team-switzerland618
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, and Wrestling. HEY!! im team-switzerland618. i luv writing fanfics (i cant write anything (school stuff...) but fanfics just come natural to me and iv written ALOT) im gunna go ahead and thank my friends for helping my w/ ideas/giving critisism while i write and being so suportive of my writing habits, "thanks casper" -private joke... we matriculate alot- (another private joke, for those of u that dont like Twilight; ita a twilight thing, u wouldnt understand) "The meek may inheirit the world, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. like me!"- Jace, CityOfBones JACE LIGHTWOOD IS SEXY kayla this is for you: "NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF!!"; kristie this is for you: "SQUIRREL!!". please always review/give criticism/ sugestions for that or future stories! all feedback welcome!! im curently working on a chapter story that is in progress as i type. its 5chapters now, but im thinking it will be 10-15 by the time its finished!! I am also working on 3 other fics, as well as a longer story!! -He who laughs last thinks slowest -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. -One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject -We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass -Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. -Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't -I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. For Hogwarts: - If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! - So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead - I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort. - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape. - This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid. - I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office. - I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda. - I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class. - I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand. - Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery. Stereotypes suck!! Copy and paste... Bold the ones that describe you/ the people you know. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the WRONG direction I’m in a WHEELCHAIR, so I MUST be RETARDED I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare 25 Things I Learned From My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV. If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism You know you are obsessed with the Twilight series when . . . You love Edward Cullen and wish you were Bella . . .You’re convinced vampires exist and aren’t ashamed of it …You died when Edward left Bella. Its okay, we all have some issues. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile. (haha okay. I guiess i can't do that considering it is coming out on AUGUST 2, 2008!) If you get really mad and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are weird copy and paste this on your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. If you can’t appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity. I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes Note to Self: Normal is just a cycle on washing machines I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Vampires Are Real, I Know One By The Name Edward Cullen. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: Tell anyone who will listen that there really is a Voldemort... When I am at Hogwarts I will not: call Draco Malfoy the little boy who needs a hug. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: declare an official hug a Slytherin-Day "Stupid, shiney, volvo owner"-- Bella Cullen "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "What a stupid lamb" "What a sick, masochisitc lion" --Edward and Bella in meadow "You'll just have to meet one condition"--E.C "Condition? What condition?"--B.S "Marry me first"--E.C "Okay. What's the punch line?"--B.S "You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think its a joke."--E.C Vampire's like baseball? If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club and proud of it, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. AATCIBD is Addicted to All Things Cullen Including Bella's Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask 'why are you following me' yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Things guys should know about girls! 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE) 2. Don't say you understand when you don't. 3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. 4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will. 5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes. 9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet. 11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 12. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 13. Fashion police do exist. 14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it. 17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO! 18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men. 19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.) 21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 22. We are beautiful at all times. 23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it. 25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that! 26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. A TWILIGHT SURVEY Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking dawn How long did it take you to read the books? In all, about 2days total for all 4 books. Who introduced you to the books? My friend kristie was reading it, and so were a lot of people at school so I started reading and fell in love with it instantle Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Mom bought them for me Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movies? Midnight sun then the movies What's your dream ending to the series? the story of Renesme and Jacob, and then a sort of “100years later” type continuation of the story Favorites: Who is your favorite character? Emmett, edward, jasper, carlisle, jacob, alice, rose, esme, nessie, wolf pack… Who's your favorite vampire? edward Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth and Jake What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? “before you my life was like a moonless night…” and on isle esme “im pregnant”- her telling Edward, phone convorsation w/ carlisle…! What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When you first meet Jacob in twilight, and bella tries to flirt with him. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? when Alice (and Rosalie) give bella makeovers/ take her shopping; in NM from when Alice comes back-end of the book (I guess that’s TheVote for Alice) What was your favorite adventure/battle in the series? Tent scene- end of Victoria fight, nessie birth, NM saving edward, BD when all the new vamps came-Volturi fight Which book cover was your favorite? I love them all: breaking dawn, twilight, new moon, eclipse Are these books among your favorite books of all? That is the most stupidest question I have EVER heard, of course they are!! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? twilight New Moon or Eclipse? eclipse. Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight sun I've already read breaking dawn a million times Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? midnight sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Iv seen/read them both 10000000000x already so how about BD the Movie Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? edward Bella or Jacob? jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Jacob Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Jasper Jasper or Edward? jasper Carlisle or Esme? Esme Emmett or Jasper? um... that is WAY to hard, both! Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie Esme or Charlie? Charlie Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jake sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires... DUH!! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? Internet, friends, and magazines! Are you excited? Totally!! What do you think of the casting so far? AMAZING (except I don’t like KristenStewart, I love everyone else) Are you going to go see it? of course! i am having a party! Planning on going with anyone in particular? Friends. party. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. crazy is if you bark at a ballon; because baloons dont get scared... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! QUOTES -I dazzle people?