What's my loyalty mission? oh nothing I guess it is better that you discover by yourself that your dad will get itself killed ebcaused of the thing you send him huh...

WHo ever act like this?

The whole Tali thing seems like a perfectly reasonable interaction, but with the amount of times Art said he'd be honest and planned on telling her, this whole thing seems a little out of the blue. From one moment planning on telling her and wanting to do anything to help her save her father, to the next moment not telling her or doing much to save her father. A bit of whiplash

This fic is the first thing I've read to use my name; Natan. I must say it feels very strange

Sooooooo what about the scout?

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Lyrics Monty Python

[Intro]
But Brian, you know what they say?
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...

[Chorus]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side of life
(Whistle)

[Verse 1]
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly, chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...

[Chorus]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle) (Come on!)
Always look on the right side of life
(Whistle)

[Verse 2]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow

[Chorus]
So always look on the bright side of death
(Whistle)
A-Just before you draw your terminal breath
(Whistle)

[Verse 3]
Life's a piece of shit (Oooh)
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true (Oooh)
You'll see it's all a show (Oooh)
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you (Oooh)
And...

[Chorus]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle)
Always look on the right side of life
(Whistle) (C'mon Brian, cheer up!)

[Outro]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle)
(Worse things happen at sea, you know?)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle) (What have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle)
(Nothing will come from nothing
You know what they say?)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Cheer up, ya old bugger
C'mon, give us a grin!
There ya'll, see?) (Whistle)
(It's the end of the film
Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer)
Always look on the bright side of life
(Some of us got to live as well, you know?) (Whistle)
(Who do you think plays all this rubbish?)
Always look on the bright side of life
(They'll never make that money back, you know?
I told them, I said to 'em, said they'll never make that money back) (Whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life

Magneto: You homo sapiens and your guns.
Sabretooth: (Grabs Magneto's throat) That's enough Erik.
Toad: Let them go.
Magneto: Why not come out where I can see you, Charles?
Xavier: (Speaking through Sabretooth) What do you want her for?
Magneto: Can't you read my mind? (Tapping his helmet) And what now, save the girl? You'll have to kill me Charles, and what would that accomplish? Let them pass that law and they'll have you in chains with a number burned into your forehead!
Xavier: (Through Sabretooth) It won't be that way.
Magneto: Then kill me and find out. No? Then release me.
(Sabertooth doesn't move, Toad starts walking off with Rogue)
Magneto: Fine. (Magnetically fires a bullet and stops it just before it goes through a cop's head) Care to press your luck, Charles? I don't think I can stop them all. (Xavier reluctantly releases his control over Toad and Sabretooth) Still unwilling to make sacrifices. That's what makes you weak. Goodbye, Charles.

Kiss the Girl lyrics

[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Percussion
Strings
Winds
Words

(sung)
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dyin' to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she want you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now:
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame? Too bad
He gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floatin' in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it
How you want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say, "kiss the girl"
Sha la la la la
Music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General Lyrics

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

[CHORUS]
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypoten-potenuse!

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

[CHORUS]
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

[CHORUS]
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore!
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pina-Pinafore!

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

[CHORUS]
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee

[CHORUS]
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee!
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee!
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a, sat a gee!

[MAJOR-GENERAL]
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

[CHORUS]
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

I read the first one a while back, and I admit that I liked it, even if I’ve never played/seen an LP of it (cue me thinking that Virmire was as barren and arid as Korriban from Star Wars).

After some time, I was reading Errtheking’s MSTs on Twin Humanities, when the bit about Stupard came up. I looked up what the deal was, read the MST of Stupard’s subjegation of the galaxy, then remembered that you had written Mass Vexations and wanted to compare.

To put it simply, Art is a better person because he has a realistic reaction towards everything, and is a better written character because he has flaws that makes sense, which eventually catch up to him.

Here’s to good luck with whatever’s going on.

-Zues Killer Productions

Overall a really impressive fic, even new on reducing rambling repetitions.

Interesting go n the multiversal interconnectedness here.

Can't say hqve built it , but interesting.

Lovely inter crew chapter.
Looking forward both dream sequence and jacks mission.

Couldn't stop laughing the whole chapter...

He did not just ...

He truly never learns...

And that from the moment the twin was first shown.

Art just does not learn...