; Linkin Park; Miranda Lambert; Trace Adkins; AC DC; and much more.

-Movies: Boondock Saints 1 and 2; Blade (all); Bad Boys 2 (haven't watched the first); more movies that I don't feel like listing.

-Books: Besides the shit we read in school, you mean? Chances are that if I've read it, I've liked it. And I've read a lot of books.

-Television: Danny Phantom; Junou Romantica; Criminal Minds; NCIS; Deadly Women; Nightmare Next Door; Charmed; Kitchen Nightmares; Hell's Kitchen; Buffy the Vampire Slayer... others are somewhere out there.

-Political Views: Why am I putting this here? People who don't suck and can actually put some effort into not running this country deeper into the hole it's burried in.

-Sexual Preference: Bicurious. And I don't care one bit who you prefer. Go for it and live a happy life. Guys are hot and so are girls so does it really matter who you prefer?

-Religious Views: Born Catholic. I do believe in God, but not that he is there to help me with shit. I believe in Heaven and Hell. I don't agree with a lot in the religion. I really don't care if you believe in someone or not. I don't care who you worship, just don't judge me for what I believe.

-Personal Quotes of Mine: Go to Heaven, Hell's my domain, I don't want you near it. (I love watching peoples expressions when I say that.); Get in my pants. (only say that to friends); WHY?!?!?!

-Hobbies: I write often, read a book or fanfics, stalk friends on Facebook, sleep, watch shows that disturb others, ext.

-Location: I'm in Hell. No, I'm really in Pennsylvania. You're not gonna find out what my address is.

Favorite Quotes

Skellingtonfan1 (character Nebula Thorn in Internet Madness)*is nibbling on spoonful of delicious food of the gods* Yesh.

Megan: I hope you don't die
Josh: Love you too
(Drake and Josh: Paging Dr. Drake)

Favorite quotes and conversations in my life

(friend Luke on Facebook) when you're dead, you're dead; until then, there's ice cream

brother's friend: If you could have any pet, what would it be?
brother: (without hesitation) I would have a hedgehog named Admiral Chester Nimitz!
brother's friend: That is so random, I love it.

Random conversations between Codiak and myself

Me: hi
Codi: hi
Me: what u doin
Codi: writing again. i need to finish that one thing for writing tomorrow
Me: oh
Codi: u?
Me: reading ur profile on fanfiction
Codi: ...XD
Me: josh can't come to the pervert right now
Codi: XD
Codi: BEEP. BEEP. FUCKING BEEP.

Codi: Watcha doin'?
Me: still reading
Codi: XD
Me: and u never put up my answer to the it's all ur fault
Codi: I didn't? Did I ask you?
Me: im not sure but i thought u did but if not ask me now
Codi: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Me: no there's no evidence i cleaned it all up... oh crap i think i just gave myself away huh
Codi: XD
Codi: :D
Me: i love me
Codi: I love you too
Me: omg i love u
Codi: XD
Me: do u love urself too
Codi: Eh, sometime.
Me: same i sometimes hate me
Codi: I argue with myself, so I feel that, too. :D Those muses need to shut up.
Me: Procrastinators Unite!...Tomorrow.
Codi: :D

Codi: Fuck time. Live by penguins.
Me: Never been told to live by penguins before today.
Codi: Codiak
Me: A true genius.
Codi: Or a true moron. However you wanna look at it.

Codi: Heyo, bitches...
Me: What up?
Codi: Pears.
Me: Potatoes.
Codi: Penguins.
Me:Pandas.
Codi: Potassium.
Me: Preston, Levi.
Codi: Played well, my friend.

Me: whatcha doing
Codi: DIIIIIICKS
Codi: Oh shit bad timing-
Me: I CAN'T BREATH

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Convos with random friends and family members

Mom: (answer to me talking about how Codi randomly pulls out water and drinks about half a gallon)What instrument does she play?
Me: Alto sax.
Mom: So her mouth gets dry because she does a lot of sucking and blowing.
Me: (trying to hold in laughter)

Me: (talking about an angry elf on Mobsters 2) Is that an elf?
Mom's boyfriend Bob: Yeah, it gives spirited defense attack.
Me: Buddy the elf gives my mom magical spirit powers?

Me: (text to Codi) Are you almost here?
Codi: (thinking I'm her friend Dannii) No, we're on the way to get Thorn.
Me: This is Thorn.
Codi: Yeah.

Mom: (goes to drive)
Me: (grabs arm) The green light is up there, not here!

Mom (whom has a glass eye due to an accident):(watching an episode of Criminal Minds) I don't think I could drink something with an eye floating in it.
Me: Says the woman who was asked to watch someone's drink and because she wanted to cheer for a friend, put her fake eye in other girl's drink.
Mom: Yes, but it wasn't my drink.

Me: *passes nice looking building* Oh that's a beautiful house. *sees sign in front* Or funeral home, that works too.