- (Edward Cullen, lol) -Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness- (Bella Swan) -You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen) - to me!! -Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;) -Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight) -Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen) -Boys in books...are just better- -I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- -I run with vampires- (and werewolfs) -Jasper Hale is so bringing sexy back- (so are the other male vamps/wolfs) -I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward- -It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces- -Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon) -"You think I lifted a van off you?" - (edward cullen) -When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight) -But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you Bella- (Edward Cullen) -gasp&orfaint-! -And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward) -Yeah, none of those freaky Virgos here- lol (Jacob Black) - Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life - Midnight Sun - Bella's going to stare at Edward in a minute. Look normal. - Alice in Midnight Sun. Ahaha. - A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her eyes closed, her skin chalky as a corpse. And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways.- Edward thinking in MS. Awww! SEX VS. LOVE A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it However, halfway down the alley she noticed Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS Stupid Shiny Volvo owner- Bella Swan When Other Little Girls Wanted To Be Ballet Dancers, I Wanted To Be A Vampire. (appart from the fact that i do dance!) If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901 Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose-me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale." A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road... Girl: Slow down. I'm scared Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. girls, dont you wish that you had a guy like that? only, i think that it would have been smarter to just keep going until the gas ran out... What would you do for someone you love? "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. The Rules of Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball (ohh...sorry Neville) 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office (so tempting!) 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter (omg so funny!!) 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick (yeah it's not that impressive) 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar (yeah he nneds two!) 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination (well there goes my inner-eye!) 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" (but he is!!) 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (oh yeah i made a fourtune!) 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" (ahhh his face was funny) 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand (oh so that's why the teachers were giving me dirty looks) 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals (yeah now he wants to train Pikachu) 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" (awwwww) 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" (whoops the first years are halloucinating again!) 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot (hehe snakey sock!) 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it (so i can't use magic?!) 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive (GRYFFINDOR!!...obvs) 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (that was classic!) 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (omg god their faces!!) 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways (dun dundun da duuun) 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor (awww) 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort (again it's soooo tempting!) 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (may he rest i peace ;)!) 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling (he gave me the evil-eye when i did that) 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" (ahh good times) 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell (but it is!!) 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate (scared the living daylights out of old professers as well) 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween (oh for crying out loud!!) 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's" (hehe so funny) 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge (yeah...and) 30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" (ALRIGHT HI-5) 31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin (sorry snake-people) 32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers (sorry dobby) 33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion (ohh so that's why i got a detention) 34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" (haha lol so funny) 35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts (ummm...okay) 36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous (but that's just cruel) 37) I will not lick Trevor (but he's tasty!) 38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" (oh...uh whoops) 39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (damn i now have no insperation) 40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously (really?!) 41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet (thanks a lot!) 43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice (well i guess i'm unemployed) 44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God (awww come on!) If you've ever stopped mid-sentence saying "I don't swear that oft--" you swear too much If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile. Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in favourite order and follow the instructions below: 1. edward 2. emmett 3. Alice 4. Jasper 5. carlisle 6. Rosalie 7. Esme 8. alice 9. Seth 10. jacob 11. Aro 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No, but it sounds good 2) Do you think Four is hot? Hell Yeah!! 3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? I would laugh...a lot 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Not very many 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?-they already are!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Carlisle/Seth or Carlisle/Jacob: neither because I can't even thing of Carlisle being gay!! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Esme walks in on Edward and Emmett? that would be very embarassing and they wud prob get in trouble or something 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words.-Alice takes Jacob out on a shopping trip from hell and Jacob get's a whole lot of clothes, ehich he hates, because they are from the ‘bloodsucker’ but then he realizes that he loves alice… the rest is history!! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?-Yes and they r amazing 10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. jacob dies and Esme is there for Nessie but everything is downhill from there. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Not sure: they’d have 2 b gay and im just not seeing that 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? What?! 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yep sure sure 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Carlisle/Jasper/Emmett umm, maybe?? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? I F’ING NEED FOOD NOW!! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? SHOES 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Contaings everything: lemons spanking language… 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I bet I can beat u in any compitition Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous. I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oh...right When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! I ran with scissors, and lived! When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope you learn how to fly on the way down. Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet! I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck. We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree! hahahahaha!! sometimes when im alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if im wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization woooooooooooooooot!! Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. alex 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? e 4. Your month of birth? june 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. kristie 7. Your favorite number? 