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Joined 04-10-10, id: 2322809, Profile Updated: 01-02-14

Well, it's been some time now since I made my first story here. I'm still trying to be a good writer in fanfics, I know I delete a lot of good stories, I'm getting a lot of pressure. But... I just want to put what's on my mind in a story onto fanfic for crying out loud!

I like to write stories where fans go into the universes of what we know as games and movies.

Favorite films:

Star Wars(all 6)

Avatar

BIonicle (all 4)

Armaggedon(with Bruce Willis)

Transformers(1988)

Favorite quotes:

Silence! I KILL YOU!- Achmed the Dead Terrorist

One shall stand;One shall fall-Optimus Prime

No, Luke. I am your father-Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker)

Stories:

Autborg:Autobot of Pandora(Completed)

OC Files

TRANSFORMERS: AUTOBORG

Guardian Optimus Prime (formerly Mute)

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue

Skin: light red

Family:

Optimus Prime (Ancestor, deceased)

Mother:Unknown (Deceased)

Father: Defender Prime (Deceased)

Birthplace: New Pandora II, Milky Way Galaxy, (Mass Reality# Delta-4/2)

Race: Autoborg/ human hybrid

Biography:

Guardian was born without vocal chords when he was born, but his parents saw past that. When Prime was just under a year old, his homeworld was attacked by Cybercon raiders. His parents were killed. He was sent to a 'non-fictional' reality in the hopes of keeping him safe from harm. Guardian was then found by a Navajo shepard in the Four Corners Native American Reservation. He was sent to St. John Bosco's Orphanage.

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The Fireteam of Idiots V2 by E-Tacito reviews
What if a group of US soldiers ended up on Remnant? Chaos. Thats what. This is the new Fireteam of Idiots on Remnant story. I just figured it would be better if I posted all the new chapters in this manner. Co-written with Scapel 2-5
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,984 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Jaune A., OC, Yang X.L., Ruby R.
The Fireteam of Idiots on Remnant by E-Tacito reviews
What would happen if US Soldiers deployed in Afghanistan ended up on Remnant after an accident occurred on a patrol? Well lets find out shall we? After all. What could possibly go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 166,836 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Blake B., Yang X.L., OC, Jaune A.
Rabbits Who Run Get Shot by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: ...because if you're piloting the most advanced mech ever created by mankind, you might as well attach some bunny ears to it.
gen:LOCK - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Cameron M., OC - Complete
The Grimmiest Drunken Marriage by martinm95 reviews
Jaune Arc was in for a hellova adventure, when he joined Ruby, Nora and Ren after the fall of Beacon. Visiting Mistral? Check. Getting caught up in epic battles? Check. Getting drunk and accidentally married to the devil herself? Chec- wait, WHAT?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Jaune A., Salem] Cinder F.
UnNaturaltale by Algalirept reviews
Undertale and Supernatural. Rated teen cause of Dean's mouth. (though maybe it should be M..nah, its fiiine) I suck at summaries. I promise my writing is better than what my crappy intro is leading you to believe.
Crossover - Supernatural & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018
Into the Fire by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Wanderer by Marcopolo135 reviews
Enter the Wanderer: A being who originates from before the Protheans. Journey through three cycles of life and death in the fight against the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 185,377 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 8/25/2010 - J. Garson, OC
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,118 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007
XCOM: Agents by NavyFuji reviews
My Favorite book is Starship Troopers, and I wanted to write a story with a similar feel. Based mostly on the Original XCOM, we follow Ian Yamada from his mysterious recruitment from college, to his integration with the squad and development as an X-COM Agent. Thanks for reading! Feedback please, This is a story in progress! Cover Art by Darcad DeviantART
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 8/24/2012
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
A Guide to the Avengers Rules by electracait reviews
A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
Odyssey 2185 by Gray Spectre Warden Boom reviews
I've really got a screwed up life now... I mean now I'm workin' for Cerberus and doing TIM's dirty work. Man, Shepard really needs to wake up... and I really miss Tali... Sequel to Odyssey 2184. SI. Follows ME2 storyline.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,236 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson, Garrus V., OC
83 Ways to Annoy the Dursleys by DaydreamingSlytherin reviews
Beep, beep, beep. For reasons unknown, a young witch named Vivi is staying with the Durselys for the summer. She has a list of way to annoy them. I dont own the list of ways. Actually 85 ways. On temporary hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 65,661 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dudley D., OC
The Sharks Feed by nicholasakira reviews
The Carcharodons, or Space Sharks, are one of the most brutal and secretive chapters of the Emperor's space marines. They forever voyage the abyss beyond the Imperium's borders. Now, as the Carcharodons' war shoal fleets once again bring madness and death to the enemies of Terra, their secrets shall be revealed.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Space Marines
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Mass Effect: Dead Echo by Thunderfury12124 reviews
What begins as a horrific experience ends with me and my friends forming an elite mercenary squad in the Mass Effect universe. Begins before ME1, but will eventually progress through the game events with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,985 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Mass Effect: Dimension by looks at name tag reviews
A twenty year old is sucked into the video game he is playing and must use his knowledge of the upcoming events to beat the game. Rated T for mild swearing. Summary sucks, but check it out please.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Tali'Zorah
Do I Look Like A Puma To You? by Deepclaw reviews
Red vs. Blue Crossover - Among at least thirty new Decepticon foes that crash to Earth one night, there are at least eight new Autobot allies fresh from their own private war to lend a hand...but not without some bickering first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mikaela B., Maggie M.
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [J. Garson, Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dead Space: Forgotten Memories by EcoSeeker247 reviews
*Sequel to Dead Space: Into the Abyss* Pulling a 180 in attitude was only the beginning. When Timmy Stamford finds himself being thrown into Dead Space 2 this time around, he thinks things can't get any worse than the USG Ishimura…until an all too familiar outbreak occurs all around him. Rated T for violence and language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,987 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., Ellie L., OC - Complete
Does This Look Like Middle Earth to You? by Karm Starkiller reviews
A fanfiction author and her little sister jump into the Lord of the Rings during the Council of Elrond. They have the power to control everything. Will chaos rule, or will some order remain? Includes minor non-LotR characters. Now on The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Christmas Time by deathunit100010 reviews
Christmas is nearing, but Shepard decides to not give his men a break from fighting the Reapers. Garrus and some crew members attempt to make him change his mind. Shep/Tali with Garrus Joker and a few others as main characters. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
The Toa Terra Project by Katea-Nui reviews
Seven human teens are suddenly destined to continue a war that wasn't as 'make-believe' as they thought. How will they cope when they discover that the Shadow of Makuta Teridax threatens all humanity? Will they become like their heros? Or will they fall?
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Odyssey 2184 by Gray Spectre Warden Boom reviews
Continuation of my self insert into ME universe.Read the first one otherwise you'll get confused. Set in the transition between ME1 and ME2. Sequel to Odyssey 2183.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,955 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Guidelines For Living with Cybertronians by TheFallenWriter reviews
Yes I joined the fad. Inspired by many others who did the Guideline rule series. The war is over but true randomness is only beginning. Two newcomers offer to help Prowl make a rulebook. Nothing good can come from this.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Odyssey 2183 by Gray Spectre Warden Boom reviews
Self insert. How did I get on a Space Ship, Asari, Turians, and just who is The Owner, and just why do I have these strange prophetic dreams? First Fan Fic Be gentle... Follows Events of ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,826 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete