Hello dear readers my name is Vicky and I am here to tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, sine the year MMVI I was a teenager with a dream, a dream to write a fanfiction, a fanfiction to rule them all!

Just kidding! In 2006 I started writing my fic 'Bedtime Story' and that's insane I started writing that nearly a decade ago and it still isn't finished! Talk about writers block. I also created another fanfic and another and another yet not one (except for like a couple one shots) have ever been finished. I am a terrible writer.

But I have some interesting news, yes some very interesting news...

All my old fanfics will be discontinued!

What! This is outrageous! So many people put so much of their time in your pitifully convoluted and childish writings how could you do this to them? How could you leave them not knowing if Oliver and Marcus will ever have a fully told story, not knowing if Rick will forgive Vyvyan, or what life would be like if Hogwarts was an all boy school or if Bobby will ever sleep again and the most important question how the hell did Harry and Draco keep the attention of two children long enough to tell them a story that is so far 57 chapters long and that I actually fear is only at the half way point!

BUT WAIT!

Bedtime Story

Things I can't say to your face

United they Stand

Hogwarts school for Wizards

Locked Away

Bobby's Insomnia

Will all be getting remastered! And it is about bloody time!

It is at this stage impossible for me to continue them when I more or less loathe my old style of writing so they are getting revamped, remastered, reinvigorated, rediscovered and most importantly responsibly completed.

Work has already started, plans are being made, notes are being taken and chapters are being retyped. But you might be wanting to know when the release date is and the answer is...sometime in the future.

Sorry I can't specifically say when any of them will be released, what will happen, I will add a new chapter to the existing story as an important message on the first page to alert you all on the upload of the new remastered versions. Old fics will still be available on this site for people who are interested or prefer the older stories but they will not be completed only the newer versions will be.

A new chapter of each story will be updated once a week, for example 'Bedtime Story' every Monday 'Locked Away' every Tuesday etc. But the key to all this I will only start uploading once the story is completed, so that I don't leave my readers high and dry ever again.

(Though this would all go tits up if I ever lose the internet)

Below is me taking a serious note and it's for the people who have been reading 'A bed in the kitchen'.

But now for some bad news, this won't apply to the majority of you. One story will not get continued or remastered and that is 'A bed in the kitchen' for people who are fans of the Young Ones will probably understand why. I just can't face writing about a character portrayed by the man I admired and looked up to for nearly all my life and who is now gone. I am so sorry for anyone who is disappointed but even now I still can't face it. RIP Rik Mayall and thank you for being my hero.

Sorry for the sudden change of mood but I will eventually write a last chapter to the story to tell the readers what I had planned and why the story could never be finished. I am sorry but I hope you appreciate my sentiments on the matter. *

Anyway enough gloom it's time for the end note, so yeah please keep reading! For the old fans I hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me and give my remastered work a chance and not burn my at the stake for making you waste so much of your time and energy. And for the new fans (I am hoping there will be some) all I have to say it this..."Hi I'm Muttzrock delighted to meet you, please leave lots of lovely reviews on my work or else I will go back to eating the souls of children and you wouldn't want that on your conscious now would you?"