18 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I can get a bf Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday WEIRD QUIZ THING 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. “…in the classroom, you name it. But the fifteenth…”diary of a wimpy kid 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A computer 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? A NewMoon commercial 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:51pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:54pm (err...whoops- close enough!!) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A dishwasher 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting out of jeep; picked up dinner 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Reading fanfics 9. What are you wearing? Black skinny jeans & new moon shirt 10. Did you dream last night? Ya, it was about me/taylor lautner getting married 11. When did you last laugh? Today in the car because my lil bro was making funny faces! 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pic of me/fam/ ‘inspirational’ pics,… 13. Seen anything weird lately? A flying cow… jk 14. What do you think of this quiz? Sooo tinsel! (tinsel= awesome) 15. What is the last film you saw? New moon 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Idk, some sexy guys from NewMoon… ummm ya not really sure 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: My finger is broken 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? A perfect world 19. Do you like to dance? HELL YEAH!! 20. George Bush: Umm… 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rensemee… jk idk 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Edward Jacob (lil EJ)… jk idk 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? sure 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Umm im not sure!! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emiizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Red Mountain Lion 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Pauline bentelm 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Steemtia (NICE!!) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): black redbull 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): mepaoma. 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Susanne 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Princess (Awesome!!) 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Love!! 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): blue eyepatch 1993!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!". You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -black shoe white shoe or -Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -Ghost Busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making cootie catchers and those fortune-telling things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs". One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the play place. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. You remember the fights about who could go highest/fastest on the monkey bars. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets and you thought that they were the coolest! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . (Sad, but it is so true) Funny Harry Potter Quotes/Excerpts: - Philosopher's Stone: Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. "Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?" - Chamber of Secrets: Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs. - Prisoner of Azkaban: As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-" Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?" - Goblet of Fire: "OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!" "Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." Ron: "Who're you going with then?" - Order of the Phoenix "Who's Kreacher?" "Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?" Dudley: "He Mark Evans cheeked me." Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's. "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. "Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -" - Half-Blood Prince: "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..." Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'" - Deathly Hallows: “I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.” "Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“ Twilight 10 Commandments 1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. 2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain. 3. Remember to keep release dates calendared. 4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence. 5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves. 6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. 7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore. 8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. 9. You shall not covet Edward. 10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Death of an Innocent I went to a party, Mom, 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Whire and blue 2, Name one person who made you smile today: kristie 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: reading 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? computer 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Twilight chocolate 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? no 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? "I'm gunna make it for me." (I was makin popcorn for lil’ sis and I told her that I would make it for myself. 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Triple carmel chunk, birthday cake 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? pop 10, Do you like your wallet? yes! its 11, What was the last thing you ate? A bite of popcorn (making a pizza) 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? yes just today (black jeans) 13, The last sporting event you watched? FOOTBALL 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Buttery/ or carmel 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? amanda 16, Ever go camping? Hellz yes, I love it!! 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Not everyday but most days 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? As often as I can (went last week) 19, Do you have a tan? Yeah, but its going away because its january and last time I tanned was in the summer 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Idk, it depends 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? sometimes 22, What did your last text message say? Don’t 4get advisory board meeting tomorrow night 23, What are you doing tomorrow? School (iv been on christmas break for the past 2weeks and I have 2 go back to school tomorrow) :’( 25, Look to your left, what do you see? bookcase 26, What color is your watch? blue 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? the Crocodile hunter 28, What is your birthstone? JUNE- idk what its called 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Mostly drive thru 30, What is your favorite number? 18 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Grandy 32, Any plans today? Not that I know of… 33, How many states have you lived in? 3 34, Biggest annoyance right now? headach 35, Last song listened to? Fever- Adam Lambert 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? Ya but I usually skip a few letters. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope, 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Umm, idk 39, Are you jealous of anyone? maybe 40, Is anyone jealous of you? possibly 41, Do you love anyone? yes 42, Do any of your friends have children? nope we are only 15-16!! 43, What do you usually do during the day? During the week: school, hw, computer Weekends: Whatever is going on that day, hw (if there is any), computer, firends 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? YES 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Nope, mostly ‘hi’ or ‘whats up’ 46, What color is your car? Im getting my car next month (I want red, silver, or black) 47, Do you like cats? Yes- I have 2 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? yup 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes- I love it there 50, How did you get your worst scar? Iv had 4 surgeries There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! SHE IS... an athlete, confident, artistic, bold, flexible, brave, determined, focused, hardworking, motivated, strong, spunky, a team player, beautiful, amazing, agile, fit, in control, having the time of her life, shy, loving, caring, responsible, crazy. Interesting Things: Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others, And all because Dylan , got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! SAD: This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. TRY NOT TO CRY (OKAY SO I FOUND THIS ON A PROFILE AND WAS REALLY CREEPED OUT BY IT SO I WANT YOU GUYS TO TRY IT TOO) READ IN A DARK ROOM AND ALL ALONE!! chineese kid is seen down the hall |
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