A/N: I'm back! My other story got deleted :( but I'm back with a new one, they're just some drabbles about things the Avengers can't do, I'm still taking request I just won't be able to say who gave them to me (that's why my other story got deleted) and any questions I'll have to PM you the answer because I'm not allowed to answer it here (also why it got deleted)

Kudos to Arrows the Wolf for helping me name the story…I'm done with the talking!

Disclaimer: I own an army of flesh eating gerbils, but not the Avengers :(, I'm willing to trade though!

Warnings: None!

•Steve is not allowed near an iron unless supervised

Steve Rogers was usually a self-sufficient man…when things made sense, but now that he was in present time 2012 and no longer in the 1940's he needed some help, with for example the iron...don't get him wrong he knows how to iron since they were already present back in his time, he just didn't know how to use a Stark-Iron that had 100 multiple functions therefore had millions of buttons; which is why he left the iron on while looking for Bruce (the other genius of the team) to help him iron his clothes.

He was halfway down the Stark Tower, towards the newly build gym when he was pushed non too kindly by Stark running his way up screaming "Fire!" and followed by that weird robot called Dummy holding a fire extinguisher.

Two hours and two extinguishers (Dummy had use a whole fire extinguisher on Tony for no reason) after did Tony reappear holding what used to be Steve's white shirt. "Who let the iron on?" Yelled a red faced Tony.

"Man of Iron, did you named yourself after that deathly machine?" Asked a curious Thor while Steve slowly backed away.